Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988. The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!
This week is all about bowling! Wasn’t CHiPs also all about bowling this week?
Episode 1.14 “Supermarket Superbowlers”
(Dir by John Bell, originally aired on January 15th, 1986)
Cobb’s has got a bowling team!
They’ve managed to get into the league finals and, according to Howard, all of the credit goes to their stockboy, Murray. Murray may not be good at bagging groceries but he is apparently a great bowler. He’s such a good bowler that it doesn’t even matter that Edna is a terrible bowler. In fact, Edna is so bad that she doesn’t even get to bowl. The only reason she is on the team is so she can step in if someone gets injured.
Someone does get injured! Murray breaks his arm and right before the big game too. However, Mrs. Cobb (Barbara Hamilton) has told Howard that she wants the store to win that championship trophy and she’ll give everyone on the team a $500 bonus if they win. But if Edna plays, they don’t have a chance. In order to keep Edna on the sidelines, Jack Christian tracks down a former pro bowler and hires him to be the temporary stock boy. “Big Ed” Politowski (J. Winston Carroll) is a total slob who doesn’t appear to have taken a shower in months but apparently, he’s really good with a bowling ball.
Seeing how disappointed Edna is, Howard decides to fake a foot injury so that he’ll have to withdraw from the team and Edna will be able to play in his place. But, no sooner has he faked one injury than Christian drops a bowling ball on Howard’s other foot. (Why was Christian walking around the store with a bowling ball? I’m not sure.) Big Ed picks up Howard to take him to the hospital, which leads to an unseen but definitely heard crash in the parking lot.
The end result is that Howard ends up on crutches, the store does not win the trophy, and no one gets five hundred dollars. But everyone is really impressed by the fact that Howard faked an injury just so Edna could play. Of course, if Howard hadn’t faked an injury, they might have won the tournament and they would all be five hundred dollars richer. Apparently, Cobb’s only hires those who have a very, very generous spirit.
This was a fairly forgettable episode, one in which there really weren’t any stakes other than a trophy and a little extra money. Considering the big deal that Mrs. Cobb made about wanting to win that trophy, no one seemed to be particularly worried about any bad consequences from losing the game. Considering that Murray broke his arm at work, no one seemed to be worried about whether or not he would recover or perhaps sue the store. There were no consequences to anything that happened in this story and that’s fine. Not everything has to be a matter of life and death.
Probably the most interesting thing about this episode is that neither Alf the Security Guard nor Jennifer the Cashier appeared. In-universe, I going to assume the episode took place on their off-days but you do have to wonder if either one of them could bowl.
Through the Shattered Lens 