The Films of 2025: Alone In Venice (dir by Jules East)


Venice is my favorite city in Italy.

I mean, it’s such a cliché, isn’t it?  Tourists always fall in love with Venice, even though the majority of us really don’t know much about the city beyond the canals and the gondolas.  I spent a summer in Italy and Venice was definitely the city that had the most American visitors.  Sadly, the majority of them didn’t do a very good job representing the U.S. in Europe.  One night, a bunch of drunk frat boys approached me, all wearing University of Texas t-shirts.  One of them asked, “Are you from Texas?”

“No,” I lied.

“You sound like you’re from Texas!” his friend said.

“No, ah’m not from Texas,” I said, “Sorry, y’all.”

That’s not something that would have happened in Florence or even Naples!  In Rome, handsome men on motor scooters gave me flowers.  In Venice, on the other hand, I had to deal with the same jerks that I dealt with back home!

I still fell in love with Venice.  And yes, it did happen while riding in a gondola.  At that moment, I felt like I was living in a work of art.  I can still remember looking over the side of the gondola and watching as a small crab ran across someone’s front porch.  That’s when I realize that, by its very existence, Venice proved that anything was possible.

It is said that Venice is slowly sinking.  That Venice has a reputation as being a dying city would probably have come to a surprise to the drunk Americans who were just looking for a girl from Texas that summer.  And yet, Venice has always been associated with death.  Just consider Thomas Mann’s Death in Venice and the subsequent film adaptation from Luchino Visconti.  Consider the controversial Giallo in Venice and Don’t Look Now.

Venice is a city that is beautiful at day and ominous and menacing at night.  That’s certainly something that’s captured in Alone in Venice.

Made for an obviously low-budget but featuring some stunning shots of its title city, Alone In Venice tells the story of Saul Larson (Apollo Luce), a young actor who has spent the last year in Venice.  He says that he was told to stay in the city by a Chinese film director who is in love with him.  He says that he’s waiting for her to come out to Venice to join him.  At one point, he says that she has even arranged for him to be classified as a permanent resident of the city so that he doesn’t have to worry about his visa expiring.  How she did that is never really explained, though its implied that, while she’s arranged for him to stay in Venice forever, she’s also trapped him there.  He can live in Venice but he can’t leave it.

A friend from America (played by Lisa Jacqueline Starrett) visits him and tells him that she thinks that he’s being used.  She points out that he’s living in a crummy apartment that doesn’t even have a good view and that the director is 1) married and 2) hasn’t contacted him in months.  A man named Tommaso (Luca Rosini) invites Saul back to his place and it’s implied that the two have a brief affair, though Saul continues to obsess  over the director and her love of orchids.  When the prostitute who lives down the hall offers herself to Saul for free, Saul appears to have a panic attack.  Saul insists that the director exists and that she will be coming for him in just a few days.

The majority of the film is made up of scenes of Saul walking around and sometimes running through Venice.  The city is the main attraction here.  At day, the city is vibrant and full of life.  At night, the city is full of shadows and a frightening clown makes an appearance.  There’s more than few shots that owe a debt to Don’t Look Now and its sequences of Donald Sutherland chasing after the figure in the red raincoat.

What does it all mean?  The film largely leaves that up to the viewer.  Whether or not the film works will depend on how much tolerance the viewer has for open-ended storytelling and unanswered questions.  (As you may have guessed, neither one is particularly an issue for me.)  Saul is committed to believing that his director is coming for him and occasionally, there’s something a bit disturbing about his obsession with her.  Throughout the film, he’s given plenty of opportunities to move on, whether it’s returning to America with his friend or pursuing a new relationship.  Instead, he chooses again and again to be alone in Venice.

 

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 3.4 “High Octane”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week, CHiPs deals with the oil crisis!

Episode 3.4 “High Octane”

(Dir by John Florea, originally aired on October 6th, 1979)

Tonight’s episode of CHiPs is a real history lesson.

The episode was aired at a time when the U.S. was suffering from a shortage of gasoline.  Conflict in Iran had led to both the Shah fleeing the country and Americans being taken hostage.  Oil production fell, OPEC raised its prices, and people panicked and started to hoard gasoline.  Many states instituted odd-even gas rationing, which meant that only people with an odd-numbered license plate could purchase gas on an odd-numbered day and only people with an even-numbered license plate could purchase gas on an even-numbered day.  As so often happens when the government attempts to micromanage a crisis, this only made things worse as there were soon long lines at the pump and reports of fights breaking out between people at gas stations.  Even with the rationing, many gas stations ran out of gasoline before they could serve every customer.  If you didn’t arrive early enough, chances were that you would not be able to put gas in your car,

California was one of the many states to institute odd-even rationing and this episode of CHiPs is all about the battle over gasoline.  Two crooks are siphoning gas from independent gas stations and then reselling it to other stations.  (Their biggest customer is played by veteran screen tough guy, Aldo Ray.)  Getraer is injured when he crashes his bike while chasing the two crooks, which makes this case personal for Ponch and Baker.  Meanwhile, Ponch and Baker have to break up fights at the gas station, chase yet another guy who was caught siphoning gas from a car, and save yet another motorist who passes out from the fumes of all the gas cans that he had in the backset of his car.  Ponch even starts to date Beth (Ellen Bry), because she works at a gas station and can tell him the best time to show up to make sure that he and Baker are able to fill up their bikes.  Meanwhile, at headquarters, Harlan is giving lessons on the best way to keep unused fuel from evaporating.

Of course, it wouldn’t be CHiPs if there wasn’t also a light-hearted sports angle.  This week, everyone’s into roller hockey.  Ponch serves as the referee for the CHP-sponsored kids’ roller hockey game and everyone agrees that he’s the best referee that they’ve ever seen.  And why not?  He’s Ponch and, by the time the third season rolled around, CHiPs was definitely The Ponch Show.  Later, the adult officer play roller hockey as well.  It’s the show’s way of saying, “California’s still fun, even with the gas rationing!”

I enjoyed this episode because I’m a history nerd and it was interesting to see how the show dealt with the 1979 oil crisis while it was occurring.  It’s interesting that this episode was a bit cynical about rationing, as CHiPs was usually a show that portrayed the government and its policies as positively as possible.  In 1979, even the audiences of CHiPs was fed up with having to pay — let me check my notes to make sure I have this right — nearly a dollar a gallon for gas.

Really?  Just 90 cents for a gallon gas?  Get me a time machine.  I’m going to 1979!

Lisa Reviews An Oscar Nominee: Gravity (dir by Alfonso Cuaron)


Remember Gravity?

Released in 2013, Gravity is largely a two-person film.  There are a few other characters who appear at the start of the film and we hear different voices throughout the movie (including the voice of Ed Harris, cast once again as the voice of NASA) but, for the most part, this film centers on George Clooney and Sandra Bullock floating through space.  Clooney is Kowalski.  Bullock is Stone.  They’re two astronauts who are in space trying to fix the Hubble Telescope when their shuttle is struck by a wave of space debris.  When the shuttle inoperable and the rest of the crew dead, Kowalski and Stone try to figure out how to get back down to Earth.

Space, it turns out, is not as empty as we tend to assume.  Along with the space debris that caused them to get stranded in space in the first place, there’s also a lot of abandoned equipment and outposts that they can use to get back to Earth.  Unfortunately, they’ve got limited oxygen and limited time with which to reach any of that equipment and, even if they do reach it, there’s no guarantee that they’ll be able to get any of it to work.  After Kowalski sacrifices himself to help Stone reach the International Space Station, Stone alone must find a way to return to Earth before the space debris complete their orbit and again threaten to send her hurtling into space.

Gravity is one of those films that demands to not only be seen on the big screen but also to be seen in 3D.  (I say this as someone who was not exactly a fan of the post-Avatar 3D boom.  Too often, 3D felt like a distraction.  In Gravity, it feels like a key part of the story.)  The film not captures the terror of being alone in the emptiness of space but, at the same time, it also captures the beauty of having the entire universe in front of you.  It’s a visually stunning and beautiful film.  Kowalski says, at one point, that he has a hell of a view and it’s hard not to agree with him.  Space may be deadly but it’s beautiful as well.  Stone finds herself tempted to simply allow herself to spend the rest of eternity floating lifelessly in space but ultimately, she embraces life.  She refuses to give up and the film refuses to give up on her or, by extension, the rest of humanity.  Gravity celebrates the beauty of space and creation while also showing that life on Earth has its own beauty as well.  By the film’s end, one can argue that Stone has literally been reborn.

It’s a powerful film, one that is well-acted by both Bullock and George Clooney, both of whom have the star power necessary to hold our interest even when the overwhelming grandeur of space threatens to steal our attention.  (I would argue that Bullock’s performance here is far superior to her Oscar-winning turn in The Blind Side.)  Gravity received ten Oscar nominations and it won seven of them, including the Best Director award for Alfonso Cuaron.  However, it lost Best Picture to another powerful film, 12 Years A Slave.

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 3.13 “Down For The Count: Part Two”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week is all about justice for Zito!

Episode 3.13 “Down For The Count: Part Two”

(Dir by Richard Compton, originally aired on January 16th, 1987)

Picking up where last week’s episode ended, Down For The Count: Part Two finds almost the entire Vice Squad mourning the death of Larry Zito.  I say “almost” because, as usual, Castillo refuses to show any emotion or even look anyone in the eye.  When he first appeared, Castillo’s stoicism made him an interesting character but I have to admit that I’m starting to get a bored with the character and his refusal to speak in anything more than terse growls.  ZITO’S DEAD!  WAKE UP, CASTILLO!

Switek, needless to say, is heart-broken.  Trudy tells Gina that she had a totally meaningless one night stand with some guy she met at a club because she was depressed.  (“Did it make you feel better?” Gina asks.  “No!” Trudy wails.)  Crockett is determined to take down crooked boxing promoter Oswaldo Guzman (Pepe Serna) and prove that Zito was not a junkie but that he was instead murdered by Guzman’s goons.  As for Tubbs, he makes a few jokes.  WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU, TUBBS!?  ZITO’S DEAD!

Crockett and Tubbs go undercover as Burnett and Cooper and, once again, I find myself wondering how they can keep successfully doing that when their cover has gotten blown over a dozen times over the course of the series.  Do criminals in Miami not talk to each other?  This time, Crockett pretends to be involved with a cable sports network that wants to make a deal to air the fights that Guzman sponsors.  When a Las Vegas gangster named Guilinni (former Warhol superstar Joe Dallesandro) shows up looking to kill Guzman, Crockett and Tubbs effortlessly manipulate both sides.  It turns out that criminals aren’t that smart.

Meanwhile, Trudy and Gina meet one of Crockett’s associates from the Vietnam War.  His name is Danny Allred (Chris Elliott) and he’s a former CIA agent who now lives in an abandoned airplane.  Danny is a codebreaker and he helps them to figure out the code that Guzman was using to keep track of all of his crooked fights.  Danny is a fun character and I hope he shows up in more episodes.  He added some moments of levity to what was otherwise a pretty grim episode.

This episode had plenty of good moments.  The scene where Crockett and Tubbs visited Zito’s apartment was both poignant and nicely-acted by both Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas.  The final shoot-out was violent even by the standards of Miami Vice.  That said, I’m a bit surprised that the episode didn’t revolve around Switek.  Switek gets to express his anger and argue with Internal Affairs at the start of the episode and gets to repeatedly shoot Guzman at the end of the episode but he’s largely absent for the middle part of the story.  As Switek was both Zito’s partner and his best friend, it really does seem like he should have been at the center of the entire episode.

Still, I was glad that Zito’s name was cleared and that Guzman ended up getting shot multiple times until he fell out a window.  The show’s final credits featured still shots of John Diehl as Zito.  I’m going to miss Larry.

Song Of The Day: The Golden Path by The Chemical Brothers, feat. Wayne Coyne


Today the Shattered Lens wishes a happy birthday to Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips.  Our song of the day is The Golden Path, a collaboration between Wayne and The Chemical Brothers.

 

As I walked along
The supposed golden path
I was confronted
By mysterious spectre
He pointed to the graveyard
Over on yonder hill
I paused in cosmic reflection
Confused on wondering
Of how I came to die

Hm!
I was confused
Coz if I was dead
How and why did I die
And I composed myself
And decided I should face it

Then I stood paralyzed
On the supposed golden path
And I was confronted
By powerful demon force
And there was the devil
And we spoke his words
Flowed like glowing lava from the mouth of a volcano
And I said:
Help me, Lord!!
I found myself in some kinda hell
But I did not believe in heaven and hell
World in opposites kind of reality

But I gained control of myself
And decided to press on

As I walked along
The supposed golden path
I was trembling with fear
All the lions and the wizards yet to come
I seen in the distance
Silver mountains rising high in the clouds
And a voice from above did whisper
Some shining answer from the moon

Please forgive me
I never meant to hurt you

Songwriters: Edmund John Simons / Steven Gregory Drozd / Thomas Owen Mostyn Rowlands / Wayne Michael Coyne

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Nemesis and Wanted: Dead or Alive!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1992’s Nemesis, from director Albert Pyun!

Then, on twitter, #MondayMuggers will be showing 1986’s Wanted: Dead or Alive, starring Rutger Hauer!  The film is on Prime and it starts at 10 pm et!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Nemesis on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then switch over to twitter, pull Wanted: Dead or Alive up on Prime, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag! 

Enjoy!

 

Scenes That We Love: Robert Stack in Airplane!


106 years ago today, actor Robert Stack was born in Los Angeles, California.

Though Stack found his greatest success on television and as the original host of Unsolved Mysteries, he also had an active film career.  Here he is in 1980’s Airplane!, demonstrating how to provide encouragement and build up confidence.

4 Shots From 4 Film: Special John McNaughton Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today is the birthday of director John McNaughton!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 John McNaughton Films

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Charles Lieberman)

The Borrower (1991, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Julio Mucat and Robert C. New)

Normal Life (1996, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Jean de Segonzac)

Wild Things (1998, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Jeffrey L. Kimball)

The Films of 2025: When It Rains In LA (dir by David M. Parks)


When it Rains In LA features Eric Roberts as Nate.

Nate is a happy man who lives in a big house and who obviously has a lot of money.  He’s even got a much younger trophy wife, a Russian named Sasha (Monroe Cline).  One day, Nate receives an odd package, a box that contains a rather hideous mask.  Nate looks at the mask and then takes a sip of tea.  He promptly drops dead.

After Nate’s funeral, the suddenly widowed Sasha flies to Los Angeles to see her friends from college.  (Or, at least, that’s how I assume she met these people.  At times, it’s difficult to really keep track of how anyone in this film actually knows anyone else.)  Though she’s just buried her husband, she still flirts with the pilot of her airplane, the likably dorky Harry (Tom Gipson).  She also meets a mysterious woman named Anna (Leslie Stratton) and doesn’t seem to notice that she’s being watched by a mysterious, bearded man (Mike Ferguson) who continually hides his face inside of his hoodie.

From the minute that Sasha lands in Los Angeles, it starts to rain.  Everyone that Sasha meets mentions how strange it is that it’s raining in Los Angeles.  Some people say the rain is probably no big deal.  Other people act as if the rain has some sort of secret meaning.  Sasha keeps her opinions to herself.

Her friends seem to be curiously unconcerned with Sasha suddenly being a widow.  One of them won’t stop talking about the death of his former lover.  They go to a club, where the bartender gives out free drinks and the owner seems to be strangely hostile.  Sasha meets Harry.  Characters appear and then disappear without anyone seeming to notice.  Everyone comments on the strangeness of rain in Los Angeles.  People start to die in brutal ways but again no one seems to really care.  It’s a slasher film where societal detachment is the biggest threat.

It’s an odd film.  The budget was obviously low and the majority of the performances are a bit amateurish but, whether it was intentional on the part of the filmmakers or not, the film often plays out like a surreal dream.  Sometimes, the film moved at an almost rushed pace and then other times, a heavy sense of ennui seems to descend over the action and the characters.  Characters repeatedly do things that don’t make any sense but they do it with such determination that it becomes rather fascinating to watch.  The film’s final moments are surprisingly effective, certainly more effective than you might expect from all the moments that came before them.  Visually, this low-budget film has moments of almost ghostly beauty.  The scenes of the rain falling in Los Angeles are effectively atmospheric and ominous.  In the end, the film qualifies almost as a work of outsider art.

And, let’s not forget, Eric Roberts is in it!  This was the first Eric Roberts film to be released in 2025.  Nate dies before the opening credits and Eric still gets top billing.  I imagine it will be the first of many.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mercy Streets (2000)
  12. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  13. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  14. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  15. Hey You (2006)
  16. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  17. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  18. The Expendables (2010) 
  19. Sharktopus (2010)
  20. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  21. Deadline (2012)
  22. The Mark (2012)
  23. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  24. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  25. Lovelace (2013)
  26. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  27. Self-Storage (2013)
  28. This Is Our Time (2013)
  29. Inherent Vice (2014)
  30. Road to the Open (2014)
  31. Rumors of War (2014)
  32. Amityville Death House (2015)
  33. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  34. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  35. Enemy Within (2016)
  36. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  37. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  38. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  39. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  40. Dark Image (2017)
  41. Black Wake (2018)
  42. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  43. Clinton Island (2019)
  44. Monster Island (2019)
  45. The Savant (2019)
  46. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  47. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  48. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  49. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  50. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  51. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  52. Top Gunner (2020)
  53. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  54. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  55. Killer Advice (2021)
  56. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  57. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  58. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  59. Bleach (2022)
  60. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  61. Aftermath (2024)
  62. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)