When I first heard that Liam Neeson would be playing Frank Drebin, Jr. in a reboot of THE NAKED GUN series, I thought it might be a joke. Turns out it was the absolute truth! I’ll admit that I love the original NAKED GUN movies starring Leslie Nielsen. I watched every one of them at the movie theater and proudly own the DVD box set. Based on that love, I certainly hope that Neeson’s version will be a fun movie, and I’ll probably watch it at the movie theater sometime after it opens on August 1st as well. Check out the trailer for THE NAKED GUN (2025) below!
Bedazzled (2000, directed by Harold Ramis)
Elliot (Brendan Fraser) has a go-nowhere job at a computer company and an unrequited crush on Alison (Frances O’Connor), a co-worker who doesn’t even know who he is. One night, at a bar afterwork, he’s approached by the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley), who offers Elliot seven wishes in return for his soul. Elliot agrees but then he discovers that the Devil is tricky and his wishes always have an complication. Elliot wants to be powerful so the Devil turns him into a Columbian drug lord. Elliot wants to be sensitive and the Devil turns him into a whiny crybaby. Elliot wants to be president and suddenly, he’s Abraham Lincoln being told to get ready for the theater. Whenever things start to get too dangerous, the Devil brings Elliot back to reality so that she can continue to taunt him.
An Americanized remake of a British comedy that starred Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, Bedazzled was unfairly savaged by the critics when it was first released. While it can’t match the wit and heart of the original and not all of the wishes are equally effective, the remake has its charms. When Bedazzled first came out, most people talked about Elizabeth Hurley’s sexy performance of the Devil. When she appears as a school teacher, it’s not a surprise that every student brings her an apple at the start of the day. Hurley is so sexy that it’s easy to miss that she’s also giving a really good performance. Hurley’s Devil is a prankster. She likes to steal souls but mostly, she’s just having fun ruining all of Fraser’s wishes. Brendan Fraser is likable as Elliot and the way he responds to each wish gives him a chance to show off his comedic skills. Finally, the movie has a good ending, with Elliot growing up and realizing the truth about his crush on Alison.
Bedazzled may not be up to the level of some of director Harold Ramis’s other films but it’s still better than its reputation.
Retro Television Review: The American Short Story #3 “The Jolly Corner”
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Saturdays, I will be reviewing The American Short Story, which ran semi-regularly on PBS in 1974 to 1981. The entire show can be purchased on Prime and found on YouTube and Tubi.
This week, we have an adaptation of a Henry James short story.
Episode #3 “The Jolly Corner”
(Dir by Arthur Barron, originally aired in 1975)
In 1906, Spencer Brydon (Fritz Weaver) returns to America from Europe, where he’s spent the majority of his adult life. Brydon has specifically returned to oversee some properties that he has inherited, including his childhood home and an adjacent building that’s going to be turned into an apartment complex. The middle-aged Brydon reconnects with his old friend, Alice Shaverton (Salome Jens), and finds himself wondering what type of man he would have come if he had stayed and worked in America as opposed to living a life of leisure in Europe.
Soon, Spencer comes to feel that his alternate “American” self is actually haunting his childhood home, his so-called “Jolly Corner.” His American self haunts him like a ghost, a menacing shadow that continually forces him to ask “what if?” He becomes obsessed with both his former home and his shadowy alter ego. But is this American version of Spencer Brydon real? And if it is real, what does it want from the Spencer Brydon who went to Europe?
This was a really well-done adaptation of a Henry James short story, one that was full of gothic atmosphere and which featured a compelling lead performance from Fritz Weaver. As directed by Arthur Barron, this episode did a good job of portraying the story’s horror elements while also reminding us that James’s story, for all of its talk of ghosts and alternate realities, is ultimately a portrait of a really bad midlife crisis. Spencer did what a lot of rich Americans do. He went to Europe to escape the responsibilities of his home country. And now, in middle-age, he’s asking himself, “Is this all there is?”
If nothing else, watching this episode might inspire the viewer to read more Henry James. That’s a good thing.
A Scene That I Love: Jack Chan and Jackie Chan Fight Bandits In Twin Dragons
Last night, I watched the #FridayNightFlix presentation of Twin Dragons. Jack Chan played twin brothers who shared a psychic link. One of them is a composer and the other is street racer and martial artist. In this scene, the two brothers team up to fight off a group of bandits. Double the Jackie means double the action!
4 Shots From 4 Summer Films
4 Or More Shots From 4 Or More Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!
Yesterday was the first day of summer! That means that it will be 103 degrees in no time! Here are 4 shots from 4 “summer” films.
4 Shots From 4 Summer Films
Summertime (1955, Dir. by David Lean)
Smiles Of A Summer Night (1955, Dir. by Ingmar Bergman)
The Endless Summer (1966, Dir. by Bruce Brown)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997, Dir. by Jim Gillespie)
Song of the Day: Talkin’ Baseball by Terry Cashman
The Rangers won yesterday and I feel like celebrating with today’s song of the day! Talkin’ Baseball was recorded in 1981 and it’s gone on to become one of the great baseball songs.
The Whiz Kids had won it,
Bobby Thomson had done it,
And Yogi read the comics all the while.
Rock ‘n roll was being born,
Marijuana, we would scorn,
So down on the corner,
The national past-time went on trial.
We’re talkin’ baseball!
Kluszewski, Campanella.
Talkin’ baseball!
The Man and Bobby Feller.
The Scooter, the Barber, and the Newc,
They knew ’em all from Boston to Dubuque.
Especially Willie, Mickey, and the Duke.
Well, Casey was winning,
Hank Aaron was beginning,
One Robbie going out, one coming in.
Kiner and Midget Gaedel,
The Thumper and Mel Parnell,
And Ike was the only one winning down in Washington.
We’re talkin’ baseball!
Kluszewski, Campanella.
Talkin’ baseball!
The Man and Bobby Feller.
The Scooter, the Barber, and the Newc,
They knew ’em all from Boston to Dubuque.
Especially Willie, Mickey, and the Duke.
Now my old friend, The Bachelor,
Well, he swore he was the Oklahoma Kid.
And Cookie played hooky,
To go and see the Duke.
And me, I always loved Willie Mays,
Those were the days!
Well, now it’s the 80s,
And Brett is the greatest,
And Bobby Bonds can play for everyone.
Rose is at the Vet,
And Rusty again is a Met,
And the great Alexander is pitchin’ again in Washington.
I’m talkin’ baseball!
Like Reggie, Quisenberry.
Talkin’ baseball!
Carew and Gaylord Perry,
Seaver, Garvey, Schmidt and Vida Blue,
If Cooperstown is calling, it’s no fluke.
They’ll be with Willie, Mickey, and the Duke.
Willie, Mickey, and the Duke. (Say hey, say hey, say hey)
It was Willie, Mickey and the Duke (Say hey, say hey, say hey)
I’m talkin’ Willie, Mickey and the Duke (Say hey, say hey, say hey)
Willie, Mickey, and the Duke. (Say hey, say hey, say hey)
Say Willie, Mickey, and the Duke. (Say hey, say hey, say hey)
Live Tweet Alert: Join #ScarySocial for A Quiet Place: Day One!
As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter. I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie! Every week, we get together. We watch a movie. We tweet our way through it.
Tonight, at 9 pm et, Deanna Dawn will be hosting #ScarySocial! The movie? A Quiet Place: Day One!
If you want to join us this Friday, just hop onto twitter, start the movie at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag! It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.
The film is available on Prime!
Artwork of the Day: Marta (Artist Unknown)
Artist Unknown
This cover is from 1963.
Music Video of the Day: Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche) by 98º (2000, Dir. by Wayne Isham)
Would you give 98 Degrees just one night?
98 Degrees was a part of the whole boy band era but, unlike NSYNC, The Backstreet Boys, and O-Town, the members of 98 Degrees actually formed the band on their own. They weren’t put together by a producer or a record company. That’s one of the many reasons was 98 Degrees was better than the typical boy band. They also wrote and produced most of their own songs instead of relying on a record company to hire someone to do it for them.
As for this video, it was filmed in Chichen Itza, Yucatan, Mexico and it features 98 Degrees performing amongst Mayan ruins.
Enjoy!
Late Night Retro Television Review: Friday the 13th: The Series 3.16 “My Wife As A Dog”
Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The entire series can be found on YouTube!
This week, it’s all about a man and his dog.
Episode 3.16 “My Wife As A Dog”
(Dir by Armando Mastroianni, originally aired on February 19th, 1990)
I knew I was going to dislike this episode as soon as I saw the title.
While Johnny and Micki spend their time trying to get the store up to code so that it can pass a fire inspection (and good luck doing that when there’s a literal portal to Hell located in the basement), Jack searches for a cursed leash. Jack has no idea what the leash does. He just knows that it’s cursed. However, the leash’s owner — fireman Aubry Ross (Denis Forest, making his fourth appearance on the show) — has figured out that, by using the leash to strangle people, he can transport the mind of his dying dog into the body of his estranged (but not dying) wife.
Or something like that. To be honest, I had a hard time following the particulars of this curse. Fortunately, so did Jack. This is the first episode that I can think of where Jack admits that he has no idea how a cursed objects works. Even when he retrieves the leash at the end of the episode, he admits that he’s still not sure what Aubry actually did with it. Jack being confused made me feel a little bit less dumb so I was happy with that. The episode ends with Aubry in jail, being visited his panting wife. She brings him his slippers because she’s now a dog in a human body.
Ugh. This was an attempt to do a light-hearted episode and I respect the show for trying to do something different. At the same time, it also featured four murders and a woman, who simply wanted to get a divorce from her creepy husband, being transformed into a dog. Our regulars were barely in this episode and, when they did appear, we had to suffer through some awkward flirting between Johnny and Micki. Denis Forest did a good job as Aubry but otherwise, this was an episode that I could just as soon forget.
Through the Shattered Lens