The Eric Roberts Collection: Depth Charge (dir by Terrence O’Hara)


It’s Die Hard On A Submarine in 2008’s Depth Charge!

Dying of a brain tumor and passed over for a promotion (and wow, you thought your week sucked), Commander Krieg (Eric Roberts) and a band of mercenaries take over a nuclear submarine.  They force off all of the actual crew of the sub but they somehow miss the doctor (Jason Gedrick) and an electrician (Chris Warren).  The mad commander announces that unless he is sent a certain amount of money, he will launch the nuclear missiles.  While the President (Barry Bostwick) dithers and an admiral (Corbin Bernsen) searches for the sub, the doctor and the electrician beat up mercenaries and work their way to the bridge.

“Get off my boat!” Gedrick growls several times.

Yeah, dude, we get it.  Air Force One.  Good movie.

This on the other hand …. well, let’s be positive here.  This movie provides Eric Roberts with a substantial role and he does a good job as the villain, even if his motives never quite make sense.  (He’s got a year to live so what exactly would he have done with a promotion or any of that money that he’s demanding?)  But this movie asks us to believe that a bunch of mercenaries could not only sneak onto a submarine but also defeat almost the entire crew without a single bit of trouble.  And then for submarine’s doctor to just happen to turn out to be a former boxer or UFC fighter or whatever he’s supposed to be (“He was a fighter,” a presidential aide explains) is just a bit too much of a coincidence.

That said, you get Eric Roberts, Corbin Bernsen, and Barry Bostwick, all in the same movie.  All three of them deserve better but at least they all gave it their best here!

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Blood Red (1989)
  4. The Ambulance (1990)
  5. The Lost Capone (1990)
  6. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  7. Voyage (1993)
  8. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  9. Sensation (1994)
  10. Dark Angel (1996)
  11. Doctor Who (1996)
  12. Most Wanted (1997)
  13. Mercy Streets (2000)
  14. Raptor (2001)
  15. Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
  16. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  17. Border Blues (2004)
  18. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  19. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  20. We Belong Together (2005)
  21. Hey You (2006)
  22. Amazing Racer (2009)
  23. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  24. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  25. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  26. The Expendables (2010) 
  27. Sharktopus (2010)
  28. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  29. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  30. Deadline (2012)
  31. The Mark (2012)
  32. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  33. Assault on Wall Street (2013)
  34. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  35. Lovelace (2013)
  36. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  37. The Perfect Summer (2013)
  38. Self-Storage (2013)
  39. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  40. This Is Our Time (2013)
  41. Inherent Vice (2014)
  42. Road to the Open (2014)
  43. Rumors of War (2014)
  44. Amityville Death House (2015)
  45. Deadly Sanctuary (2015)
  46. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  47. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  48. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  49. Enemy Within (2016)
  50. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  51. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  52. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  53. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  54. Dark Image (2017)
  55. Black Wake (2018)
  56. Frank and Ava (2018)
  57. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  58. Clinton Island (2019)
  59. Monster Island (2019)
  60. The Reliant (2019)
  61. The Savant (2019)
  62. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  63. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  64. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  65. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  66. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  67. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  68. Top Gunner (2020)
  69. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  70. The Elevator (2021)
  71. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  72. Killer Advice (2021)
  73. Night Night (2021)
  74. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  75. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  76. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  77. Bleach (2022)
  78. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  79. 69 Parts (2022)
  80. D.C. Down (2023)
  81. Aftermath (2024)
  82. Bad Substitute (2024)
  83. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  84. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  85. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

The Eric Roberts Collection: DC Down (dir by Geoff Meed)


In 2023’s DC Down, Washington D.C. is hit by an earthquake!

It’s a 6.3 on the Richter scale, which means the aftershocks are going to be even worse.  The Washington Monument now has a big crack on it.  The Potomac is threatening to flood the city.  And even worse, both the President (Sean Young) and the Vice President are trapped underneath a bunch of White House rubble.  (Fortunately, the main White House is still standing and actually looks remarkably sturdy.  The President and the Vice President were touring a new wing of the White House that was under construction.)

General Harris (Terry Woodbury) is determined to head up efforts to dig up the chief executive and hopefully find either her or the Vice President alive.  However, Speaker of the House Terry Wilder (Eric Roberts) has other ideas.  First, Wilder invokes the 25th Amendment and takes over as temporary President.  Then he suggests that a militia group be brought in to search through the rubble and rescue the president.  General Harris thinks that’s an odd idea but, in the end, he goes with it.  Needless to say, Wilder does not have the president’s best interests at heart.  For him, this earthquake is the perfect opportunity to take over.  He orders the head of the militia to kill the president when she is found.  Can Wilder be stopped?

(For that matter, do we want to stop Wilder?  Eric Roberts seems like he would be a much more entertaining president that Sean Young.)

D.C. Down is another Asylum mockbuster, the type that I used to love to watch on the SyFy network.  It’s cheap and it’s ridiculous and it’s self-aware enough to be entertaining despite all of that.  You have to appreciate any film that can not only work in an earthquake and a flood but also a political coup.  Add to that, Eric Roberts actually gets a few more scenes than usual in this film.  I have to admit that I laughed out loud when he first appeared, casually walking up to the ruins of the White House extension as if it was just another day in the nation’s capitol.  But, again, that’s a part of the charm of DIY, almost-punk rock charm of the Asylum and their mockbusters.  They defy the conventional definitions of good and bad and they create a unique cinematic world all their own, in this case a world where both Sean Young and Eric Roberts can be President over the course of a day.  Good for the Asylum!  I hope they never stop making movies.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Runaway Train (1985)
  3. Blood Red (1989)
  4. The Ambulance (1990)
  5. The Lost Capone (1990)
  6. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  7. Voyage (1993)
  8. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  9. Sensation (1994)
  10. Dark Angel (1996)
  11. Doctor Who (1996)
  12. Most Wanted (1997)
  13. Mercy Streets (2000)
  14. Raptor (2001)
  15. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  16. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  17. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  18. Hey You (2006)
  19. Amazing Racer (2009)
  20. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  21. Bed & Breakfast (2010)
  22. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  23. The Expendables (2010) 
  24. Sharktopus (2010)
  25. Beyond The Trophy (2012)
  26. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  27. Deadline (2012)
  28. The Mark (2012)
  29. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  30. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  31. Lovelace (2013)
  32. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  33. Self-Storage (2013)
  34. A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
  35. This Is Our Time (2013)
  36. Inherent Vice (2014)
  37. Road to the Open (2014)
  38. Rumors of War (2014)
  39. Amityville Death House (2015)
  40. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  41. Las Vegas Story (2015)
  42. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  43. Enemy Within (2016)
  44. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  45. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  46. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  47. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  48. Dark Image (2017)
  49. Black Wake (2018)
  50. Frank and Ava (2018)
  51. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  52. Clinton Island (2019)
  53. Monster Island (2019)
  54. The Reliant (2019)
  55. The Savant (2019)
  56. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  57. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  58. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  59. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  60. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  61. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  62. Top Gunner (2020)
  63. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  64. The Elevator (2021)
  65. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  66. Killer Advice (2021)
  67. Night Night (2021)
  68. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  69. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  70. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  71. Bleach (2022)
  72. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  73. Aftermath (2024)
  74. Devil’s Knight (2024)
  75. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)
  76. When It Rains In L.A. (2025

The Eric Roberts Collection: The Rebels of PT-218 (dir by Nick Lyon)


The 2021 film, The Rebels of PT-218, takes place in 1943.

At the height of World War II, the Allies are on the verge of invading Italy and moving into Europe.  General Omar Bradley (played by William Baldwin, who looks like Alec but sounds like Stephen) orders the SS Lawton, a small torpedo boat to help secure the port of Solano.  It won’t be easy.  The Atlantic Ocean is full of German U-boats and the Lawton is built to move cargo, not fight battles.  But the Lawton is still the most powerful boat in the area and General Bradley believes in the abilities of the Lawton’s commander, Lt. William Snow (Eric Roberts).

However, Snow is eager to get into combat and defeat the Germans.  In fact, he’s so gung ho to fight that some of Bradley’s assistants feel that Lt. Snow’s judgment can’t be trusted.  Commander Barnes (Noah Blake) tells Ensign Kenneth Ford (Geoff Meed) to keep an eye on Snow and do everything he can to keep Lt. Snow on track.

The men of the SS Lawton, meanwhile, just want to man the guns, launch the torpedoes, and stop the Germans.  They’re from all over the United States but they’ll be familiar to anyone who has ever seen a war film.  Some of them are naive.  Some of them are cocky and streetwise.  One of them is played by Danny Trejo!  Trejo plays Cookie, a former gunner turned cook.  He delights in serving chorizos for dinner.  Cookie has a mustache and a pony tail, which definitely do not feel like they would be within Navy regulations.  After Cookie is wounded in action, a crewman tosses Cookie a machete and Trejo smiles like a man who has waited his entire life for that exact moment.

Historical accuracy?  Who needs historical accuracy when you’ve got Danny Trejo and Eric Roberts in the same movie?  Obviously, both Roberts and Trejo are a bit too old for their roles.  Cookie would have probably retired from the Navy long before the bombing of Pearl Harbor.  As for Roberts, one has to worry about any officer who is clearly in his 70s and still hasn’t achieved a rank higher than lieutenant.  When Snow expresses his ambition to be promoted, you have to wonder if he’s hoping to be the world’s oldest admiral.

This film is an attempt to do an epic war story on a budget and it doesn’t quite work.  One never feels that any of the characters are waking up everyday with the knowledge that this could be the day that they die.  The ship and all of the characters are remarkably clean and fresh-faced throughout the film, with none of the grime nor grit that would have given the story a realistic edge.  That said, Danny Trejo gets a few good lines and it’s always fun to watch Eric Roberts play an authority figure.  In the end, the important thing is that America won.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  12. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  13. Hey You (2006)
  14. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  15. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  16. The Expendables (2010) 
  17. Sharktopus (2010)
  18. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  19. Deadline (2012)
  20. The Mark (2012)
  21. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  22. Lovelace (2013)
  23. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  24. Self-Storage (2013)
  25. This Is Our Time (2013)
  26. Inherent Vice (2014)
  27. Road to the Open (2014)
  28. Rumors of War (2014)
  29. Amityville Death House (2015)
  30. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  31. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  32. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  33. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  34. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  35. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  36. Dark Image (2017)
  37. Black Wake (2018)
  38. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  39. Clinton Island (2019)
  40. Monster Island (2019)
  41. The Savant (2019)
  42. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  43. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  44. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  45. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  46. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  47. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  48. Top Gunner (2020)
  49. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  50. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  51. Killer Advice (2021)
  52. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  53. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  54. Bleach (2022)
  55. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  56. Aftermath (2024)

Quickie Review: Fast Five (dir. by Justin Lin)


It would seem that the summer blockbuster film season starts earlier and earlier with each passing year. It used to be that the film which premiered during the Memorial Day weekend was the one which began the season, but now films which come out first weekend of May get to have that honor. Then 2011 decides to change things up and herald the summer blockbuster season not in May but the last weekend of April. The film which gets to do the honor this year looks to be Justin Lin’s fun and very action-packed fourth sequel to the undying street-racing franchise which began with 2001’s The Fast and The Furious. This fifth entry in the franchise was simply titled, Fast Five.

The series had always been about the world of illegal street-racing whether it was set in Los Angeles, Miami or Tokyo. There was always that aspect of the story which tied all four previous films together. It would have skilled, beautiful women who followed the scene and, of course, the fast cars themselves. Things began to change a bit with the fourth film, Fast and Furious, as the street racing became not the main focal point of the story but just an aspect of it. The franchise began to take on an action-thriller role. While it was good to see changes to the franchise that began to get stale that fourth film didn’t pull off the necessary changes as well as it should’ve. It would seem that Justin Lin was just testing the waters and finally got what he wanted with Fast Five.

This latest film in the franchise barely has any street-racing in the film. There’s a short sequence 2/3’s of the way in and Lin also inserts a couple of obligatory slo-mo scenes of street-racers gathering to show-off their rides and women, but Fast Five is more of a caper film than a street-racing one. It actually owes a lot more to the Ocean’s 11 films than anything else. We have returning character in Vin Diesel’s Dominic Torreto and his sister Mia (played by the radiant Jordana Brewster). Paul Walker as his erstwhile ally Brian O’Conner returns as well. It’s these three who anchor the heist team which would include returning characters from the previous four films. There’s the hothead Vince (Matt Schulze) from the first film. Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) and Tej Parker (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) come in from the second film. Sung Kang’s character Han from the third film appears so does Gisele, Tego and Rico from the fourth film. These returning character make-up what I would only call as Torreto’s Ten.

Fast Five begins just as the previous film ended as O’Conner and Mia break Dom out of the prison bus taking him to prison. From there the film moves to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil where these three fugitives take on a job to earn themselves some money only to realize that they’ve inadvertently gone to work for Reyes, Rio’s most powerful crimelord (Joaquim de Almeida), who now has his sights on Dom’s crew. Not to make Dom’s life any easier is a Federal Task Force sent in to take him back to the U.S. in the form of Hobbs (played by Dwayne Johnson) and his elite team of agents. Dom and his crew will now have to escape not just Reyes and his thugs but Hobbs and his men. It’s the plan to do just both that make up most of the film’s story.

Justin Lin does a great job in not just explaining the details of the heist beforehand, but he does so without getting the film into too much of an expository exercise. He shows just as much as tell the job Torreto’s Ten must pull off if they’re to ever win their freedom. It’s the set-up to the heist and the execution of it which tie-in all the many, well-staged action sequences the film has. While street-racing has been relegated to just obligatory short scenes this film doesn’t lack for exciting carmeggedon and mayhem. From the prison bus escape to begin the film to the daring train robbery which follows it right down to the bank vault heist which takes up the last 10-15 minutes of the film. That sequence alone makes this film worth seeing as we see a 10-ton bank vault being hauled at high-speed through the streets of downtown Rio. Buildings get totaled and cars get tossed and smashed like tinker toys. Yet, as the PG-13 rating would point out we don’t know or see if anyone actually dies.

It’s that rating which keeps this film from ever joining the exploitation and grindhouse pedigree of such car mayhem films as Vanishing Point, Two-Lane Blacktop and Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry. But despite the limitations a PG-13 rating puts on Justin Lin’s Fast Five the film ends up becoming a very fun and exhilirating action-heist film that gives some new life to a franchise that was down to fumes. It helped that we get some good performances from most of the leads (Paul Walker still can’t do anything outside of performing as a surfer from California). It was also the addition of Dwayne Johnson as Federal Super-Agent Luke Hobbs which gives the film some of it’s fun. Johnson was able to match Diesel’s Dominic Torreto for the title of most badass in the film. In fact, the fight between the two was one of the highlights of the film (even though I still think Johnson probably would kick Diesel’s ass 100 out of 100 times).

Fast Five doesn’t disappoint and more than earns the honor of starting up 2011’s summer blockbuster season. Justin Lin has delivered a film in this franchise which stands out from the rest and more than likely reboots the series from a street-racing one and into just a plain old action series. His work in this film and how he handled the action also adds some credence and justification in him being given the next film in the Terminator franchise. He may just be the one to bring back some life into that dying franchise. So, strap on the seat belt and grab onto to something because Fast Five may just be one of the few films this summer that delivered on everything it promises in terms of action and fun.