Okay, everyone — one last trailer before calling it a night.
There’s currently a conspiracy theory out there that states that, since the late 80s, a cult has been murdering athletic, drunk college students and dumping their bodies in rivers. Supposedly, the cult’s calling card is that they paint a smiley face near every crime scene.
It’s a bullshit theory that makes absolutely no sense. The truth of the matter is that frat boys binge drink and are therefore vulnerable to stumbling into rivers, lakes, and creeks. It’s sad but that’s just the truth of the matter. As for the smiley faces — well, there are smiley faces everywhere. And seriously, if you’re a cult killing people in secret, why would you give away your existence with a smiley face? It’s really a dumb theory so, of course, there are a lot of people who believe it. Dr. Phil even did a show about it.
Anyway, it appears that the theory has inspired a film. Below is the trailer for Smiley Face Killers, which will be released on December 4th. Just in time for Oscar consideration!