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Film Review: Miss Bala (dir by Catherine Hardwicke)
About 75 minutes into the American remake of Miss Bala, Gloria (played by Gina Rodriguez) is inadvertently responsible for getting a totally innocent women killed by a Mexican drug cartel.
After I finished watching Miss Bala and I was trying to figure out why exactly this remake did not work for me, my mind kept returning to that scene. It’s a very dramatic scene and yet, at the same time, it has almost no emotional impact. Some of that’s because the woman only appears in one other scene before she gets executed and it’s obvious that the only reason the character was included in the film was so she could be killed. The film itself doesn’t really seem to care about the innocent woman. Instead, its focus remains on Gloria and how she feels about the violence. While we get some scenes of Gloria looking distraught and, at one point, vomiting over a balcony, it still doesn’t seem as if Gloria is really that upset about the fact that the woman’s been executed. Instead, she mostly seems to be annoyed by the fact that she had to witness it. In the scene afterwards, you never really get the feeling that Gloria’s carrying around any sort of lingering guilt for the role that she played in the woman’s death.
However, I think that what really bothered me was that, in this film that took place almost entirely in Mexico, the executed woman was one of the few positively-portrayed Mexican characters and she was killed off as almost an afterthought. The film was more concerned with how the American Gloria felt about the woman’s death than about the woman herself.
Miss Bala is a remake of a Mexican film. The original Miss Bala came out in 2011 and it starred Stephanie Sigman as Laura Guerrero, an aspiring beauty queen who finds herself caught in the middle of the never ending war between the DEA and the Mexican drug cartels. The original Miss Bala was a violent and often lurid film but it was also an unusually powerful examination of what it’s like to be an innocent trapped in the middle of war. Stephanie Sigman played Laura with the sad-eyed stoicism of someone who knew that she had little choice but to do whatever the cartel ordered her to do. In the original Miss Bala, Laura stood-in for every innocent who had been victimized by either side of the War on Drugs. The film ended up a note of cynical ambiguity, suggesting that survival had less to do with skill and everything to do with luck.
In the remake, Laura is transformed into Gloria, an American makeup artist from Los Angeles who comes to Tijuana to help her friend compete for the title of Miss Baja. By changing the lead character’s nationality, the remake also changes the story’s focus. It’s no longer the story of someone trying to survive living in a war zone. Instead, it becomes just another film about an American getting into trouble while traveling abroad. Interestingly enough, Lino (Ismael Cruz Cordova), the aspiring drug lord who kidnaps Gloria, is also an American who happens to live in Tijuana. I assume this was done so the film would have an excuse to have everyone speaking English but it still feels odd to watch a movie about the Mexican drug war in which we rarely hear anyone having a substantive conversation in Spanish.
Gina Rodriguez plays the role of Gloria with a sort of open-faced blandness that occasionally makes Miss Bala feel as if it’s an extended episode of Jane The Virgin. While the remake tries to make Gloria into a more proactive character than the original’s Laura, Rodriguez never suggests that there’s much going on below the surface. Far more impressive is Ismael Cruz Cordova, who plays Lino with a sexy and dangerous swagger. Cordova bring so much charisma to the role that it’s not until the end credits role that you realize that nothing Lino did made much sense.
Director Catherine Hardwicke is responsible for one of my favorite film of all time (Thirteen). She also directed the enjoyably melodramatic Red Riding Hood. And, of course, she’ll always be known for directing the first Twilight. With Miss Bala, though, Hardwicke seems to just going through the standard action film motions. She never captures the original’s outrage about what the never ending drug war is doing to the people of Mexico. Instead, for the most part, the remake of Miss Bala shrugs off any intentional subtext and instead focuses on building up to a sequel that will probably never come.
Skip the remake of Miss Bala. The original is all you need.
Music Video Of The Day: Take The Box by Amy Winehouse (2003, dir by ????)
It’s Amy!
Enjoy!
“Titans” S1 Ep 10 & 11; “Koriand’r” & “Dick Grayson” Review by Case Wright *Spoilers*

Do you know the exact moment when you sold your soul? Or when your soul is forfeit are you so far gone that you don’t notice?

Dick Grayson started as the damaged hero and ended with nothing. He’s a tragic hero whose pride destroyed him. He became seduced to believe that his pain allowed him to decide life and death, causing him to commit the paragon of sins: Patricide. As you look at the 11 episode arc, you see Dick losing his identity as Robin, and in doing so, he loses his moral compass and his soul.
I reviewed these last two episodes together because they flow as one episode. It could’ve been titled The Last Temptation of Dick Grayson. Unfortunately, he made the wrong the decision and we see his soul die. Not only was the story brilliantly written, but these two episodes had a creepy factor that was palpable. In fact, the story began and ended in a haunted house.
In the previous episode, Starfire starts choking Rachel. Dick and Donna burst in and Starfire stops, but the damage has been done and Rachel’s mom insists that Starfire leave. Starfire does and Dick and Donna follow. Rachel’s mom has successfully separated the group. We learn that Starfire is an Alien and needs to stop Rachel from unleashing her father Trigon who is basically the Devil.
Rachel has been trying to keep from using her powers because she can’t control them and they seem inherently evil because … well … they are. Rachel’s mom as it turns out is still all about Trigon AKA Satan and she really wants her some Satan. In order to do it, she needs to get Rachel to use her evil mojo and pull her dad out of a mirror. Rachel’s mom accomplishes this by infecting Gar through a haunted mirror. Rachel’s mom tricks Rachel into pulling her dad out of Hell because only he can save Gar. Well, she does and Gar is healed by Trigon, but evil is now unleashed upon us. How did this work? Rachel was manipulated and seduced. She knew that her father was likely pretty pretty bad, but she was willing risk us all to help her friend, making the act selfish, but disguised as altruistic.
Dick Grayson enters and he is in his idealized reality, but not all is well. First of all, he’s in Southern California, which is almost a hell dimension all on its own. Dawn is his wife and he’s got another baby on the way AND they both have left the hero business behind to pursue a life of….well let’s just assume real estate? They probably have some really cool pictures of themselves on local benches. In fact, Minka Kelly should really be on ALL advertisements at all times.
Jason Todd arrives in a wheel chair and informs Dick that Batman has run a muck, killing the villains instead of beating them to near death, which is …. better? Dick returns to Gotham and is continually manipulated by Satan that Bruce can’t be stopped without killing him. Dick fights his way through the mansion and upon seeing that Starfire was killed by Batman, he gives into his wrath and commits patricide. By giving into this final act of evil, Dick becomes Trigon’s minion. Dick even gets evil eyes, but I didn’t not to use a screen cap of that because it might spoil visually.
These episodes and the season as whole take a deep dive into PTSD and human weakness. Dick was filled with bitterness and pain and when he burned his Robin suit he also burned the last vestige of his hero identity. When he kills Bruce, he wasn’t in costume; he was just angry Dick Grayson who wanted to get back at his Dad. Dick answers the question for us posed at the beginning: we don’t know when our soul is forfeit because we left all our scruples behind getting to that point, therefore, we become a husk of a human being capable of anything.


Get Ready To Go Back To School With These Classic Paperback Covers
In many parts of the country, this week and next will be “back to school week,” so to help everyone get prepared for another academic year, here are some classic paperback covers from the past.
Artwork of the Day: Damned Are The Meek (Artist Unknown)
Music Video of the Day: Like He Never by Biond (2019, dir by Greta “Gravity” Nash)
So, is this video a celebration of hanging out with friends or is it the final vision of a dying person whose life is flashing before their eyes. I tend to assume it’s the latter but then again, you know that I always tend to lean towards the morbid when it comes to interpreting things.
Enjoy!
Lisa’s Week In Review: 8/5/19 — 8/11/19
It’s been a long week and it’s also been ludicrously hot. At least I bought a lot of stuff during our tax-free weekend. Here’s what else I did over the week:
Films I Watched:
- Anatomy of a Murder (1959)
- The Caine Mutiny (1953)
- Deadly Influencer (2019)
- Harvey (1950)
- Killer Grandma (2019)
- The Last Woman On Earth (1960)
- Missing Link (2019)
- V.C. Andrews’ Dark Angel (2019)
- V.C. Andrews’ Fallen Hearts (2019)
- V.C. Andrews’ Heaven (2019)
Television Shows I Watched:
- 60 Days in Narcoland
- Bachelor in Paradise
- BH90210
- Big Brother 21
- Breaking Bad
- Dance Moms
- Evil Lives Here
- Fear the Walking Dead
- Grand Hotel
- House Hunters
- King of the Hill
- Legion
- Love Island
- No One Saw A Thing
- Saved By The Bell
- So You Think You Can Dance
- Sweetbitter
Books I Read:
- Rat Pack Confidential: Frank, Dean, Sammy, Peter, Joey and the Last Great Show Biz Party (1999) by Shawn Levy
- This Storm (2019) by James Ellroy
Music To Which I Listened:
- Abbie Ozard
- Afrojack
- Alexina
- Amanda Palmer
- Bat For Lashes
- Big Data
- Bjork
- Bob Dylan
- Carys
- The Chemical Brothers
- Elle Azar
- Elle King
- Florence + The Machine
- Gloria Trevi
- HAIM
- Lara Snow
- Missions
- Phantogram
- Saint Motel
- Steve Aoki
- t.a.t.u
- twenty-one pilots
Links From Last Week:
- Ryan the Trash Film Guru has a patreon. Please consider subscribing!
- On Days Without Incident, Leonard wrote about All Of Us.
- On her photography site, Erin shared: More of the Possum, Downtown, The Shops at Legacy, Downtown II, Downtown In The Rain, Red Tree, and Shadows!
- On Pop Politics, Jeff shared: The Return of Michael Avenatti, Congratulations Melinda Katz, Danny Trejo Is A Super Hero, Everything’s Coming Up Blago, 45 Years Ago Today Richard Nixon Resigned, Joe Biden Is Really Old, Remember When J. Jonah Jameson Was Elected Mayor of New York, and Jeffrey Epstein is Dead!
- I wrote about Big Brother for Big Brother Blog!
- Over on SyFy Designs, I shared New York Movie Painted By Edward Hopper, Compartment C Car by Edward Hopper, Thoughts on Sleep, and Why I Love This Time Of Year!
- On my music site, I shared music from Abbie Ozard, Alexina, HAIM, Bjork, Elle Azar, Bat For Lashes, and Florence + The Machine!
- How American Beauty lost the title of 1999’s best movie
- Woodstock 50’s Failure Is the New Left’s Success
Links From The Site:
- Case reviewed the 9th episode of Titans!
- Erin shared The Many Adventures of 0008 and also: Model Maids, Say When, Weekend Widows, The Odd Switch, The Married Kind, Fury in my Heart, and Free and Easy!
- Doc shared 4 shots in honor of International Cat Day!
- Gary reviewed Gunman’s Walk, Half Shot At Sunrise, and Cockeyed Cavaliers!
- Jeff wrote about video games and shared music videos from Rick James, Midnight Oil, and …. Tom Hanks!
- I shared music videos from Carys, Big Data, Missions and Lara Snow! I reviewed Missing Link, Highway Dragnet, Last Woman On Earth, Heaven, Dark Angel, and Fallen Hearts!
- Ryan reviewed What the Actual, The Bus Driver, I Think Our Friend Dan Might Be A Dolphin, and Funky Dianetics, along with sharing his weekly reading round-up!
Lifetime Film Review: V.C. Andrews’ Fallen Hearts (dir by Jason Priestley)
About 12 minutes into Fallen Hearts, the perpetually aggrieved Heaven (Annalise Basso) goes to the local circus so she can taunt her stepfather, Luke (Chris William Martin), over the fact that 1) Heaven looks exactly like her mother, Angel and 2) Angel’s dead.
Upon arriving at the circus, Heaven runs into her stepbrother, Tom (Matthew Nelson-Mahood), but it takes her a while to recognize him because he’s wearing a big red clown nose. It’s not until he takes the nose off that she recognizes Tom and then asks him why he’s dressed up like a clown. It turns out that Tom is a clown now! I guess he got a promotion. Tom then asks why Heaven has made herself up to look exactly like Angel….
Unfortunately, Luke has already spotted Heaven and, apparently not understanding how death works, becomes convinced that Angel has returned to life and is standing in the middle of a low-rent circus in West Virginia. Unfortunately, Luke is apparently now a lion tamer and he’s so shocked to see his dead wife that he loses track of his lion.
And, of course, the lion promptly kills Tom. Would the lion have spared Tom if he hadn’t removed his red clown nose? We may never know.
Now, of course, everyone in the film treats this as being a great tragedy. Strangely enough, no one blames Heaven, even though none of this would have happened if not for the Heaven’s apparent obsession with mentally tormenting everyone from her past. But I have to admit that I laughed out loud as soon as I saw that lion in the background because I knew there was no way the scene was going to end without Tom getting pounced on….
And really, that’s the type of film that Fallen Hearts is. It’s the third film in Lifetime’s adaptation of V.C. Andrews’s Casteel Saga (the previous two were Heaven and Dark Angel) and, from the minute that lion pounces at Tom, everyone should know better than to take anything that happens too seriously. Fallen Hearts somehow manages to be even more melodramatic than the first two films and, as directed by Jason Priestley, Fallen Hearts appears to be fully in on the joke.
Priestley not only directs but he also appears in the film, once again playing Tony Tatterton. Tony is not only Heaven’s unacknowledged father but he’s also her stepgrandfather as well. When Heaven finally ends up marrying Logan Stonewall (James Rittinger), Tony invites them to come up to Massachusetts for their honeymoon. Heaven says no but Logan, being a simple boy from the West Virginia hills, is all about family. While up in Massachusetts, Heaven discover that her first husband, Troy (Jason Cermak), isn’t dead after all. He’s just been in hiding for the past five years, mostly because, after the wedding, he discovered that he was also Heaven’s uncle and that type of relationship just isn’t right. Of course, that doesn’t stop Troy and Heaven from having sex after they run into each other while wandering around a hedge maze. Troy vanishes the morning afterward but soon, Heaven discovers she’s pregnant. Is the baby Troy’s or Logan’s?
Actually, speaking of babies, Heaven’s trashy and bitter sister, Fanny (Jessica Clement, stealing the entire damn movie) is also pregnant! And it turns out that Fanny’s been having an affair with Logan so he might be the father. Then again, there’s also scene where the town’s preacher looks at Fanny and shouts, “WHORE!,” so who knows for sure. The one thing we do know for sure is that all of this is going to lead to two pregnant sisters facing off in a court room. These things always do.
Anyway, Fallen Hearts is not a film that’s really meant to be taken seriously and, as I said before, the film itself is obviously in one the joke. The melodrama is turned up to 11 and the actors tear through the overripe dialogue like a moonshiner trying to outrun the cops. Annalise Basso again manages to keep things somewhat grounded as Heaven but the film is totally dominated by Jessica Clement, who brings the wonderfully trashy Fanny to vivid life. The townsfolk and the hillfolk might not think much of Fanny but she keeps Fallen Hearts beating.
The fourth part of the Casteel Saga, Gates of Paradise, will air on Lifetime next Saturday.


















