Retro Television Review: Saved By The Bell: The New Class 1.5 “Love Is On The Air”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Saved By The Bell: The New Class, which ran on NBC from 1993 to 2o00.  The show is currently on Prime.

This week, Scott takes over Bayside Radio.  Hey, Zack did that too!

Episode 1.5 “Love Is On The Air”

(Dir by Don Barnhart, originally aired on October 9th, 1993)

The school board is threatening to close down Bayside’s radio station!

Really?  Didn’t we already do this story on the original Saved By The Bell?  For that matter, wasn’t this exact same plot used on California Dreams, City Guys, Malibu CA, and Hang Time?  Why was Peter Engel so obsessed with high school radio stations?

Scott, of course, talks Mr. Belding into letting him run the station.  Scott wants Lindsay to do an advice show but, right before the show starts, Lindsay has a fight with Tommy D and runs out of the studio.  While Scott is trying to get Lindsay to come back, Weasel goes on the air as “Dr, Love.”  Weasel’s gives relationship advice to anyone who calls in.  No one realizes that they’re actually talking to Weasel.  “Dr. Love” becomes extremely popular while Weasel remains unpopular, despite the fact that he was the most popular kid in school just two episodes ago.

This was a dumb episode.  It perhaps would have been worse if it had aired during the original run of Saved By The Bell, just because Screech would have been Dr. Love.  Isaac Lidsky, who is today a respected businessman, was a considerably better actor than Dustin Diamond and Weasel was easier to take than Screech.  That said, Scott’s sociopathic behavior in this episode was considerably less charming than Zack’s.  Every episode seems to feature Scott trying to break up Lindsay and Tommy D but Lindsay and Tommy seem pretty happy together.  Zack may have competed with Slater for Kelly’s attention but Kelly was single at the time and clearly interested in him.  Lindsay seems to be totally into Tommy.  Scott’s pathological obsession with breaking up a happy couple doesn’t make Scott a particularly likable protagonist

Go back to Valley, Scott!  Bayside doesn’t need you.

Celebrate Mardi Gras With The Easy Rider Gang


Happy Mardi Gras!

Here is the Mardi Gras sequence from 1969’s Easy Rider.  Featuring Peter Fonda, Dennis Hopper, Karen Black, and Toni Basil walking through the streets of New Orleans, this scene was actually filmed during Mardi Gras.  Those are real Mardi Gras floats and real Mardi Gras participants staring at the camera.  That’s an actual citizen of New Orleans with whom Dennis Hopper appears to have nearly gotten into a fight.  Personally, I relate to Toni Basil in this scene.  She is having a good time no matter what!

I just love how Toni Basil can’t help but dance, no matter what.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special New Orleans Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today, the Shattered Lens pays homage to the greatest of Mardi Gras cities, New Orleans!

4 Shots From 4 New Orleans-Set Films

Easy Rider (1969, dir by Dennis Hopper, DP: Laszlo Kovacs)

Zandalee (1990, dir by Sam Pillsbury, DP: Walt Lloyd)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008, dir by David Fincher, DP: Claudio Miranda)

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009, dir by Werner Herzog, DP: Peter Zieitlinger)

 

Music Video of the Day: Bayou Boy by Graham Barham (2024, dir by ????)


Happy Mardi Gras to all!

What can I say about this video other than it’s definitely authentic?  There’s a lot of people who will be able to relate to every word of this song.  This guy actually reminds me of more than a few of my cousins.  The fact that the song features more than a little Cajun French only contributes to the authenticity.

Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 5.9 “Finders Keepers”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Prime!

This week is just a mess.

Episode 5.9 “Finders Keepers”

(Dir by John Peyser, originally aired on November 29th, 1981)

Oh, it’s a Steve McLeish episode!

These episodes are fun because they were so obviously written and re-written to try to cover up the fact that Caitlyn Jenner was a terrible actor.  In this episode, we learn that Steve is into rare flowers and that he drives a pretty snazzy convertible.  And yet, despite these character details, Steve still doesn’t really have a personality beyond being kind of twitchy and always hesitating before delivering his lines.  Jenner seemed to be made out of charisma anti-matter and it’s bizarre to see a public figure with absolutely zero screen presence.

This episode is a mess.  Two teens steal a car and come into possession of some stolen money.  Steve searches for the stolen car.  An eccentric bounty hunter (Noble Willingham) drives from Texas to California in a pink Cadillac and gets in everyone’s way as he chases a fugitive.  Oscar nominee Amy Madigan appears as a country singer who would really like to get it on with Baker but Baker always ends up running late.  Ponch makes three brief appearances in this episode.  It’s explained that he’s preparing to testify in a huge trial and that’s why Baker and Steve are temporary partners.  None of the storylines really feel complete or connected.  One gets the feeling that three different scripts were just randomly crammed together.

This episode had two effective car crashes and it was somewhat amusing to watch as Baker always showed up just a minute or two after Amy Madigan stopped singing.  That said, this episode didn’t add up to much.  The only thing that really made it watchable was Jenner’s bizarre performance.

There’s a part of me that kind of hopes that Ponch never comes back!  Of course, if that happened, it would no longer be….

Song of the Day: If You’ll Hold The Ladder (I’ll Climb To The Top), performed by Robert Duvall


Robert Duvall missed out on his chance to play Haven Hamilton in Robert Altman’s Nashville but 8 years later, he gave a performance as a country musician that would him his only Oscar.

This is from 1983’s Tender Mercies.

Robert Duvall, RIP

 

Robert Duvall, RIP


Salud, you glorious actor.

I knew this day was going to come because he was only 5 years away from 100 but still, it breaks my heart.

Rest in peace, Robert Duvall.

In my opinion, Robert Duvall was the best of American actors to come to prominence during the 60s and 70s, someone who was consistently great, who could move you to tears or make you laugh, someone who was just as good at being a villain as he was at being a hero.  It’s hard not to think of a single movie that was not improved by the presence of Robert Duvall.

He was the original Boo Radley and, though he was only in To Kill A Mockingbird for a few minutes, his performance was unforgettable.  He captured both the shyness and the compassion of an outcast with a good heart.

In M*A*S*H, he was Major Frank Burns, the dangerously incompetent doctor who drove Bud Cort to tears, got punched out be Elliott Gould, and eventually tried to kill Donald Sutherland.  Burns was the perfect villain and Duvall wisely didn’t play the role for laughs.

In the original Godfather novel, Tom Hagen was described as being bland and colorless.  In the films, Duvall transformed him into one of the most vibrant characters in the entire saga.  During the first film, when he asks Michael “why am I out?,” he breaks your heart.  When Michael snaps at him in the sequel, you realize that Michael is losing the one person who still cares about him.  His absence in Godfather Part III is so deeply felt that it makes you realize that Robert Duvall was just as important to the saga as Pacino, Caan, Brando, and the rest.

(Robert Duvall had previously worked with Brando in The Chase and, on the set of The Godfather, he was one of the few actors who could call Marlon out.  Once, when Marlon was holding up filming with a hundred nit-picky questions, Duvall said, “Don’t worry, Marlon, we don’t have anywhere to be either.”  Marlon laughed and shot the scene.)

In Apocalypse Now, Duvall delivery of one line — “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” — summed up everything that the film had to say about war.

In Tender Mercies, he gave one of the most honest performances that I’ve ever seen and he won a deserved Oscar.  Tender Mercies is one of the great Texas films and that’s largely due to Robert Duvall.

In the miniseries Lonesome Dove, he made you laugh, he made you cry, he made you believe that he had stepped out of the Old West, and he made it all look easy.

With The Apostle, he proved himself to be as strong a director as an actor.  He crafted one of the best American films about religion to come out in the 90s and he gave a fearless performance that should have won him a second Oscar.

Even in a seriously flawed film like The Judge, he could hold your attention like few other actors.

Robert Duvall was born in California, raised in Maryland, and began his career in New York and yet somehow, he was one of the most authentic Southerners that I’ve ever seen on screen.  Down in my part of the world, we considered him to be something of an honorary Texan.  By most reports, he had the fiercely independent but generous spirit that defines the best of the Southwest.  When he was a struggling actor, his roommates were Gene Hackman and Dustin Hoffman.  His best friend was James Caan.  He knew and worked with the best actors and directors of the past 60 years.

He was a truly one of the greats.  He may be gone but his performances will live forever.

 

Join #MondayMania For The Cheating Pact!


Hi, everyone!  Tonight, on twitter, I will be hosting one of my favorite films for #MondayMania!  Join us for 2013’s The Cheating Pact!

You can find the movie on Prime and Tubi and then you can join us on twitter at 9 pm central time!  (That’s 10 pm for you folks on the East Coast.)  See you then!