Film Review: Asteroid City (dir by Wes Anderson)


Asteroid City opens with black-and-white footage of Bryan Cranston, wearing a suit and speaking in the authoritative tones of someone who has made his living on television.  Cranston informs us that we are about to see a televised production of a play by the famed but enigmatic playwright named Conrad Earp (Edward Norton).

The play, which is seen in stylized color, opens with Augie Steeback (Jason Schwartzman) driving his family through the desert.  He is taking his son, Woodrow (Jake Ryan), to a Junior Stargazers convention that is being held at Asteroid City, a tiny town that is best-known for being the location of an impact crater.  Along for the ride are Augie’s three daughters, who are all pretending to be witches.  What Augie hasn’t told his children is that their mother has died, her cremated remains are in a Tupperware container, and that they will be moving in with their wealthy grandfather (Tom Hanks).

There’s not much to the town of Asteroid City.  There’s a motel that’s managed by a man (Steve Carell) who sells land deeds out of a refurbished Coke machine.  There’s a diner.  There’s a group of helpful cowboys, led by the polite and helpful Montana (Rupert Friend).  There’s a mechanic (Matt Dillon) who is called into duty when Augie’s car breaks down.  The Junior Stargazer convention is the event of the year for Asteroid City.  Young geniuses from all around the country have descended on the town and have brought their parents.  One of them, Dinah (Grace Edwards), is the daughter of actress, Midge Campbell (Scarlett Johansson).  When an alien (played, at one point in the film, by Jeff Goldblum) shows up and steals the town’s meteorite, General Gibson (Jeffrey Wright) declares a quarantine.  Some people handle the lockdowns better than others.  Augie takes pictures and thinks about his wife.  Midge rehearses for her next role, one that is centered around her character dying.  The genius children play a memory game that they realize will never end because they’re all geniuses.  A teacher (Maya Hawke) tries to teach her students about the Milky Way, just to discover that the kids only want to talk about the alien.  One of the fathers (Liev Schreiber) ends up with a useless plot of desert land and the death ray that his son recently invented.

Throughout it all, Bryan Cranston appears in black-and-white footage that gives us a look into what went on behind the scenes during the production of Asteroid City.  The director (Adrien Brody) was a lech.  The actor playing Augie struggled to understand what the play was about and who his character was meant to be while the actress (Margot Robie) hired to play his wife ended up in another play after her scenes were cut from Asteroid City.  Only once does Bryan Cranston’s host appear in the color sections of Asteroid City, just to sheepishly admit that he’s not supposed to be there before ducking off camera.

Even if his name wasn’t in the opening credits, the viewer could probably easily guess that this is a Wes Anderson film.  It features all of Anderson’s trademarks, all of the things that viewers will automatically love or hate depending on how they feel about Anderson’s quirky aesthetic.  It’s a visually impressive, pop art-flavored, all-star comedy with an undercurrent of profound melancholy, one in which the fanciful strangeness of the alien’s “invasion” is compared and contrasted with the very real-life strangeness of how humans deal with life, loss, death, and uncertainty.  Scenes of clever wordplay are mixed with scenes in which we see Augie still very much struggling to come to terms with the death of his wife and the actor Augie very much struggling to understand what is actually going on in his character’s head.  As far as recent Anderson films go, Asteroid City is not quite as humanistic as Rushmore or Grand Budapest Hotel but, at the same time, it’s still more accessible than The French Dispatch.

If you’re not a fan of Anderson’s style, this film won’t convert you.  That said, I am a fan of Anderson’s style and I absolutely loved Asteroid City.  As with so many of Anderson’s films, the main focus is on how we try to deal with the uncertainties of life by trying to maintain an illusion of control over every aspect of our lives.  Playwright Conrad Earp writes because that way he can have a world that follows his own rules.  The actors follow a script that tells them how to react to everything that happens around them.  In the play, the Junior Stargazers fall back on science while Augie’s father-in-law falls back on religion and Augie’s daughter convince themselves that spells will bring back or, at least, protect their mother.  Even General Gibson falls back on his belief in the government and the military to deal with the sudden appearance by the alien.  The alien is the unknowable and his arrival reminds everyone that life is unpredictable, regardless of how much you try to control your own story.  Indeed, while the film takes place in the 50s and is full of comments about the Red Scare and atomic bomb testing, it’s hard not to see Asteroid City as being a commentary on the recent COVID lockdowns and the debate over whether people could ever go back to living the way that they did before the pandemic.  Much as with the Coen Brothers’s similarly stylized A Serious Man, the ultimate message seems to be that the only way to deal with the unpredictability of life is to embrace it.

It’s also a very funny film, one that is full of small details that reward repeat viewing.  If one focuses on the background characters, it quickly becomes apparent that there are actually several stories unfolding in the film and, much as with life, the viewer just has to be willing to look for them.  (I particularly enjoyed the romance between The Teacher and Montana.)  Jason Schwartzman is compelling as both Augie and the actor playing Augie and Scarlett Johansson plays both Midge and the actress playing Midge with the perfect amount of cool detachment.  To the film’s credit, none of the character’s become caricatures.  They remain individuals, regardless of how bizarre the film’s story may sometimes seem.  Everyone gets a moment to reveal a little depth, from Jeffrey Wright’s sincere (if misplaced) faith in the lockdown policy to the moment when Tom Hanks’s previously unsympathetic father-in-law reveals that he’s as much in mourning as Augie.  The all-star cast also includes Tilda Swinton, Liev Schrieber, Stephen Park, Willem DaFoe, Hong Chau, and Margot Robbie and all of them add to the film’s portrait of quirky but ultimately relatable humanity.

Again, with this film, it undoubtedly helps to already be familiar with and to like Wes Anderson’s way of doing things.  If  you’re not a fan of his film, this one probably won’t change your mind.  That said, for those of us who do enjoy his style, this is Anderson at his best.

Music Video Of The Day: Who Will Save Your Soul by Jewel (1994, directed by Geoff Moore)


This video was shot at the Los Angeles City Hall and it played a big role of turning Jewel, who had been living in a van just a few years previously, into a star.  Appropriately, this was also the first song that Jewel ever wrote, while she was 16 years old and hitchhiking through Mexico.

Director Geoff Moore is best-known as a photographer, whose work appeared in GQ, Elle, and Playboy.  Along with directing commercials for Diesel, T-Mobile, Levis, and Converse.  He has also shot videos for The Cardigans, Goo Goo Dolls, Suzanne Vega, Royal Crown Revue, NOFX, Reel Big Fish, and Blessid Union of Souls.

Enjoy!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 8/20/23 — 8/26/23


I spent most of this week watching horror movies and Big Brother.  Sometimes, I couldn’t tell which was which.  Here’s some thoughts on what I did watch this week!

Big Brother 25 (24/7, CBS and Paramount Plus)

I wrote about Big Brother here!

The Challenge USA (Sunday and Thursday Night, CBS)

I watched it on Sunday, I didn’t watch it on Thursday.  I don’t remember a thing that happened on Sunday, beyond the fact that I was annoyed by the fact that I was being asked to pay attention to someone named Bananas.  To be honest, I’m getting kind of bored with reality TV.  For instance, once this season of Big Brother is over, I never want to see any of the houseguests again.  The idea of following them from show to show is just so cringey to me.

City Guys (YouTube)

Yay!  I’m finally done with City Guys!

Dirty Pair Flash (YouTube)

I watched another episode of this old anime series on Saturday morning.  I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.  A lot of stuff exploded so that was kind of fun.

Dr. Phil (YouTube)

Sunday morning, I watched an episode featuring a mother who was convinced that her daughter was lying about having stomach cancer and stealing money from people online.  It turns out the mom was right!

Saturday afternoon, I watched an episode about a 17 year-old girl who was planning on moving out of her home so that she could live with an 18 year-old that she had never personally met.  Dr. Phil did not think this was a good idea.

Fantasy Island (YouTube)

I wrote about Fantasy Island here!

The Love Boat (Paramount Plus)

I wrote about The Love Boat here!

Republican Party Presidential Primary Debate (Fox News)

I watched it but I’m going to keep my opinions to myself.  I will say that there were some candidates who seemed to be considerably more impressive than others.

Sally Jessy Raphael (YouTube)

I watched two episodes of this 90s talk show on Saturday.  One episode was about teenagers being pressured by their friends and family to lose their virginities.  The other was about husband, wives, and secrets.  The audience booed everyone.

Saved By The Bell (Sunday Morning, MeTV)

It was student/teacher week!  Zack became principal.  Kelly taught history!  Mr. Belding roamed the hallways!  Lisa and Screech took over the athletic department and Slater and the jocks passed their history test just in time to lead Bayside to a 28-21 victory over Valley.  This particular episode never made any sense to me.

Stars on Mars (Monday Night, FOX)

To be honest, Marshawn Lynch probably should have been sent back to Earth much sooner than he was.  But, then again, everyone else kept leaving voluntarily so it’s not like there were really many opportunities to do so.  This is one of those shows that, in the future, I will probably claim to have never heard of.

T and T (Tubi)

I wrote about T and T here!

Welcome Back, Kotter (Tubi)

I wrote about Welcome Back, Kotter here!

 

Retro Television Reviews: Welcome Back, Kotter 2.1 “Career Day” and 2.2 “Inherit the Halibut”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, season 2 begins!

Episode 2.1 “Career Day”

(Dir by Bill Hobin, originally aired on September 23rd, 1976)

The 2nd season begins with Gabe telling Julie a joke about the time that his aunt went to a pet store and complained that the turtle she had bought had blisters on the bottom of its feet.  Apparently, there was a kid who thought that the turtles were toy trucks.  Julie gets angry over the punchline and storms out of …. the principal’s office?  Why was Gabe telling Julie a joke in the principal’s office?

It’s career day at Buchanan High!  A radio DJ comes by the class and talks about the joys of being on the radio.  He tells Horshack that there’s no way that he could ever be a successful radio DJ.  After the DJ leaves, Epstein points out that everyone they’ve seen for career day makes more money than their teacher.  As if on cue, Mr. Woodman enters the room with a special guest …. hey, it’s Pat Morita!

Pat Morita explains that he is Taro Takahashi and that he is an inventor.  Among his inventions is “transistorized underwear,” which the Sweathogs think is a crazy idea.  Takahashi gets offended and leaves.  Gabe and the Sweathogs follow Takahashi to Woodman’s office.

“My class has something to say to Mr. Takahashi,” Gabe says.

“What?” Barbarino asks.

Eventually, all of the Sweathogs realize that Gabe expects them to apologize and, somewhat reluctantly, they do so.  Epstein apologizes for not being a good student but he points out that teachers don’t make much money.  Takahashi asks how much money teachers make.  Woodman whispers the amount to Takahashi.  Takahashi whispers it to the Sweathogs.  Everyone has a good laugh, except for Gabe.

Takahashi is impressed by Gabe’s determination and offers him a job in Chicago and offers to pay him twice his current salary.

“I don’t think you understand how dedicated Mr. Kotter is to his students.” Horshack says.

“SHUT UP, HORSHACK!” Gabe replies.

Mr. Woodman announces that he’ll take the job and work for less than Kotter.

Takahashi says that he’ll be in New York for a week and he will be awaiting Gabe’s answer.

Gabe goes back to his apartment and tells Julie about the job.  Julie tells Gabe that he should take the job so that they can get a two-room apartment and a second pair of shoes.  She makes a good argument.  Takahashi then shows up at the apartment, looking for an answer.  And then Woodman shows up, wearing a kimono and still trying to get Takahashi to hire him.  “I could learn to love raw fish!”  Somewhat disturbingly Takahashi says that the biggest mistake he ever made was picking up a hitchhiker who looked a lot like Woodman.

The next day, Takahashi accompanies Gabe to school.  At the classroom, the Sweathogs dress up in white karate outfits, bang a gong, and speak in exaggerated accents that I think are meant to sound Japanese and …. uhm, yeah, this episode is getting REALLY cringey.

Fortunately, Takahashi then spends about two minutes calling out everyone on the show for being insensitive, stupid, and crazy and Pat Morita totally kills it, perfectly capturing Takahashi’s growing annoyance with Buchanan High’s students and staff.  (If you watch the scene carefully, you can catch both Gabe Kaplan and John Sylvester White breaking character and laughing in the background.)  Takahashi’s Horshack imitation is peerless.

Gabe gives a speech about how much he enjoys being a teacher and why he could never give up his current job.  Takahashi respects his decision and leaves so that Pat Morita can star in a short-lived spinoff called Mr. T and Tina.  However, Takashi does return briefly at the end of the episode so Gabe can tell him about “Uncle Max and his friend” who used to enjoy discussing global politics as their local Chinese restaurant.

This episode suffered because it was obviously a pilot for another show.  It felt off because the Sweathogs were largely sidelined by Mr. Takahashi.  That said, Pat Morita was funny and Mr. Woodman’s gradual descent into madness continued to be entertaining to watch.  It wasn’t an ideal season opener and a lot of the humor hasn’t aged well but, as is so often with this show, the chemistry of the cast turned out to be the episode’s saving grace.

Episode 2.2 “Inherit The Halibut”

(Dir by Bill Hobin, originally aired on September 30th, 1976)

Gabe asks Julie if he’s ever told her about his Aunt Esther “who was a matron in a movie house.”  Julie politely listens as Gabe tells the story of a moviegoer who fell from the balcony to the floor.

At school, the Sweathogs check the big plastic halibut in which class treasurer Freddie has been keeping the class fund and they are shocked to discover that the halibut is empty!  Everyone accuses Freddie of taking the money.

“You’re calling me a thief!?” Freddie says.

“No,” Horshack says, “an embezzler.”

It’s mock trail time!  Gabe agrees to act as Freddie’s defense attorney.  Horshack puts on a suit and plays prosecutor.  Epstein serves as bailiff.  Barbarino throws on a bathrobe and serves as the judge.  The other Sweathogs are the jury.

Speaking in a bad Southern accent and carrying a paper fan, Gabe announces that “when you walk through the pasture of evidence, you’re bound to step in some facts.”

Horshack calls a witness who reveals that Washington bought a new bicycle at a police auction.  He paid eight dollars, the same amount as what was in the halibut.  Gabe points out that no one asked Washington from where he got the eight dollars.  Mr. Woodman is sworn in as a surprise witness and says Washington did it.

“Objection!” shouts Gabe, “This witness is hostile!”

“Thank you, Kotter,” Woodman replies, “I’m glad we’re starting to communicate.”

Woodman goes on to reveal that he saw Washington counting money outside of the school.  (“I checked my wallet,” Woodman says.)  Gabe claims that Woodman is too bitter to be a credible witness.  Woodman announces that Gabe’s students will be spending a lot of time in the court in the future and runs out of the room, laughing maniacally.

Gabe only has one witness.  He calls Freddie to stand and asks him if he took the money.  Freddie refuses to answer questions from either Gabe or Horshack.  While Horshack dramatically asks his questions, he accidentally breaks open the halibut and several coins and dollars fall out of it.

“There’s a lot more than eight dollars here!” Gabe declares.  In fact, there’s $32 in the fish!

Horshack suggests a plea bargain — “Let’s pardon Washington and split the money 50/50.”

Instead, Gabe calls Horshack to the stand.  Horshack says that he’ll never snap before admitting to putting $8 in the fish to try to clear Freddie’s name.  Epstein is called to the stand and admits that he also put $8 in the fish.  Barbarino, as judge, then interrogates himself and bullies himself into admitting that he contributed $8 of his own to the fish.  The other Sweathogs then announce that they also put $8 in the fish.

Gabe says that they still need to determine whether Freddie stole the money.  The jury takes a second to convict Freddie.  Freddie finally reveals that he did take the $8 but just so he could put it in the bank.  Freddie reveals that he kept quiet because he was offended at everyone assuming that he stole the money.  Still, Freddie realizes how the money’s disappearance looked to the class, so he forgives everyone and takes the $32 to the bank.

At the apartment, Gabe tells Julie to guess what he’s hiding in his hands.

Gabe explains that he’s hiding an elephant and Julie smacks him.

I liked this episode, largely because it gave Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, who felt a bit underused during the first season, a chance to take center stage.  I also respected Freddie’s refusal to answer a question that he shouldn’t have been asked in the first place.  Good for you, Freddie!

Rest in Peace, Bob Barker


Bob Barker, a pop cultural institution if there ever was one, passed away today.  He was 99 years old.  And while he will probably be best-remembered for his long run as the host of The Price Is Right, he will also always be remembered for beating up Adam Sandler in my favorite golf film, Happy Gilmore.

Barker himself reportedly turned down the cameo when it was first offered to him but accepted it after he was assured that he would be winning the fight.

Live Tweet Alert: Join #ScarySocial for The Toxic Avenger!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, at 9 pm et, Tim Buntley will be hosting #ScarySocial!  The movie?  1984’s The Toxic Avenger!

If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  I’ll be there tweeting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Toxic Avenger is available on Prime!

See you there!

Music Video Of the Day: Mama Weer All Crazee Now by Quiet Riot (1984, directed by Mark Rezyka)


Today’s music video of the day is for Quiet Riot’s cover of a song by Slade.  The song begins in an emergency room and makes the argument that loud, head-banging music is the best medicine.

Director Mark Rezyka directed videos for several bands during the 80s and 90s, as well as working in television, directing episodes of both The Hitchhiker and Monsters.  He directed videos for KISS, Gary Morris, Ratt, Lita Ford, Spinal Tap, Dillinger, Survivor, Cinderella, Helloween, Testament, Foreigner, Winger, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Johnny Crash, Vixen, Lindsey Buckingham, Whitesnake, Rene & Angela, Cheap Trick, and others.

Enjoy!

Retro Television Reviews: T and T 1.5 “The Drop” and 1.6 “Something In The Air”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing T. and T., a Canadian show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990.  The show can be found on Tubi!

This week, Mr. T takes on drug dealers and mad bombers!

Episode 1.5 “The Drop”

(Dir by Allan Kroeker, originally aired on February 8th, 1988)

“In this episode,” Mr. T tells us, “a kid’s life is shattered when he’s arrested for dealing drugs.  Amy and I try to pick the pieces, with some unexpected help from Renee!”

This episode begins with one of my favorite cop show clichés.  A suspected drug courier is grabbed by two cops.  They open the envelope that he was carrying and discover a white powder.  One of the cops puts some of the power on her fingers and then sticks her fingers in her mouth.

“High grade crack!” she announced.

Hey, just be happy it wasn’t anthrax!

In this case, the accused courier is a 14 year-old named Norm (Gerry Musgrave), who says that he has no idea what was in the envelopes and he was only carrying them because he answered a classified ad asking for delivery people.  However, the prosecution is determined to send a message by trying Norm as an adult!  Fortunately, Norm is friends with T.S.’s goddaughter, Renee (Rachael Crawford).  Renee brings T.S. and Amy onto the case.

“Loosen up, brother, you already convinced us,” T.S. tells Norm, “Now we just got to the convince the court.”

Norm moves into T.S.’s home, where he is looked after by the gospel-singing Aunt Martha (Jackie Robinson).  While Jackie helps Norm get settled in, Renee approaches T.S. and says, “I’ve seen the ads on crack.  I know what it does.”

“And you want to help Norm,” T.S. says, “Don’t get involved!  People dealing drugs are very dangerous!”

Renee does not take T.S.’s advice and instead, approaches the school drug dealer, Bob Douglas (Jeremy Ratchford).  She compliments Bob on his red trans am and Bob invites her to meet up with him at a local disco.  Renee’s friends tell her that she might be making a mistake but Renee snaps that she can’t look the other way like everyone else at school.

While Renee skips class so she can meet up with Bob at the most depressing nightclub I’ve ever seen (seriously, there’s just one very sad disco ball hanging over the dance floor), T.S. meets with Fat Sam, who is not fat and who is played by future television director Clark Johnson!  (As an actor, Johnson is probably best-known for playing Meldrick Lewis on Homicide and later Gus Johnson on The Wire.)

“Fat Sam,” T.S. says, “you’re the coolest dude I know!”

“As long as the dice keep rolling my way,” Fat Sam replies, “Rumor on the street has it that you’re looking for a specific crack dealer.”

“Be honest with you, Fat Sam,” T.S. replies, “I want to bust all the crack dealers but I want this one first.”

Fat Sam makes some phone calls and tells T.S. that the crack dealer he’s looking for is …. BOB DOUGLAS!

“Thanks, Fat Sam, I owe you one,” T.S. replies.

Meanwhile, Bob Douglas has taken Renee to his loft apartment!  When Bob discovers the Renee has been searching his apartment while he was distracted, Bob has a paranoid breakdown, accuses Renee of being a narc, and makes a run for it.  Fortunately, T.S. and Amy show up in time to catch him and clear Norm’s name!  Yay!

This episode suffered a bit because, for all the build-up, it turned out that all Amy and T.S. needed to do to prove Norm’s innocence was to get Fat Sam to make one phone call.  It felt a bit anticlimactic, to say the least.  This is a case where the limits of that 30-minute running time really worked against the story the show was trying to tell.  That said, Mr. T growling against crack is always enjoyable to watch.

Episode 1.6 “Something In The Air”

(Dir by Allan A. Goldstein, originally aired on February 15th, 1988)

“In this episode,” Mr. T tell us, “a radio DJ is the target of an angry phone caller.  While Amy fights to keep the D.J. on the air, I get to make a few calls of my own.”

After radio DJ PJ Reynolds (Lee Curreri) encourages his listeners to “take it to the streets,” one of his listeners blows up a mailbox.  The district attorney wants to take Reynolds off the air!  Fortunately, Reynold is a client of Amy Taler’s!  When Louney (Neil Munro), the smarmy D.A. tries to convince Amy and T.S. to deliver a court summons to the DJ, T.S. replies, “Sorry, brother.  We ain’t a delivery service!”

Because there’s only one explosives dealer in all of Canada, Turner confronts his friend Whisperer (Martin Donlevy) and demands to know who he has been selling to.  Whisperer says that he sold a timer to a man who said that he wanted to take down Reynolds.  “He sounded like someone who was used to getting what he wants.”  Somehow, T.S. figures that this means Louney is behind the bombings.  Turner needs Louney to call the show again but Reynolds has voluntarily taken himself off the air.

“Let’s talk responsibility,” Turner snaps at the DJ, “That’s the big talk!”

Convined that he has a responsibility, Reynolds goes back on the air and Louney can’t help but call him.  Though Louney hangs up before the police can trace the call, T.S. is staking out Louney’s house and, as soon as Louney steps outside with a briefcase bomb, Turner goes after him.  It leads to a car chase that ends with T.S. capturing Louney and forcing to Louney to defuse his latest bomb right before it detonates.

A grateful PJ promises that, from now on, he’s going to be “Mr. Mellow” on the air.  When Amy says she doesn’t think it’ll happen, PJ says, “You’ll have to tune in and see.”

“Not me, brother,” T.S. replies, “I’m going to stick to my TV …. it’s my favorite medium!”

I liked this episode because it stood up for free speech.  Any show that exposes a power-crazed bureaucrat, I’m going to enjoy.

Next week, Amy and T.S. search for …. THE SILVER ANGEL!