Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 3.4 “Walk-Alone”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, it’s a rare Tubbs episode!

Episode 3.4 “Walk-Alone”

(Dir by David Jackson, originally aired October 17th, 1986)

As Switek puts it, Tubbs has been walking on air for two weeks.  He’s got a new girlfriend, a waitress at a hot Miami restaurant.  Unfortunately, a shoot-out at that restaurant leaves her dead.  Though Crockett thinks that Tubbs is still too close to the case to be trusted to investigate, Tubbs insists on being involved and Castillo agrees.  (Castillo, at times, just seem to automatically do the opposite of whatever Crockett suggests.)

The shoot-out happened as a result of a drug deal that went down in the state prison.  Using the name Cubero, Tubbs goes undercover as a recently transferred prisoner.  He enters the prison as his usual cool and collected self.  He’s promptly beaten up by the Aryan Nations.  Fortunately, since this is a television show and not The Shawshank Redemption, beating him up is the only thing the Aryans do to Tubbs.

Tubbs is being targeted by all the prisoners, from the Aryans to the Muslims.  But when words get out that he’s a big-time drug dealer, Commander Fox (Keven Conway) makes a deal with him.  If Tubbs keeps Fox and his men supplied with drugs, Tubbs (or Cubero) will be kept safe.

Unfortunately, when Switek, Zito, and Trudy go the prison to see Tubbs, a prisoner recognizes them.  Tubbs’s cover is blown.  Crockett wants to go into the prison to save him but Castillo points out that everyone in the prison knows that Crockett is a cop.  (Tubbs has been Crockett’s partner for three years now so why did Castillo assume no one in the prison would be able to make him?)  Castillo goes into the prison to save Tubbs from both the guards and the prisoners.  The episode ends with Castillo gunning down a few guards and saving Tubbs’s life.  Way to go, Castillo!  The main lesson here seems to be that Castillo would rather risk of his own life than depend on Crockett for anything.

This was …. well, this episode was okay.  The plot was nothing special.  For all the talk about how Florida’s state prison was the most dangerous place in the world, it actually came across as being a rather mild place.  Tubbs got beaten up and he got threatened but he didn’t get shanked and or any of the other things that one tends to associate with prison.  The prison guards were not the most intimidating or interesting villains to appear on Miami Vice, even though one of them is played by a young Laurence Fishburne.

(This episode all features a youngish Ron Perlman, playing a good guy who I kept expecting to turn out to be a bad guy because he was being played by Ron Perlman.)

In the end, this episode was a bit forgettable, though it did allow the often-underused Philip Michael Thomas a chance to have the spotlight for once.  He does a good job, even if he doesn’t get to bust out his fake Caribbean accent.

Bonus Horror Song of the Day: Zombie Stomp by The Del-Aires


If you watched Horror of Party Beach earlier today, you’ll definitely remember this song, which was performed by a Patterson, New Jersey band called The Del-Aires!

Everybody’s doing the zombie stomp!

Horror Scenes I Love: Alex Kintner Goes For A Swim in Jaws


The first time I saw Jaws, this scene totally freaked me out.  Every subsequent time that I’ve watched Jaws, this scene continues to freak me out.  Even though I always know it’s coming, the brutality of it always takes me by surprise.  This scene and the way it goes from mild comedy (“That’s a real bad hat, Harry!”) to terrifying horror without missing a beat is a reminder that Steven Spielberg definitely knows something about directing.

Poor Alex Kintner!

 

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Jean Rollin Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today’s director: the master of French surrealism, Jean Rollin!

4 Shots From 4 Jean Rollin Films

The Iron Rose (1973, dir by Jean Rollin)

The Grapes of Death (1978, dir by Jean Rollin)

Night of the Hunted (1980, dir by Jean Rollin)

Two Orphan Vampires (1997, dir by Jean Rollin)

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Zombi 4!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasionally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1989’s Zombi 4! I picked it so you know it’ll be good.

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, find the movie on YouTube, hit play at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  The live tweet community is a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.   

Horror On The Lens: Horror of Party Beach (dir by Del Tenney)


Everybody’s doing the zombie stomp….

For today’s horror on the lens, take a trip tot eh beach and dance to the sounds of the Del-Aires!  And definitely, be weary of the hot dog monsters!

Enjoy 1964’s The Horror of Party Beach!

Horror Song of the Day: Theme From Jaws by John Williams


I’m in a beach-y kind of mood today and today’s song of the day reflects that!  From 1975’s Jaws, here’s a piece of music that everyone should instantly recognize, whether they’ve seen the film or not.

Music Video of the Day: Texas Goth by Sinnerella (2024, dir by Maximo Joaquin Vazquez)


It’s true!  There are goths in Texas.  There’s actually quite a few of them.  I experimented with being one back when I was eighteen and writing tortured poetry.

So, this video definitely speaks to me.

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.13 “Making Whopee”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, it’s an Arthur episode! …. really?

Episode 3.13 “Making Whopee”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo, originally aired on February 27th, 1989)

With all of the season three drama surrounding Wheels, Shane, Spike, Joey, and Caitlin, it can be easy to forget that Degrassi Junior High started out as a show about a nerdy but well-meaning kid named Arthur trying to navigate his way through a brand new world.  Indeed, almost the entire first season revolved around Arthur and his friend, Yick.  By the time the third season rolled around, neither character was particularly prominent in the show’s ensemble.  I think one reason why Arthur and Yick went from being the main characters just being in the background is because their storylines never presented as much potential for excitement as the stuff going on with everyone else.  While Spike dealt with being a mother at 14 and Caitlin dealt with epilepsy and Wheels struggled with depression, Arthur and Yick were just average kids with average kid problems.

That’s why its a little bit jarring — after all of last week’s drama — to suddenly be presented with an Arthur episode.  In this episode, Arthur struggles to accept the fact that his dad has a girlfriend and that he would rather hang out with her than watch Space Cadets with his son.  When Arthur wakes up one morning to discover that his father’s new girlfriend has slept over, Arthur is stunned.  Later, when Arthur’s Dad comes to the Degrassi open house with his girlfriend, Arthur loses it and says that he’s sick of her coming between him and his father.  The end result is that Arthur’s father ends up single and depressed.  Arthur begs his Dad to watch television with him.  Arthur’s Dad sobs on the couch.

Damn, what a sad ending!  Of course, sad endings are a bit of a Degrassi trademark.  I’ve lost track of how many episodes of this show ended with someone in tears.

As for the B-plots, Luke continues to feel guilty over giving Shane that hit of LSD and the fact that everyone in school blames him for Shane’s accident certainly doesn’t help matters.  (Shane, for his part, is still in a coma.)  Meanwhile, Melanie finds herself competing for Snake’s attention with a snooty ninth-grader named Allison (Sara Holmes).  Melanie has nothing to worry about.  Allison may be older but Melanie is still the one who Snake asks to the graduation dance.  In fact, not only does Melanie get a date but she also gets her best friend back.  Kathleen forgives Melanie for reading her diary and also announces that she is now in therapy for her eating disorder!

Yay!  A happy ending for some….

And a totally tragic ending for others!

That’s Degrassi for you.

As for this episode, I’m a child of divorce so I could relate to a certain extent to what Arthur was going through.  I always hated it whenever my Mom dated anyone new and I will admit that I could be a bit of a brat about it.  That said, I never reduced her to crying on the couch.  I mean …. seriously, Arthur, what the Hell?  I preferred Melanie’s story because it had a happy ending and it was another storyline to which I could relate.  Talking to your crush and not realizing you have lipstick on your teeth?  Hey, we’ve all been there!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/14/24 — 10/20/24


Halloween quickly approaches!

This has been a fun Horrorthon so far, except for the fact that I’ve been sick since Friday.  But no matter!  I can’t wait to watch all of my favorite films over the upcoming week!  This is the greatest time of year.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. The Birds (1963)
  2. A Blade In The Dark (1983)
  3. Blind Date (1984)
  4. Break Every Chain (2021)
  5. The Burbs (1989)
  6. Burnt Offerings (1976)
  7. The Creeping Terror (1964)
  8. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (1979)
  9. Delirium (1979)
  10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
  11. Dracula (1931)
  12. Festival of the Living Dead (2024)
  13. Frankenstein (1931)
  14. Fraternity Demon (1992)
  15. Gary (2024)
  16. God’s Not Dead: In God We Trust (2024)
  17. Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999)
  18. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  19. Handling The Undead (2024)
  20. The Haunted Palace (1963)
  21. Hellweek (2010)
  22. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
  23. House on Haunted Hill (1959)
  24. The Invasion of Carol Enders (1973)
  25. The Linguini Incident (1991)
  26. Killer’s Delight (1978)
  27. The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (1927)
  28. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
  29. Nosferatu (1922)
  30. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
  31. Psycho (1960)
  32. Psycho II (1983)
  33. Psycho III (1986)
  34. Pulp Fiction (1994)
  35. Rebecca (1940)
  36. Scream of the Wolf (1974)
  37. Smiley Face Killers (2020)
  38. Sorority House Massacre II (1990)
  39. Tales of Terror (1962)
  40. Teenage Zombies (1959)
  41. They Turned Us Into Killers (2024)
  42. To Save A Life (2009)
  43. Trilogy of Terror (1975)
  44. Vampirella (1996)
  45. The Wolf Man (1941)
  46. Wrong Turn (2003)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Dr. Phil
  3. Hell’s Kitchen
  4. Homicide: Life on the Street
  5. The Love Boat
  6. Night Flight
  7. One Step Beyond

Books I Read:

  1. The Lifeguard (1988) by Richie Tankersley Cusick

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. The Bangles
  2. Barry Adamson
  3. The Bauhaus
  4. Bernard Herrmann
  5. Bikini Kill
  6. Bing Crosby
  7. Bobby Pickett
  8. The Chemical Brothers
  9. Chloe Adams
  10. Clint Mansell
  11. The Cranberries
  12. Crazy Lixx
  13. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  14. Damien Carter
  15. Dana Dentata
  16. Devon Thompson
  17. Duran Duran
  18. Ennio Morricone
  19. Fabio Frizzi
  20. Francesco De Masi
  21. Goblin
  22. INXS
  23. Jakalope
  24. John Carpenter
  25. John Williams
  26. Madness
  27. Mike Oldfield
  28. Nina Simone
  29. Panic! at the Disco
  30. Rachel Elkind
  31. Radiohead
  32. Ramones
  33. Raven Numan
  34. Ray Parker, Jr.
  35. Riz Ortolani
  36. Saint Motel
  37. Sweet
  38. Talking Heads
  39. The Vampires Sound Incorporation
  40. Warren Zevon
  41. Wendy Carlos
  42. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  43. X
  44. ZZ Ward

News From Last Week:

  1. Mitzi Gaynor Dies At 93
  2. Liam Payne, Dead At 31

Links From Last Week:

  1. Tater’s Week in Review 10/18/24
  2. Haunted Halloween Decorations! From Killer Doormats To Brownstone Ghosts!
  3. Happy Caturday! (10.19.2024)

Trailers:

  1. The Electric State
  2. Werewolves
  3. Wallace & Gromit: Murder Most Fowl
  4. The Legend of Ochi

Live Tweets:

  1. Vampirella
  2. Pulp Fiction
  3. The Burbs
  4. Wrong Turn

Films I Reviewed:

  1. Pardoned By Grace
  2. Tales of Terror
  3. Festival of the Living Dead
  4. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla
  5. Killer’s Delight
  6. Blind Date
  7. Phantom Fun-World
  8. Two Steps From Hope
  9. Godzilla
  10. The Haunted Palace
  11. The Masque of the Red Death
  12. The Invasion of Carol Enders
  13. They Turned Us Into Killers
  14. Godzilla 2000
  15. Smiley Face Killers
  16. Hellweek
  17. Fraternity Demon
  18. God’s Not Dead In God We Trust
  19. Handling the Undead
  20. Delirium

Books I Reviewed: 

  1. The Lifeguard by Richie Tankersley Cusick
  2. Child of God by Cormac McCarthy

Films Jeff Reviewed:

  1. Blood Harvest
  2. Murder In The Dark
  3. Vampirella
  4. Hillwalkers
  5. Babydoll
  6. The Stone Tape

Films Case Reviewed:

  1. Ghost Stories

Films Leonard Reviewed:

  1. Fear No Evil

Horror on The Lens:

  1. Trilogy of Terror
  2. The House on Haunted Hill
  3. The Creeping Terror
  4. Nosferatu
  5. The Phantom of the Opera
  6. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
  7. The Lodger

Horror on TV

  1. One Step Beyond 2.14
  2. One Step Beyond 2.17
  3. One Step Beyond 2.24
  4. One Step Beyond 2.25
  5. One Step Beyond 2.27
  6. One Step Beyond 3.3
  7. One Step Beyond 3.5

4 Shots From 4 Films

  1. William Castle
  2. Wes Craven
  3. Lamberto Bava
  4. Mario Bava
  5. Tobe Hooper
  6. Alfred Hitchcock

Horror Scenes We Love:

  1. House on Haunted Hill
  2. The Shining
  3. A Nightmare On Elm Street
  4. Nosferatu
  5. Shock
  6. Poltergeist
  7. Birdemic

Songs of the Day:

  1. Something Wicked This Way Comes
  2. Theme From The Shining
  3. Buio Omega
  4. Main Theme From Zombi 2
  5. Theme From The Fog
  6. New York One More Day
  7. Theme From Psycho

Bonus Songs of the Day:

  1. Electronic Battle Weapon 7
  2. Bela Lugosi’s Dead
  3. The Lions and the Cucumber
  4. Do It To Me
  5. Hanging Out With My Family

Artwork of the Day:

  1. Gripping Terror!
  2. Fireside Ghost Stories
  3. Thrills Action Adventure
  4. Ghost Stories
  5. Weird Tales
  6. Psycho
  7. Science Fiction Adventures

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Dana Dentata
  2. Chloe Adams
  3. Devon Thompson
  4. Duran Duran
  5. Crazy Lixx
  6. Raven Numan
  7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Retro Television Reviews:

  1. Degrassi Junior High
  2. Miami Vice
  3. CHiPs
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Baywatch Nights
  6. The Love Boat
  7. Monsters
  8. Malibu CA
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. T and T
  11. Friday the 13th: The Series
  12. Welcome Back Kotter
  13. Check it Out
  14. Homicide: Life on the Street

Other Stuff:

  1. I shared my week in television!
  2. Erin congratulated the Yankees and the Dodgers!
  3. Check out Erin’s pictures at Images By Erin!
  4. Check out my daily song picks at Lisa Marie’s Song of the Day!

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