
Craig Sheffer seeks symbolic revenge and Gene Hackman picks up a paycheck in Split Decisions!
Ray McGuinn (Jeff Fahey) is a contender. Ever since he let his father’s gym and signed with a sleazy boxing promoter, Ray has been waiting for his title shot. His father, an ex-boxer turned trainer named Dan (Gene Hackman), has never forgiven Ray for leaving him. Meanwhile, his younger brother — an amateur boxer and Olympic aspirant named Eddie (Craig Sheffer) — worships Ray and is overjoyed when Ray returns to the old neighborhood to fight “The Snake” Pedroza (Eddie Velez). But then Ray is told that if he doesn’t throw the fight, he’ll never get a shot at a title bout. When Ray refuses, The Snake and a group of thugs are sent to change his mind and Ray gets tossed out of a window.
Eddie is determined to avenge his brother’s death. Does he do it by turning vigilante and tracking down the men who murdered his brother? No, he turns pro and takes his brother’s place in the boxing ring! Dan reluctantly trains him and Eddie enters the ring, looking for symbolic justice. Symbolic justice just doesn’t have the same impact as Charles Bronson-style justice.
The idea of a barely known amateur turning professional and getting a chance to fight a contender feels just as implausible here as it did in Creed. The difference is that Creed was a great movie so it did not matter if it was implausible. To put it gently, Split Decisions is no Creed. The boxing scenes are uninspired and even the training montage feels tired. Look at Craig Sheffer run down the street while generic 80s music plays in the background. Watch him spar in the ring. Listen to Gene Hackman shout, “You’re dragging your ass out there!” In the late 80s, Gene Hackman could have played a role like Dan in his sleep and he proves it by doing so here. Underweight pretty boy Craig Sheffer is actually less convincing as a boxer than Damon Wayans was in The Great White Hype.
Split Decisions is another boxing movie that should have taken Duke’s advice.

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