
by Owen Kampen

by Owen Kampen
“I’ll be the death of you,” is a phrase that I enjoyed using for a period of time in 2007 so it seems appropriate to make it today’s music video of the day.
Enjoy!
John Trace (Stephen Baldwin) is a patrolman who has managed to shoot four unarmed suspects in one month. Most people would say that it might be time to put Trace on desk duty but Lt. Devon (Chazz Palminteri) thinks that Trace will be a perfect addition to the SCAR unit. SCAR is an elite group of police officers who deal with the city’s worst thugs by gunning them down. A typical SCAR operation involves setting up a fake adult bookstore just so they can ambush a group of men who come in to rob the place.
Even for someone as trigger happy as John Trace, being a member of SCAR proves to be too much. When the SCAR team murders a group of gangsters who were having a party in a mansion, Trace is disgusted when two prostitutes are blown away as well. When he discovers a third prostitute, Candy (Tia Carrere), hiding in an upstairs bedroom, Trace helps her escape. With both the police and the mob now after them, Trace and Candy try to escape the city.
For some reason, Stephen Baldwin appeared in a lot of direct-to-video action films in the 90s. I guess it was because he had appeared in The Usual Suspects and, at the time, he was also the cheapest Baldwin brother available. (The Baldwins were hot commodity in the 90s. Today, you could probably put William, Daniel, and Stephen all in the same film and still have enough money left over to hire a halfway decent cinematographer.) Stephen has such a goofy screen presence that it was always strange to see him playing either tough cops or hardened criminals. In Scarred City, he does that thing where he closes his eyes while delivering his lines and he looks even more awkward handling a gun than usual.
However, for a direct-to-video Stephen Baldwin action film, Scarred City isn’t that bad. The script is surprisingly witty and even the bad guys get their share of good one-liners. “Pretty fucking dead, sir,” one of the cops yells to their lieutenant when he asks how one of their partners is handling having been shot. (Later, the same cop looks at her partner’s dead body and says, “Thanks to his dead ass, we’re going to have a parade.”) Tia Carrere and Chazz Palmentiri both bring a lot of life to their otherwise underdeveloped roles and the action scenes are violent, exciting, and well-shot, which is good since the last half of the movie is a nonstop chase. Scarred City may just be a B-movie but it’s a good one.
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today would have been Burt Reynolds’s 84th birthday. In honor of a legendary career that is only now starting to really be appreciated, here are 4 shots from 4 of Burt’s best films.
4 Shots From 4 Films

by Owen Kampen
Is there really such a thing as dodgeball tryouts? Do schools actually have like competitive dodgeball teams? I don’t think my high school did but then again, I went to a school that valued art and theater above athletics.
(We didn’t even have our own football field but instead had to use another school’s field. That’s how little athletic mattered to us.)
Anyway, the school in this video has dodgeball tryouts ad they certainly do look grueling. It’s actually not much of a school and I can understand why Anna-Sofia Mörck is annoyed with everyone that she has to deal with. I would have been annoyed as well. In fact, despite the whole dodgeball angle, I think just about everyone should be able to relate to this video. Everyone felt like an outsider in high school. I mean, even the insiders thought they were outsiders.
Enjoy!
In The Swiss Conspiracy, David Janssen growls his way through another international crime thriller.
Janssen plays David Christopher, a former Treasury agent who is now living in Geneva. When a Swiss bank is contacted by blackmailers who threaten to reveal the secret account numbers of some of its most prominent and unsavory clients, the bank’s president, Johann Hurtill (Ray Milland), hires Christopher to find out who is behind the plot. Unfortunately, one of the account holders is a U.S. gangster named Robert Hayes (John Saxon, naturally) and he’s not happy about having to work with a former fed.
With The Swiss Conspiracy, you know what you’re getting into the minute that the film opens with a narrator giving a lengthy explanation about how Swiss bank accounts work. This is one of those 70s thriller where the budget is low, the plot is often nonsense, and the entire cast seems to be more interested in hitting the slopes than actually making a convincing movie. The cast is full of familiar actors who, at the time of filming, had seen better days. Along with Ray Milland, John Ireland, Anton Diffring, and Elke Sommer all have small roles while “German screen sensation” Senta Berger is cast as the woman who might be in love with David Christopher. Martin Landau is not in this movie but it certainly feels like he should have been.
David Janssen made a lot of movies like this in the 70s. Janssen was a good actor and he was especially skilled at playing grizzled tough guys but in The Swiss Conspiracy, he seems to be more interested in checking out the sights than in anything else. You can’t really blame him because the film was shot on location in Zurich and the local scenery is always more interesting than anything else that’s happening on screen.
The Swiss Conspiracy was directed by Jack Arnold, a veteran B-movie director who was also did The Creature From The Black Lagoon and The Incredible Shrinking Man. His direction in The Swiss Conspiracy is workmanlike and undistinguished but he does make great use of the locations. The Swiss Conspiracy may not be a great movie but I’ll damned if I don’t want to hop on the next plane and head to Switzerland for the week.
Okay, confession time: I am exhausted. Usually, when we have a big day like Oscar Sunday, I write out all my posts like a week ahead of time. I did not do that this time. So, I spent a good deal of Sunday just trying to keep up with the site and the day.
So, instead of doing my usual rambling about today’s music video of the day, I’m just going to thank all of our readers and subscribers and visitors. Your likes and your comments are really what makes this site worthwhile. We’ve been doing this for 10 years now and I still love writing for the TSL as much as I did my first day. Thank you for reading. Thank you for your indulgence. Thank you for being there.
And now, I invite all of you to …. enjoy!
That’s it! That’s a wrap!
We hope everyone has enjoyed Oscar Sunday!
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