This is from Alfred Hitchcock’s 1963 masterpiece, The Birds.
This is how you edit a scary scene!
It’s interesting to consider that The Birds was apparently not a big hit with critics when it was first released in 1963. Much like Kubrick’s The Shining, it’s gone on to become one of the definitive horror films of all time. It’s certainly one of the most influential.
4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking.
This month, we’ve been using 4 Shots From 4 Films to honor some of our favorite filmmakers! Today, we pay tribute to the one and only Alfred Hitchcock!
Today’s horror on the lens is a science fiction/horror film from 1977!
In The Incredible Melting Man, the first manned spaceflight to Saturn does not go well. Three astronauts went up but only one came down. And that one astronaut is both kinda crazy and melting! Seriously, it’s a big mess.
Apparently, one of the victims of the incredible melting man is played by director Jonathan Demme. See if you can spot him! It’ll be fun.
Warlock-turned-attorney-turned investigator Will Spanner returns in this, the 12th Witchcraft film.
Now blandly played by a comedian named Chip James, Will may be back but the rest of the usual suspects are missing and, in fact, aren’t even mentioned in this film. No Lutz. No Garner. No Kelli, despite the fact that Witchcraft XI ended with Will and Kelli finally getting engaged. There’s was a two year gap between this film and the previous Witchcraft film and I guess a lot of could have happened during that time period. In this Witchcraft, Will doesn’t say anything about being married and he ends up having sex with another woman so I’m going to guess that things didn’t work out with Will and Kelli. Maybe Kelli finally got tired of every warlock on the west coast trying to abduct her during ever lunar eclipse.
Like so many of the Witchcraft films, In The Lair of the Serpent opens with someone picking up a beautiful woman outside of a nightclub. This time, it’s Jeff Lawton (Bruce Blauer) who picks up Tisa (Monika Wild). Tisa is a part of a cult of women who worship an ancient snake goddess. Tisa and her fellow snake worshippers spend their time picking up men, seducing them, and then sacrificing them as a part of a complex ritual designed to bring the snake goddess into the world. It’s good to see that Satan is not the only deity who demands that his followers engage in overly complex rituals before he’ll even think of meeting with them.
Jeff Lawton’s sister, Cindy (Janet Keijser), turns to Will to help solve the mystery of Jeff’s murder. (Conveniently, Will is an old family friend.) Since the last time we saw Will, he had apparently moved his legal practice to Seattle. He returns to Long Beach for Jeff’s funeral and, convinced that the police don’t understand what they’re dealing with, he helps Cindy to investigate her brother’s death. Will also hooks up with Cindy, a move that leaves those of us who have actually watched the other films in this stupid franchise wondering whether or not Kelly is up in Seattle, waiting for her husband to come back home. It all leads to the usual magical battle between Will and the coven.
The special effects aren’t terrible, which is a step up from the previous Witchcraft films, and Janet Keijser is actually pretty good as Cindy. Even the supernatural killer looks like a genuine otherworldly creature instead of someone wearing a rubber mask. By the admittedly low standards of this franchise, Witchcraft XII almost feels like a real movie. Almost!
By the time this one came around, the Witchcraft series was no longer as popular as it once was. Softcore direct-to-video thrillers became less of a big deal as more and more people gained access to the Internet, which is a roundabout way of saying that Witchcraft‘s target audience no longer had to go the video store if they wanted to see a topless actress. They could just search the web. It would be six years before there was another chapter in the life of Will Spanner.
For tonight’s journey into the world of televised horror, we present to you the last ever episode of Baywatch Nights. In this episode, David Hasselhoff and Angie Harmon investigate a haunted restraunt. Then Angie disappears and the Hoff has to rescue her!
I have to say that Baywatch Nights was a silly show but I kind of liked it. I mean, you’ve got David Hasselhoff doing the full Hoff in every episode and I think that he and Angie Harmon had kind of a fun chemistry. I’m kind of sad that this is the last episode. Tomorrow, we’ll start a new show. Hopefully, I can find one. YouTube is so weird nowadays.
But, anyway, here’s the final episode of Baywatch Nights!
This scene, from 1964’s Masque of the Red Death, was directed by Roger Corman, performed by Vincent Price, and shot by Nicolas Roeg. It was based on a short story by Edgar Allan Poe. That’s a lot of talent on display.
In this Polish film about the horrors of everyday life, Tomasz Giezma (Maciej Musiałowski) is a young sociopath who has just gotten kicked out of a law school for plagiarizing one of his papers. Unfortunately, this means that Tomasz not only needs to find a new place to live but he also needs to find a way to make money. Unlike many of his classmates, Tomasz does not come from a rich family. In fact, his way through law school was being paid for by Zofia (Danuta Stenka) and Robert Krasucki (Jacek Koman). The Krasuckis are a prominent and wealthy progressive family and they somewhat condescendingly viewed Tomasz as being a good deed. They’re happy to pay his law school tuition but they certainly don’t want him in their house or anywhere near the daughter, Gabi (Vanessa Aleksander).
Though a chance meeting at a club, Tomasz is able to convince Beata Santorska (Agata Kulesza) to give him a job at Best Buzz Public Relations. Despite the cheerful name, Best Buzz actually specializes in destroying online reputations. Everyone from health food corporations to politicians hires Best Buzz to bring down their enemies. Working at Best Buzz means access to hundreds of fake social media accounts, all of which can be used to wreck havoc. Many of Best Buzz’s employees can’t handle the ruthless negativity necessary for their job. Tomasz, however, thrives.
When the Krasuckis discover that Tomasz is no longer a student, they try to shut him out of their lives. Feeling betrayed by them and especially by Gabi, Tomasz takes his anger out on the progressive politician, Pawel Rudnicki (Maciej Stuhr), whom the family is supporting in the Warsaw mayoral election. Spending his days as a Rudnicki campaign aide and his nights spreading disinformation online, Tomasz schemes to destroy both Rudnicki and the Krasuckis. When he comes across a nationalist vlogger (Adam Gradowski), Tomasz feels that he has found the perfect vehicle for his revenge.
Before saying anything else, I’m going to go ahead and acknowledge the obvious. Yes, The Hater does have a similar feel and plot to Nightcrawler, right down to Tomasz eventually entering into a sexual relationship with his morally conflicted boss. Both films focus on a hollow-eyed, pathological liar who uses the media to not only fuel his own fantasies of success but to also take revenge on those whom he feels have slighted him. Whether that similarity is intentional or not, I don’t know. And, in the end, it really doesn’t matter. Similarities aside, both Nightcrawler and The Hater work as both horror and social commentary because they are very much rooted in the real world. Both films are about humanity’s thirst for blood. Nightcrawler was about the desire of audiences to watch people suffer. The Hater is about the online desire to be a part of the largely anonymous mob that does the destroying.
(To me, there is no more disturbing phrase than “Twitter, do you thing!” because that thing is almost inevitably linked to destroying a stranger. That destruction has become social media’s “thing” should scare the Hell out of anyone.)
The Hater is a powerful film. Interestingly enough, there are no easy heroes to be found in the film. The Krasuckis are the type of wealthy liberals who combine self-righteous indignation with a total lack of self-awareness. Claiming to be concerned with the underpriveleged while, at the same time, treating the ones that they actually meet with vapid condescension, the Krasuckis are difficult to sympathize with. Even the genuinely well-meaning mayoral candidate often seems to be almost impossibly naive. Interestingly enough, one of the few characters to show any genuine empathy for someone other than himself is the incel vlogger who Tomasz manipulates into doing his dirty work. Whatever other flaws the vlogger has, he genuinely cares about his grandmother. One of the more interesting scenes in the film finds Tomasz trying to get out of an awkward situation by mimicking the vlogger’s emotions. In the end, Tomasz is good at mimicking human behavior but the emptiness of his soul is readily apparent.
In the end, for all the talk about politics in the film, Tomasz has no idealogical motivations. Instead, he’s simply driven by a need to destroy. He’s a monster but he’s a realistic monster, which makes him the most frightening type of monster of all.
For nine years, from 1934 to 1943, Spicy Adventure Stories tempted pulp readers with adventure stories that featured a lot more sex and violence than even the usual pulp magazine. The covers of Spicy Adventure were shocking and frequently sordid and they left no doubt as to what readers would find within the magazine.
They also worried a lot of the moral guardians of the time and, finding itself under attack as a bad influence, Spicy Adventure Stories ceased publication into 1943 and was instead reborn as the more socially acceptable “Speed Adventures.” The magazine still featured stories about cults, pirates, and explorers but now, they were a little less explicit and the covers was a little more calmer.
Below are some of the controversial covers of Spicy Adventure Stories! As always, the artist has been credited when known: