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This cover is from 1960.

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This cover is from 1960.
Happy birthday, Sofia Coppola!
Today’s music video of the day is the first music video to have been directed by Sofia Coppola. In fact, this may be her first directorial credit. While the song itself is a bit generic, the video is pure Sofia Coppola. Watching it, it’s hard not to see the same vision that, a few years later, would give us The Virgin Suicides, Somewhere, and The Bling Ring. This video was filmed at the Coppola vineyard in Rutherford, California.
Interesting to note that the film’s editor was Spike Jonze, who would later marry Coppola in 1999 (they would get divorced in 2003) and who is thought to have been the inspiration for Giovanni Ribisi’s character in Lost In Translation.
Enjoy!
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986! The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!
This week, The Love Boat goes to Hong Kong!
Episodes 7.19 and 7.20 “Hong Kong Cruise: Polly’s Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tails of a City”
(Dir by Richard Kinon, originally aired on February 4th, 1984)
This week, the Love Boat crew has been assigned to command a cruise to China. And while the boat might be docked in Hong Kong instead of the usual Mexico, the question remains the same:
Yes, how coked up is Julie?
Well, she’s not as coked up as usual. In fact, this is the rare Season 7 episode in which Julie actually gets to do something more than just smile at people as they board the ship. So, I’d say this episode only rates a 7 out of 10 on the How Coked Up Is Julie scale.
As for Julie and Vicki, they fall for two brothers (Leigh McCloskey, Lee Majors II). As always, Julie serves as Vicki’s mentor while Captain Stubing runs the ship. However, this time, it turns out that the guy that Julie likes actually likes Vicki instead. Vicki really likes him too. I would point out that Vicki is likely either 16 or 17 in this episode. (Jill Whelan was 18.) So, really, she and Julie probably shouldn’t both be after the same man. The guy is closer in age to Vicki than Julie but still, watching this episode, I couldn’t help but think that it might be time for Vicki to get off the boat and actually experience life on dry land. Seriously, she’s nearly 18 and she still spends all of her time talking to elderly passengers. Leigh McCloskey and Lee Majors II are literally the only two people close to her age to board the ship. She really doesn’t have much choice but to fall in love with one of them.
Meanwhile, a senator (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) fell in love with Donna Reed, despite the misgivings of his closest advisor (Ben Murphy). A retired spy (Gene Kelly) fell for a mysterious woman (Yvette Mimieux) and this somehow led to Gopher and Isaac putting on trench coats and following the couple through Beijing. And Brenda Vaccaro tried to stop using her credit card. The crew, for some reason, tried to help her.
None of these stories were very interesting, though I did relate to Brenda Vaccaro’s passenger. This was a travelogue episode, with the boat sailing to Hong Kong and the crew somehow managing to see every famous sight in China over the course of two days. This episode was shot on location. I always enjoy it when I can tell the actors are actually delivering their lines in the middle of the ocean. At the same time, the scenes that took place in China did not make me want to visit the country. If anything, they left me feeling bad for Hong Kong. This episode was filmed before the British handed Hong Kong over to China and it was a shame to think that all the little kids who appeared in the episode were fated to eventually become citizens of a communist country. Needless to say, the name Mao was never mentioned during this episode. Neither was the Cultural Revolution.
Come back to America, Captain Stubing. The country needs you.

Back in 2023, my family visited the Black Hills of South Dakota. The first thing we did was visit Mount Rushmore. The second thing we did was visit the Mount Moriah Cemetery and the final resting place of Wild Bill Hickok. Situated on the top of a hill overlooking the city of Deadwood, it’s a beautiful place that also includes the graves of Calamity Jane and Sheriff Seth Bullock. I insisted that we see the location for possibly the most superficial reason possible… because Charles Bronson played Hickok in THE WHITE BUFFALO.
Based on a novel by Richard Sale, the story opens with Hickok having a recurring nightmare of a snowy showdown with a giant white “spike.” And if he has pistols handy, he wakes up firing them uncontrollably and you’d better not be nearby. Determined to face his fear, he heads out into the hills with his friend Charlie Zane (Jack Warden), hoping to find the albino buffalo, so he can put him down and end the nightmares. Around the same time, the great beast has stampeded the camp of Crazy Horse (Will Sampson) killing his child in the process. Convinced that the child cannot have peace in the afterlife, Crazy Horse sets out to kill the buffalo so he can wrap his child in its white “robe” and free her spirit. With Hickok a prolific killer of Indians, and Crazy Horse a brave Lakota Oglala warrior, the two men seem to be on a deadly collision course in those snowy hills.
Charles Bronson’s final western, THE WHITE BUFFALO has a lot of the scenes you’d expect. With Bronson playing a famous gunman, we get to see several gunfights as he makes his way through various Wyoming towns, featuring well-known actors like Clint Walker and Ed Lauter. We also get to see him visit various saloons, as well as the widow Schermerhorn, played by Kim Novak. When he really “knew” her, she was a prostitute named Poker Jenny. Along with those I’ve already mentioned, it’s an all-star affair as we see such familiar faces as Stuart Whitman, John Carradine, Slim Pickens, and even a young Martin Kove sprinkled throughout the film. And of course, we get to see Bronson take on the gigantic white buffalo of the title, first in his dreams, and then later in reality! Directed by veteran filmmaker J. Lee Thompson, these scenes are staged and executed well, with Hickok’s nightmares given an especially eerie quality.

While the movie has the expected scenes, it’s the unexpected character moments that sets THE WHITE BUFFALO apart as a uniquely strong entry in Bronson’s filmography. Hickok may be a man haunted by dreams of a monstrous white buffalo, but Bronson plays him in such a way that we can feel his exhaustion and literal sickness from too many years of a dangerous and difficult life. The buffalo is more than just an animal… it’s a symbol of guilt, fear and the coming of death itself. Bronson could always underplay a role better than just about anyone else, but here he’s reflective and haunted in way that I’ve not seen before, and he’s really good.
I also think the movie gets better every time Bronson shares a scene with Will Sampson. Sampson brings dignity and intelligence to Crazy Horse. His mission is more noble than Hickok’s, and an unexpected friendship develops between the two men, despite their vast differences. Ultimately, it’s this relationship that provides the film an emotional weight that sneaks up on you by the end, even if it’s not meant to last.
THE WHITE BUFFALO is not a perfect film. The animatronic buffalo may look a little hokey, and the film may seem a little slow at times for those expecting an action-packed western or monster movie. However, Bronson and Sampson are so good in their myth-making performances that the film eventually becomes something more. It’s the idea of watching two aging warriors, bound together through the bravery of confronting death, that I found to be more interesting and compelling than anything else on display.
THE WHITE BUFFALO is currently streaming on Amazon Prime, Tubi, PlutoTV, and The Roku Channel.


“I’m not a good person. I’m not a bad person. I’m just not a person that things happen to.” — Ronnie Barnhardt
There’s a specific kind of whiplash that comes from watching Observe & Report, Jody Hill’s 2009 dark comedy about a bipolar mall cop named Ronnie Barnhardt. On its surface, the film invites comparisons to Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which came out the same year, but that’s like comparing a punch to the gut with a tickle fight. Where Paul Blart plays it safe with slapstick and heart, Observe & Report dives headfirst into uncomfortable, ugly, and strangely profound territory. This is not a movie for everyone, and that’s precisely why it has earned a cult following over the years. It’s a film that hides a serious character study inside a dirty joke, and depending on your mood, it’s either a misunderstood masterpiece or a mean-spirited mess. Honestly, it’s a bit of both.
The plot, such as it is, follows Ronnie (played with terrifying commitment by Seth Rogen), the head security guard at the Forest Ridge Mall. Ronnie sees himself as a warrior-poet of law enforcement, constantly vying for the respect he feels he deserves from the local police, specifically the smug Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta). When a flasher starts terrorizing the mall, Ronnie sees his chance to prove his worth. But the film is less about catching the pervert and more about Ronnie’s slow, volatile unraveling. He pops antipsychotic meds, lives with his alcoholic mother (Celia Weston), and harbors a delusional crush on a makeup counter girl named Brandi (Anna Faris), who is openly using him. It’s a recipe for a tragedy, but Hill frames it as a comedy so deadpan and abrasive that you’re never quite sure when you’re allowed to laugh.
Let’s talk about performance, because Rogen does something here that he’s rarely done before or since. He sheds the lovable stoner schtick entirely. Ronnie is not charming. He’s awkward, prone to violent outbursts, and genuinely frightening in his conviction. When he goes off his medication, the film shifts from quirky indie comedy to something closer to Taxi Driver. Rogen plays Ronnie with a straight-backed, chest-out posture that suggests a man holding himself together with duct tape and delusion. There’s a scene where he interrogates a group of teenagers—pulling one kid’s pants down and pepper-spraying another—that is so uncomfortably realistic in its abuse of authority that you might wince instead of chuckle. That’s the point. Hill isn’t interested in making Ronnie a hero. He’s interested in the gap between how Ronnie sees himself (a lone crusader for justice) and how the world sees him (a dangerous liability).
The supporting cast deserves a shout-out here. Anna Faris is pitch-perfect as Brandi, a shallow, cocaine-snorting mess who treats Ronnie’s affection as a minor inconvenience. She never plays for sympathy, which makes her character brutally honest. And it’s in her most uncomfortable scene with Ronnie that the film’s entire thesis snaps into focus. Without spoiling exactly what happens, Brandi invites Ronnie to her apartment after a long night of drinking and using. For a brief, hopeful moment, the film seems to be offering him a genuine connection. But Brandi is too self-absorbed to notice Ronnie’s desperate, medication-starved sincerity, and Ronnie himself misreads every signal she doesn’t bother to send. What unfolds is a hollow, mechanical act that Ronnie mistakes for intimacy and Brandi barely registers as an inconvenience. The scene is shot flatly—no music, no punchline, just the awful silence of two broken people failing to see each other. Ronnie sees a fantasy of Brandi that doesn’t exist. Brandi sees a tool she can use and discard. It’s a car crash you know you shouldn’t slow down for, but you do anyway, and when you get close enough to see the human damage, the film refuses to let you look away. That moment is emblematic of Observe & Report as a whole: it dares you to laugh, then makes you feel gross for even considering it. Most dark comedies use shock for a quick gag. Hill uses it as a mirror.
Michael Peña shows up as Ronnie’s loyal but dim partner Dennis, providing the film’s few genuine moments of warmth. And then there’s Ray Liotta, practically playing a parody of his Goodfellas persona, but in a way that underscores the film’s central irony: the real cops are just as arrogant and flawed as Ronnie, but they have badges, so it’s allowed. Liotta’s Detective Harrison isn’t a hero; he’s just a bully with better legal standing.
From a craft perspective, Observe & Report is deceptively smart. Jody Hill, who came from the brilliant but uncomfortable HBO show Eastbound & Down, directs with a strange kind of sincerity. The mall is shot like a battlefield or a Western town, all wide angles and lonely corridors. There’s a scene where Ronnie imagines a slow-motion shootout set to a cover of “Rocket Man,” and it’s both hilarious and deeply sad. Hill uses music ironically but not cruelly. The film’s climax, which I won’t spoil, involves a literal parking lot confrontation that descends into shocking, bloody violence—and then immediately undercuts it with a joke so tasteless it almost works as social commentary. This is where the film splits audiences. Some see a juvenile attempt to shock. Others see a pointed satire of vigilantism and the American male ego.
The biggest critique of Observe & Report is its tonal chaos. The movie can’t decide if you’re supposed to laugh at Ronnie’s mental illness or cry for him. In one scene, he’s horrifically mean to a genuinely kind love interest (played by Collette Wolfe). In the next, he’s delivering a surprisingly vulnerable monologue about being a “security guard for his own heart.” The Brandi apartment scene sits right at the center of this chaos, a perfect little engine of discomfort that powers everything around it. If you walk in expecting a stoner comedy, that scene will leave you unsettled. If you walk in expecting a gritty character study, the dick jokes and mall-cop absurdity surrounding it will feel out of place. That’s the point. The film deliberately rubs its contradictions in your face, and the Brandi scene is where those contradictions burn hottest.
That said, the film’s final act is where it earns its cult status. Without giving too much away, Ronnie essentially achieves his goal—but the victory is hollow, pointless, and tinged with tragedy. The very last shot is a freeze frame that asks you to reconsider everything you’ve just watched, including that awful night in Brandi’s apartment. Is Ronnie a hero? A monster? A pathetic man who got lucky? Hill refuses to label him, which is rare in mainstream American cinema. Most movies would either punish or redeem a character like this. Observe & Report simply watches him continue, the same broken person he always was, now with a slight bump in self-esteem. That’s either a brilliant subversion of the “loser succeeds” trope or a cop-out. I lean toward brilliant, but I wouldn’t argue with someone who hated it.
So, final verdict? Observe & Report is not a film I can recommend easily. If you need your comedies to be warm, predictable, or morally clear, stay far away. But if you’re interested in a movie that uses the mall-cop setup to ask uncomfortable questions about masculinity, mental health, and the thin line between community guardian and domestic terrorist, this is a fascinating artifact. It’s messy, mean, and occasionally transcendent. Seth Rogen has never been braver, and Jody Hill has never been more himself. Just don’t watch it back-to-back with Paul Blart unless you want emotional whiplash. This is the dark, spiky, unapologetic alternative—the film that says the quiet part out loud, then laughs at you for being surprised. For better or worse, you won’t forget it.

Willie Cicci. Was he a villain or was he a hero?
It depends on how look at it.
Played by the legendary character actor Joe Spinell, Willie Cicci made his first appearance in The Godfather. For whatever reason, Spinell isn’t credited in The Godfather. In fact, we don’t even learn that name of his character until the sequel. Unlike Tom Rosqui’s Rocco Lampone and Richard Bright’s Al Neri, he spends the majority of the film standing in the background. However, he definitely makes an impression. With his acne-scarred face, his thin mustache, and his menacing stare, Willie Cicci is probably the menacing Corleone soldier not named Luca Brasi.
Towards the end of the film, as Michael settles all accounts, it falls on Willie Cicci to assassinate one of the heads of the rival families. Cicci traps the man in a revolving door and then guns his helpless victim down. In a finale that is notable for its violence, Cicci’s sadism leaves the viewer shaken. It’s all in the eyes. Other soldiers kill as a part of the job. Cicci seems to enjoy his work.


Later, Willie is among the soldier who stands in the background while Tom Hagen informs Tessio that he can’t get him out of trouble for old time’s sake. Willie doesn’t necessarily look happy about taking Tessio on a final ride but one gets the feeling that it’s still not going to keep him up at night.
And yet, Willie Cicci is not quite a villain in The Godfather, mostly because he works for the Corleones. By the end of the first film, it’s impossible not to cheer a little when the Corleones get their revenge. As savage as it is, they’re taking out people who tried to take them out. The Corleones may have been bad but Barzini, Cuneo, Stracci, and Tattaglia were far worse.
Willie Cicci really doesn’t achieve true villain status until The Godfather, Part II. That’s when, having been arrested after the attempt by the Rosato brothers to kill Frankie Pentangeli, Willie Cicci resurfaces as a witness at the congressional hearings on organized crime. Cicci, obviously enjoying the attention, testified about the Family’s activities. “Yeah,” he says, with a laugh, “the family had lots of buffers.”
That’s the moment that Willie truly becomes a villain. In a gangster movie, you can do a lot of bad things and still be a hero. But the minute you turn rat, it’s over.

Willie Cicci doesn’t get a lot of screentime in either Godfather movie. In The Godfather Part II, he’s even spared Michael’s vengeance. While Hyman Roth, Frankie, and Fredo Corleone all die on-screen, we never see what happened to Willie. It’s as if Michael doesn’t even consider Willie worth worrying about. For viewers, though, Willie Cicci is one of the many unforgettable characters to show up over the course of the film. A lot of Willie’s unexpected popularity is due to the memorably unhinged performance of Joe Spinell. If one was not familiar with Spinell’s other films, one might be forgiven for assuming that he was an actual mob associate who just happened to be hanging out on the set.
Willie Cicci was originally slated to appear in the third film. By this point, his character would have been one of New York’s most feared mob bosses. (I guess the whole testifying before Congress thing wasn’t held against him.) However, Spinell died before shooting began and Willie Cicci was replaced by Joey Zasa, the debonair mobster played by Joe Mantegna.
Personally, I’ll never forget Willie Cicci. He’s one of the unforgettable characters who makes The Godfather special.

Villain of the Day

“As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn’t there. He wasn’t there again today. I wish, I wish he’d go away.” — Malcolm Rivers
There’s a certain kind of movie that thrives on a rainy Sunday afternoon or a late-night cable scroll—something pulpy, clever, and self-contained, with a cast that makes you sit up a little straighter. James Mangold’s Identity from 2003 is exactly that breed of thriller. It’s not trying to reinvent the wheel, but it’s having a damn good time spinning it through mud, rain, and a whole lot of psychological fog. On the surface, Identity is a slasher-adjacent whodunit set in a deserted Nevada motel during a biblical storm, and it wears its debt to Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None like a bloodstained badge of honor. That classic novel—where strangers are lured to an isolated island and picked off one by one according to a nursery rhyme—provides the blueprint. Mangold swaps the island for a rundown motel, the nursery rhyme for room keys, and adds a thick layer of rainy noir atmosphere. But underneath the jump scares and dripping dread, Identity is also a sly, shaggy-dog meditation on identity, trauma, and the stories we tell ourselves to survive. Mangold, who’d go on to direct Walk the Line and Logan, shows his genre dexterity here—he treats the material with just enough seriousness to keep you invested, but not so much that you can’t laugh at the absurdity when the twist finally snaps into place.
The setup is classic Christie with a tar pit of dread. A motley crew of strangers gets stranded at a rundown motel when a flash flood washes out the roads, just as the guests in And Then There Were None find themselves cut off from civilization. There’s a former cop turned limo driver (John Cusack), a has-been actress (Rebecca De Mornay), a newlywed couple, a cop escorting a prisoner, a nervous motel manager, a prostitute with a heart of gold (Amanda Peet), and a few others who might as well have target silhouettes painted on their backs. The storm rages, the power flickers, and one by one, they start turning up dead. The killer leaves behind clues—room keys, specifically—and the survivors realize the bodies are being dropped in the order of the motel’s room numbers. It’s a wonderfully cheap gimmick that works because the film leans into its own artificiality. The rain never stops. The Nevada landscape is featureless and black. The motel feels less like a real place and more like a diorama in a psychiatrist’s office. Which, as it turns out, is almost exactly what it is.
Now, here’s where the review has to carefully step around spoilers, because Identity lives and dies on its midpoint rug-pull. But seeing as the movie is over twenty years old, a gentle acknowledgment is fair: the motel carnage is intercut with scenes of a criminal psychologist (Alfred Molina) arguing with a judge during a late-night hearing about a convicted serial killer’s sanity. That killer, Malcolm Rivers, is awaiting execution, and the defense is presenting new diary evidence. You don’t have to be a detective to start connecting dots. Mangold and screenwriter Michael Cooney aren’t interested in subtlety; they want you to squirm as the two storylines begin to converge. The motel guests, we gradually realize, are not random travelers. They are fractured pieces of a single damaged psyche—personalities inside Rivers’ mind, duking it out for survival as his body faces a real-world lethal injection. The killer in the motel isn’t a man in a mask; it’s the most malevolent alter among them, systematically erasing the others. Where Christie’s novel uses a hidden murderer working through a fixed list, Identity twists that formula by making the setting itself a psychological construct.
On a technical level, Identity is a masterclass in low-budget atmosphere. Phedon Papamichael’s cinematography drenches every frame in gray-blue gloom, and the sound design makes every creak and drip sound like a gunshot. Mangold directs the ensemble with a steady hand, and the cast clearly knows what movie they’re in. Cusack brings his usual blue-collar soulfulness to Ed, the ex-cop with a guilty conscience. Ray Liotta, as the suspicious cop, chews scenery in the best way—he’s all twitchy aggression and bad intentions. But the real standout is Amanda Peet as Paris, a call girl who just wants to start over on a Florida orange farm. She’s smarter and tougher than the archetype usually allows, and her final scene in the motel’s office carries an unexpected tenderness. That’s the trick of Identity: it makes you care about figments. For a good hour, you’re genuinely invested in whether the newlyweds survive or if the motel manager will finally clean that damn room 6.
Where the movie loses some people is in the execution of its twist. When the narrative finally snaps from the motel to the real-world courtroom, there’s a jarring shift that feels almost like a different film. The last fifteen minutes become a race to explain the rules of this shared-mind universe, and here the logic gets wobbly. How exactly does a personality “die” inside a system? Why does the motel order matter? And without giving too much away, the film’s famous final reveal—which involves a third-act twist on the twist—pushes credibility to the breaking point. Some viewers will throw their hands up and groan. Others will grin and applaud the audacity. I land somewhere in the middle. On one hand, the final image is genuinely chilling, a perfect little joke about evil’s persistence. On the other hand, the film spends so much time setting up the motel’s internal rules that it forgets to make the real-world stakes feel as urgent.
Still, Identity works best if you don’t overthink it. Think of it as a B-movie with an A-movie haircut, or as And Then There Were None filtered through a late-night cable dream about multiple personality disorder. Mangold directs the violence with a knowing wink—there are no gratuitous gore shots, just quick, sharp cuts and clever misdirection. One death involving a baseball bat and a laundry machine is as goofy as it is brutal, and that tonal tightrope is hard to walk. The film also has a sneaky thematic resonance beneath the pulp. At its heart, Identity asks whether people can truly change. Every character is trapped not just by the storm, but by their own backstory: the cop who failed a case, the actress past her prime, the prostitute who dreams of orange groves. In the motel of the mind, these backstories are just narratives the personality uses to justify itself. When Paris pleads, “I get to start over,” she’s speaking for anyone who’s ever wished they could delete a bad version of themselves. The film’s bleak final twist suggests that some stories are stronger than we think—the ones we tell ourselves about who we are, and who we’ve always been.
For a thriller that runs just over ninety minutes, Identity has surprising legs. It’s not a masterpiece, but it’s a tight, well-oiled machine of suspense with a gimmick that still feels fresh if you haven’t been spoiled. The dialogue crackles with noir-lite attitude, and the pacing never sags—once the bodies start dropping around the twenty-minute mark, you’re locked in. The biggest flaw is that the movie is so proud of its puzzle-box structure that it forgets to breathe between twists. You never get a quiet moment to sit with the characters as real people because, well, they’re not real people. But that’s also the point. Identity is a movie about a metaphor, and like most metaphors, it works until you poke it too hard. If you’re looking for a rainy-night thrill ride with a cast that commits to the bit and a final shot that’ll stick in your brain like a bad dream, check in. Just maybe avoid room 6.
Since it’s Harvey Keitel’s birthday, it seems appropriate that today’s song of the day should come from the soundtrack of one of his best-known films.
On this date, 40 years ago, Top Gun was released and the movie changed forever.
From the opening shot, Top Gun captured the attention of audiences who understood that, though the film’s script may have been full of cliches and though the movie was basically just a remake of the old service moves of the late 30s and 40s, it didn’t matter because jets are freaking cool.
And that opening scene is today’s scene that I love!
Happy Top Gun Day!
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Today, the Shattered Lens wishes a happy 87th birthday to the legendary actor, Harvey Keitel! It’s time for….
4 Shots From 4 Harvey Keitel Films