The Daily Horror Grindhouse: Dead 7 (directed by Garrett Clancy)


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I recently opened up Decrepit Crypt of Nightmares DVD box set from Mill Creek and went searching for a movie to review for October.  The movie that I picked was Dead 7, a slasher film from the year 2000.

Dead 7 — or, I should say, the version of Dead 7 that I saw — got off to a pretty bad start when the douchebag pictured below appeared on the screen.

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Speaking in a low, guttural voice that I guess was supposed to sound scary, this guy introduced the movie and explained that it was about a meth dealer who tossed a deaf kid in a hole and who suffered an appropriate fate as a result.  Okay great, I thought.  But then the guy kept talking and, to be honest, his voice was so annoying that I have no idea what he was talking about.  It reminded me a bit of that old episode of Saved By The Bell where the gang found the old radio station and Screech got to host Screech’s Mystery Theater.

However, Dead 7 should not be judged by that introduction.  For one thing, I get the feeling that the introduction was tacked on by the film’s distributor, Brain Damaged Films.  (In fact, the credits even state that the intro was filmed by a separate director.)  And once you get past the intro, Dead 7 is actually a fairly effective slasher film.

Now, don’t get me wrong.  According to the imdb, Dead 7 was made for $7,000 and it definitely looks like it was made for $7,000.  This is an ultra low-budget film and it really doesn’t do anything to redefine the slasher genre.  This is one of those films where a group of people do something bad in the past and then, a few months later, they die as a result.  There are no great surprises but still — when taken on its own terms, Dead 7 is an effective film.

Just as the toadsucker in the intro promised, a group of meth dealers toss a deaf kid into a mine shaft and leave him to die.  Three months later, the kid’s odd sister, Venus (Delia Copold) performs some sort of odd ceremony in the wilderness and soon the meth dealers and their girlfriends are all dying in various bloody ways.  Can you figure out what’s happening?  Of course, you can!

That said, Dead 7 definitely works.  Garrett Clancy makes the best possible use of his low-budget, filming with a constantly roaming camera and using properly askew angles to keep the audience off-balance.  The gore is surprisingly well-done for such a low-budget film and, while the acting won’t win any awards, all of the lowlifes are appropriately scuzzy.  (Delia Copold probably gives the best performance in the film, especially when taunting the main dealer.)  The film ends on a properly ironic note and, all in all, watching Dead 7 is not a bad way to waste 72 minutes in October.

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