Here Are The Trailers For Two Biopics, Lady Bloodfight and All Eyez On Me!


Hi everyone!

Excuse the brevity of this post.  I’m currently running from one place to another, as I do every Monday.  But there a few new trailers that I need to share with y’all!

For instance, here’s the new trailer for my upcoming biopic, Lady Bloodfight!

Speaking of biopics, here’s the latest trailer for the Tupac Shakur movie, All Eyez On Me!  A lot of us thought this movie would be an Oscar contender.  Then we watched this trailer.

(If All Eyez On Me is nominated for a bunch of Oscars, this post will, of course, be edited to remove all snark.)

 

 

 

Here’s The First Trailer for Destiny 2!


And finally, here’s the first trailer for Destiny 2.  I’m going to be honest and admit that I don’t know much about any of this but I do know that there was more than a little excitement here at the TSL Bunker when this was released.

Is it just me or can Lance Reddick make almost anything sound noble?

Destiny 2 will be released, for PC, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One, on September 8th.

Watch The Trailer For The Book of Henry!


The thing I like about this trailer is that it starts out looking like the type of cutesy bullshit that I usually hate (just check out my review of Pay It Forward) and then suddenly, it gets all weird and twisted and stuff.

Naomi Watts and Jacob Tremblay star in The Book of Henry, which is due to released in June.  Most films released in June suck but hopefully, The Book of Henry will be an exception.

(By the way, if the bald guy is actually abusing his daughter, I’ll be disappointed.  This film will work far better if Henry really is just a manipulative little sociopath.)

Here’s The Trailer For It!


I have had such mixed feelings about It.

When I first heard about the project, I was like, “Remakes suck!  And who could possibly improve on Clara Bow’s original performance!”  Then I realized that It was not a remake of the Clara Bow film but instead, a feature film based on Stephen King’s novel.

(Yeah, I know.  “It’s a remake of a miniseries!”  Fine.)

And I was a little bit optimistic, because It is one of the few King novels that doesn’t get worse the more you think about it.

Then I saw a picture of the costume that Pennywise would be wearing and I got worried.

Then Stephen King said that It was perhaps the best film adaptation ever done of his work and that really worried me because, judging from his twitter feed, Stephen King has got terrible taste in almost everything.

But then, earlier today, I watched the first trailer for It and now I feel a little bit better.  It looks kinda scary!

Check it out below: