Horror Song of the Day: The Rake’s Song (by The Decemberists)


“The Rake’s Song” is one of those Decemberists tracks that lures you in with a tune that sounds almost cheerfully old-fashioned, then casually reveals that you have been listening to a confession from an absolute monster. The arrangement has that familiar Decemberists blend of indie-folk and story-song theatricality: a bouncy, rustic pulse, memorable vocal phrasing, and a melody that feels made for a communal singalong. On the surface, it has the energy of a rowdy little folk number you might hear in a pub or at a campfire.

That folk-horror quality fits especially well because “The Rake’s Song” comes from The Decemberists’ 2009 concept album The Hazards of Love, whose songs collectively tell one continuous, start-to-finish narrative. The album follows the romance between Margaret and William, the supernatural influence of the forest-dwelling Queen, and the violent figures who threaten them along the way. Within that larger story, the Rake is not just a random murderous narrator; he is a dark obstacle in the tale, and his song gives the album one of its most unsettling detours.

But Colin Meloy uses that inviting sound as camouflage. The narrator matter-of-factly explains how he murdered his own children after their mother dies, treating each death less like a tragedy than another inconvenient task to be handled. That emotional disconnect is what makes the song genuinely chilling. There is no dramatic musical shift that announces, “Now this is the horrifying part.” The story just keeps moving, jaunty and almost playful, while the details get progressively more grim.

That contrast makes “The Rake’s Song” feel like a horror folktale that has somehow survived for generations because people kept singing it. It would not feel out of place as a warning whispered around a campfire about the cruel old man who lived beyond the tree line, or as a cautionary tale passed between children in some isolated backwoods cabin: beware the charming song, beware the smiling storyteller, and definitely beware the man who says his family is gone. Its folksiness gives the violence a strange sense of age and inevitability, as if this is not merely one man’s atrocity but an old evil wearing the shape of a traditional ballad.

The Decemberists have always been good at turning literary, historical, and gothic material into catchy songs, and “The Rake’s Song” may be one of their sharpest examples of that trick. It is funny in the bleakest possible way, but the humor never fully softens the horror; if anything, it makes the narrator’s cruelty worse. You can enjoy the hook, tap along to the rhythm, and then suddenly realize you are humming a song about something monstrously cruel—which is exactly why it sticks with you.

The Rake’s Song

I had entered into a marriage
In the summer of my twenty-first year
And the bells rang for our wedding
Only now do I remember it clear
Alright, alright, alright

No more a rake and no more a bachelor
I was wedded and it whetted my thirst
Until her womb start spilling out babies
Only then did I reckon my curse
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

First came Isaiah with his crinkled little fingers
Then came Charlotte and that wretched girl Dawn
Ugly Myfanwy died on delivery
Mercifully taking her mother along
Alright, alright, alright

What can one do when one is widower
Shamefully saddled with three little pests
All that I wanted was the freedom of a new life
So my burden I began to divest
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright

And that’s how I came your humble narrator
To be living so easy and free
Expect you think that I should be haunted
But it never really bothers me
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright

Scenes I Love: Jim James Sings Goin’ To Acapulco in I’m Not There


When I’m Not There was first released in 2007, most critics gave most of their praise and attention to Cate Blanchett’s performance as one of the film’s six different representations of Bob Dylan.  In fact, Blanchett was even nominated for Best Supporting  Actress for grabbing her crotch and wearing a painfully fake mustache.  When I first saw I’m Not There, I thought that Blanchett’s performance was overrated.  Having recently rewatched it on DVD, I’ve changed my opinion slightly.  I now think that her performance as “Jude Quinn” is probably the worst performance she’s ever given.  Once you get over the fact that Cate Blanchett’s playing a man, the quicker it becomes obvious that she’s not a very convincing man. 

In fact, on subsequent viewings, I’ve come to realize that the only part of the film that really works for me is the final section.  This is the section where an aging Bob Dylan is played by (of all people) Richard Gere.  This is the section where Gere is known as Billy the Kid and he ends up wandering through a surrealistic frontier town while searching for his dog.  The town is full of people who look like they escape from an especially grim Fellini film and Bruce Greenwood pops up as Pat Garrett.  When I first saw I’m Not There, this final sequence seemed drawn out and rather silly.  However, on subsequent viewings, I’ve come to appreciate the fact that, with this end sequence, director Todd Haynes is at least finally being honest about being pretentious.

Another point in this sequence’s favor is that it features a haunting performance of Dylan’s Goin’ To Acapulco by Jim James and Calexico.  The contrast between the heartfelt delivery of the song, the intellectual pretensions of the entire film, and the inherent Hollywood slickness of Richard Gere all add up to create a scene that I truly love.