Beautiful blonde Angela de Vries (Yvette Mimieux) shows up at a Texas barbecue and starts to chat up over-the-hill but very wealthy cowboy Buddy McCormick (Keenan Wynn). Buddy thinks that he has hit the jackpot and when Angela suggests that they go off together for some alone time, he doesn’t turn her down. Unfortunately for Buddy, the only reason Angela was talking to him was so she could get him alone and kill him with no witnesses!
(Buddy is played by Keenan Wynn because his son, screenwriter Tracy Keenan Wynn, directed this made-for-TV movie. Angela is played by Yvette Mimieux because she got tired of only being cast in bland roles so she wrote a script with a juicy lead role for herself.)
Angela is a contract killer but she wants to get out of the business so that she can settle down with her seemingly oblivious boyfriend, a photographer named Doug (Dack Rambo). Angela’s boss, Roarke (Clu Gulager), insists that Angela carry out one last hit. He wants her to take down labor leader Jeffrey Baine (Joseph Campanella). Angela really needs the money so she eventually accepts the job. Roarke wants Baine’s death to look like an accident so that means Angela is going to have to learn everything that she can about Baine and his life. When she learns that Baine loves Mozart, she decides to arrange an “accidental” meeting with him at a concert. Is Angela the only contract killer in Los Angeles? Couldn’t Roarke have found someone willing to do the job without so many preconditions?
Angela does meet Baine and, of course, the two of them start to fall in love. Is Angela willing to both betray her boss and her boyfriend or will she carry out the hit?
Hit Lady is very much a product of the 70s, with one scene actually taking place at a disco. Mimieux gives a good performance in a part that she wrote for herself and I’m sure many viewers will appreciate the lengthy amount of time she spends wearing just a bikini. Mimieux gets to do most of the action movie things that, at the time, only men were usually allowed to do and she looks both good and convincing doing them. Unfortunately, the love story with Jeffrey Baine does not work because the rough-hewn Campanella is not convincing as a Mozart-loving romantic lead and he and Mimieux never seem as if they really have any deep feelings for each other. It’s easier to understand why Campanella would be attracted to Mimieux but than why she would be attracted to him. That storyline probably would have worked better if Campanella had switched roles with Clu Gulager. Hit Lady ends with an obvious twist but fans of 70s cheese and Yvette Mimieux should enjoy it.