Horror Book Review: Night Shift (by Stephen King)


“Some fears are not of ghosts or demons but of loss, regret, and the quiet mistakes that haunt us long after the night has ended.”

Stephen King’s Night Shift is a fascinating look at the beginnings of one of the most prolific horror writers of our time. Many of these 20 stories first appeared in men’s magazines like CavalierPenthouse, and Gallery, where King started building his reputation from the ground up. This collection offers a wide range of horror—from supernatural thrills to deeply emotional tales—crafted with a realism that makes the scares hit harder. The book naturally moves from more traditional horror into stories that shine a light on human fears and regrets.

Although the collection opens with “Jerusalem’s Lot,” a story about haunted history, one of the more striking horror tales is “The Mangler.” It tells of a demon-possessed industrial laundry machine that becomes a deadly force. King’s detailed storytelling turns familiar machinery into something terrifying, driving the suspense from beginning to end.

“Sometimes They Come Back” takes a more emotional route. It centers on a man who is haunted by the death of his brother, with ghostly bullies from his past making a frightening return. This story blends the supernatural with raw grief, showing that some wounds never fully heal.

“The Last Rung on the Ladder” provides a quiet but powerful punch. It reflects on childhood, family, and the pain that comes with lost chances. This tale stands out by demonstrating King’s skill in generating a deep sense of dread through emotional weight rather than monsters.

In “One for the Road,” the tension ratchets up with a story set during a harsh snowstorm near a vampire-infested Maine town. The narrative grips you with its chilling atmosphere, isolation, and fight for survival. Notably, this story acts as a postscript to King’s novel Salem’s Lot, offering an eerie glimpse into what happens long after the main events, expanding that dark world in a satisfying way.

“Strawberry Spring” unspools slowly like creeping fog. Set on a college campus haunted by a serial killer, the story uses an unreliable narrator and a murky atmosphere to create a sense of growing paranoia and confusion.

Finally, “I Know What You Need” explores obsession cloaked in supernatural mystery. A college student experiences an unsettling friendship that appears to improve his life, but underlying this is a dark manipulation. King carefully builds this eerie tale with layers of tension and reveals the dangerous side of desire.

What makes these tales work so well together is King’s ability to vary tone and pace while grounding the stories with believable characters and locations. The rapid heartbeat of “The Mangler” contrasts with the quiet heartbreak of “The Last Rung on the Ladder.” The claustrophobic fear in “One for the Road” stands alongside the fog-thickened dread of “Strawberry Spring,” and the slow-burning menace in “I Know What You Need” rounds out the mood spectrum.

More than just scary stories, Night Shift taps into fears we all recognize: loss, guilt, loneliness, and obsession. King layers excitement with emotional truths, creating stories that stick with you. These fears aren’t just the stuff of monsters—they’re very real and human.

The order of the stories themselves feels intentional—starting with classic supernatural spins like “Jerusalem’s Lot,” and moving toward more internal, emotional terrors in stories like “Sometimes They Come Back” and “The Last Rung on the Ladder.” Some stories also ground horror in real-life struggles, like dangerous, grueling jobs in “Graveyard Shift” and “The Mangler,” where the horror is as much about the setting as the supernatural.

A lot of these stories have found their way to the screen, but while the films are entertaining, most take only loose inspiration from the originals and often don’t capture the full power of the tales. This disconnect doesn’t lessen the strength or impact of King’s writing, which remains impressive and affecting.

Ultimately, Night Shift is a journey through many forms of fear—from sharp shocks to slow-building unease—and its stories feel personal and alive. Whether it’s an industrial machine come to life, ghostly revenge, or a vampire town trapped in eternal winter, King’s tales connect with readers on multiple levels.

If you want horror that thrills but also hits close to home, Night Shift is a brilliant starting place. These stories show early signs of why King remains a master: he discovers monsters not just in the shadows, but woven into the fabric of everyday life. Sometimes, those are the ones that scare us the most.

Horror Comics Review: Evil Ernie


Evil Ernie’s legacy began with two key comic series that deeply shaped his character and cemented his place in horror comic history. Firstly, the original Evil Ernie mini-series, published in 1991 by Eternity Comics, introduced readers to Ernest Fairchild—a tortured, telepathic boy whose severe abuse and trauma spiraled into the transformation that birthed Evil Ernie. This five-issue series laid the foundation for the character’s dark mythology, blending psychological horror with supernatural violence and heavy metal influences. Here, Ernie’s pact with Lady Death and the introduction of his iconic “Smiley” button set the tone for his psychotically violent crusade against humanity, portraying him as a vengeful, undead antihero fueled by rage and heartbreak.

Following the original run, the Chaos! Comics imprint expanded on Ernie’s mythos with significant titles like Evil Ernie: Resurrection and Youth Gone Wild. These series pushed the narrative further into apocalyptic territory, showcasing Ernie’s increasing power, his undead army, and the world-spanning consequences of his rampage. Resurrection delved into Ernie’s return from death with amplified powers, setting the stage for his global campaign of destruction. Youth Gone Wild, evokes the rebellious spirit captured both visually and thematically, tying Ernie’s anger and chaos to a larger cultural moment reflective of 1990s heavy metal and punk ethos.

Crucially, the role of Lady Death in these series cannot be overstated. Initially a spectral figure who offers Ernie the love and acceptance he craves in exchange for his violent pledge, Lady Death evolved into the defining character of the Chaos! Comics universe. Her complex origins as the mortal Hope, betrayed and transformed into the queen of Hell, give the stories emotional depth and mythic resonance. Her “bad girl” gothic aesthetic and tragic backstory resonated powerfully with fans, propelling her to overshadow even Ernie himself in popularity and cultural impact.

Evil Ernie’s narrative and character design were heavily influenced by the prevailing heavy metal and splatter punk subcultures of the time. His wild hair, leather attire, and violent, nihilistic persona echoed the sonic aggression and rebellious imagery of bands like Slayer and Overkill, who also explored themes of alienation, death, and wrath. This cultural synergy imbued the comics with an authenticity that attracted a dedicated fanbase attuned to these genres. The explicit violence and body horror scenes showcased the splatter punk influence, pushing boundaries in graphic storytelling to depict raw, unapologetic gore that underscored Ernie’s tragic antiheroism.

The Evil Ernie series was more than just a comic about zombies and destruction; it was a cultural artifact infused with the angst, aggression, and rebellion of ‘90s youth subcultures. It forged a new path in horror comics by blending psychological trauma, supernatural terror, and social outcast narratives while crafting a mythos that was both cosmic and personal. The enduring popularity of Ernie, alongside characters like Lady Death and Purgatori, validated Brian Pulido’s vision and solidified a franchise that remains influential in horror and dark fantasy comics.

In summary, the original Evil Ernie mini-series set the brutal, tragic tone that defines the character, while subsequent series like Resurrection and Youth Gone Wild expanded his mythic scope, fueled by a unique fusion of horror, metal, and punk. Lady Death’s rise within these narratives added emotional complexity and gothic grandeur that enriched the universe Pulido created, creating a layered, compelling world that still captivates cult fans today. Together, these series and characters have left an indelible mark on horror comics, affirming the powerful cultural interplay between music, graphic storytelling, and dark fantasy.

Horror Book Review: The Cipher (by Kathe Koja)


Kathe Koja’s The Cipher stands as a landmark achievement in splatterpunk and psychological horror, noted for its unapologetic dive into existential dread, fragmented narrative, and raw emotional landscape. Its reputation as a genre-defining work is well-earned, yet it also represents a demanding reading experience that diverges sharply from more traditional horror novels. For readers looking for straightforward thrills or clear-cut storytelling, Koja’s novel may feel opaque or even impenetrable. However, for those willing to engage deeply, The Cipher offers a poetic and unsettling exploration of alienation, obsession, and the unknowable.

At the heart of the novel’s challenge is Koja’s distinctive writing style. Eschewing conventional chapter structures or linear storytelling, The Cipher operates as an immersive psychological tapestry woven through the fragmented consciousness of its protagonist, Nicholas. The prose flows in long, often unruly sentences filled with impressionistic and surreal imagery that echo Nicholas’s damaged, chaotic inner world. His thoughts, memories, and anxieties drift in and out of focus, making the narrative feel like a fever dream or an inside-out nightmare. For readers new to literary horror or those more comfortable with clear plots and defined characters, this style can seem alienating and difficult to parse. The book frequently moves between blurred timelines, hallucinations, and raw emotional bursts, challenging the reader to accept ambiguity and psychological discomfort rather than easy narrative anchors.

The story revolves around Nicholas and Nakota, a dysfunctional and toxic couple trapped in a bleak urban environment that acts almost as a third character. This grim unnamed city, reminiscent of the American Rust Belt in decay during the early 1990s, exudes a cold, oppressive atmosphere that mirrors the emotional desolation of its residents. The setting’s grime and desolation bolster the novel’s themes of hopelessness and fragmentation, with Koja’s spare prose turning every scene into a sensory experience of discomfort and decay.

Central to the plot—and the horror—is the discovery of the Funhole, a mysterious and unnaturally black void located in a storage room of the apartment building. Hardly celebrated for whimsy, the Funhole is a locus of enigmatic and malevolent power that both fascinates and consumes. Nicholas and Nakota’s experiments with the Funhole—dropping insects, animals, and eventually cameras—reveal its capacity to distort and corrupt physical reality in grotesque ways, leading to disturbing mutations and aberrations. However, the real horror lies not just in these transformations but in the obsessive pull the Funhole exerts on the characters, particularly Nakota’s increasingly toxic fixation and Nicholas’s reluctant fascination.

Rather than relying on external action or traditional plot progression, The Cipher roots its terror in the psychological and emotional unraveling of its characters. The story is less about what happens and more about how it feels to fall apart in the face of an unknowable force. The degradation of Nicholas and Nakota’s relationship—marked by manipulation, dependency, and alienation—is the emotional thread binding the novel’s narrative chaos. This internal focus demands patience and a willingness to sit with discomfort from the reader; those unaccustomed to introspective or experimental fiction might find the experience frustrating or exhausting.

Overlaying all this is a strong vein of cosmic horror. The Funhole is presented as an unknowable abyss, an entity without explanation, echoing the eldritch voids found in the works of Lovecraft, Blackwood, and Machen. It refuses to comply with human curiosity or understanding, warping reality and identity in ways that defy definition. Unlike classic monster tales, the horror here is existential and diffuse, manifesting as a dark reflection of humanity’s inability to grasp the true nature of the universe or even themselves. In this respect, Koja’s work is a meditation on obsession and transformation, where the boundary between cosmic indifference and personal disintegration disappears.

While The Cipher has been celebrated for its ambition and literary risks, it offers little reprieve in terms of character likability or narrative closure. The protagonists are deeply flawed, often unlikable people caught in spirals of self-destruction. The novel’s resolution is ambiguous and bleak, leaving the audience with more questions than answers, emphasizing themes of loss, transformation, and the unknowable. It challenges standard genre expectations and eschews easy emotional satisfaction, positioning itself as a novel that unsettles rather than comforts.

Readers familiar with the edgier corners of horror fiction—fans of Clive Barker’s visceral fantasies or Poppy Z. Brite’s explorations of identity and desire—will find much to admire in Koja’s approach. The novel’s body horror is not gratuitous but symbolic, a metaphysical cracked mirror reflecting profound anxieties about embodiment, control, and alienation. Its grim realism and morally complex characters resonate alongside challenging literary experiments such as Fight Club and House of Leaves, where mental and existential crises are front and center.

In sum, Kathe Koja’s The Cipher stands as a bold, uncompromising exploration of despair, obsession, and cosmic terror wrapped in a chaotic, poetic narrative. It demands engagement on a deep level, rewarding readers with a unique experience that expands the scope of horror fiction. This is a novel best suited for those who prize atmosphere, psychological depth, and existential questioning over conventional scares or plot-driven horror. While it may prove inaccessible or taxing for some, for others it offers a transformative journey into the dark, tangled spaces of the mind and the universe—an unsettling masterpiece that lingers long after the final page is turned.

Horror Book Review: Off Season (by Jack Ketchum)


“Man is the cruelest animal.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

Jack Ketchum’s Off Season wasn’t my first venture into extreme horror, but it was an important stop along the way in my continuing exploration of splatterpunk—those raw, confrontational horror stories that don’t flinch from showing you every grisly detail. I’d already spent time in the grand guignol worlds of Edward Lee, Richard Laymon, Poppy Z. Brite, and Brian Keene, and I thought I’d built up a decent resistance to the genre’s more intense offerings. Then I opened Off Season, and within a few chapters, I realized this was going to hit differently. It’s less a fun horror romp and more of an ordeal—one that leaves you feeling like you’ve just crawled out the other side of something vicious, primal, and deeply unsettling.

Ketchum builds his novel around the infamous legend of the Sawney Beane clan—a family of cannibals who, according to folklore, hunted travelers along the Scottish coast in the 15th century. He strips that story out of its historical setting and drops it into the rocky, isolated coast of Maine, replacing the medieval backdrop with an environment that still feels dangerous and untamed. The setup is simple enough: a group of friends from New York rent a secluded cabin, expecting a peaceful getaway, and instead find themselves hunted by a clan that’s every bit as savage as their legendary counterparts. There’s a vibe here that’s partly Romero zombie survival horror, partly John Carpenter claustrophobic menace, but the big difference is that these villains aren’t supernatural—they’re unsettlingly human, real in their hunger and their primal needs. They do what they do because it sustains them, and somehow that makes them worse than any ghost or monster.

While Wes Craven’s The Hills Have Eyes mined similar ground with a more stylized, exploitation-film aesthetic, Ketchum’s take leans hard into plausibility. His cannibal clan feels like a natural, if disturbing, product of generations of isolation and inbreeding, kept alive through hunting, killing, and eating whoever wanders too close. That realism is what makes the violence hit so hard. Ketchum describes their assaults on Carla, her sister Marjie, and their companions with an unapologetically matter-of-fact tone—no flourish, no dramatics. The worst moments aren’t always the attacks themselves, but what he shows inside the clan’s cave home. Kids scamper across jagged stone like feral animals, gnawing meat straight off the bone. Adults pair up in incestuous “unions” meant only to keep the bloodline going. It’s both grotesque and disturbingly believable.

That refusal to hold anything back is part of why Off Season has been linked to splatterpunk, the horror subgenre that gained fame (and infamy) for pushing gore, moral transgression, and human depravity to the forefront. Some critics wrote it off as “horror pornography,” too focused on shock value, but fans saw it differently. In Ketchum’s hands, it’s not about gore for gore’s sake—it’s about stripping away all the comfort zones and exposing something ugly yet honest. When you finish one of these novels, you’re not left thinking “That would never happen.” You’re left thinking “That could happen. Under the wrong circumstances, that would happen.”

One of Ketchum’s storytelling choices is speed. The pacing is fast—there’s just enough time to understand who the characters are before the horror crashes down. That keeps tension high but also means the victims aren’t deeply fleshed out. They’re more representative than personal, standing in for civilization as a whole rather than pulling us into their emotional worlds. You don’t get many chances to connect with them deeply. Instead, you watch them transform from vacationers into survivors, and in some cases, those survivors become something just as savage as the people hunting them.

That shift happens in the second half, when the remaining characters fight back. The counterattack is satisfying in its own crude way, but Ketchum never dresses it up as righteous victory. The brutality of revenge feels just as ugly and unrelenting as the initial assault. By the end, what’s been preserved isn’t humanity—it’s just the body count in favor of the people we started with. The survivors get out, but they’re not unchanged. It’s not the kind of ending that makes you breathe a sigh of relief. More like an exhale that admits, “We made it, but look at what it cost.”

When Off Season first came out in 1980, it caused an immediate stir. Its content was so graphic that some bookstores wouldn’t carry it, and an edited version had to be released to calm the outrage. Years later, Ketchum went back and put out the uncut edition, restoring everything that had been stripped away. Reading that version today is reading the novel as he intended—nothing softened, nothing taken off the table. And in the world of extreme horror, that kind of authenticity is prized. It’s part of what’s given Off Season its staying power; it’s not just a book, it’s a dare.


Underneath all the blood and carnage is a question that sticks with you: If people were cut off from society long enough—if they lost the rules, the moral codes, the comforts—how far would they regress? Ketchum’s cannibals don’t feel like the spawn of evil forces. They feel like us, just pushed far enough in the wrong direction. Their behavior doesn’t come from cruelty for cruelty’s sake. It comes from basic survival drives—hunger, reproduction, and dominance. That’s why they’re such unnerving villains. They’re an evolutionary throwback you can imagine existing somewhere out there, beyond the maps, waiting for someone else to wander too close.


Finishing Off Season doesn’t give you that neat sense of closure other horror stories sometimes aim for. It doesn’t even give you release. It leaves you worn down, a little grimy, and maybe even unsettled in ways you didn’t expect. That’s the difference between horror built on supernatural scares and horror built on human brutality. The latter lingers; it’s harder to shake because you can’t make it go away just by telling yourself, “It’s only fiction.” With Ketchum, you’re never entirely sure.


As far as splatterpunk milestones go, Off Season earns its reputation. It’s both a challenge and a gut-punch—the sort of book that reminds you horror can still be dangerous. It’s not for every reader—if you’re expecting subtle ghost stories or stylish monster tales, you won’t find them here. What you’ll find instead is a grim, fast-paced nightmare about people who’ve let go of everything we’d call human and replaced it with something primal, something real in their hunger and their primal needs. And in the end, that may be the most disturbing thing about them—they’re not from another world. They’re from ours.

Horror Book Review: Wet Work (by Philip Nutman)


“Wet work” – intelligence community slang for covert operations involving assassination or killing, named for the ‘wet’ bloodshed such missions entail.

Philip Nutman isn’t a name most readers recognize outside of hardcore horror and zombie fiction circles, but within those communities, he’s remembered as an accomplished writer and journalist who carved out a unique space in the genre. For most of his career, Nutman worked as a freelance media journalist and film critic, contributing to magazines like Fangoria and Cinefantastique, where he covered the darker corners of cinema. As a fiction writer, he didn’t produce much in the way of novels, but the one he did publish—Wet Work (1993)—earned him lasting respect among fans who prefer their horror mixed with high-stakes action and cynical political undertones.

Wet Work began as a short story published in George A. Romero and John Skipp’s 1989 anthology Book of the Dead, a milestone collection that helped define zombie fiction as something literary rather than purely pulp. Even within that assembly of strong voices, Nutman’s story stood out for combining government espionage with apocalyptic horror. Expanding it into a full novel only amplified those elements, turning what had been a grim short tale into something closer to an action-horror epic with splatterpunk guts and a spy thriller’s pacing.

The novel opens with CIA operative Dominic Corvino, a member of an elite black-ops unit called Spiral, barely surviving a mission gone wrong in Panama City. From the start, Nutman gives the story a sense of distrust and paranoia—Corvino believes his team was deliberately sabotaged, their deaths engineered by someone inside the CIA. It’s an opening that reads more like a Cold War spy novel than a zombie tale, and that mix of tones is part of what makes Wet Work work so well. Nutman uses what he likely learned as a journalist—his knack for detail, the sense of how bureaucracies function (or fail to)—to give the early chapters an almost procedural authenticity. There’s a lived-in realism to the military and intelligence backdrop that keeps even the most outrageous elements of the story grounded.

Then comes the moment that shifts Wet Work from gritty reality into nightmarish surrealism. As the CIA plotline unfolds, a cosmic event takes place: the comet Saracen passes dangerously close to Earth and leaves behind some kind of invisible residue. It’s never fully explained whether it’s chemical, biological, or something beyond understanding, but its aftereffects begin to change life on the planet. Nutman uses the comet not just as a plot trigger but as a symbol of inevitability—a reminder that humankind’s end won’t always come from weapons or war, but sometimes from something as impersonal as celestial dust. It’s a bit of cosmic horror filtered through the lens of political and societal collapse, an end-of-days scenario that feels both mythic and strangely plausible.

Meanwhile, in Washington D.C., police officer Nick Packard becomes the reader’s main point of connection to the chaos on the ground. Packard starts the day leading a routine shift through the usual headaches of the city, but things unravel fast once Saracen’s effects take hold. Strange attacks start flooding police dispatch, cases of violence erupting in ways no one can explain, and what seem like random acts of brutality turn out to be part of something much larger. The city descends into panic as the dead begin returning to life. Nutman describes this breakdown with a sense of escalating dread that feels almost journalistic—each detail adds up, each scene observed as though through the eyes of someone trying to make sense of something senseless.

The zombies themselves are mostly what readers might expect from stories inspired by George A. Romero: slow-moving, decomposing, and relentless. But Nutman complicates things by hinting that not all of the reanimated are mindless. Some seem to retain fragments of human cunning or memory, enough to make them unpredictable and far more dangerous. This small twist gives the book a chilling edge, making it clear that intelligence doesn’t necessarily counteract monstrosity—it might even make it worse.

Corvino’s section of the novel runs parallel to Packard’s and serves as the darker, more psychological side of the story. He becomes consumed by his mission to find out who betrayed his team in Panama and make them pay. Physically, he’s battered and near his limits, operating in a world that no longer follows the rules of logic or hierarchy. Mentally, he’s trapped between loyalty, fury, and isolation—an operative trained for controlled violence now facing chaos that no training can manage. Nutman writes Corvino as a man unraveling in sync with the world around him. His search for answers feels less like a mission and more like an obsession, a desperate grasp at clarity in a world that’s literally stopped making sense.

Packard’s story, by contrast, brings everything down to a more personal survival narrative. As the crisis worsens, his only goal becomes reaching his wife, stranded in their suburban home outside the city. His journey across a collapsing Washington D.C. is one of the novel’s strongest threads, combining small moments of human connection with scenes of escalating horror. Through him, the reader gets a street-level view of societal breakdown—communications dying, infrastructure collapsing, and people reacting in unpredictable, often violent ways. What makes Packard’s arc compelling is its simplicity; amid government conspiracies and cosmic cataclysms, his is just a story about trying to save someone he loves.

Eventually, Corvino’s and Packard’s paths intersect, and both men come face to face with what’s left of the government. By this stage, authority itself has become just another form of predation. The people who once held power have adapted frighteningly well to the new world, shedding morality and decency like dead skin. Nutman doesn’t paint them as comic-book villains but as survivors whose ethics erode one decision at a time. In typical splatterpunk fashion, the line between humanity and monstrosity blurs completely.

Nutman’s writing in Wet Work is graphic, fast-moving, and unflinching. His descriptions of violence and gore are vivid without slipping into parody, and even when the pacing turns frenetic, it matches the story’s collapse into total madness. Where he stumbles is in a few awkward moments of dialogue and some stilted attempts at sexuality—scenes that read more forced than provocative. But those missteps never fully pull the story off course. If anything, they serve as reminders that Nutman, for all his journalistic precision, was still finding his rhythm in long-format storytelling.

The novel embodies everything bold about early 1990s horror fiction: big ideas, unrestrained violence, and a willingness to splice genres that didn’t normally coexist. Wet Work could just as easily sit beside Dawn of the Dead as it could a paranoid spy novel from the 1980s. Nutman understood that the systems people depend on—government, military, media—are fragile constructs that crumble the second survival becomes personal. That realism, drawn from his background in journalism, grounds the chaos he unleashes. Even at its most supernatural, Wet Work feels uncomfortably plausible because its human failures ring true.

After Wet Work, Nutman shifted back toward shorter forms, writing comics, novellas, and media journalism rather than more novels. In hindsight, that makes his one major book feel all the more significant. It’s the place where all his skills—his eye for detail, his fascination with moral gray areas, and his love of horror excess—come together.

For zombie fiction fans, Wet Work remains a hidden gem worth revisiting. It’s not just a gore-fest or survival tale but a demonstration of how horror doesn’t need to stay confined within its own walls. Nutman showed that the genre can bleed into others—melding espionage, political thriller, and cosmic dread into something distinct and alive. In a field that sometimes plays it safe, Wet Work reminds readers that horror thrives on experimentation, that it’s strongest when it’s hybridized and unpredictable. With Nutman’s death in 2013, any chance of seeing another full-length novel from him is gone, but what remains is proof that horror, when unafraid to evolve, can be far more than blood and fear—it can be reinvention itself.

Horror Book Review: ‘Salem’s Lot (by Stephen King)


“Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”
—Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

Stephen King’s Salem’s Lot opens with an unsettling and bold narrative choice. Instead of introducing the main characters or setting a conventional stage, the novel begins by showing two nameless figures—an older man and a younger companion, burdened by events already passed. These itinerants are fleeing a terrible evil, seeking refuge in a small Mexican village, suffused with mystery and dread. This brief but cryptic prologue hooks the reader immediately with a pervasive sense of unease and unanswered questions: who are these men, and what horror haunts them so far from home?

This unsettling beginning is not only risky but masterful. King, in just his second published novel, chooses to forgo straightforward exposition and instead promises that the narrative will move backward, retracing the dark events that led to this moment of flight and loss. The prologue casts a shadow into the past, preparing readers for a story where the darkness is already present and will only deepen.

Rewinding, the narrative places us in the small New England town of Jerusalem’s Lot—known to its inhabitants simply as “The Lot”—a quintessential small town in 1970s Maine. Here, Ben Mears, a novelist haunted by childhood trauma centered on the forbidding Marsten House, returns home with the intention of writing about the old mansion. The Marsten House is not just a setting; it is a malignant presence perched over the town like an ominous sentinel. Ben’s youth intrudes everywhere in his memory of that house—a place where something unknowable once touched him—and now, as an adult, he confronts both that past and the house again, its shadow casting unease over the town.

Ben isn’t the only arrival. Richard Straker sets up an antique shop, accompanied by his rarely seen partner, Kurt Barlow—an inscrutable figure whose very mention deepens the novel’s pervasive tension. King reveals Barlow’s presence slowly and indirectly, heightening the atmosphere without immediate confrontation.

King excels at immersing readers in the rhythms of small-town life. Through detailed observation of everyday routines, gossip, and personalities, he crafts a believable, textured community. Each townsperson—whether skeptical official, gossip-prone neighbor, child, or elder—is vividly realized, not as a simple archetype but as a living, breathing individual. Yet beneath this surface of normalcy lurks a pervasive darkness: secrets, resentments, and moral frailties accumulate like hidden mildew in the town’s corners.

In this, Salem’s Lot evokes the spirit of Peyton Place, the classic fictional small town where scandal and hypocrisy fester beneath neighborly facades. King’s Jerusalem’s Lot feels like a much darker cousin—a town where those faults and hidden sins once fodder for gossip become the very soil from which real, supernatural evil springs. While Peyton Place explored human failings within social dynamics, Salem’s Lot reveals how those failings create openings for Kurt Barlow’s vampiric menace. The town’s insularity, mistrust of outsiders, and collective denial become liabilities dooming it—not just morally, but existentially.

At the heart of this encroaching nightmare stands the Marsten House, a building elevated beyond mere backdrop into a living entity. Like Shirley Jackson’s Hill House, Richard Matheson’s Belasco House in Hell House, and King’s own later Overlook Hotel, the Marsten House is steeped in decades of violence and evil. Its walls seem to soak up past horrors; its windows serve as more than architectural features—they are eyes into the house’s dark soul. This physical presence is sinister and predatory, complicit in the nightmarish events it enables. To enter the house is to step into something corrupt and breathing, an organism as alive and malign as the vampire it conceals.

What makes Salem’s Lot especially powerful is how King integrates the supernatural into the texture of daily life. The fantastical elements do not feel imposed or alien but grow organically from the social dynamics, habits, and vulnerabilities of this small town. The horror is inevitable precisely because it grows from recognizable human weaknesses and communal blind spots. This fluid blending invites readers to experience terror as an intimate shattering of the ordinary, a disruption of the familiar.

Relationships anchor the emotional core of the narrative. Ben’s romance with Susan Norton, the steady wisdom of Matt Burke, the youthful courage of Mark Petrie—their humanity keeps the terror grounded and poignant. As vampirism spreads, these bonds are tested and shattered. Community, which once defined the town’s identity, fractures under suspicion and fear. Friends become threats; homes become prisons.

The looming Marsten House is a perfect emblem of this dual threat: a predator perched within the community itself. As Barlow turns neighbors into monsters, the house’s silent complicity looms ever larger. It is as much a character as any human, a sentinel feeding on the decay of place and spirit alike.

As the novel hurtles toward its climax, King heightens the tension with vivid, claustrophobic scenes inside the haunted mansion. The house’s corridors and rooms twist into traps, its atmosphere suffocating and oppressive. King’s mastery of sensory detail brings a visceral dimension to the horror, blending psychological terror with physical menace.

The conclusion returns to the somber tone of the prologue. Although some survive, the town is hollowed out—a ghostly husk abandoned to darkness. Evil is not eradicated but waits patiently, ready to thread its way back through the cracks. The cycle of horror, loss, and exile continues.

Stephen King’s unique strength in Salem’s Lot lies not only in his richly developed characters and finely drawn community but in how seamlessly he introduces supernatural horror into what reads like a real-time study of small-town life. The fantastical elements grow naturally from the social fabric, making the terror feel inevitable rather than contrived. This synthesis of realism and fantasy deepens the novel’s power.

King’s portrayal of Jerusalem’s Lot as a place rotting from within yet clinging to its veneer of normalcy offers a chilling echo of Peyton Place. But while Metalious’s town suffocated under scandal, Salem’s Lot is consumed by predation—the vampire feasting not only on blood but on the fractures of belonging and trust. It is both eerily familiar and profoundly alien: a place where monsters live not just in shadows, but in whispered suspicions and buried sins.

Through this blend of gothic haunted-house traditions, social critique, and psychological realism, Salem’s Lot endures as a masterpiece of horror. The Marsten House is not merely a setting but a sentinel, symbolizing accumulated evil watching over a doomed community. King’s novel terrifies not only with its monsters but with its intimate knowledge of how everyday life can harbor the seeds of nightmare beneath a calm surface.

Horror Novel Review: Teddy by John Gault


Yesterday, I wrote about a Canadian horror film called The Pit.  I mentioned that it was a film about a creepy 12 year-old named Jamie who had conversations with his teddy bear, developed a not-so-innocent crush on his babysitter, and who regularly fed the people he disliked to a bunch of underground monsters who lived in a pit in the woods.

Yesterday, I also read Teddy, the 1980 novelization of The Pit.

(The Pit was originally titled Teddy.)

Teddy is even more creepy than The Pit, largely because it includes all of the disturbing details that were either cut from the finished film or perhaps dropped when the script was rewritten.  Jamie is still a creepy 12 year-old who talks to his teddy bear.  Unlike the film, the novel makes it clear that Teddy is actually a living force of evil and that his words are not just a figment of Jamie’s imagination.  The book actually suggests that Teddy moves from child to child, corrupting each of its owners.  Teddy in the book is also a hundred times more pervy than Teddy in the movie, making some rather crude comments about Jamie’s mom and later encouraging Jamie to join him in checking out some porno magazines.

The book also delves into the investigations surrounding the disappearance of Jamie’s many victims.  As a result, we get to know the victims a bit better in the book than we did in the movie.  Also as a result, Jamie also comes across as much more deliberately evil in the book than he does in the movie.  Even if he is under the possible demonic influence of Teddy, Jamie still seems to take way too much pleasure in people dying.  This is especially true of the scene where his babysitter falls into the pit.  In the movie, Jamie tries to help her escape.  In the book, Jamie not only pushes her but smiles afterwards as he listens to her screams.

Agck!  What a creepy kid!

Teddy is a pretty effective little horror novelization.  It’s also not easy to find a physical copy.  However, you can read it at Open Library.

Horror Book Review: They Thirst (by Robert R. McCammon)


Robert McCammon’s 1981 novel They Thirst stands as a significant yet often overlooked contribution to the vampire horror genre and to modern horror literature more broadly. The novel deftly marries Gothic vampire traditions with contemporary anxieties surrounding urban decay, societal collapse, and the limitations of scientific reasoning. McCammon’s approach—transforming vampirism from a supernatural curse into a viral, apocalyptic force—presents a fresh perspective that elevates the narrative beyond conventional monster fiction. The result is a richly detailed and thought-provoking story that explores not just the nature of evil, but humanity’s fragile relationship with belief, knowledge, and survival.

The novel’s geographical and thematic scope is ambitious from the outset. It begins in Eastern Europe, grounding the story firmly in vampire mythology, before making a dramatic shift to Los Angeles, California. This transition is more than a change of location; it serves as a potent narrative device. While Stephen King’s ’Salem’s Lot confines the vampire threat to the insular setting of a small New England town, They Thirst imagines an entire sprawling metropolis consumed from within. Los Angeles—with its sprawling excesses, cultural contrasts, and complicated history—becomes a perfect backdrop for the ancient evil of McCammon’s story. In many ways, the city and the novel’s antagonist are made for one another: Vulkan, a 13th-century Hungarian prince turned vampire, and his undead legion prey on humanity’s vulnerable underbelly, just as Los Angeles has often been depicted as a city feeding off the dreams—and the desperation—of its most naive and downtrodden residents.

This parallel between city and vampire empire is one of the novel’s strongest thematic elements. Both embody forms of false promise: Los Angeles offers fame, wealth, and a kind of modern immortality through celebrity culture, while Vulkan offers literal immortality through vampirism. Yet both promises are double-edged. The city’s glittering surface conceals poverty, violence, and spiritual emptiness; Vulkan’s offer of eternal life masks the curse of undeath and loss of humanity. In that sense, Vulkan and Los Angeles mirror each other, feeding off hope and desperation alike. This symbiotic relationship deepens the horror: it’s not just that vampires invade the city, but that they thrive there because the city, in its essence, is already broken and hungry.

The antagonist, Prince Vulkan, represents the archetypal vampire lord but is also reimagined as a force of apocalyptic renewal. His ambition is to establish a vampiric empire within Los Angeles, turning the city into a dark kingdom under his rule. The irony of this choice is palpable; Los Angeles is a city obsessed with youth, image, and perpetual reinvention, and Vulkan exploits those cultural values by offering something seemingly eternal. His infiltration begins subtly—with grave robberies, disappearances, and escalating violence—until the infestation becomes impossible to ignore. The city’s sprawling nature, its labyrinthine neighborhoods, and its social divides become the perfect terrain for an epidemic to spread unchecked.

McCammon stays true to Bram Stoker’s legacy, incorporating essential vampire lore: vulnerability to sunlight, the necessity of native soil in coffins, and the insatiable craving for blood remain central to the story. But he sets these paranormal elements against a starkly modern world, making their impact feel immediate and unavoidable. One striking subplot involves a wealthy coffin manufacturer whose industrial-scale production unwittingly supports Vulkan’s legion by supplying coffins in large quantities. This detail reinforces the novel’s critique of modernity: progress and capitalism, while often celebrated, can be co-opted by darkness when divorced from awareness and wisdom.

Central to the narrative is the novel’s sharp examination of science and superstition. McCammon critiques modern rationalism’s limits when confronted with the inexplicable. As the vampire epidemic grows, institutions built on evidence and strict rationality—police departments, medical professionals, the press—are shown to be inadequate. Police officers demand forensic proof; scientists dismiss eyewitness accounts as hysteria or fabrication; journalists prioritize sensationalism over truth. This widespread skepticism, while understandable in a culture founded on empiricism, ironically becomes what allows the vampires to thrive. McCammon suggests that humanity’s overreliance on logic and denial is itself a fatal vulnerability. The story implies that what civilization labels “superstition” may hold the very keys to survival against threats outside the realm of science.

This tension—between modern science and the supernatural—gives the novel a distinctively unsettling atmosphere. The city’s collapse is not solely due to the vampires themselves but also because humanity’s intellectual arrogance leaves it vulnerable. The horror grows as reason twists into denial, and disbelief becomes as lethal as the vampires’ bite. McCammon doesn’t dismiss science but critiques a worldview that excludes anything it can’t measure or rationalize. The vampires are, in a way, as much the product of this intellectual blindness as they are physical monsters.

From this thematic core comes one of the novel’s most compelling characters: Detective Andy Palatizin. A man haunted by his past in Hungary, Palatizin has already faced these same creatures in his youth. His instincts and knowledge make him an outlier in the modern police force, where skeptics and bureaucrats dismiss his warnings as superstition. Palatizin’s struggle embodies the tension between ancient wisdom and modern disbelief. Alongside him are characters who represent various facets of Los Angeles life: Wes Richer, a hopeful comedian whose life is upended by the chaos; Solange, his psychic partner who senses the darkness; Tommy Chandler, a youth thrust unwillingly into the fight against evil; and Kobra, a dangerous albino gang leader whose alliance with Vulkan underscores the novel’s bleak view of human nature. Through these characters, McCammon presents a cross-section of humanity reacting to incomprehensible horror in ways both brave and flawed.

The novel’s pacing builds steadily, escalating from subtle unease to urban apocalypse. McCammon’s detailed descriptions of Los Angeles falling apart—freeways clogged with abandoned vehicles, entire neighborhoods burned out, power grids failing—create a vivid portrait of a civilization unraveling. It is in this progression that They Thirst transcends the conventional vampire tale, transforming into a mythic story of apocalypse. The battle grows beyond individual survival into a symbolic contest between light and darkness, belief and denial.

In this way, They Thirst invites comparison not only to ’Salem’s Lot but also to Stephen King’s The Stand. Both novels begin with localized catastrophe but evolve toward apocalyptic narrative arcs that weigh heavily on the theme of good versus evil. Palatizin’s final confrontation with Prince Vulkan mirrors the spiritual and philosophical duels seen in The Stand—a struggle not only between man and monster but between faith and nihilism. This heightened mythic tone gives They Thirst a resonance that extends beyond its genre, engaging with questions about human nature, belief, and the limits of reason.

The novel’s themes also echo the Japanese vampire tale Shiki, which similarly explores a community’s devastating response to supernatural infection and the corrosive effects of denial. Although Shiki is set in a small rural village as opposed to a vast city, both stories articulate the dangers of refusing to confront inconvenient truths, particularly when those truths conflict with scientific rationality or cultural blindness. McCammon’s choice of Los Angeles as a setting magnifies this theme, illustrating how sprawling urban environments—with their anonymity, social stratification, and competing belief systems—become fertile ground for supernatural and existential threats alike.

Moreover, They Thirst represents a crucial moment in Robert McCammon’s development as a writer of expansive horror fiction. The novel’s sophisticated interplay between individual characters and large-scale disaster foreshadows the narrative techniques he would later perfect in Swan Song. If They Thirst can be considered McCammon’s ’Salem’s Lot—an exploration of vampirism growing into an epic struggle—then Swan Song stands as his The Stand—a sweeping post-apocalyptic saga combining horror, hope, and human resilience on a grand scale. Seen in this light, They Thirst is not only a memorable and impactful vampire narrative but also the author’s foundational work in epic horror storytelling.

In sum, They Thirst is a novel of considerable ambition and thematic richness. It successfully unites Gothic vampire mythology with contemporary social concerns, delivering a story that is both thrilling and intellectually engaging. The interplay of science and superstition, the vivid portrayal of Los Angeles as a city on the brink, and the moral complexity of its characters elevate the book beyond simple genre fare. This novel offers a challenging and unforgettable journey — a reminder that some darkness is older than reason and that even the brightest city lights may hide the longest shadows.

Would further assistance be welcome in preparing this review for publication or tailoring it to a specific format or audience?Robert McCammon’s 1981 novel They Thirst stands as a significant yet often overlooked contribution to the vampire horror genre and to modern horror literature more broadly. The novel deftly marries Gothic vampire traditions with contemporary anxieties surrounding urban decay, societal collapse, and the limitations of scientific reasoning. McCammon’s approach—transforming vampirism from a supernatural curse into a viral, apocalyptic force—presents a fresh perspective that elevates the narrative beyond conventional monster fiction. The result is a richly detailed and thought-provoking story that explores not just the nature of evil, but humanity’s fragile relationship with belief, knowledge, and survival.

The novel’s geographical and thematic scope is ambitious from the outset. It begins in Eastern Europe, grounding the story firmly in vampire mythology, before making a dramatic shift to Los Angeles, California. This transition is more than a change of location; it serves as a potent narrative device. While Stephen King’s ’Salem’s Lot confines the vampire threat to the insular setting of a small New England town, They Thirst imagines an entire sprawling metropolis consumed from within. Los Angeles—with its sprawling excesses, cultural contrasts, and complicated history—becomes a perfect backdrop for the ancient evil of McCammon’s story. In many ways, the city and the novel’s antagonist are made for one another: Vulkan, a 13th-century Hungarian prince turned vampire, and his undead legion prey on humanity’s vulnerable underbelly, just as Los Angeles has often been depicted as a city feeding off the dreams—and the desperation—of its most naive and downtrodden residents.

This parallel between city and vampire empire is one of the novel’s strongest thematic elements. Both embody forms of false promise: Los Angeles offers fame, wealth, and a kind of modern immortality through celebrity culture, while Vulkan offers literal immortality through vampirism. Yet both promises are double-edged. The city’s glittering surface conceals poverty, violence, and spiritual emptiness; Vulkan’s offer of eternal life masks the curse of undeath and loss of humanity. In that sense, Vulkan and Los Angeles mirror each other, feeding off hope and desperation alike. This symbiotic relationship deepens the horror: it’s not just that vampires invade the city, but that they thrive there because the city, in its essence, is already broken and hungry.

The antagonist, Prince Vulkan, represents the archetypal vampire lord but is also reimagined as a force of apocalyptic renewal. His ambition is to establish a vampiric empire within Los Angeles, turning the city into a dark kingdom under his rule. The irony of this choice is palpable; Los Angeles is a city obsessed with youth, image, and perpetual reinvention, and Vulkan exploits those cultural values by offering something seemingly eternal. His infiltration begins subtly—with grave robberies, disappearances, and escalating violence—until the infestation becomes impossible to ignore. The city’s sprawling nature, its labyrinthine neighborhoods, and its social divides become the perfect terrain for an epidemic to spread unchecked.

McCammon stays true to Bram Stoker’s legacy, incorporating essential vampire lore: vulnerability to sunlight, the necessity of native soil in coffins, and the insatiable craving for blood remain central to the story. But he sets these paranormal elements against a starkly modern world, making their impact feel immediate and unavoidable. One striking subplot involves a wealthy coffin manufacturer whose industrial-scale production unwittingly supports Vulkan’s legion by supplying coffins in large quantities. This detail reinforces the novel’s critique of modernity: progress and capitalism, while often celebrated, can be co-opted by darkness when divorced from awareness and wisdom.

Central to the narrative is the novel’s sharp examination of science and superstition. McCammon critiques modern rationalism’s limits when confronted with the inexplicable. As the vampire epidemic grows, institutions built on evidence and strict rationality—police departments, medical professionals, the press—are shown to be inadequate. Police officers demand forensic proof; scientists dismiss eyewitness accounts as hysteria or fabrication; journalists prioritize sensationalism over truth. This widespread skepticism, while understandable in a culture founded on empiricism, ironically becomes what allows the vampires to thrive. McCammon suggests that humanity’s overreliance on logic and denial is itself a fatal vulnerability. The story implies that what civilization labels “superstition” may hold the very keys to survival against threats outside the realm of science.

This tension—between modern science and the supernatural—gives the novel a distinctively unsettling atmosphere. The city’s collapse is not solely due to the vampires themselves but also because humanity’s intellectual arrogance leaves it vulnerable. The horror grows as reason twists into denial, and disbelief becomes as lethal as the vampires’ bite. McCammon doesn’t dismiss science but critiques a worldview that excludes anything it can’t measure or rationalize. The vampires are, in a way, as much the product of this intellectual blindness as they are physical monsters.

From this thematic core comes one of the novel’s most compelling characters: Detective Andy Palatizin. A man haunted by his past in Hungary, Palatizin has already faced these same creatures in his youth. His instincts and knowledge make him an outlier in the modern police force, where skeptics and bureaucrats dismiss his warnings as superstition. Palatizin’s struggle embodies the tension between ancient wisdom and modern disbelief. Alongside him are characters who represent various facets of Los Angeles life: Wes Richer, a hopeful comedian whose life is upended by the chaos; Solange, his psychic partner who senses the darkness; Tommy Chandler, a youth thrust unwillingly into the fight against evil; and Kobra, a dangerous albino gang leader whose alliance with Vulkan underscores the novel’s bleak view of human nature. Through these characters, McCammon presents a cross-section of humanity reacting to incomprehensible horror in ways both brave and flawed.

The novel’s pacing builds steadily, escalating from subtle unease to urban apocalypse. McCammon’s detailed descriptions of Los Angeles falling apart—freeways clogged with abandoned vehicles, entire neighborhoods burned out, power grids failing—create a vivid portrait of a civilization unraveling. It is in this progression that They Thirst transcends the conventional vampire tale, transforming into a mythic story of apocalypse. The battle grows beyond individual survival into a symbolic contest between light and darkness, belief and denial.

In this way, They Thirst invites comparison not only to ’Salem’s Lot but also to Stephen King’s The Stand. Both novels begin with localized catastrophe but evolve toward apocalyptic narrative arcs that weigh heavily on the theme of good versus evil. Palatizin’s final confrontation with Prince Vulkan mirrors the spiritual and philosophical duels seen in The Stand—a struggle not only between man and monster but between faith and nihilism. This heightened mythic tone gives They Thirst a resonance that extends beyond its genre, engaging with questions about human nature, belief, and the limits of reason.

The novel’s themes also echo the Japanese vampire tale Shiki, which similarly explores a community’s devastating response to supernatural infection and the corrosive effects of denial. Although Shiki is set in a small rural village as opposed to a vast city, both stories articulate the dangers of refusing to confront inconvenient truths, particularly when those truths conflict with scientific rationality or cultural blindness. McCammon’s choice of Los Angeles as a setting magnifies this theme, illustrating how sprawling urban environments—with their anonymity, social stratification, and competing belief systems—become fertile ground for supernatural and existential threats alike.

Moreover, They Thirst represents a crucial moment in Robert McCammon’s development as a writer of expansive horror fiction. The novel’s sophisticated interplay between individual characters and large-scale disaster foreshadows the narrative techniques he would later perfect in Swan Song. If They Thirst can be considered McCammon’s ’Salem’s Lot—an exploration of vampirism growing into an epic struggle—then Swan Song stands as his The Stand—a sweeping post-apocalyptic saga combining horror, hope, and human resilience on a grand scale. Seen in this light, They Thirst is not only a memorable and impactful vampire narrative but also the author’s foundational work in epic horror storytelling.

In sum, They Thirst is a novel of considerable ambition and thematic richness. It successfully unites Gothic vampire mythology with contemporary social concerns, delivering a story that is both thrilling and intellectually engaging. The interplay of science and superstition, the vivid portrayal of Los Angeles as a city on the brink, and the moral complexity of its characters elevate the book beyond simple genre fare. This novel offers a challenging and unforgettable journey — a reminder that some darkness is older than reason and that even the brightest city lights may hide the longest shadows.

Horror Novel Review: Killer On The Road by James Ellroy


First published in 1986 and considerably shorter than the typical James Ellroy novel, Killer On The Road takes the form of the memoirs of Martin Plunkett, a child genius who grew up to be a prolific serial killer.

The book starts with Plunkett already serving a life sentence at Sing Sing.  He’s a killer who is now off the road and his memoirs are less about his plans and more about his own struggle to understand how he became the killer that he became.  There are plenty of possible explanations, going all the way back to his dysfunctional childhood and the trauma of his parent’s divorce.  He may be brilliant but he spends all of his time wishing that he could turn invisible like a comic book character and spy on people in their homes.  He comes to idolize Charles Manson but is disappointed when, while in prison, he meets the actual Manson and discovers that he’s just a rambling loser.  The book is written in Plunkett’s own words and, in typical sociopath fashion, he thinks very highly of himself but careful readers will look between the lines and see someone who is just as confused by what he became as everyone else.  For all of his intelligence and his nonstop speculation about the human condition, Plunkett ultimately seems like an empty vessel.  Plunkett’s years on the road are full of unexpected detours.  A meeting with a cop definitely do not go the way that anyone would probably expect it to go.  Even though the story is narrated Plunkett, people like FBI agent Dusenberg come across as fully developed characters as well.

It’s a disturbing and sad but compulsively readable book.  It may have been written before Ellroy developed his signature style but it stills shows his strengths as a storyteller.  Interestingly enough, Ellroy later stated in My Dark Places that he based Martin Plunkett’s dysfunctional youth on his own, which definitely leaves one happy that James Ellroy discovered writing as an outlet for his emotions.  Unlike Martin Plunkett, James Ellroy went on to become one of the best writers of our current era.

Horror Book Review: X-Isle By Peter Lerangis


X-Isle!?

Is this a book about an island that is populated by the twenty or so people who actually refer to twitter by it’s “new” name of X?

No, actually, it’s not.  X-Isle was published in 2002, in the days before social media and ever-present phones.  X-Isle is a slasher story, one in which a group of good-looking teens end up hanging out at the exclusive Spinnaker Lodge, a luxury resort on an isolated island.  It’s like that island that Kim Kardashian took all of her friends and employees to during the COVID epidemic?  Remember that?  Everyone else was locked inside or wandering around triple-masked while Kim went to an island and then scolded everyone else for not taking proper precautions.

(Sorry to get off topic there but seriously, the COVID era was messed up in ways that people are still struggling to full comprehend.)

Reading X-Isle, I found myself wandering if you really could write an effective, non-ironic, old school slasher story nowadays.  The whole key to the slasher genre is that people have to be isolated and there has to be no way of reaching out for help.  Every slasher movie now has to come up with some extended to reason to explain why no one can call the police.  Whenever a horror movie starts with someone saying, “Give me your phone, you’ll get it back after the weekend,” I roll my eyes a little just because it’s become such a cliche.  At this point, I imagine even Camp Crystal Lake has free wi-fi.  It’s easy to imagine a camp counselor tweeting out, “Help!  There’s a murderer at Crystal Lake!” and someone replying, “Whatever, Jussie.”

X-Isle gets off to a good start with a collection inner-office dossiers that introduce us to the main characters.  What the memo reveals is that the main requirement to work at the resort is a handsome face or a good body.  Once the story kicks in, we meet our group of potential victims and, unfortunately, none of them really live up to all the hype in the introduction.  We spend a good deal of time with Carter, a womanizer who, at one point, feels the need to tell us that he’s not psychotic despite the fact that his behavior is often manipulative and narcissistic.  When you actually have to tell people that you’re not a psycho, you probably are. Of course, in this book, Carter is one of the heroes.

Someone is killing guests and employees.  It’s a YA book so we don’t actually see the kills but the aftermath is described in properly grisly fashion.  The reveal of who the killer was doesn’t make much sense but, given that the book ends with a cliffhanger, that was perhaps deliberate.

Anyway, I’ve always kind of enjoyed the slasher genre, even with all of its cliches and its issues towards anyone who shows the slightest spark of independence.  X-Isle was a fast and entertaining read.  None of the characters were particularly likable which made it a lot less stressful to read about them being put in danger.  In the end, the main lesson is to stay away from mysterious islands.  That’s probably good advice.