Late Night Retro Television Review: Monsters 2.9 “Reaper”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on YouTube.

This week, on Monsters, an elderly man tries to make a deal with Death.  Because if there’s anyone you can trust to honor a verbal agreement, it’s the Grim Reaper.

Episode 2.9 “Reaper”

(Dir by John Lafia, originally aired on November 26th, 1989)

Robert Ross (George D. Wallace) is a bitter old man who is living out his final days in a retirement home.  Not even the sight of one of his neighbors celebrating her 103rd birthday can cheer up the angry Robert.  However, things look up for Robert when he meets a new nurse, an incurable optimist named Sheila (Barbara Billingsley).  Robert falls in love with her and Sheila seems to be falling in love with Robert as well.

What a terrible time for Dr. Morton (Curt Lowens) to show up in the middle of the night!  Now, it should be understood that Dr. Morton is not actually a doctor nor is he human.  Instead, he’s the Grim Reaper and he’s come to collect Robert’s life.  Robert begs for a few more years and offers to do anything to live.  The Grim Reaper makes a deal with Robert.  If Robert kills three people, the Reaper will allow him to live.  The requirement is that Robert has to personally kill each person and that he has to kill when the Reaper tells him to.  At the same time, Robert can pick his victims.  The Reaper is not particular about who he takes away with him.

Robert agrees and soon discovers that murder isn’t as difficult as he thought.  After the first two murders, Robert is able to rise from his wheelchair and he starts to move around with a spring in his step.  He’s ready to ask Sheila to marry him but then he spots Dr. Morton in the nursing home.  Dr. Morton explains that it is Sheila’s time, unless Robert can send him a third life.  Robert agrees but it turns out that he’s not the only one at the nursing home who has made a deal with the Grim Reaper.  Afterall, how else do you think that woman has lived to be a 103?

Especially when compared to last week’s disappointing episode, Reaper is superior episode of Monsters.  Along with telling an interesting story (and, for once, this is an episode that feels neither rushed nor padded for length), this episode featured strong performances from Wallace, Billingsley, and Lowens and a memorable villain in the form of the skull-faced Grim Reaper.  Director John Lafia does a good job of creating and maintaining a properly ominous and creepy atmosphere.  The image of the Grim Reaper standing in the dark hallway of the nursing home is genuinely unsettling.  This was a good and effective episode that ended with a properly macabre twist.

The Films of 2024: Bleeding Love (dir by Emma Westenberg)


Bleeding Love opens with a father (Ewan McGregor) driving his pickup truck across the desert.  Sitting next to him is his 20 year-old daughter (Clara McGregor).

Over the course of Bleeding Love, we come to know quite a lot about these two.  We know that the Father is divorced from the Daughter’s mother and that he has since remarried and has started a second family.  We know that the Daughter has never met her Father’s new wife.  We know that the Father has been sober for several years and now regularly attends AA, where he talks about the many regrets that continue to haunt him.  We know that the Daughter grew up both loving her Father and also being scared of the way he would get when he was drunk.  We know the Father is a landscaper.  We know the Daughter is a painter who feels like she has lost whatever once inspired her.  Father follows the rules.  Daughter shoplifts tiny bottles of liquor from a gas station.  Father talks a lot because he’s not sure what to say.  Daughter is often silent for the same reason.  Father is concerned about Daughter.  Daughter barely survived and overdose just a few hours before Father announced they were going to see a friend of his.  

We learn a lot about the Father and the Daughter but we never learn their names.  (Father calls Daughter by her childhood nickname of “Turbo,” even though she specifically asks him not to.)  They’re meant to be universal characters, standing in for all fathers and daughters who are trying to figure out how to relate to each other.  Appropriately enough, the characters are played by an actual father-daughter team, Ewan and Clara McGregor.  (Clara also had a hand in writing and producing the film.)

Bleeding Love follows Father and Daughter as they drive across the desert.  (Father has told Daughter that they’re just visiting an old friend but what Daughter doesn’t know is that old friend also runs a drug rehab.)  Along the way, they sometimes argue and they sometimes bond, especially over the music playing on the radio.  (There’s a reason why this film is named after a Leona Lewis song.)  They meet the usual collection of eccentrics that always tend to populate road movies like this.  I liked Kim Zimmer’s performance as Elsie, the driver of a tow truck who takes Father and Daughter to her cousin’s birthday party.  (At the party, Daughter tricks a man in a clown suit into giving her beer.)  I also liked the performance of Vera Bulder, playing a prostitute named Tommy who helps Father and Daughter after the latter gets bitten by a spider.  Not everyone on the road is as friendly as Elsie or Tommy, as both Father and Daughter eventually discover.

When Bleeding Love first started, I was a bit skeptical as to whether or not the film would work.  There are a few moments where the film does seem to be trying a bit too hard to force an emotional response from the viewer.  However, both McGregors are strong, likable, and sympathetic in their roles and their natural chemistry as father-and-daughter goes a long way towards making the relationship of their characters in the film feel real and poignant.  Ewan pours himself into a scene where he talks about his past mistakes while Clara plays Daughter as someone who is angry and impulsive but not stupid.  I related to Daughter and her relationship with her Father.  There’s a lot of emotional truth to be found in their sometimes angry, sometime funny conversations on the road. 

Thanks to Clara and Ewan McGregor, Bleeding Love works as a portrait of regret and addiction and a celebration of the bond between child and parent.

 

Defiance (1980, directed by John Flynn)


Serving out a six-month suspension, Merchant Seaman Tommy Campbell (Jan-Michael Vincent) rents an apartment on New York’s Lower East Side and passes the time painting and trying to learn Spanish in hope of getting assigned to a ship that is heading to Panama.

Tommy just wants to be left alone but he finds himself being drawn into the close-knit neighborhood.  He becomes friends with Carmine (Danny Aiello) and more than friends with his upstairs neighbor (Theresa Saldana).  He becomes a mentor to a street kid (Fernando Lopez) who lives with a punch-drunk boxer named called Whacko (Lenny Montana).  Abe (Art Carney), who owns the local bodega, agrees to let Tommy use his phone.

Tommy also finds himself drawing the attention of Angel Cruz (Rudy Ramos), head of the local street gang.  Tommy doesn’t want to get involved in any trouble.  He just wants to serve his suspension and sail to Panama.  But with Angel and his gang terrorizing the neighborhood and even robbing a church bingo game, Tommy and his friends finally stand up to the gang.

Defiance is more intelligent and realistic than many of the other urban vigilante movies that came out in the 70s and 80s.  Tommy never becomes a cold-blooded killer, like Charles Bronson did in the Death Wish films.  Instead, he spends most of the film trying to stay out of trouble and, when he does stand up for himself and the neighborhood, he does so realistically.  He fights the gang members but he doesn’t set out to the kill them.  About as deliberately destructive as he and Carmine get is that they destroy Angel’s car.  Rather than being a typical vigilante movie, Defiance is a portrait of a neighborhood where everyone takes care of everyone else.  Angel and his gang mistake the neighborhood’s kindness for weakness.  The neighborhood proves them wrong.

Defiance stars two actors who never quite got their due.  Theresa Saldana’s promising career was derailed when she was attacked and nearly killed by a deranged stalker in 1982.  Though she recovered and went on to do a lot of television, she never became the star that she should have.  Jan-Michael Vincent did become a star in the 70s and 80s but he later became better-known for his struggles with drugs and alcohol.  Both of them are very good in Defiance and leave you thinking about the careers that they could have had if things had just gone differently.

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 4.17 “Lose One, Win One/The $10,000 Lover/Mind My Wife”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week’s cruise proves that you never knew who you would see on The Love Boat as both Jill St. John and Ron “Horshack” Pallilo set sail for adventure.

Episode 4.17 “Lose One, Win One/The $10,000 Lover/Mind My Wife”

(Dir by Jack Arnold, originally aired on January 31st, 1981)

I have often said that the least believable thing about The Love Boat has been its portrayal of Doc Bricker (played, in likable but mild-mannered fashion, by Bernie Kopell) as being a legendary seducer.  This week’s episode, however, features something that is even less believable.  Ron Pallilo (yes, Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter) plays Casper Martin, the world’s most successful lover.

Yes, seriously.

Now, in the show’s defense, everyone points out that Casper is a bit on the …. nerdy side.  Gopher even calls him a nerd and if there’s anything that Gopher knows about, it’s being a nerd.  But apparently, women are supposed to find Casper to be irresistible.  (Speaking for myself …. uhmm, no.)  Though Casper himself doesn’t know it, he boards the ship just five sexual encounters away from setting the world record.  On the first day of the cruise, he takes it down to just being two encounters away.  (SERIOUSLY — WHO TAKES A CRUISE AND HAS SEX WITH HORSHACK!?)  Casper’s friend, Tony Streeter (James Darren), works for The Encyclopedia of World Records and is keeping track.

But then Casper meets the equally quirky Norma Kittredge (Gina Hecht) and falls in love and decides that he’s ready to settle down.  Will the record never be broken!?

Meanwhile, another passenger — Nick Rondo (Steve Marachuk) — is convinced that rich Priscilla Hensley (Dorian Lopinto) is actually Penny, a girl that he went to high school with.  It turns out that he’s right but Priscilla is lying about her background so that she can marry a rich snob named Buckstone Cooper (Sam Chew, Jr.).  Who will Penny pick?  Blue collar Nick or snobbish Buckstone?  Do you really have to ask?

Finally, Doc is excited because his old friend, Dr. Charlie Wilson (James MacKrell) has booked a cruise with his wife, Sandy (Jill St. John).  Unfortunately, Dr. Wilson has to back out of the cruise to perform surgery so Sandy sails alone.  Charlie asks Doc to look after his wife and Doc agrees.  However, Doc soon comes to fear that Sandy is interested in more than just friendship.  (Yes, this is the cruise where Horshack gets laid while Doc — for the first time ever — tries to resist temptation.)  No worries, Doc!  Sandy is more interested in Captain Stubing than her husband’s best friend.

This episode was a bit on the dull side.  Perhaps if Barbarino or even Epstein has taken the cruise instead of Horshack, things would have been a bit more entertaining but, as it was, this cruise didn’t make much of an impression.  Even the usually reliable Jill St. John seemed to be a bit bored by the whole thing.  Hopefully, next week’s episode will have something for everyone.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Sherlock Holmes Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today is Arthur Conan Doyle’s birthday.  Today, we pay tribute to Doyle’s most popular and influential creation.  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Sherlock Holmes Films

Sherlock Holmes (1922, dir by Albert Parker, DP: J. Roy Hunt)


The Hound of the Baskervilles (1939, dir by Sindey Lanfield, DP: Peverell Marley)


The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970, dir by Billy Wilder, DP: Christopher Challis)


Sherlock Holmes (2009, dir by Guy Ritchie, DP: Philippe Rousselot)

Scenes That I Love: Laurence Olivier In Hamlet


117 years ago today, Laurence Olivier was born in Surrey.  The son of a clergyman, Olivier would go on to become one of the greatest stage actors of the 20th Century.  He would also have a distinguished film career, one that led to him frequently being described as being the world’s greatest living actor.

He is perhaps best-known for his Shakespearean performances.  He won multiple Oscars for directing and starring in 1948’s Hamlet.  Today’s scene that I love comes from that film and features Olivier at his best, as both an actor and a director.

Music Video of the Day: Bourbon County Line by Warrant (2006, directed by ????)


Bourbon County Line was the first single released off of Warrant’s seventh solo album, Born Again.  The band shot videos for every track on the album, though only Bourbon County Line and Dirty Jack were officially released as singles.

This was also the first Warrant single to not feature Jani Lane on lead vocals.  Lane left the band in 2004 (though he later returned) and vocals were handled by Jaime St. James.

Enjoy!