4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Lamberto Bava Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today’s director in Lamberto Bava, one of the most underrated directors in the history of Italian horror cinema.

4 Shots From 4 Lamberto Bava Films

Macabre (1980, dir by Lamberto Bava, DP: Franco Delli Colli)

A Blade In the Dark (1983, dir by Lamberto Bava, DP: DP: Gianlorenzo Battaglia)

Demons 2 (1986, dir by Lamberto Bava, DP: Gianlorenzo Battaglia)

Delirium (1987, dir by Lamberto Bava, DP: Gianlorenzo Battaglia)

Fear No Evil (dir. by Frank LaLoggia)


In the early 1980s, my Dad owned a RCA Videodisc player. Among the assortment of films he owned, a few were listed as “Do Not Watch” for the kids. The Omen films, Cruising, The Exorcist, Rosemary’s Baby, Raging Bull, The Life of Brian, and Fear No Evil. There may be others, but those were the ones I remember in particular growing up. Over time, I’ve been able to see almost all of them save for Raging Bull & Cruising. I was able to catch Fear No Evil via AMC+ earlier this year, and honestly, I wish my Dad were still alive. I’d ask him what prompted him to get this film, and watch it on purpose. I’ll never know, but here’s this movie that he was curious enough to buy at one point.

Directed by Frank LaLoggia, Fear No Evil is the tale of three Angels – Mikhail, Gabriel, and Rafael – who are out to bring back or smite Lucifer (Richard Jay Silverthorn, who also did the make up for the film), running around on Earth as a man. Lucifer states he’ll be reborn and then smites himself. We then celebrate the baptism of Baby Andrew Williams, which really doesn’t go as planned. His parents, Greg (Barry Cooper, Johnny Firecloud) and Marion (Alice Sachs, Seems Like Old Times) struggle with Andrew (Stefan Arngrim, The A-Team) over the years until his 18th birthday. An incident with the birthday cake leaves the mother injured, a father at a loss, and a teen with more freedom than he needs.

Fear No Evil basically takes Damien: The Omen II‘s story and drops it into a public school. As the Antichrist, Andrew is pretty aware of what he is and has no real regrets about it. Having an eye for Julie (Kathleen Rowe McAllen, TV’s All My Children), Andrew stalks the grounds of his local high school. He’s found brooding from the building’s fire escape and tries his best to dodge Tony (Daniel Eden, St. Elmos Fire) and his crew. Outside of the religious themes, there’s a sequence where the bullies corner Andrew in the High School shower (though it doesn’t quite turn out the way it did in Brian DePalma’s Carrie). I’m thinking that probably was the big thing that caused my Dad to keep this off our radar. When Julie discovers she’s the reincarnation of Gabriel (now Gabrielle), she and Mikhail (Elizabeth Hoffman, NBC’s Sisters, Dante’s Peak) join forces. Will they be able to stop Andrew before it’s too late?

When it comes to the acting, Fear No Evil has some over the top performances. With the notable exception of Hoffman and McAllen, most of the cast amped up the camp level with their characters. Arngrim and Cooper both have moments where their characters are completely losing it. Whether it’s a Dad starting a bar fight because his son’s the devil, or a dodgeball sequence that goes off the rails (and had me laughing throughout), everyone kind of hams it up. I will give Arngrim some marks for his voice. When he speaks up, he reminds me of the Sister of Mercy’s Andrew Eldritch, for some reason.

I did enjoy the effects and makeup, for what it’s worth. Some of the effects are full of glitter and lasers, feeling a bit like Flash Gordon or the climax of The Manitou. Richard Jay Silverthorn, who also plays Lucifer at the beginning of the film, handled the makeup and the effects. For a movie with a pretty low budget, it’s not bad at all. The music may be the film’s greatest strength. With tunes like “Blitzkreig Bop” and “Psycho Killer”, the movie’s high school setting is peppered mix of classic rock and orchestral work. The film’s score does work well with the notion that evil things are afoot.

Overall, Fear No Evil isn’t that great a film compared to others before or after it. It does deserve some kudos for trying to deliver a tale with a small budget, and the effects are somewhat interesting. It comes across, however, as just a bit much with the acting. It’s more an “In your face” kind of evil than anything subtle.

Ghost Stories, Dir. Levi Morgan, Short Film Review by Case Wright


Hello Horror Fans! My midterms are over and in 7 Months I will be digging for buried treasure in the Great State of Texas! BOOM!!! I wanted to celebrate my midterm conclusion with a review of a promising horror short film. The premise is intriguing: Ghost Stories, but the Ghosts are telling them. Now, this will either be great or truly truly terrible….. BRB. I was WRONG!

The film reminded me of Andrew Bird’s “Sisyphus”
Listen Here:

Wasn’t that great? Yeah, it was! The idea of just letting things go. Whatevs. Like that attitude, they didn’t really put in the effort to make the film pop. The stories just weren’t that funny.

The ghosts are in Walmart white sheets with holes cut out. We’re talkin 100 dollar budget so far.
The first story is a the ghost intends to scare a newlywed couple by hiding under the bed and then jumping out; instead, he’s trapped under the bed as the couple has 2 hour relations! Kinda Funny.

The second ghost story, I really couldn’t follow it. They did not put the extra time to make sure that the story and joke worked. The film headed into “C” territory and I was hoping that maybe it’ll have a strong finish? No. The ghosts like the film are mediocrities. Do the ghosts team up to scare someone? Yes, but it fell as flat as Sisyphus’ boulder.

This short did have a beginning, middle, and an end. They definitely spent time on it. The writing was not the greatest, but they tried to make the jokes and work and not beyond their proposed narrative. In that context, the short was pretty good.

Sadly, as Andrew Bird sang in “Sisyphus”:
“History Forgets the Moderates” Yes, you have to let art breathe and go places that are new, but that takes A LOT of work and they were NOT up to that commitment.
I think like “The Moderates” of Bird’s song, this short will be forgotten.

Horror on the Lens: Nosferatu (dir by F.W. Murnau)


Today’s Horror on the Lens is a classic film that really needs no introduction!  Released in 1922, the German silent film Nosferatu remains one of the greatest vampire films ever made.  It’s a film that we share every October and I’m happy to do so again this year!

Enjoy!

Horror Song of the Day: Main Theme From Zombi 2 by Fabio Frizzi


For today’s song of the day, we have Fabio Frizzi’s main theme from 1979’s Zombi 2.  If you’ve ever seen the film, it’s impossible to hear this piece of music without imagining hundreds of zombies walking across the Brooklyn Bridge.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Monsters 2.18 “The Offering”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on YouTube.

This week features the most fearsome monster yet.

Episode 2.18 “The Offering”

(Dir by Ernest Farino, originally aired on February 18th, 1990)

After a serious auto accident, Lewis (Robert Krantz) wakes up in a hospital with a bandage wrapped around his head.  Dr. Hubbard (Orson Bean) tells Lewis that he’s suffered a concussion and must rest.  All Lewis wants to know is whether or not his mother’s surgery went okay.  Dr. Hubbard sighs and says that they were not able to get all of the cancer.

Lewis’s comatose mother is a patient at the same hospital and, when Lewis sneaks into her room to visit with her, he’s shocked to discover that he can see a giant insect-like creature that is hovering over the bed and producing slugs that are burrowing under his mother’s skin.  Lewis sees the same thing when he looks at other cancer patients but Dr. Hubbard insists that Lewis is only having hallucinations.

In order to try to help Lewis come to terms with both his accident and his mother’s cancer, Dr. Hubbard allows Lewis to watch as a patient undergoes radiation treatment.  Lewis is the only one who can see that the slugs are drawn to the radiation and will leave a patient’s body to find the source of it.  Still unable to convince Hubbard that what he’s seeing is real, Lewis sneaks out his room, steals a radioactive isotope, and prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice to save his mother.

The Offering is a return to form for Monsters.  Full of atmosphere and featuring a genuinely disturbing set of monsters, this is an effective and well-acted episode that works because it captures the helplessness that everyone will feels when a family member or loved one is seriously ill.  I lost my mother to cancer and my father to Parkinson’s, two diseases that are still not as understood as they should be.  Like Lewis, I spent a lot of time wishing that I could somehow just see and understand what was causing their illnesses so that I could know how to save them.  Cancer and Parkinson’s and dementia are all monsters that we wish we could just squash under our heel as easily as we could a bug.

In the end, Lewis eats a glowing radioactive isotope so that all of the cancer slugs will be drawn to his body.  Couldn’t he have just used the isotope to lead the slugs out into the middle of the street or something?  Lewis offers up his own life to save his mother.  It reminds me of the old Norm McDonald joke, that dying of cancer is the equivalent of beating cancer because the cancer dies with you.  That’s a good way to look at it.  Cancer never wins.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: Fraternity Demon (dir by C.B. Rubin)


In 1992’s Fraternity Demon, Isha (Trixxie Bowie) is a succubus who is summoned into the real world by a nerdy frat boy who is doing something with a personal computer.  To be honest, I’m not totally sure what nerdy Dave (Al Darrouch) did to summon the succubus but she shows up in the real world and proceeds to have softcore sex with some 30 year-old frat boys in her quest to find Dave.

To be honest, I should have stopped this film as soon as I saw the New York skyline and “Troma Presents” at the start of it.  I’ve seen enough Troma films that I knew exactly what I was getting myself into but I kept watching the film just in case it turned out to be some sort of lost masterpiece.  Unfortunately, the film turned out to just be another boring Troma softcore film, featuring bad acting, bad humor, and terrible sound quality.  I honestly cannot begin to put into words just how wooden most of the acting was.  This was apparently C.B. Rubin’s only film as a director and watching the film, one can see why.  Fraternity Demon is an 86 minute film that feels like four hours, largely because the director obviously had no idea how to tell a story cinematically.

That said, I stuck with the film because everything that I read about Fraternity Demon said that the film was worth sitting through for the performance of Shock-Ra, the band that plays the fraternity party.  And I will say that I did like Sh0ck-Ra.  They reminded me a bit of X, the Los Angeles punk band that I’ve been obsessed with ever since I watched The Decline of Western Civilization a few months ago.  Speaking of punk, the film features a character who apparently lives on the front steps of the frat house.  He wears a Black Flag t-shirt and he growls at people.  He was probably the best actor in the film, assuming that he was an actor and not just some guy who the director couldn’t convince to leave.

Let’s see, what else was amusing in this film?  The fraternity was named SUX.  The sorority was named ASS.  That was pretty dumb but it made me laugh because, when I get delirious in my boredom, I tend to laugh at dumb things.  Nerdy Dave and his potential girlfriend, Kelly (Deborah Carlin), were kind of a cute couple.  One of the sorority girls comments that she likes a shy guy that she’s seen in at the frat house.  Kelly immediately says, “Dave?” because, of course, frat houses are only allowed to have one shy guy.

I initially assumed that Trixxie Bowie was an adult actress slumming in a Troma softcore flick but it turns out that Fraternity Demon was her only film role.  She made her debut as a star and then she never made another film.  Her performance in this film isn’t particularly good but she does manage to get off a few good one-liners.

Is that 500 words yet?  It is?  Good, let’s end this review.

Seriously, no more Troma films for me….

Horror on TV: One Step Beyond 2.24 “The Mask” (dir by John Newland)


For today’s episode of One Step Beyond, we have The Mask.

In The Mask, a World War II-era fighter pilot crashes in the Sahara.  Though he’s eventually rescued, he’s forced to wear a mask while recovering from his injuries.  When the mask is removed, everyone is shocked to discover that Lt. Harold Wilesnki not only look like an ancient Egyptian prince but he also seems to have the prince’s memories as well!

The Mask originally aired on March 1st, 1960.

Enjoy!