Oh hell yeah!
Here’s the latest teaser for Avengers: Endgame!
Things look kinda dark but at least Rocket’s still with us.
Wonder Park is this year’s first big animated film. It’s due to be released on March 15th. The trailer, which dropped today for the Super Bowl, looks cute enough. To be honest, I’d probably be a little bit more excited about it if it was a PIXAR film but, in general, I love animated films so I’ll be seeing this one.
Here’s the trailer!
It’s Super Bowl Sunday here in the States, which means that it’s time for me to watch the commercials while everyone else watches the game. Every year, all of the big upcoming movies drop new trailers during the Super Bowl. It’s kinda like the studios are saying, “Sorry for all the crap we dumped on you in January. Believe it or not, we’ve actually got some movies worth seeing coming out!”
So, let’s get things started tonight by sharing the Us Super Bowl commercial! Us is Jordan Peele’s follow-up to Get Out. Judging from this trailer, it would appear that Us is even more of a straight-up horror film than Get Out was.
Seriously, this trailer is hella creepy! Check it out:
“They’re us.”
Agck!
2018’s Peppermint is a film about a former banker named Riley North who kills a lot of people but it’s okay because she’s played by Jennifer Garner and has really pretty hair.
It’s also kinda justified because, five years earlier, Riley’s family was murdered and Riley didn’t get justice. In fact, the perpetrators were acquitted in a trial that was so obviously fixed that I was surprised that no one started shouting “shenanigans.” Along with hunting down the gang members who murdered her husband and daughter, Riley also murders the prosecutor, the defense attorney, and the judge. I imagine she did this because Riley knows that if she didn’t kill at least one old white guy, the entire movie would just be the cringey spectacle of a white woman hunting down a group of Hispanic men. Riley may not know how to get justice through conventional means but she’s still savvy enough to know that you’ve got to throw a few white dudes into your killing spree. (Otherwise, people might notice that, with the exception of one character, every Latino in the film is portrayed as being a drug-dealing killer.)
We’d probably have more sympathy for Riley if we were not forced to sit through flashbacks designed to show how happy her family was. Seriously, the Norths were so obnoxiously perfect that you kinda feel like they were tempting fate by just existing in a movie. No one ever gets away with being that wonderful. If you want to survive a movie like this, it helps to be dysfunctional.
Anyway, as you watch the film, you might find yourself wondering how Riley learned how to be such an efficient killing machine. I know that I did It turns out that, after losing faith in the system, Riley spent five years wandering the world, volunteering with Catholic Relief Services, and trying to find grace through suffering. No, just kidding! Actually, she robbed the bank where she worked and then she fled to Singapore where she became an MMA fighter. (Don’t look at me like that, I’m not the one who wrote this damn movie.) Now, she’s returned to the United States and she’s blowing shit up.
Fortunately, it turns out that the people who killed Riley’s family are no longer as clever as they were in the past. How else can you explain their inability to not get blown up or shot in the head? Peppermint is the type of film that asks you to believe that a group of criminals are so powerful that they can bride a state judge but they’re also so incompetent that a someone in their 40s can pick them off, one-by-one. This is one of those films where people are only smart when the film’s plot requires them to be. Otherwise, everyone in Peppermint is dumb as a sack of rocks.
Peppermint attempts to be a female version of Death Wish but it’s not as much fun. The Death Wish remake may have gotten slaughtered by the critics but it’s still kind of enjoyable to watch because Eli Roth doesn’t hold back from emphasizing how ludicrous the film is. Peppermint‘s director, Pierre Morel, takes the material a bit too seriously. That approach may have worked when Morel directed Taken but, in the years since Liam Neeson murdered half of Paris to rescue his daughter, we’ve seen so many Taken rip-offs that the only way to approach the material is in the spirit of self-parody. If you’re going to have a banker go to Singapore and become a cage fighter so that she can then return to America and blow up a retired criminal court judge, you have to have a sense of humor about it.
I do have to say, though, that I disagree with those critics who claimed Peppermint was one of the worst films of 2018. It’s not terrible as much as its just kind of forgettable.


God may hate football but he loves Tom Brady.
Over the past 20 years, while football has struggled, Tom Brady has thrived. While other quarterbacks have come and gone, Tom Brady probably has the most secure job in the league. Brady is currently the winningest quarterback in NFL history and he doesn’t appear to be anywhere close to retiring. If you’re playing against Tom Brady, you better not let the game get into overtime because Brady will come at you like a machine.
It’s interesting to take a look back at the 2000 NFL Draft and see the quarterbacks who were selected before the Patriots finally picked Tom Brady in the 6th round. Chad Pennington, Giovanni Carmazzi, Chris Redman, Marc Bulger, and Spergon Wynn were all selected before Brady. Pennington went on to have a successful career but otherwise, they’re a forgettable group of players. Of the group, only Tom Brady would eventually lead his team to multiple Super Bowl appearances and only Brady is still playing in the NFL.
Tom Brady played in his first Super Bowl on February 3rd, 2002, leading the New England Patriots to a 20-17 victory over the favored St. Louis Rams. Later today, Brady will again be facing the Rams. Things are a little different now. For one thing, the St. Louis Rams are now the Los Angeles Rams. For another thing, the Patriots are favored to win this time.
People love to hate on Tom Brady and the Patriots. It’s understandable. Most NFL quarterbacks are lucky if they’re still playing after their 34th birthday. Tom Brady is 41 and still going strong. Ever since Brady took over for Drew Bledsoe, he and the Patriots have played in 8 Super Bowls and they’ve won 5. People love rooting for the underdog and, when it comes to football, that often means rooting against Brady and the Patriots.
But let’s get real. The Rams aren’t going to beat the Patriots. The Rams wouldn’t even be in the Super Bowl if not for a blown pass interference call. Maybe the Saints could have beaten the Patriots but the Rams? I don’t think so.
After losing to the Eagles last year, the Patriots have got something to prove this year. I think they’re going to do just that.
My Super Bowl Prediction:
Patriots — 31
Rams — 17
Happy Super Bowl Sunday! As you all may know, many former football players have made the transition from the Gridiron to the Silver Screen. In honor of tonight’s Big Game, I’ve assembled a All-Pro gallery of posters starring ex-jocks turned actors:
Jim Brown, running back, Cleveland Browns (1957-65)
Brian Bosworth, linebacker, Seattle Seahawks (1987-89)
Bernie Casey, halfback/flanker, San Francisco 49ers (1961-66), Los Angeles Rams (1967-68)
Fred Dryer, defensive end, New York Giants (1969-71), LA Rams (1972-81)
Rosey Grier, defensive tackle, NY Giants (1955-62), LA Rams (1963-66)
Joe Namath, quarterback, New York Jets (1965-76), LA Rams (1977)
O.J. Simpson, running back, Buffalo Bills (1969-77), SF 49ers (1978-79)
Bubba Smith, defensive end, Baltimore Colts (1967-72), Oakland Raiders (1973-74), Houston Oilers (1975-76)
Woody Strode, offensive end, Los Angeles Rams, (1946)
Carl Weathers, linebacker, Oakland Raiders (1970-71)
Fred “The Hammer” Williamson, defensive back, Pittsburgh Steelers (1960), Oakland Raiders (1961-64), Kansas City Chiefs (1965-67)
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by Lou Marchetti
Maybe he’s responsible for some of the commercials that we’ll be watching tonight!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0nWm0BNqcM
“Actually, in the rest of the world, soccer is known as football….”
Yes, this song isn’t actually about American football but who cares? Rednex loves soccer. Rednecks love football. It all works out.
Myself, I don’t particularly care for either but I will be watching the Super Bowl for the commercials and the halftime show. With Maroon 5 headlining, this should be the best halftime show of 2010. So, here’s hoping whichever team you like wins and hopefully, there won’t be any serious injuries during the game, nor will any riots break out afterwards. People take sports very seriously, for some reason.
Did you know that today is also American Painters Day? Maybe when you’re celebrating sportsball, take a moment to appreciate something that doesn’t cause concussions and compound fractures.
Enjoy!
“In this cage, you get tough or you get killed” – Kitty Stark (played by Betty Garde) in CAGED
The Grandmother of all “Women in Prison” films, CAGED still packs a wallop, nearly seventy years after it’s release. This stark, brutal look at life inside a women’s penitentiary was pretty bold for its time, with its savage sadism and heavy lesbian overtones, and matches up well with BRUTE FORCE as an example of film noir prison flicks. Everything about this film clicks, from its taut direction by John Cromwell to the use of sound to create mood by Stanley Jones, plus a powerhouse mostly female cast led by Eleanor Parker .
The 28-year-old Parker convincingly plays 19-year-old Marie Allen, given a one-to-fifteen year sentence for accessory to an armed robbery during which her husband was killed. The mousey Marie is indoctrinated, given a number (Prisoner #93850), and poked and…
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It took me a little over a month to make my way through PS4’s Spider-Man.
I started playing around the middle of December and I finally completed the game on January 30th. I didn’t play every day, of course. There was one week when I was so busy with the real world that I didn’t play at all. Most days, when I did play, I would spend maybe 60 to 90 minutes on the game, sometimes more and sometimes less. All told, I’d estimate that it took about a total of 25 hours for me to finish the game’s story. That’s not counting the time that I spent on side quests or the times when I would just swing through New York and appreciate the massive amount of work and detail that went into recreating Manhattan Island.

The first half of the game is probably one of the best advertisements for New York City that’s ever been put together. Whether you’re swinging through Central Park or taking in the sights in Times Square, it’s hard not to get drawn into the game’s depiction of New York as being the most exciting city in the world. Both Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson get scenes in which they talk about how much they love New York. At the start of the game’s third act, a major disaster happens and New York is suddenly trashed and no longer as friendly a place. While the streets are controlled by the paramilitary mercenaries of Sable International, the rooftops are populated by snipers who think nothing of trying to shoot you while you’re trying to swing from mission to mission. And yet, even when things are at their worst, the indomitable spirit of New York survives. Even though a biological weapon has been detonated and there’s been a massive prison break, you can still find people taking a stroll through Central Park. (Of course, now they’re wearing surgical masks and some of them are stopping to cough.) Even after martial law is declared, you can still drop in on the quad at Empire U and find students hanging out. J. Jonah Jameson (who, in this game, hosts Spider-Man’s favorite podcast) may be a braying fool most of the time but he’s right when he says that New York will never surrender.

(The game’s action is limited to Manhattan. As much as I would have loved to have visited the Bronx, I understand that there’s only so much that one game can do. When I tried to swim to Staten Island, I discovered that swimming is the one thing that Spider-Man does not do well. When I tried to cross the Brooklyn Bridge, I got a warning telling me that I was “leaving the game.” Maybe the sequel will take Spider-Man into the outer boroughs.)

Spider-Man is voiced by Yuri Lowenthal and, after playing this game, it’ll be impossible for me to ever think of Spider-Man as sounding like anyone else. Whether he’s telling a bad joke or, when the game takes a detour into Spider-Man’s subconscious, battling his own demons, Lowenthal simply is Spider-Man.
The game features many of the members of Spider-Man’s supporting cast, with Yuri Watanabe, Mary Jane, Miles Morales, and Aunt May all making welcome appearances. (Four of the story’s missions require the player to take on the roles of either MJ or Miles.) As for the game’s villains, Doctor Octopus, Kingpin, Tombstone, Taskmaster, Norman Osborne, Mr. Negative, Electro, Vulture, Rhino, Scorpion, Screwball, and Shocker all play roles of varying importance. Doctor Octopus is reimagined as being, before he goes bad, almost a surrogate father to Peter. When Spider-Man battles him, he’s not only fighting Doctor Octopus but he’s also battling his own guilt. We all know the old saying: “With great power, comes great responsibility.” PS4’s Spider-Man is one of the few adaptations of the character that actually understands what that means.

While I liked the way that the villains were depicted and I think that this is one of the few Spider-Man adaptations to actually capture what makes Electro such an *ahem* electrifying character, I do wish that some of the boss battles had been more difficult. While they do provide some challenge, they can also often be won just by pushing the dodge button until your opponents eventually tire themselves out. For one battle, Spider-Man debuts a new suit designed to give him an advantage. I won the battle without ever using the advantage. Another battle can be won by finding a high place to perch on while your two opponents defeat themselves with friendly fire.

To anyone playing the game for the first time, my main warning would be to hold off on talking to a homeless man named Howard. It’s tempting to go over and speak with him because his sidequest is located right next to the building where you go to visit Aunt May. When you see the little blue diamond inviting you to visit with Howard, it’s hard to resist. However, when you talk to Howard, you eventually end up agreeing to help him find all of his pet pigeons. Those pigeons are located across the city and, as soon as you find yourself near any of them them, they’ll take off flying and, regardless of whatever else you may have going on, you’ll be expected to chase after them. When it comes to Howard, hold off on talking to him until after you’ve taken care of the game’s main story.

Flaws aside, Spider-Man captures the spirit of its main character. It’s not just about fighting crime, though there is a lot of that to do. It’s also about making sure that Aunt May isn’t wearing herself out with her volunteer work. It’s about trying to find time to cook dinner for MJ without neglecting the demands of being a super hero. It’s about the sidequest where you rescue a civilian who, because he’s wandering around New York dressed like you, has attracted the wrong type of attention. It’s about checking in on the research stations that Harry Osborne set up around the city before he mysteriously disappeared. Sometimes, it’s just about taking the time to stop and take a selfie with a fan. There’s plenty of action but, for me, the game was at its best when it was simply about Spider-Man swinging across Manhattan, looking for old backpacks and sometimes taking pictures of landmarks.

Spider-Man is one of the most enjoyable games that I’ve played in a while and I look forward to replaying it. Next time, though, I’m telling Howard to collect his own pigeons…
