Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Tuesdays, I will be reviewing Baywatch Nights, a detective show that ran in Syndication from 1995 to 1997.  The entire show is currently streaming on You tube!

This week, season one comes to a close.

Episode 1.22 “Heat Rays”

(Dir by Peter Roger Hunt, originally aired on May 18th, 1996)

The first season wraps up with an episode that doesn’t really add up too much.

As was typical of the latter half of this show’s first season, this episode actually tells two separate stories.  In the first one, Donna is stopped while driving at night by three panicked people on a bridge.  They say that their friend is in the water below.  Donna jumps into the ocean, just to discover that it was all a trick to steal her car.

Donna floats around for a while.  She passes the time by talking to herself.  To be honest, she holds up surprisingly well for someone who is stranded in the middle of the ocean.  Eventually, a boat stops to help her.  Unfortunately, the two men on the boat are drug dealers and, when they’re both shot by a bunch of guys on a bigger boat, it’s up to Donna to save them and get them to dry land.

That may sound like an intriguing storyline but, oddly enough, it gets abandoned fairly quickly.  I kept waiting for Donna’s storyline to somehow intersect with the other storyline but it never did.  No one even thought to say, “Hey, where’s Donna?”  If I was Donna, I would be pretty mad about that.

As for the other storyline, it features Mitch, Garner, and Ryan investigating a series of murders and attempted murders that all involve the members of an old surf band called The Heat Rays.  It ultimately turns out that they’re being targeted by the daughter (Christa Sauls) of a woman (played by Judy Geeson) who was raped by several members of the band.

Again, that may sound like a storyline that has the potential to be intriguing.  And there is an interesting subtext to the story, as Mitch and Garner are forced to admit that their favorite band wasn’t as innocent and wholesome as they chose to remember.  But, in typical Baywatch Nights fashion, the story was a bit too predictable to really work.  It was easy to figure out who the murderer was because there was really only one suspect from the start.

This episode had a violent streak just felt out of place.  Baywatch Nights, in both its first season and its supernatural-themed second season, was essentially a goofy detective show starring David Hasselhoff.  Having multiple people die over the course of one episode just didn’t feel right for such a lightweight show.  Some shows are meant to be violent.  Some shows are at their best when they embrace their inherent silliness.  Baywatch Nights is the latter type of show.

So much for the first season.  Unfortunately, the show never really found a consistent identity or style during the first season.  However, that would change with the second season.

We’ll find out how next week!