Lifetime For October: The Perfect Boss (dir by Curtis Crawford)


Some people just aren’t good at murdering people.

Consider Cameron Finney.  In 2013’s The Perfect Boss, Cameron (Linden Ashby) is a vice president of a pharmaceutical firm and the lover of Jessica Slate (Jamie Luner), who has just been hired to fast-track the FDA approval of a new drug called Ezapine.  When Jessica and Cameron learn that one of their own researchers, Dan Renfro (Gary Hudson), is suggesting that Ezapine might not be as safe as the company claims, they decide to take matters into their own hands and murder Dan.  By this point, in the film, it’s been established that Jessica has a history of killing people.  She smothered her abusive stepfather.  She drowned her own mother.  Jessica has committed multiple murders and she’s still gone on to have a successful business career.  She obviously knows how to get away with killing someone.  But, for some reason, Cameron is the one who kills Dan.

From the start, it’s pretty obvious that Cameron has no idea how to pull this sort of thing off.  For one thing, he follows Dan around in a rental car.  For another thing, he fails to notice that there’s a witness watching him while he attacks Dan.  And, finally, Cameron makes the rookie mistake of logging into Dan’s work computer without checking to see if anyone has installed tracking software on it.  All of this allows Dan’s teenage daughter, Renee (Ashley Leggat), to investigate her father’s murder.

I liked Renee.  She hasn’t even graduated from high school and she’s already solving murders.  That was always my fantasy in high school.  I wanted to investigate and solve a crime and prove to the police and all of the adults that I was more responsible and clever than they gave me credit for.  Unfortunately, there weren’t any juicy local crimes for me to solve, other than figuring out who broke into our house one night.  I didn’t really work hard to solve that crime because that crime actually freaked me out.  (I slept with a golf club for months afterwards.)  Instead, I tried to figure out what happened to D.B. Cooper.  Unfortunately, it was kind of hard to investigate that from a Texas high school.

So, Renee accomplishes something that I never did.  She solves the crime!  But really, it’s not a hard crime to solve because Cameron was such an incompetent murderer.  That said, I liked the fact that it gave Renee a chance to win her mother’s respect.  At the start of the movie, Renee was getting yelled at for parking her car in a tow-away zone and always dressing in black and, by the end of it, she was graduating high school and realizing that she didn’t always have to paint her nails black.  I could relate to Renee.

That said, the true star here is Jamie Luner.  Luner was a mainstay in Lifetime films like this and she gives one of her best performances as the cheerfully sociopathic Jessica.  I was a bit disappointed that there was never a direct confrontation between Jessica and Renee but at least we got plenty of scenes of Jessica scheming and subtly threatening people not to cross her.  Cameron may have been an imperfect murderer but Jessica was truly the perfect boss.

Retro Television Review: Malibu CA 2.9″Starstruck”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Malibu CA, which aired in Syndication in 1998 and 1999.  Almost the entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!

Yes, this is from the first season. I don’t care. I refuse to waste my time looking for a second season advertisement.

Yes, it’s that time once again.  Sorry, everyone.

Episode 2.9 “Starstruck” 

(Dir by Gary Shimokawa, originally aired on December 4th, 1999)

Here’s what the imdb says about this week’s episode:

Jason has been having a great time with Alex and he admits to Murray that he’d like to date her. However, his film star friend Josh Denmark tells him that he too would like to date Alex. The two have competed for the same girls in the past and both agree not to date Alex. Murray, though, encourages Jason to ask Alex out, and he takes his advice. But it seems that Josh has already asked Alex out and she accepted.

Now, as you probably guessed, this is yet another season 2 episode that was not uploaded to YouTube.  If I had known so much of season 2 was not available, I never would have started reviewing this stupid show to begin with and I’d be a lot happier right now.  That said, in another few weeks, we will reach some episodes that actually have been uploaded.  This post is a placeholder, in case I ever do find this episode.  Plus, for whoever may be interested, you now know that Josh Denmark is a semi-regular character and so is Alex, the lifeguard who replaced Stads.  I guess Jason is over Stads now.  As for Scott, I guess he’s still training for the Olympics.  *snicker*  God, what a stupid show.

According to the imdb, this was the final episode to feature the character of “film star” Josh Denmark so I’m going to guess he turned out to be a jerk and left to film another movie.  (That’s what usually happened whenever this plot played out on a Peter Engel-produced sitcom.  Remember Johnny Dakota from Saved By The Bell?)  The fact that this episode is called “Starstruck” leads me to suspect that Alex learned that there’s more to life than fame.

(It’s almost as if I don’t actually have to actually watch this show to know what happened.)

Anyway, hopefully I’ll get to do an actual review in the future.