The Cleaning Lady opens with a close-up of several mice in a box. A hand reaches down and scoops up the mice, one-by-one. The mice are dropped into a blender. We watch as a finger turns the blender on. Now, before anyone panics, we don’t actually see the mice get turned into puree or anything like that. (Indeed, if we had, I would have stopped watching the movie right at that moment.) Still, just the sound of that blender coming to life was enough to make me cringe.
It’s also a signal of the type of film that The Cleaning Lady is going to be. This is a dark horror movie about some seriously damaged individuals. If you think that things can’t get any darker than mice being dropped in a blender, just you wait.
The film opens with the travails of Alice (Alexis Kendra), who has a nice apartment and a married boyfriend. The problem with having a married boyfriend is that, no matter how much you love him, you still have to deal with the guilt of being a homewrecker. Unfortunately, Alice is “addicted to love” and she simply cannot seem to resist the urge to call Michael (Stelio Savante) and ask him to come over to her place. Not even attending a support group seems to help. (Of course, Michael does invite her to to go to Italy with him and, seriously, who could resist a free trip to Italy?)
As for Alice’s apartment, it’s nice and big but what’s the point if you can’t keep it clean and neat? Fortunately, Shelly (Rachel Alig) is here to help! Shelly is the cleaning lady and she has a habit of mysteriously materializing in Alice’s apartment. At first, Alice is a little bit nervous around the heavily scarred and withdrawn Shelly. However, Alice soon comes to appreciate Alice’s ability to unplug a drain and dispose of dead rodents. Soon, Alice is making Shelly dinner and inviting her to stay over and watch movies. Alice even drives Shelly home one night and is shocked to discover that Shelly apparently lives out in the middle-of-nowhere.
Now, admittedly, Alice’s motives aren’t entirely altruistic. There’s a hint of elitism to Alice’s attempts to be nice to “the help.” Even more importantly, spending time with Shelly gives Alice something to do other than calling up Michael. Alice is using Shelly to break her addiction.
What Alice doesn’t realize is that 1) Shelly’s become a bit addicted to her company and 2) Shelly is willing to do just about anything to get closer to Alice. I’m not going to spoil things by discussing just how far Shelly goes but let’s just say that things do a get a bit extreme. And that’s even before the knives and the axes come out!
The Cleaning Lady is hardly the first horror film to be made about obsession, nor will it be the last. That said, it’s still an effectively creepy film. By making Alice as obsessed with Michael as Shelly is with Alice, the film brings a few unexpected wrinkles to its plot and both Alexis Kendra and Rachel Alig do a good job bringing their characters to life, with Alig even managing to generate some sympathy for poor, scarred Shelly. Alig especially deserves credit for underplaying a few key scenes, as opposed to going full psycho. The fact that Shelly rarely speaks above a whisper actually makes her far more intimidating than she would have been if she had spent the entire movie screaming at her prey.
All in all, this is an effective indie horror film. Of course, after seeing the film, it’s possible that you might never look at a blender the same way again….