Lifetime Film Review: Undercover Cheerleader (dir by Danny J. Boyle)


Autumn (Kayla Wallace) has just transferred to a new high school and she has a decision to make.  At her old school, Autumn was the star of the dance team but it turns out that this new school doesn’t have a dance program.  Instead, it appears that Autumn is going to have to settle for either becoming a cheerleader or working on the school paper.

It’s a difficult decision and it was one to which I could automatically relate.  When I was in high school, I was constantly told that I should follow in my sister’s footsteps and try out for cheerleader.  I was also told that, with my big vocabulary and love of gratuitous sarcasm, I would be a natural for the school paper.  Myself, I didn’t want to be a cheerleader because I wanted to establish my own identity as opposed to just following in my sister’s footsteps.  At the same time, I didn’t want to join the paper because, as much as I love to write, I hate being edited.  I ultimately decided to do neither.  However, Autumn apparently has a bit more initiative than I did at that age because she decides to do both!

That’s right.  Autumn is going to try out for the squad and then she’s going to write anonymous articles about her experience for the newspaper!  She’s going to be an …. UNDERCOVER CHEERLEADER!

Autumn makes the squad and, not surprisingly, she discovers that there’s a lot to write about.  For instance, it turns out that that high school’s cheerleading coach is kind of a fascist who forces the cheerleaders to eat laxatives and who takes an immediate and irrational dislike to the only black girl on the squad.  The coach is also obsessed with controlling every aspect of her cheerleaders’s lives and it’s obvious that she’s less concerned with their well-being than she is with winning another championship.  She even forces one cheerleader to seriously injure herself for no apparent reason.

When Autumn’s first article comes out, the entire school is like, “Ewwwww!  Laxatives!?”  Everyone on the squad is trying to figure out who wrote the article.  Why they didn’t automatically suspect Autumn, who they already know is friends with the paper’s editor, I’m not sure.  While the article does get the coach in trouble, it also leads to a cheerleader power struggle and ultimately a murder.  This is a Lifetime movie, after all.

A lot happens in Undercover Cheerleader.  In fact, you could probably argue that too much happens in the movie.  It takes forever to get to that murder, which is unusual for a Lifetime film.  But no matter!  Undercover Cheerleader is a well-acted film and one that even has a few unexpected moments of wit.  Autumn is an interesting character because, even as she writing articles about how much it sucks to be a cheerleader, she’s also discovering that she likes the other members of the squad.  Kayla Wallace does a great job of capturing Autumn’s conflicted emotions about her assignment and she’s well-matched by Maddie Phillips and Ryan Grantham, who play two cynical student journalists.

If you’re a fan of Lifetime films, you should enjoy Undercover Cheerleader. 

Music Video of the Day: My Best Friend’s Girl by The Cars (1978, directed by ????)


On Sunday night, it was announced that Ric Ocasek, the co-lead singer and songwriter of the Cars, had died at the age of 75.  First Daniel Johnston.  Then Eddie Money.  And now Ric Ocasek.  We’ve lost some of the truly great ones this past week.

My Best Friend’s Girl is one of the many songs that Ocasek wrote and recorded as the lead singer of The Cars.  Sung from the point of view of a man whose girl has left him for his best friend, it was one of the Cars’s biggest hits and it continues to endure as one of the signature songs of the 70s and 80s.

Ric Ocasek, R.I.P.

Lisa’s Week In Review: 9/9/19 — 9/15/19


October’s almost here!  Hopefully, all of our readers survived Friday the 13th so you’ll be able to join us for the annual Halloween horrorthon!  We’ve got a lot planned and I think you guys are going to love it!

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to last week:

Films That I Watched:

  1. Boy of the Streets (1937)
  2. Diamonds are Forever (1971)
  3. Easy Rider (1969)
  4. The Good Loser (1953)
  5. The Griper (1954)
  6. Friday the 13th (1980)
  7. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985)
  8. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
  9. Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981)
  10. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)
  11. The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)
  12. Hotel Mumbai (2019)
  13. Let Us Live! (1939)
  14. Live and Let Die (1973)
  15. The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)
  16. My Evil Stepdad (2019)
  17. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)
  18. Responsibility (1953)
  19. This Isn’t Funny (2015)
  20. Tolkien (2019)
  21. The Trouble Maker (1959)
  22. Unplanned (2019)
  23. What About School Spirit? (1958)

Television Shows That I Watched:

  1. 60 Days in Narcoland
  2. Bachelor in Paradise
  3. Big Brother 21
  4. The Bold and the Beautiful
  5. Couples Court with the Cutlers
  6. Dance Moms
  7. Days of Our Lives
  8. Degrassi High
  9. Fear The Walking Dead
  10. General Hospital
  11. Judge Jerry
  12. The Kelly Clarkson Show
  13. Lauren Lake’s Paternity Court
  14. Saved By The Bell
  15. So You Think You Can Dance
  16. True Crime Files
  17. The Young and the Restless

Books That I Read:

  1. She Said: Breaking the Sexual Harassment Story That Helped Ignite a Movement (2019) by Jodi Kantor and Megan Twohey
  2. Why Meadow Died (2019) by Andrew Pollack and Max Eden

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Ace Buchannon
  2. Afrojack
  3. Anna Ternheim
  4. Armin van Buuren
  5. Big Data
  6. Blondie
  7. Cage the Elephant
  8. Camila Cabello
  9. Chastity
  10. The Chemical Brothers
  11. The Crystal Method
  12. David Hasselhoff
  13. deadmau5
  14. DJ Snake
  15. Elliphant
  16. Glowline
  17. Goblin
  18. Hana Vu
  19. Imagine Dragons
  20. Jenny Hval
  21. Joywave
  22. Kedr Livanskiy
  23. Kelly Clarkson
  24. The Killers
  25. M4SONIC
  26. M83
  27. Saint Motel
  28. Talking Heads
  29. The Ting Tings
  30. UPSAHL
  31. Yellow Claw

Links From Last Week:

  1. Please consider subscribing to Ryan’s patreon!
  2. On Images by Erin, Erin shared Scarecrow, Stone Bridge, USA, Stone Bridge at Cottonwood Park, Plane, Parking Lot, and Corner Chair!
  3. On Pop Politics, Jeff wrote about cannibalism, Captain America, his memories of 9-11, aliens, Eddie Money, Julian Castro, and taking breaks.
  4. On my music site, I shared music from Afrojack, Camila Cabello, Kelly Clarkson, Imagine Dragons, Yellow Claw, The Killers, and M83!
  5. I reviewed Big Brother for the Big Brother Blog!
  6. For Horror Critic, I reviewed The Horror at 37,000 Feet!
  7. Lisa Bloom offered to plant stories about Rose McGowan for Harvey Weinstein
  8. Bob Weinstein confronted brother Harvey’s ‘misbehavior’ years before scandal
  9. Classic TV Series “Dark Shadows” Making a Return at The CW With “Dark Shadows: Reincarnation”
  10. The Story of Caroline Calloway and Her Ghostwriter Natalie
  11. As ‘South Park’ Gets Renewed Through 2022, Matt Stone and Trey Parker Also Have New Movie Ideas

Links From The Site:

  1. Erin shared Sealed Hideout, Night Nurse, Twin Towers 1973, American Century #26, Blowing the Safe, We Are The Living, and Half-Guilty Wife!
  2. Doc wished everyone a Happy Friday the 13th!
  3. Gary reviewed Crossroads, Malibu Beach, and Van Nuys Blvd. and paid tribute to Fay Wray!
  4. Jeff shared a music video from Eddie Money!
  5. Ryan reviewed Nabokova and shared an essay from Alex Graham!
  6. I shared music videos from Hana Vu, David Hasselhoff, UPSAHL, Jenny Hval, Glowline & Ace Buchannon, and Anna Ternheim! I shared trailers for Doctor Sleep, Midway, and Friday the 13th: Vengeance.  I also paid tribute to Friday the 13th and I reviewed The Wrong Cheerleader and My Evil Stepdad!

Click here to see what I did last week!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Happy Birthday Fay Wray!


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking. Today is the birthday of 1930s Scream Queen Fay Wray (1907-2004), and since it’s so close to Halloween season (can’t wait!!), here are 4 Shots From The Horror Films of the fabulous Fay Wray!!

The Most Dangerous Game (1932; D: Irving Pichel & Ernest B. Shoedsack)

The Vampire Bat (1933; D: Frank R. Strayer)

Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933; D: Michael Curtiz)

King Kong (1933; D: Merian C. Cooper & Ernest B. Shoedsack)

Tana Oshima’s “Nabokova” : As Dense As A Russian Novel, But Nowhere Near As Long


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There’s beauty in simplicity, as the cover of Tana Oshima’s newest self-published mini, Nabokova, clearly demonstrates. It’s stark, perhaps even spartan, but deeply communicative and precisely thought through. It imparts its message with crystal clarity and nothing by way of fuss or muss.

But there’s beauty in complexity, too, and this comic is also proof positive of that, as we’ll get to shortly. And trust me — this really only scratches the surface of the contradictions and conundrums contained herein. Bring your hardhat, folks — this one takes some real work.

On a purely physical level, this is a book that exemplifies the kind of quality artistry and craftsmanship we’ve come to expect from Oshima in fairly short order — printed in rich colors and varying tones and gradations (blue being dominant in all things — okay, almost all things) on high-quality paper between heavy cardstock…

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Music Video Of The Day: You Belong With Me by Anna Ternheim (2019, dir by Elle Kunnos de Voss)


So, this video is kinda brilliant both visually and musically.  In fact, this might be the first video that I’ve seen this year that I’ve enjoyed as much as I enjoyed the video for UPSAHL’s Drugs.  This video is a riddle and an enigma.  It’s like a dream of dark and disturbing things, with just enough wit to keep you watching.

Sit back and allow the mood to take you away.

Enjoy!

Drive-In Saturday Night #5: MALIBU BEACH (Crown-International 1978) & VAN NUYS BOULEVARD (Crown-International 1979)


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The kids are back in school, the days are getting shorter, and the nights are getting cooler. Yes, my friends, summer’s almost over, but before it ends, let’s take one more trip to the drive-in and enjoy a pair of Crown-International Exploitation classics. Crown was responsible for a slew of “teen sex” drive-in flicks  in the 70’s and early 80’s. You know the type: the “teens” are all over 21, and the “sex” consists mainly of topless babes and some heavy necking!

Our first feature, 1978’s MALIBU BEACH, is the quintessential Crown-International “teen sex” romp. School’s out, and all the hardbodied California kids head to said beach for some frolicking in the sand and surf. Pretty Dina gets a summer job as a lifeguard, and meets handsome football hunk Bobby. A leather jacket wearing musclehead named Dugan tries to get between them, but we all know he’s got no shot!…

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