October Positivity: The Climb (dir by John Schmidt)


2002’s The Climb is about two mountain climbers who begin as rivals and end up as friends.

Derrick Williams (Jason George) is an arrogant and cocky climber, the type who enjoys conquering mountains for his own personal glory.  (See where this heading?)  Even though his girlfriend’s father (Clifton Davis) does not approve of him, Derrick still says that he’s planning on marrying her.  Or at least, he does until he finds out that she’s pregnant and he realizes that being a father will require him to take on a lot of new responsibilities.

Michael Harris (Ned Vaughn) is a selfless climber who sees every climb as a team effort and who does everything for the Glory of God.  (Again …. see where this heading?)

Businessman Mack (Dabney Coleman, bringing a villainous edge to a character who I don’t necessarily think was meant to come across as being villainous) hires Derrick and Michael to climb a notorious mountain, all as a way to promote his business.  At first, Derrick doesn’t want to climb with anyone else but when his girlfriend tells him that she’s pregnant, he decides that he could use some time away from her and promptly heads off to the mountain.  Michael, on the other hand, is reluctant to climb because he doesn’t trust Mack’s company to keep all of their promises.  Michael feels that climbing the mountain for Mack would be the same as endorsing the company and telling people that the company is an honest company.

You can probably guess what happens.  Michael and Derrick climb the mountain.  They talk.  They bond.  They discuss they’re differing views on religion.  And then one of them tragically dies and the survivor is forced to reconsider his life.  It’s not a surprise when one of them dies because a movie like this can only really work if one of the two friends has tragically passed away before the end credits.  And it’s not really a surprise as to who passes away because it’s not like a faith-based movie is going to kill the guy who needs to learn a lesson about taking responsibility and being a father.  From the start, it’s obvious who among the two is doomed and, as such, there’s not much suspense to be found in The Climb.

On the plus side — and yes, I realize that I do always go out of my way to find something positive to say about nearly every movie I review but that’s just because I think every movie has something about it that can be appreciated — some of the climbing sequences are visually impressive.  It’s obvious that the film’s producers decided to spend a little money on the mountain scenes and, as a result, the scenery is nice to look at.  I’m a fan of nice scenery and I’ve sat through more than a few bad films just to see a pretty mountain.

Personally, and this won’t come as a surprise to anyone who knows me, I’ve never felt the need to climb a mountain.  If I can see what the top looks like from the ground, that’s enough for me.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.11 “Taking Off: Part One”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, Degrassi goes there!

Episode 3.11 “Taking Off: Part One”

(Dir by Kit Hood, originally aired on February 13th, 1989)

Gourmet Scum has come to Toronto and everyone is excited to hear the Scum sound.  At the concert, Shane and Luke (Andy Chambers) purchase LSD from the local Scum dug dealer.  Shane drops acid before the concert begins.  Surely, this won’t lead to any trouble, right?

Meanwhile, Wheels is still skipping school.  While his teachers send notes to his grandmother to let her know that Wheels is falling behind, Wheels is spending all of his time playing a boxing video game at the local arcade.  When Joey asks Wheels how can afford to spend all day playing one game over and over again, Wheels says that he sold his bass.

“What about the Zit Remedy?!” Joey says.

Sorry, Joey, Wheels doesn’t care about school or your stupid band anymore.  In fact, Wheels is planning on running away from home.  When he gets a birthday postcard from his biological father, Wheels discovers his father’s band has a two-week gig at Port Hope.  Wheels decides to join his father, despite not being sure where New Hope is.  In fact, it’s not even Wheels’s birthday.  His birth father missed the date by about a month but Wheels doesn’t care.  Wheels just wants to get away from everything.

How is Wheels going to get to New Hope?  He decides to hitchhike!  Uhmm …. not a good idea, Wheels.  Actually, everyone who picks up Wheels seems to be pretty nice.  That is until this guy pulls up….

“Don’t do it!” I shouted as Wheels got in the car.  Unfortunately, as this all happened 35 years ago and I was just watching it play out on YouTube, Wheels couldn’t hear me.

As they drive towards what Wheels assumes is Port Hope, the driver (chillingly played by James Knapp) asks Wheels if he has a lot of girlfriends.  He asks Wheels if he works out.  He asks a lot of questions that immediately raise red flags.  Not that Wheels notices….

Suddenly, the driver pulls off the road, turns to Wheels, and grabs Wheels’s thigh.  AGCK!  Wheels manages to get the door open and scrambles out of the car.  The driver throws Wheels’s backpack out of the car and then drives off, leaving Wheels in the middle of nowhere.

Meanwhile, back in Toronto, Joey’s mother tells Joey that Shane’s mother has been calling because Shane didn’t come home after the concert.  Soon, the police are talking to all of Shane’s friends and trying to figure out where he could be.  Luke is asked whether Shane did any drugs.  Luke lies and says, “No.”

This was a classic Degrassi episode and probably one of the most effective anti-hitchhiking PSAs ever filmed.  When the driver attacked Wheels, it was a truly frightening moment and it was impossible not to remember all of the times, over the course of this season, that Wheels has bragged about his ability to take care of himself.  Now, Wheels is stuck in the middle of nowhere and Shane, who didn’t pay child support specifically so he could go to the concert, is missing.

Never has “To be continued….” felt more ominous.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 9/30/24 — 10/6/24


Welcome to Horrorthon!

We are off to a big start, this October!  In fact, it took only four days of Horrorthon for me to get sick, congested, and feverish.  From Friday to …. well, now, I have been watching and reviewing movies while sick and in bed.  I am now starting to feel a little bit better but still, I take this as a reminder to myself, my collaborators and our readers that the scary season should always be fun.  Be sure to watch a lot of horror movies this month but also be sure to take care of yourself as well!  (My friend Mark has often warned me about pushing myself too hard and this week proved him right!)

On another note, my friend Lauren lives in North Carolina and she reports that the situation there is a hundred times worse than what is being portrayed in the news.  So, keep her and everyone else who was in the path of the hurricane in your thoughts, at the very least.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Crimes of Passion (1984, dir by Ken Russell, DP: Dick Bush)

Films I Watched:

  1. Baron Blood (1970)
  2. Because They’re Young (1960)
  3. Behave (2024)
  4. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
  5. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
  6. The Climb (2002)
  7. The Creation of the Humanoids (1962)
  8. Crimes of Passion (1984)
  9. Dante’s Peak (1997)
  10. The Day The World Ended (1955)
  11. Dementia 13 (1963)
  12. Die In One Day (2017)
  13. Do Not Reply (2019)
  14. Gacy: The Serial Killer Next Door (2024)
  15. Godzilla vs. Biolante (1989)
  16. The Grim Sleeper (2014)
  17. In The Shadow of Guilt (2022)
  18. It Conquered The World (1956)
  19. Jack’s Back (1989)
  20. Killing For Extra Credit (2024)
  21. Last Flight Out (2004)
  22. Little Shop of Horrors (1960)
  23. Nightmare Beach (1989)
  24. Party Line (1985)
  25. Party Night (2017)
  26. Pieces (1982)
  27. The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)
  28. Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
  29. Playing With Fire (1985)
  30. The Premature Burial (1962)
  31. Salem’s Lot (2024)
  32. Satan’s Children (1974)
  33. The Shining (1980)
  34. Simon, King of the Witches (1971)
  35. Splatter University (1984)
  36. The Strange Case of the End of Civilization As We Know It (1977)
  37. The Terror (1963)
  38. Thy Neighbor (2018)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Hell’s Kitchen
  3. Homicide: Life on the Street
  4. Law & Order
  5. One Step Beyond
  6. Square Pegs

Books I Read:

  1. The Spear (1978) by James Herbert

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. The Beatles
  2. Britney Spears
  3. The Chemical Brothers
  4. Emerson Lake & Palmer
  5. Gary Jules
  6. Goblin
  7. Hans Zimmer
  8. Jakalope
  9. John Carpenter
  10. Kid Rock
  11. Luna
  12. Lynard Skynard
  13. Nine Inch Nails
  14. Ramones
  15. Rolling Stones
  16. Saint Motel
  17. Souixsie and the Banshees
  18. The Who
  19. X

Baron Blood (1972, dir by Mario Bava)

Live Tweets:

  1. Beverly Hills Cop
  2. Dante’s Peak
  3. Jack’s Back
  4. Baron Blood

Trailers:

  1. 6 Trailers In Memory of Roger Corman

4 Shots From 4 Films Tributes

  1. Roger Corman
  2. Lucio Fulci
  3. Luigi Cozzi
  4. Ken Russell
  5. Terence Fisher
  6. James Whale

Horror Scenes:

  1. Little Shop of Horrors
  2. The Beyond
  3. Hercules
  4. Psycho
  5. Dracula Prince of Darkness
  6. Halloween

Horror on the Lens:

  1. Little Shop of Horrors
  2. The Terror
  3. Dementia 13
  4. Creation of the Humanoids
  5. Plan 9 From Outer Space
  6. The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Horror on Television:

  1. One Step Beyond 1.1 “The Bride Possessed”
  2. One Step Beyond 1.2 “Night of April 14th”
  3. One Step Beyond 1.3 “Emergency Only”
  4. One Step Beyond 1.4 “The Dark Room”
  5. One Step Beyond 1.6 “Epilogue”
  6. One Step Beyond 1.8 “Premonition” 

News From Last Week:

  1. Frank Fritz of American Pickers Dies
  2. Actor Ken Page Dies At 70
  3. Stuntman Bob Yerkes Dies At 92
  4. Madonna’s brother, Christopher Ciccone, passes away at 63
  5. Box Office: ‘Joker 2’ Stumbles With Lackluster $40 Million Debut

Links From Last Week:

  1. Tater’s Week in Review 10/4/24
  2. Happy Caturday! (10.5.2024)
  3. The Three C’s Of Horror: “Candyman”! “Carrie” And”The Changeling” For “Shocktober 2024!”

Links From The Site:

  1. Leonard reviewed The Hunger!
  2. Case reviewed Whisperer, Fortunes of Doom, Cookies, The Video Store Commercial, We Forgot About The Zombies, and Purr-Normal!
  3. Jeff reviewed Playing With Fire, Storm Warning, In The Shadow of Guilt, The Strange Case Of The End of Civilization As We Know It, Night Explorers: The Asylum, and Do Not Disturb!
  4. Jeff shared music videos from Kerry King, Rob Zombie, Three Dog Night, LaTour, Maddy Ellwanger, and David Bowie!
  5. Erin shared The Covers of Imagination!
  6. Erin reviewed Virgin Pockets!
  7. Erin shared Giant-Sized Chillers, The Vault of Horrors, Boris Karloff’s Tales of Mystery, Tales From The Crypt, Adventures Into The Unknown, Little Shop of Horrors, and Thrilling Detective!
  8. Erin welcomed you to October!
  9. I reviewed Degrassi Junior High, Miami Vice, CHiPs, Fantasy Island, Baywatch Nights, The Love Boat, Monsters, Malibu CA, Highway to Heaven, T and T, Friday the 13th, Welcome Back Kotter, Check it Out, and Homicide: Life on the Street!
  10. I shared a music video from Ramones!
  11. I shared my week in television!
  12. I shared an AMV!
  13. I shared my September Oscar Predictions!
  14. I shared 6 things that I’m looking forward to in October!
  15. I reviewed the novels Gila!, Bats Out Of Hell, and The Spear!
  16. I reviewed Eric Roberts’s memoir!

Lisa’s Horrorthon Film Reviews:

  1. Let It Be
  2. It Conquered The World
  3. The Survivor
  4. Godzilla Raids Again
  5. Chapter 27
  6. Wolves of Wall Street
  7. Without Warning
  8. Death Rink
  9. Submerged
  10. Paul McCartney Really Is Dead: The Last Testament of George Harrison?
  11. The Wager
  12. X: The Man With X-Ray Eyes
  13. You’re Not Alone
  14. Terror of Mechagodzilla
  15. Ripper’s Revenge
  16. Spookies
  17. Murder-Rock
  18. Mindreader
  19. The Fall of the House of Usher
  20. The Asphyx
  21. Godzilla (1977)
  22. An Officer and A Murderer
  23. Saved by The Belding
  24. Boogeyman II
  25. Behave
  26. The Apocalypse
  27. The Pit and the Pendulum
  28. Crimes of Passion
  29. Godzilla 1985
  30. Gacy: Serial Killer Next Door
  31. Satan’s Children
  32. Splatter University
  33. Thy Neighbor
  34. Salem’s Lot
  35. Do Not Reply
  36. Last Flight Out
  37. Premature Burial
  38. Simon, King of the Witches
  39. Brothers

More From Us:

  1. At her photography site, Eric shared Jolson the Explorer, Up, The Sun, Blue Sky, Skeleton, Dracula’s Pub, and Third House.
  2. At Pop Politics, Jeff shared When The Government Fails, The Debate?  No Way, I Watched The Debate, This Is Why People Hate The Government, Is Joe Biden Trying To Sink Kamala, How Sick Was He?, and I Guess I’m Back!
  3. For Horror Critic, I reviewed Inheritance, Nightmare Beach, There’s Something Wrong With The Children, and Die In One Day!
  4. At my online dream journal, I shared Last Night’s Party Dream, A Good Sleep Last Night, I Didn’t Sleep Much Last Night, October 3rd’s Searching Dream, No Dreams October 4th, No Fever Dreams, and Finally, A Dream!
  5. At my music site, I shared songs from Luna, Gary Jules, Nine Inch Nails, Keith Emerson, Goblin Rebirth, The Chordettes, and Juliette Lewis!

Check out last week by clicking here!

Horror on TV: One Step Beyond 1.8 “Premonition” (dir by John Newland)


In this episode of One Step Beyond, which takes place over the course of several years, Lisa Garrick lives in fear of a chandelier in her family’s  home.  For her entire life, she has had a premonition that she is going to die when the chandelier comes crashing down.  She refuses to stop into the room but eventually, both her father and her fiancé, insist that she conquer her fear and enter the room.

Seriously, if she doesn’t want to enter the room …. don’t make her enter the room!  I love chandeliers but they do make me nervous.  They always look like there about to come crashing down to me.

I like this episode because the main character is named Lisa.

This episode originally aired on March 10th, 1959.

Film Review: Brothers (dir by Arthur Barron)


First released in 1977 and based on the real-life story of prison activist George Jackson, Brothers opens with David Thomas (Bernie Casey) being charged with robbing a gas station.

Thomas explains that, while he was in the car with the people who robbed the station, he personally had nothing to do with the robbery and did not know that it was going to happen.  Thomas’s attorney tells Thomas that the smart thing to do would just be to plead guilty.  That way, Thomas will probably just spend a few months in jail as an accessory and then he’ll be a free man.  Instead, the judge sentences Thomas to a sentence of one year to life in prison.  Essentially, Thomas will be in prison until the State decides to let him out.

Thomas serves his sentence at Mendocino Prison, where he has to deal with threats from both the white prisoners and the guards.  Thomas’s cellmate is Walter Nance (Ron O’Neal), a political activist who tells David that he’s “letting your time do you.”  Nance educates David, teaching him about both chess and radical politics.  Soon, David is publishing an underground newsletter that is discreetly passed around amongst the black prisoners.

Meanwhile, on the outside, David’s younger brother, Josh (Owen Pace), is trying to free David from prison.  Josh approaches a radical professor named Paula Jones (Vonetta McGee) and asks for her help in publicizing David’s case.  Paula is at first skeptical but, after she reads David’s writings, she starts to correspond with him.  Soon, David and Paula have fallen in love.  However, when Walter is murdered by the racist guards and David starts to organize within the prison, both David and Paula find themselves being targeted by the government.

As I said at the start of this review, Brothers is based on a true story.  David Thomas is based on George Jackson, who was sentenced to a year to life for robbery and who, while serving time in Soledad Penitentiary, wrote two books that made him a cause celebre amongst political radicals in the early 70s.  Paula Jones is based on Angela Davis, who was placed on the FBI’s Most Wanted list after a gun registered in her name was used by Jackson’s younger brother during a shoot-out at a courthouse.  (The shoot-out, which is depicted in the film, led to the murder of Judge Harold Haley and the deaths of Jonathan Jackson and two prisoners.)  George Jackson was later shot and killed while attempting to escape San Quentin.  In the film, the fate of David Thomas is just as violent but slightly more poetic.

There’s still a considerable amount of controversy as to whether or not George Jackson was a hardened criminal or an innocent man who was targeted for his activism.  Brothers is firmly on the side of George Jackson and Angela Davis, portraying them both as activists who are fighting back against an unjust system that is determined to hold them down and destroy them if necessary.  Bernie Casey and Vonetta McGree both give good performances as David Thomas and Paula Jones.  Casey, in particular, smolders with an intensity that makes him instantly believable as someone who could organize a rebellion.  Unfortunately, the film itself moves a bit too slowly for its own good and it ends on a false note, suggesting that David’s sacrifice has managed to unify both the white and the black prisoners against the guards.  Considering that, up until that point, the film had been honest about racism in prison, the ending feels like an attempt to provide some hope to an otherwise downbeat story.  Unfortunately, the hope doesn’t feel earned.  Still, Brothers is an interesting historical document, one that deals with issues that are still being fought over to this day.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: Simon, King of the Witches (dir by Bruce Kessler)


Simon (Andrew Prine) is a bearded man who lives in a storm drain and who says that he is on a quest to become a god.  He also says that he’s a warlock and he wants to make sure that everyone understands that there’s a huge difference between being a wizard and being a warlock.  Don’t call Simon a wizard!

Simon’s quest for godhood hasn’t led to much success so he makes his living selling trinkets and charms to gullible people.  One night, the police arrest him for vagrancy.  While sitting in jail, Simon meets Turk (George Paulsin), a gay male prostitute who quickly becomes Simon’s first disciple.  With the help of Turk, Simon is introduced to upper class society.  It turns out that Turk’s clients include several very wealthy people.  Simon is a hit on the party circuit.  Slumming hippies view him as a potential guru.  Wealthy people view him as a humorous oddity.  Simon meets other occultists and starts to engage in bizarre rituals.  He finds time to date Linda (Brenda Scott), the daughter of the totally square district attorney.  Some people insist that Simon is a fake and some people say he is the real thing.  For his part, Simon is soon getting revenge on all of his enemies and taking part in all sorts of freaky ceremonies as he continues his quest for supreme power.

Don’t let the supergroovy name fool you.  Like a lot of films about the 60s and 70s counterculture, Simon, King of the Witches is remarkably dull.  The action moves slowly.  The plot never really makes that much sense.  Andrew Prine gives a wonderfully over-the-top performance as Simon but the rest of the cast never really seems to wake up.  The film’s most interesting moments are the ones where Simon effortlessly switches from upper class society to “street” society.  Undoubtedly, this film’s portrait of jaded people looking for the new thing and getting taken advantage of by a sociopathic grifter felt very familiar in the 70s.  And, actually, I guess it still does.  There’s still a lot of wannabe gurus out there and a lot of people who have neither the willpower nor the intelligence to see through them.  But the film itself just too boring to really be effective.  Probably the most interesting thing about the film is that Simon seems to be a mix of Charles Manson and Rasputin.  Like Manson, Simon knows how to take advantage of those who are lost and seeking a place where they can belong.  And, like Rasputin, Simon turns his sordid lifestyle into an asset when he’s trying to thrill the stuffy old folks.

As I mentioned earlier, the film’s saving grace is Andrew Prine’s intense performance as Simon.  Prine himself was an up-and-coming actor with a bright future ahead of him until his girlfriend, Kathryn Kupcinet, was murdered in 1963.  As the boyfriend, Prine was immediately a suspect.  Though the police quickly cleared him, the scandal still derailed his career and he ended up spending the rest of his career in films like The Town That Dreaded Sundown, Amityville II, and Simon, King of the Witches.

Playing With Fire (1985, directed by Ivan Nagy)


David Phillips (Gary Coleman) is a teenager who sets fires when he gets upset.  He has many reasons to be upset.  His parents (Ron O’Neal and Cicely Tyson) are getting divorced and are constantly fighting.  His teachers at school are always getting on his back.  He has to take care of his younger siblings and his dog.  He can’t even get the bigger kids in school to let him play basketball with them.  At first, David just plays with his lighter but, after he accidentally sets his mother’s coat on fire, David discovers that he likes to watch things burn.  David and his mother both claim it’s just coincidence that David is always nearby whenever a fire breaks out but Fire Chief Walker (Yaphet Kotto) knows what’s really going on.  After David nearly burns down his house, Walker tries to reach him before it’s too late.

This isn’t really meant to be a horror film  but it’s shot like one, with plenty of scenes of Gary Coleman staring at a burning fire with a possessed-look in his eyes.  The movie tries to make David sympathetic but the scene where he threatens his own dog with a lighter suggests that David has more problems than just his parents splitting up.  This was Gary Coleman’s first dramatic role.  I think it may have also been his only dramatic role.  It’s not that he’s not convincing as a really angry kid.  It’s just that he’s Gary Coleman so, no matter how much the movie tries, it still comes across as being a special episode of Diff’rent Strokes where Arnold becomes a pyromaniac.  Coleman tries to play up the drama of the situation but it’s hard not to laugh whenever he looks shocked at one of the fires that he has just started.  Every scene seems like it should end with Conrad Bain showing up with the cops.

For years, this movie was next to impossible to find but finally, someone found an old VHS tape in their garage and uploaded the movie to both YouTube and the Internet Archive, ensuring the world will never forget the time that Gary Coleman played with fire.

One final note: the director is better known for eventually becoming business partners with notorious Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life on the Street 1.1 “Gone For Goode”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

Today, I take a look at the pilot for a show that has been called one of the best of all time.

Episode 1.1 “Gone For Goode”

(Directed by Barry Levinson, originally aired on January 31st, 1993)

The opening credits for the first episode of Homicide: Life on the Street immediately announce that the show is not going to be a typical network cop show.  The music starts out as moody and low-key before eventually being dominated by a pulsating beat.  The images of dirty streets and crumbling rowhouses and of a dog running around behind a fence are all in black-and-white.  The faces of the cast appear, the majority of them in harsh close-up.  When viewed today, most of the faces are familiar.  Daniel Baldwin, Ned Beatty, Andre Braugher, Clark Johnson, Yaphet Kotto, Melissa Leo, Jon Polito, and Kyle Secor all flash by and the thing that the viewer will immediately notice is that it’s almost as if they’ve been filmed to remove any hint of glamour or attractiveness.  (Out of that impressive cast, only Baldwin, Johnson, Leo, and Secor are still with us.)

Gone for Goode tells several stories, introducing the detectives as they investigate various murders in Baltimore.  Meldrick Lewis (Clark Johnson) and Steve Crosetti (Jon Polito) are first seen searching for a bullet in a dark alleyway and arguing in only the way that two people who have worked with each other for a long time can argue.  Lewis continually refers to Crosetti as a “salami-head,” and Crosetti, who claims that he’s being kept up at night by his doubts about whether or not John Wilkes Booth was actually Lincoln’s assassin, repeatedly says that Lewis will regret that.  Later, Crosetti writes a complaint about the ethnic insults that he’s been forced to listen to but apparently, he never actually sends it.

When not arguing with each other, Crosetti and Lewis investigate “Aunt Calpurnia,” who has buried five husbands and whose niece has nearly been murdered three times.  Aunt Calpurnia has life insurance policies out on everyone.  While digging up Calpurnia’s former husband, Lewis comments that the body in the grave doesn’t look as large as the man in the picture that he’s been given.  The cemetery’s caretaker replies, “Nobody stays fat down there.”  Technically, that’s true but it also turns out that the wrong man was buried in the grave and the caretaker has no idea where anyone is actually buried.

Detective Felton (Daniel Baldwin) and Detective Howard (Melissa Leo) investigate the murder of a man who was found decaying in a basement.  Howard is the primary detective on the case because Felton, being a screw-up, has too many unsolved cases under his name on the dry-erase board that dominates the squad room.  Howard currently has a streak of solved homicides and that continues for her when the murderer just happens to call the crime scene and then agrees to come in for a talk.

Detective Stanley Bolander (Ned Beatty) guilts Detective John Munch (Richard Belzer, who would play the same character years later on Law & Order: SVU) into investigating a hit-and-run that happened months ago.  Munch, who earlier tells a suspect that he is not Montel Williams (“So don’t like to me like I’m Montel Williams”) and leaves both Bolander and the suspect confused as to who Montel Williams is, eventually discovers that the murder was committed by a brain-dread idiot who can only repeat, “I was drinking,” when he’s confronted with his guilt.

Finally, Lt. Al Giardello (Yaphet Kotto) assigns Felton to work with Frank Pembleton (Andre Braugher), a brilliant but arrogant detective who insists on working alone.  Pembleton and Felton’s partnership begins with Pembleton spending an hour in the station’s garage, searching for his squad car because Pembleton forgot to write down the parking space on the back of his keys.  (Of course the garage is full of identical white cars.)  When Felton says suggests just going upstairs and getting a new set of keys, Pembleton shouts that the next car he tries to unlock could be the right car.

Needless to say, the Pembleton/Felton partnership does not last and Pembleton instead ends up working with an eager newcomer to the squad, Tim Bayliss (Kyle Secor).  They two of them work surprisingly well together until Bayliss objects to Pembleton “fooling” a suspect into waving his right to an attorney.

As the episode comes to a close, Bayliss answers his first call in the squad room.  At the crime scene, in the middle of a torrential storm, he discovers the body of a small girl.

I have to say that the idea of trying to review Homicide: Life on The Street is a bit intimidating, just because the show has got an almost legendary reputation.  It’s often described as being the best cop show of the 90s, as well as being held up as a perfect example of a show that was too good to last.  It was never a hit in the ratings and came close to being canceled several times.  Because it was filmed in Baltimore, it was viewed as being an outsider amongst the New York and Hollywood-produced shows that dominated the airwaves.  Executive produced by Barry Levinson (who also directed Gone for Goode) and based on a non-fiction book by David Simon, Homicide is the show that is often cited as the precursor for The Wire, another show that was loved by the critics but not by its network or the Emmy voters.

The pilot is intriguing, largely because it seems determined to scare off its audience.  Unlike other television  detectives, who are inevitably portrayed as being crusaders who are obsessed with justice, the detectives in Homicide are a blue collar bunch who, for the most part, are just doing their job.  Sure, someone like Frank Pembleton might be brilliant.  And Stanley Bolander might truly mean it when he tells Munch that “we speak for the dead.”  And Bayliss does seem to be very enthusiastic about being a “thinking” policeman.  But the show suggests that most detectives are like Felton, Lewis, and Much.  They’re not particularly brilliant and their approach to the job can sometimes seem callous.  But occasionally, they get lucky and a murder is solved.  Indeed, if there is any real message to the pilot, it’s that criminals are stupid.  They get caught not because of brilliant police work but because they do stupid things, like calling the crime scene or failing to ditch the car that they sole.

That said, the pilot also does what a pilot is supposed to do.  It introduces the characters and gives them just enough space to make an impression, along with also leaving enough room for them to grow.  The characters may not all be instantly likeable but, fortunately, the strong cast holds your interest.  The pilot is very much a product of the 90s, with Munch ranting about Montel Williams and Crosetti mentioning Madonna at one point.  But, at the same time, it still feels relevant today.  Pop culture might change but murder remains the same.

Horror Scenes I Love: Donald Pleasence in Halloween


Yesterday was the 105th anniversary of the birth of the great actor Donald Pleasence.

(I know that may sound like a wordy way to say “birthday” but I always find it awkward to refer to those who are no longer with us as having a birthday.)

We can’t let October pass without paying tribute to Pleasence.  Here is in 1978’s Halloween, playing the role for which he was best-known amongst horror fans.

“Whisperer”, Short Film Review, By Case Wright


Hi Horror and Case Lovers! So, I could not find a title card image for this short, but clowns scare the $#!% out of me so here we are. Just remember, that’s their real skin, not makeup. The oversized shoes and red nose are just to get you to let your guard down before they kill you! Now, you are able to face the world once again!

The short begins with a college student doing some cleaning at home. He checks the hallways and he sees…. yes a clown! Damn it! WHY?! WHY?!

Clowns, between you and me – why are you even a thing? I know what motivates you to make people mess their pants regardless of the season- you must feed, but why?! Can’t you just be anything else and still feast upon the living?

The Clown confronts the young man and…. he tries to kill him with a crowbar, but the would-be victim fights back with GUNS!!!
Yes, GUNS ARE THE ANSWER! GUNS! They are Clown Repellent! They are Clown-Be-Gone!
The Crowbar vs Clown is pretty effective too.

Now, is this short the result of two bored frat guys? Probably, but I’m ok because clowns are a menace!
Yes, it ends with a gun solving the Clown Menace! This short worked for me!