Last night, I watched the latest Lifetime Movie Network premiere, Killer Vacation!
Why Was I Watching It?
Because it was new and it was on the Lifetime Movie Network, of course!
Also, I watched it because the Christmas season has begun, which means that Lifetime is mostly going to be showing holiday movies for the next few weeks. I absolutely love Christmas movies but, even during the holidays, there are times when you just want to see an over-the-top melodrama about someone trying to go on vacation without dying. Killer Vacation offered a beak from the relentless holiday cheer so, of course, I was going to watch it while shopping online for Christmas decorations.
What Was It About?
Lindsey (Alexa Havins) is having an affair with her boss, Jake (Jacob Young). Unfortunately, Jake’s married. He swears that he’s getting divorced but Lindsey can’t help but notice that he still wears his wedding ring. When Lindsey learns that she’s pregnant, Jake suggests that they go on a vacation together. Soon, they’re at a resort in New Mexico and strange things are happening!
Could it have anything to do with the fact that Jake’s wife is wandering around the resort as well? And what about the passive-aggressive private detective who keeps popping up at the most awkward possible moments? And then there’s that handsome and overly friendly yoga instructor. Is he trying to help or does he have ulterior motives?
One thing’s for sure. This vacation is taking a deadly turn!
Never underestimate just how big a factor wish-fulfillment is when it comes to understanding the appeal of a good Lifetime film. When a Lifetime film has the word “vacation” in the title, that means that the film is promising you lot of pretty scenery and a nice resort. On that front, Killer Vacation definitely delivered! New Mexico looked beautiful and I really liked the hotel where Jake and Lindsey were staying.
(In fact, that hotel reminded me of Paradise Hotel. Remember that old reality show? I used to watch marathons of it on the much-missed Fox Reality Channel. The fact that we only got two seasons of Paradise Hotel is a crime!)
What Did Not Work?
At times, Lindsey seemed almost too dumb to be believed. I mean, don’t get me wrong. We’ve all been there. At some point, we’ve all fallen for the wrong guy and ignored all of our friends telling us we were making a mistake and accepted some pretty flimsy excuses for some unforgivable behavior. So, it’s not that I couldn’t sympathize with Lindsey but seriously, it took Lindsey a really long time to reach the point that most people would reach right away. Myself, I would buy a plane ticket home as soon as I suspected that my married lover had tried to push me off a cliff. Maybe that’s just me.
As well, the identity of the murderer was just a bit too obvious. The film did attempt to introduce some red herrings but it was pretty obvious who the killer was going to turn out to be.
“Oh my God! Just like me!” Moments
I related to the scene where Lindsey slipped on a mountain path and nearly fell to her death. That’s one reason why I rarely go to the desert because I would totally end up being the girl who got distracted and accidentally walked over the edge of a cliff.
Never pass up the opportunity to take a free yoga class! Seriously, your life might depend upon it!