Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell, which ran on NBC from 1989 to 1993.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime and Tubi!

This week, Zack has a chance to get ride of his main frenemy!

Episode 1.6 “Aloha Slater”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on September 23rd, 1989)

Zack Morris used to be the “top dog” at Bayside but now that Slater has arrived, no one cares about Zack’s pathetic little third place ribbon that he got at a track meet.  Instead, they care about the giant trophy that Slater won at his latest wrestling match.

However, there may be hope on the horizon!  Slater’s father, Major Martin Slater (Gerald Castillo), has been offered a transfer to Hawaii.  When Major Slater tells Belding that he will be removing AC from school, Screech listens from inside a filing cabinet.  Major Slater can’t wait to go to Hawaii but AC isn’t so sure.  He’s finally got friends and he’s winning trophies!  Major Slater leaves it up to his son.  If AC Slater wants to go to Hawaii, the family will transfer.  If AC wants to stay in California, they will.

Zack decides that AC has to go to Hawaii.  He convinces Lisa, Kelly, and Jessie that AC is dying of a mysterious disease and that his only hope for survival is moving to Hawaii.  Zack sprinkles fire ants on AC’s back to make AC herk and jerk, as if he’s having a spasm.  “This is study hall, not soul train!” the teacher announces.  That teacher, by the way, was played by Dustin Diamond’s father.

Zack convinces everyone to treat AC like crap.  He also steals AC’s wrestling trophy.  AC announces that he’s going to Hawaii.  Kelly replies, “And I’m going with him!”

Zack is stunned.  I’m stunned, as well.  How exactly is Kelly going to go with him?  Are her poor, salt-of-the-Earth parents okay with moving to one of the most expensive states to live in?  At least the Slaters have a home and a good job waiting for them in the Aloha State.

(Actually, now that I think about it and I remember Saved By The Hell Hawaiian Style, Kelly did have that uncle who lived in Hawaii so I guess it’s not as out-there a development as I initially though.)

Kelly tells Slater that she knows he’s dying.  Slater realizes that he’s been set up.  It’s time for another prank!  AC’s father turns out to be remarkably okay with staying in California.  He’s also okay with pretending to be insane and throwing a grenade at Zack.

Watching this episode, it occurred to me that, during the first season at least, Mario Lopez was clearly the star of the show.  While Mark-Paul Gosselaar was still trying a little bit too hard (and he wasn’t helped by some overwritten dialogue) and Dustin Diamond looked like he was about 10 years old, Mario Lopez gave a believable performance as a teenager who had finally found a home and didn’t want to leave it.  Slater’s the compelling character, the one who actually gets to grow and deal with real problems.  (Gosselaar, of course, has grown tremendously as an actor since the first season of SBTB.)

Fortunately, Slater stays in California.  Yay!  It’s hard to imagine Bayside without him.

This is my final Saved By The Bell review of 2025.  Retro Television Reviews is taken a break for the holidays so that I can focus on Awards Season and Christmas movies!  Saved By The Bell will return on January 10th, 2026.