In what’s become an annual tradition here at Cracked Rear Viewer, it’s time for Halloween season’s theme song, “The Monster Mash” ! This time around, Vincent Price and his fiends, including fellow horror icon John Carradine , perform the hit from 1981’s cult movie THE MONSTER CLUB, featuring a scary soliloquy by Vincent on the monsters known as “humes”! Without further ado, here’s this year’s “Monster Mash”! And Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls!:
Monthly Archives: October 2017
Happy Halloween From The Shattered Lens!
AMV of the Day: This Is Halloween (Soul Eater)
It’s been a while since we’ve done an AMV of the Day here at the Shattered Lens. This seems like the perfect day to rectify that!
Anime: Soul Eater
Song: Marilyn Manson — This Is Halloween
Creator: HagarenGao
Past AMVs of the Day
- Leave Me Alone (Ace Attorney)
- Something For You (Sekirei)
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World (Ace Attorney)
- Brand New Day (Ace Attorney)
- Angel With Shotgun (Fairy Tail)
- I’m Strong (Re:Creators)
- I’m A Kitty Cat (Nichijou)
- Dazzling Inferno (Little Witch Academia)
- Children of the Grave (Gakkou Gurashi)
- Homura’s Seven Devils (Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica)
- Moonlight Requiem (Sailor Moon Crystal)
- Just Funkin’ Dandy (Space Dandy)
- Clarity (various)
- Skyfall (Cowboy Bebop, Fate/Zero)
- Chained (Princess Tutu)
- Breaking (Various)
- Another Fanny Service Video (Kemeko DX)
- Cosplay Bargain Bin (various)
- Can Can Pantsu (various)
- Warriors (Various)
- Sweet Dreams (Various)
- Carnivore (Tokyo Ghoul)
- Sweet Dreams (Another)
- Ship Happens (various)
- Evangelion 2.22 [Lights]
- Snowball Genocide (various)
- Iwatobi Weather Service (Free! – Iwatobi Swim Club and Attack On Titan)
- Otaku Paradise (various)
- The Breath of Spring (Bakemonogatari)
- Spiral Ascension (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
- Strangers Like Us (Gargantia on the Verdorous Planet)
- The Gore Never Bothered Me Anyway (Elfen Lied)
- Valor (Kill la Kill)
- Time Falls Away (Tokyo Magnitude 8.0)
- Don’t Stop (Nichijou)
- Left Us Falling (Clannad and Clannad: After Story)
- Devil’s Game 2.0 (Puella Magi Madoka Magica Series and Films)
- Animegraphy 2013 (Various)
- See Who I Am (Various)
- Demons of the Past (Black Lagoon: Roberta’s Blood Trail)
- Ride or Die (Redline)
- Yurei (Another, Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, Mirai Nikki)
- Bloody Ayase (Oreimo)
- The End of My World (Clannad/Clannad: After Story)
- Life Is Fantastic (Nichijou)
- Event (Nichijou)
- Star x Crossed (Romeo x Juliet)
- Protectors of the Earth (Shingeki no Kyojin)
- Let Them Eat Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
- Sorry for being Hercule, Sincerely Mr. Satan (Dragonball Z)
- Fidelity (Wolf Children Ame and Yuki)
- Nothing to Lose (One Piece)
- Affective Schoolgirls (Nichijou)
- RadioAkshun (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
- Danger Zone (Macross Plus)
- Maid to Kill (Black Lagoon)
- A Thousand Years (Clannad/Toradora!)
- Careful What You Wish (Black Lagoon)
- Ash vs Gary (Pokemon)
- Just Can’t Get Enough (Bakemonogatari)
- Our Miracle (Sword Art Online)
- Dead End (Mirai Nikki)
- Am I Not Human? (Another)
- Moves Like Jagger (NSFW)
- Mayoi Calling Araragi (Bakemonogatari)
- Troll of Hearts (The World God Only Knows)
- Written in the Spirals (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
- The Way You Are
- Means to an Endgame (Code Geass)
- Azumanga Daioh 1985
- Safety Dance (Nichijou)
- Cherry – Chronicles of PHOTOpanic
- Remember My Name
- Futuristic Lover (Bakemonogatari)
- Sexy and I Know It
- Everytime We Touch (Toradora!)
- War (Valkyria Chronicles)
- Hold On To That Feeling
- Disco Heaven
- Hands Up! (Dragonball/Z)
- A Little Late
- Sexy
- I Heart Tsundere
- The New Era (One Piece)
- Fairytale of Lies
- Calling
- Alchanum
- This Is War (One Piece)
- Move Along (One Piece)
- Party Rock (One Piece)
- Remember the Name (One Piece)
- Imagica
- Maya and Company
- Who’s That Chick?
- Just The Way You Are
- My First Kiss
- Death Romance
- Furor (Oreimo)
- Highschool of the Dead Game
- Kobato – Ring A Bell
- Devil’s Game
- Mahou Shoujo Requiem
- A Prelude to Dreams
- A Thousand Miles (Macross Frontier)
- Instinct
- Hold Me Now (Princess Tutu)
- The Beautiful People of Black Lagoon
- SugardanSen & Attack of the Otaku
- Fairy Tail Teenage Dream
- Repeat (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
- Toradora! Rough Love (Grow A Pear)
- Black Lagoon…To Be Loved
- This Is War (Fullmetal Alchemist)
- Danse De Raven
- Azumanga Daioh – Little Girls
- Something Fishy
- And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors
- Against All Odds (Macross Frontier)
- A Thousand Miles (Todaradora!)
- Toradora Fireflies
- Spinning Infinity
- Have You Got It In You?
- Azumanga Daioh Portal
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Artwork of the Day: Lovecraft’s Nightmare
A Halloween Film Review: A Ghost Story (dir by David Lowery)
To quote Taking Back Sunday:
“What’s it feel like to be a ghost?”
That’s the question that is asked in the hauntingly beautiful film, A Ghost Story.
How to describe the plot of A Ghost Story? It’s not going to be easy because A Ghost Story is a film that defies easy description or categorization. It’s power comes less from the specifics of the story and more from the mood that it creates. A Ghost Story makes you think and it makes you feel and, to a certain extent, you’re just going to have to take my word on that. This is one of those film that, to truly understand, you simply must see.
Casey Affleck plays C and Rooney Mara plays M. They live in a small house, near Dallas. They’re like any couple, really. Sometimes, they appear to be in love. Sometimes, they appear to be on the verge of breaking up and never seeing each other again. Sometimes, they are happy. Sometimes, they are sad. The film starts with an almost random series of scenes, showing their life together.
Suddenly, we see a smashed car sitting in front of the house.
Just as abruptly, we’re in the hallway outside a sterile hospital room. We can see that, inside the room, M is staring down at a body on a slab. The body has been covered with a sheet. M leaves. Slowly, the sheet-covered body sits up. We watch as the sheet-covered ghost walks down the hallways of the hospital. Briefly, it pauses to look at what appears to be a portal to … somewhere else. The ghost does not enter the portal and the portal closes.
We spend the rest of the movie following that sheet-covered ghost as he wanders through our world. No one living sees it and the ghost never says a word. He watches as M mourns over his passing. Time passes. People enter and leave the house. Life goes on but the ghost is stuck forever where he is, powerless to do anything other than occasionally break a dish, play a piano, or open a book. Time passes. The ghost sees the future, the past, and the present. Why is the ghost still there? Does the ghost know? Is the ghost just waiting for someone who it has forgotten?
If I’m making A Ghost Story sound like a sad movie … well, it is. There are moments of humor, largely coming from the fact that the ghost is literally a sheet with some eye holes. For the most part, though, this film is a somber meditation on life, death, and what makes it all worth the trouble. It’s a film that makes you wonder whether you would have entered that portal or if you too would have returned to your old house so that you silently watch the world go on without you.
From the stillness of the morgue to the view of a futuristic cityscape that the ghost can see but probably no longer appreciate, director David Lowery gives some truly beautiful and haunting images while telling this story. (It’s not surprising to learn that the Dallas-based Lowery previously worked on Shane Carruth’s Upstream Color.) A Ghost Story came out earlier this year and really didn’t get the attention that it deserved. It’s a thought-provoking film and definitely one of the best of the year.
Music Video of the Day: Doing It All For My Baby by Huey Lewis & The News (1987, dir. ???)
Happy Halloween!
Early this year I started trying to figure out videos I could do for October. I didn’t think I was going to be able to come close to filling 31 days. But I did know that I could fill one day. And that’s today with the nearly 8 minute horror-themed video for Doing It All For My Baby by Huey Lewis & The News. Unfortunately, I am in no position to write about this the way I wanted to at the moment. I’m sorry.
Let me include the entry from Wikipedia that covers who to look for:
The music video for “Doing It All for My Baby” was a parody of monster movies and was over 7 minutes long. Huey appears as himself, the Dr. Frankenstein character, and the singing monster. Dracula is portrayed by bass player Mario Cippolina, who is shown placing his own disembodied head in a jar on a table (the camera then pans along the table to show the jarred heads of the rest of the News, echoing the buried-in-the-sand scene of their “If This Is It” video). Mario also appears as half of the two-headed creature with drummer Bill Gibson. Igor is played by keyboarder Sean Hopper. The Tower of Power horn section (Greg Adams, Lee Thornburg, Richard Elliot, Emilio Castillo and Stephen Kupka) is shown chained to the back wall playing their horns while Frankenstein/Huey sings into a steaming test tube. The video ends with Igor foolishly throwing a large switch, turning the singing monster back into Huey and the bride of Frankenstein’s monster screaming in horror.
I’ll rattle off some other things too look for as well:
- The Mystery Machine
- The News accidentally killing Huey.
- The News deciding that a dead Huey Lewis isn’t anything to cry over, and moving on.
- The Wizard Of Oz sock.
- The zombie that gets bonked on the head like at least one does in Lucio Fulci’s Zombie (1979)
- The sign: Mill Valley is a place Huey grew up. The bar on the cover of Sports is in Mill Valley. This year Huey went back there to perform. And the year before this video, 1986, they performed in Frankfurt.
- The bird.
- Notice that they somehow get Huey out from under the car with no explanation after two failed attempts to pull him out, and almost sawing off his leg.
- The joke about Dracula recognizing them because of course their bass player dressed as Dracula would recognize the band he’s a part of.
- The decapitation of The News, and the fact that more than just their heads being cut clean off must have happened judging by the state of their faces.
- Doc Brown as Dr. Frankenstein.
- The horn section from Tower Of Power chained to the wall.
- Don’t try to be Jimi Hendrix if you wear dentures.
- There are easier ways to plug in an electric guitar than an electric chair.
- Finally, the reference to the “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” episode of The Twilight Zone when Bride Of Frankenstein screams at the sight of Huey Lewis as himself.
Enjoy!
Halloween On Amazon Prime 2017 : “The Grinn”
For the final entry in our look at some of the lesser-seen (and even lesser-budgeted) flicks available for your Halloween viewing pleasure via Amazon Prime’s streaming service, we come to a curious, and often fascinating, little number called The Grinn, which was filmed earlier this year in Pacific Grove, California for (at least as IMDB would have it) the king’s ransom of precisely $300.
And, honestly, in may ways it shows : the sound quality can be uneven, some of the camera angles are a bit suspect, and the script is obviously an amateur effort with some real pacing problems — but here’s the kicker : it’s both inventive and surprising enough that you’ll likely be more than willing to overlook its production and plotting flaws.
And speaking of the plot, here’s a brief, reasonably-“spoiler”-free rundown : A guy named Vance (played by John Carroll) wakes up with no…
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Halloween On Amazon Prime 2017 : “Messenger Of Wrath”
Hey, it wouldn’t be a Halloween on Amazon Prime without a new film from our guy Ryan Callaway to check out, would it?
Of course not, and just the other day his latest popped up on there — Messenger Of Wrath, which “wrapped” production just a few short weeks ago and marks something of a departure in the veteran micro-budget auteur‘s output in that it’s the first time, at least to my knowledge, that he’s delved into the burgeoning “home invasion” sub-genre, but fear not : as with all things Callaway (or maybe that should be Callaways, given that his wife, Amy, produces all these flicks — this being no exception), there’s a twist here to set it apart from its competitors/contemporaries. But it’s not one that I’m going to give away in case you decide to watch this movie, so rest easy on that score…
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Jedadiah Leland’s Horrific Adventures Online #27: Bitten By A Werewolf (2013)
For my next adventure, I played Bitten By A Werewolf (2013).
Bitten By A Werewolf is a choose-your-own-adventure style Twine game. This is the first thing you see:

I don’t want to be too hard on Bitten By A Werewolf because, having played it, I get the feeling that it was written either by a kid or by someone still learning how to write in English. The game’s text regularly switches back from first to third person, sometimes in the same sentence.
The figure in the woods is a werewolf. You can run but don’t expect to avoid getting bitten. You can also stop long enough to try to help one of your friends climb out of a ravine but don’t expect it to go well.

The most interesting thing about Bitten By A Werewolf is discovering all the ways to die. Here are a few examples:



When it comes to getting bitten by a werewolf, the best advice is not to get bitten in the first place. Remember that the next time you’re in the woods and tempted to chase every strange figure you see.







