Monthly Archives: February 2018
Music Video of the Day: Hungry by Winger (1988, directed by ????)
What do we have here?
00:12 — Newlyweds speeding on a curvy mountain road? What could go wrong?
00:23 — There go the brakes!
00:31 — That sharp turn will look familiar to anyone who has ever seen the Duke boys outrun old Roscoe.
00:36 — It’s true what they say. Right before you die, you hear the opening of a bad 80s song.
00:50 — I’ve gotten worst cuts from bumping my head on a low doorway.
00:57 — Dude, did you just leave your wife behind in the car?
00:59– This is Winger. Kip Winger got his start as a backup musician and was a member of Alice Cooper for two years. Until Nirvana changed the face of music, Winger was responsible for some of the most generic hits of the 1980s.
01:21 — How long until we get a shot of the man sitting alone on that same swing?
01:32 — “Look, I’m spinning around with my guitar! Just like we did in practice!”
01:50 — “I remember how much we loved this wall.”
01:59 — It took 37 seconds to go from swinging together to swinging alone.
02:08 — Nobody came to the wedding but she’s going to go ahead and throw the bouquet anyway.
02:20 — It might be easier for the first responders to do their job if Winger would get out of the way.
02:46 — GUITAR!
03:07 — “My wife’s dead. Time to learn how to play an instrument!”
03:15 — Watch out, he’s driving again.
03:22 — Did he ever figure out why his brakes out went out in the first place? This might be a case for Jim Rockford.
03:36 — They still haven’t put out the fire? Is this what my tax dollars are paying for?
03:38 — I would be pissed off too. Put out the damn fire!
03:58 — That dude cannot drive.
04:12 — How does he keep doing this shit without getting a scratch on him?
04:27 — “How am I going to get home?”
To call Winger a “hair metal” band is probably an insult to hair metal bands but they did have a few hits. They also got on the nerves of Metallica’s Lars Ulrich and Mike Judge, the creator of Beavis and Butthead.


Enjoy!
Lisa Reviews An Oscar Nominee: The Grapes of Wrath (dir by John Ford)
(With the Oscars scheduled to be awarded on March 4th, I have decided to review at least one Oscar-nominated film a day. These films could be nominees or they could be winners. They could be from this year’s Oscars or they could be a previous year’s nominee! We’ll see how things play out. Today, I take a look at the 1940 best picture nominee, The Grapes of Wrath!)
How dark can one mainstream Hollywood film from 1940 possibly be?
Watch The Grapes of Wrath to find out.
Based on the novel by John Steinbeck and directed by John Ford, The Grapes of Wrath tells the story of the Joad family and their efforts to neither get sent to prison nor starve to death during the Great Depression. When they lose their farm in Oklahoma, they head for California. Pa Joad (Russell Simpson) has a flyer that says someone is looking for men and women to work as pickers out west. The 12 members of the Joad Family load all of their possessions into a dilapidated old truck and they hit the road. It quickly becomes apparent that they’re not the only family basing all of their hopes on the vague promises offered up by that flyer. No matter how much Pa may claim different, it’s obvious that California is not going to be the promised land and that not all the members of the family are going to survive the trip.
Tom Joad (Henry Fonda) is the oldest of the Joad sons. He’s just been released from prison and he’s killed in the past. Having been in prison during the start of the Great Depression, Tom doesn’t realize how bad things truly are until he arrives home and sees someone he grew up with using a tractor to knock down a house. (It’s just business, of course. The owners of the house can’t pay their bills so the house gets destroyed.) The film’s story is largely told through Tom’s eyes and Henry Fonda gives a sympathetic performance, one the gets the audience to empathize with and relate to a character who is a total outsider.
As for the rest of the Joad Family, Ma (Jane Darwell) is the glue who holds them together and who refuses to allow them to surrender to despair. (And yet even Ma is forced to make some tough choices when the starving children of one work camp ask her to share her family’s meal with them.) Rosasharan (Dorris Bowdon) is pregnant while Grandpa (Charley Grapewin) is too sickly for the trip but doesn’t have anywhere else to go. And then there’s Casy (John Carradine), the former preacher turned labor organizer. Casy is not blood-related but he soon becomes a member of the family.
The Joads have a healthy distrust of the police and other authority figures and that turns out to be a good thing because there aren’t many good cops to be found between Oklahoma and California. Instead, the police merely serve to protect the rich from the poor. Whenever the workers talk about forming a union and demanding more than 5 cents per box for their hard work, the police are there to break heads and arrest any troublemakers on trumped up charges. Whenever a town decides that they don’t want any “Okies” entering the town and “stealing” jobs, the police are there to block the roads.
The Grapes of Wrath provides a portrait of the rough edges of America, the places and the people who were being ignored in 1940 and who are still too often ignored today. John Ford may not be the first director that comes to mind when you think of “film noir” but that’s exactly what The Grapes of Wrath feels like. During the night scenes, desperate faces emerge from the darkness while menacing figures lurk in the shadows. When the sun does rise, the black-and-white images are so harsh that you almost wish the moon would return. The same western landscape that Ford celebrated in his westerns emerges as a wasteland in The Grapes of Wrath. The American frontier is full of distrust, anger, greed, and ultimately starvation. (Reportedly, the film was often shown in the Soviet Union as a portrait of the failure of America and capitalism. However, it was discovered that Soviet citizens were amazed that, in America, even a family as poor as the Joads could still afford a car. The Grapes of Wrath was promptly banned after that.) John Ford is often thought of as being a sentimental director but there’s little beauty or hope to be found in the images of The Grapes of Wrath. (Just compare the way The Grapes of Wrath treats poverty to the way Ford portrayed it in How Green Was My Valley.) Instead, the film’s only hint of optimism comes from the unbreakable familial bond that holds the Joads together.
As dark as it may be, the film is nowhere near as pessimistic as the original novel. The novel ends with a stillborn baby and a stranger starving to death in a barn. The film doesn’t go quite that far and, in fact, offers up some deus ex machina in the form of a sympathetic government bureaucrat. (Apparently, authority figures weren’t bad as long as they worked for the federal government.) That the book is darker than the movie is not surprising. John Steinbeck was a socialist while John Ford was a Republican with a weakness for FDR. That said, even though the film does end on a more hopeful note than the novel, you still never quite buy that things are ever going to get better for anyone in the movie. You want things to get better but, deep down, you know it’s not going to happen. Tom says that he’s going to fight for a better world and Fonda’s delivers the line with such passion that you want him to succeed even if you know he probably won’t. Ma Joad says the people will never be defeated and, again, you briefly believe her even if there’s not much evidence to back her up.
Even when viewed today, The Grapes of Wrath is still a powerful film and I can only guess what it must have been like to see the film in 1940, when the Great Depression was still going on and people like the Joads were still making the journey to California. Not surprisingly, it was nominated for best picture of 1940, though it lost to Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca.
Celebrate National Weatherperson’s Day With These “Stormy” Covers

Happy National Weatherperson’s Day! We depend on these brave souls to help us survive the storms of life. As the classic pulp covers below show, storms come in many different shapes and sizes:





by Robert Stanley



by Charles Wood

by Earle Bergey

by George Gross

by Gino D’Achille

by Robert Maguire

by Robert Shulz
My Favorite Super Bowl Commercial 2018
Well, this year there was slim pickings far as Super Bowl ads go, with the exception of some of the new film trailers (can’t wait for AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR ). The one ad that did stand out for me had a decidedly New England flavor, featuring Steven Tyler of Boston’s own Aerosmith travelling back in time in – no, not a Delorean, but a Kia!:
Dream On indeed, Steven!
Artwork of the Day: Romantic Marriage (by Matt Baker)
Music Video of the Day: Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe (1994, directed by Mark Pellington)
Whale was a Swedish alternative band, made up for Gordon Cyrus, Henrik Schyffert, and Cia Berg. During the mid-90s, they were big in Europe while, in America, they were best known for this video.
00:00 — When we first see Whale, they’re performing in the type of gravel pit that should be familiar to anyone who has ever watched any Tom Baker-era episodes of Doctor Who.
00:31 — What’s Cia Berg doing right here?
00:55 — Check out Henrik Schyffert walking like an Egyptian.
01:14 — YASSSSSS! ROCK!
01:17 — This moment here is the reason why Beavis and Butt-Head loved this video.
02:03 — WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!?
02:17 — ROCK!
2:35 — Cia looks dangerous.
3:00 — Henrik’s trying to save the children.
3:26 — YEAH!
When this video was first released, there was a lot of confusion as to what was meant by Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe. Everyone knew what a hobo and a babe were. Everyone understood humpin’. But what did slobo mean? According to the band, they misheard the British term “sloane.” A sloane is a type of fashionable, upper class person. I guess that means this song is about a rich girl who likes to hump hobos.
Mark Pellington won the inaugural MTV Europe Music Video Award for best video for Hobo Humpin’ Slobo Babe. Whale broke up in 1999, though all three members remain active on the Swedish entertainment scene.
Enjoy!

Lisa’s Week In Review — 1/29/18 — 2/04/18
To be honest, I spent most of this week binge-watching Degrassi. It happens.
Movies That I Watched
- The Children (2008)
- Damien: Omen II (1978)
- The Final (2010)
- La Grande Illusion (1937)
- The Lion In Winter (1968)
- Love Is A Many Splendored Thing (1955)
- Night Slaves (1970)
- Test Pilot (1938)
Television That I Watched
- 60 Days In
- The Alienist
- The Amazing Race 30
- American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace
- Ask The Undertaker
- The Bachelor 22
- Degrassi — Seasons 6 and 7 are seriously underrated.
- Ghost Whisperer
- Hell’s Kitchen 17
- Intervention — I’m not really a big fan of the Heroin Triangle thing that Intervention is doing right now. It’s a bit too self-congratulatory for my tastes.
- King of the Hill
- Kitten Bowl
- The Magicians
- Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD
- The Perfect Suspect
- Project Runway All-Stars
- Super Bowl LII — Absolutely no one in the Shattered Lens bunker appears to be happy about how this game went. Myself, I was disappointed with the commercials.
- This Is Us — I usually don’t watch this show but, this week, I wanted to find out which one of three kids murdered the father.
- Undercover High
- Waco
- Waco: Messiah or Madman?
Books That I Read
- Dr. No by Ian Fleming (1958)
- Frankenstein: The First Two Hundred Years by Christopher Frayling (2017) — This is a really fun history of everyone’s favorite reanimated dead guy. I recommend it for all of my horror-loving friends!
- From Russia With Love by Ian Fleming (1957)
Music To Which I Listened
- Bob Dylan
- Britney Spears
- Calvin Harris
- The Chemical Brothers
- Dean Drouillard
- Dillon Francis
- Isabel Fay
- Jakalope
- Jake Bugg
- Jake Epstein
- James Blake
- Justin Timberlake
- Muse
- Nancy Sinatra
- Phantogram
- Pink
- The Prodigy
- Rich White
- Saint Motel
- Shakira
- Sleigh Bells
- Taylor Swift
- The Ting Tings
Links From Last Week
- From my sister’s photography blog, it’s the saddest picture of all time.
- Apparently, there’s some people online who are concerned that the Black Panther is going to be “too black” or something like that. That seems kinda silly to me. (I mean, when you’re making a movie about the ruler of an African nation, how exactly can you be too black?) Over on The Ferguson Theater, guest poster Sean E. Ali shares an open letter to those worried about Black Panther being too black.
- John Coyote writes about the famous Chelsea Hotel.
- On Horrorpedia: A brief examination of trolls. (No, not internet trolls. Real trolls!)
- From The World’s Common Tater: My Life As a Jailbarian: Life On The Inside Leads To Life Online
- From A Pondering Mind, a very important quote from Sylvia Plath.
- On FlixChatter, Ruth lists her top 10 films of 2017.
- From the Boston Becks, The Nighthawk Award for 2011! (The Nighthawk Awards, and the amount of work and dedication that this blogger puts into compiling them, is what inspired me to start posting my annual “What if Lisa Had All The Power” posts.)
- From John Reiber’s site, check out this Super Bowl food fight!
- From Hippie Horror, here are ten feminist horror films!
- From Coffee and A Script, The Life And Upcoming Death Of My First Screenplay (The Story Of My Super Mario Adventures Adaptation)
- Epistle of Dude offers up three different ways to view Groundhog Day.
Links From The Site
- Jeff assembled the greatest football team ever, offered up a Super Bowl prediction, and followed Swamp Thing to the Winchester Mystery House!
- Ryan reviewed Future Shock! The Story of 2000 AD, The Rise of the Animals, Charles Forsman’s Slasher, and Hungry Ghosts. He also offered up his weekly reading round-up! (Hmmm…even wonder where I got the idea to start doing these Lisa’s Week In Review posts?)
- Gary reviewed My Name is Julia Ross, Lady Snowblood, and Trouble Along The Way. Just in time for the Super Bowl, Gary asked us all, “Are you ready for some football!?”
- Erin shared an image of dusk along with several reto football magazine covers, like this one! And this one!
- Case reviewed The Cloverfield Paradox!
- Patrick reviewed The Lullaby!
- I shared the music video for one of the greatest songs of all time!
(Check out what I accomplished last week by clicking here!)
Have a great week everyone!
The Cloverfield Paradox – *Great Spoilers*

It’s Superbowl Sunday!!! Better yet, it’s The Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix.
This movie is 1 part – Event Horizon, 1 Part – The Thing, and 1 Part – Boring.
We begin with a dying earth and pesky scientists have tried to create a free energy machine innnnnnnn spaaaaaaace. Sounds Legit.
There’s British people talking in traffic and I need closed captioning. The lady in traffic is apparently an astronaut and “Comm Officer”. However, I can’t understand anything she’s saying; so maybe, communications wasn’t the best fit?!
We’re on the space station and they’re trying to do some particle acceleratin’ …woohoo, but something is amiss. The story is really dragging.
Now, there’s nerds, foozball playing, and awkward conversation. Are we sure this is a Space Station and not the Google Campus? I do like that all peoples are represented and they’re all boring. It’s about time that we embraced that most people are boring and even some Netflix films.
They’re about to turn on their Shepherd Accelerator and …… they are making particles, energy, or s’mores? Then, the Shepherd overloads. I’m guessing they forgot to use a surge protector. They get control, but the earth is gone- must’ve left the Earth in their other solar system’s pants. They’re hurtling into empty space.
The crew is starting to act weird. The Russian- I’m going to call him Boris – is playing with his face a lot and we’re getting an Event Horizon vibe mostly because JJ Abrams decided to defile the memory of another one of my favorite films. The steel walls have screaming and they decide to open it….because sure. They reveal a woman fused to wires and the bulkhead who knows the Comm Officer’s name. It’s pretty gross. They try to do some ER work on her and she lives.
Meanwhile….Back on Earth. There’s explosions!!!
Back on the station…
The foozball is playing itself and things are disappearing: gyroscopes, worms, and my time. Boris has a worm creature in his head and it’s doing gross things to his eyeball. Boris starts talking to himself and the voices in his head ask him to make a 3d printed gun. Boris pulls the 3d printed gun on crewmates and dies with hundreds of worms shooting out of him.
The lady they found in the bulkhead – Mina – wakes up. She thinks that she was on the station the whole time. Mina accuses Schmidt of sabotage. For scientists, they are unimpressive. These dopes haven’t figured out that they’re in another dimension?! Did they get their PhDs from University of Phoenix?! They lock Schmidt up for sabotage and proceed to make bad choices.
Back on earth…. More explosions, but now there are screaming kids.
Back on the station: The ship’s Irish janitor is doing repairs and his arm gets detached. The ship let’s Schmidt out of the airlock and he’s being chased by the Irishman’s arm. The arm writes them a letter….really. It tells them to cut Boris’ corpse open. They find the gyroscope inside Boris. The comms come back and their current reality is pretty bad. They watch CNN and learn that they’ve traveled to Another Dimension …. Another Dimension … Don’t … you tell me to smile….Interplanetary. In this dimension, there’s World War III going on and everybody has goatees. They decide to turn on the Shepherd machine again and hopefully not attract a herd of sheep as well.
Back on earth, the Comm Officer’s husband has rescued a random kid and went to a bomb shelter.
Back on the Station: Tam figures out that condensation was messing with their calculations, but then she drowns….somehow. In the alternate dimension, Eva’s kids are alive. In the “Good Dimension” Eva apparently installed some bad track lighting and killed everyone, but in this “Evil Dimension” – they’re fine because she used lamps I suppose. Eva decides to go back to warn her twin not to use track lighting…..ever. I’ve noticed that they do A LOT of caulking in this movie to exciting music, but it’s still a guy caulking. There’s another malfunction and half the ship explodes.
The crew decides that they need to de-couple the broken part of the station, engendering a long scene of attempted space station repair. It was really slow AND they had this crazy 8-4pm window to do it. Then, the captain sacrifices himself to do it because why not?
Eva orders that they turn on the shepherd. All looks well, but Mina steals the gun and starts shooting. She needs the “firing key” for some reason. Presumably, the Shepherd will create energy, but that really makes no sense because it doesn’t create energy as much as derivative B-Movies. Mina manages to kill Eva in the final scene Aliens style and it’s mildly entertaining.
Schmidt lives and they start the Shepherd again, but first she warns her evil twin not to use Track Lighting and to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch in the 2015 Super Bowl. They see earth again- the good earth and they have a stable power beam. Eva’s husband doesnt want them to come back because—-monsters. Then, as the escape pod enters the atmosphere, we see a monster. So, they unleashed monsters and NBC’s Whitney.
This was a great bad movie, which is what JJ Abrams can do in his sleep. I would watch this if I had the flu or was in a B-movie place.
Lisa’s Favorite 2018 Super Bowl Commercials!
Well, this is quite the quandary.
Usually, at the end of the Super Bowl, I post my ten favorite Super Bowl commercials. However, this year, most of the commercials were kind of bland. There were a few that were undoubtedly terrible and tasteless. I definitely could have done without the commercial that suggested the best way to honor Martin Luther King, Jr. was to buy a pickup truck. And there were a few commercials that were cute. Fortunately, we didn’t have any of the condescending “super woke’ commercials that we had to deal with last year. But, at the same time, there was a general lack of brilliance this year.
In fact, the majority of my favorite Super Bowl commercials were for movies and TV shows. But I already posted all of those. Posting them again would be … well, kinda of exhausting.
I was tempted to just not post a favorite commercial list this year but … well, if you know me and my tendency toward compulsive behavior, you know not making a list is never an option with me.
So, here are six commercials that I did like.
1. T-Mobile “Evil Babies Planning On Taking Over The World and Killing Everyone In Their Sleep”
I liked this commercial because it was hella creepy.
2. Doritos Blaze “Don’t Fuck With Peter Dinklage”
3. Mountain Dew Ice “Morgan Freeman: The Cold, Hard Truth”
4. Tide “No Exit”
5. Sprint “Ex Machina Part Two”
6. Solo “Oh my God! It’s Donald Glover”




