Retro Television Review: Decoy 1.19 “The Challenger”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Thursdays, I will be reviewing Decoy, which aired in Syndication in 1957 and 1958.  The show can be viewed on Tubi!

This week, Casey gets involved in dark and dirty world of professional boxing!

Episode 1.19 “The Challenger”

(Dir by Stuart Rosenberg, originally aired on February 17th, 1958)

Up-and-c0ming boxer Lenny Capper (Bob Carraway) has a chance to become the middle weight champion of the world but a local mobster known as The Bull (Vincent Gardenia) wants Lenny to throw the fight.  First, the Bull has his goons beat up Lenny’s manager, Hecky (Frank Sutton).  Then the Bull attempts to spike Lenny’s orange juice.  Luckily, Casey is there to switch out the spiked orange juice with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.  With the power of citrus goodness backing him up, Lenny is able to win the fight and the Bull and his goons are arrested.

This episode was kind of boring.  Until it was time for her to switch out the orange juice, Casey spent most of this episode as an observer.  The majority of the episode was taken up with scenes of Carraway, Sutton, and Gardenia playing out the very familiar story of the honest lunk-headed boxer with a streetwise manager and a gangster demanding that he throw the big fight.  The only thing that was messing was someone to say, “I coulda been somebody, Charlie!  I coulda been a contender!”

Casey didn’t even really get to go undercover in this episode.  She attended a boxing match and then she just kind of hung around in the locker room.  If I was working a case that involved the world of boxing, I would at least want to get dressed up for one of the matches.  I would demand to wear the dress that Amy Adams wore whenever she went to Mark Wahlberg’s fights in The Fighter.  I would also insist that How You Like Me Now be played while The Bull and his men were being marched out to the paddy wagon.

In the end, the main problem with this episode is that it wasn’t really a Casey Jones story.  Instead, it was just a standard boxing tale with Casey rather awkwardly inserted into the action.  That said, as the episode ends, Casey looks at the camera and tells us that it takes a lot of work to be the middleweight champion of the world.  And then she smokes a cigarette because, even in an episode like this one, Casey was the coolest person in New York.

 

Catching Up With The Films Of 2025: Ella McCay (dir by James L. Brooks)


The Winter Olympics have begun and, waking up this morning, I did what any American celebrating the 250th birthday of her country would do.  I watched curling.  I watched as Team USA defeated Team Switzerland.  I enjoyed not only watching America notch up a victory but I also enjoyed the contrast between the super-intense, super-shriekey Swiss team and the relatively mellow American team.  Watching the Americans laugh and joke while the Swiss couple yelled at each other left me feeling very patriotic and hopeful.

In fact, it left me in such a good mood that I decided it was finally time to watch Ella McCay.

It’s easy to forget now what a big deal it was when the trailer for Ella McCay was first released in August of 2025.  It was the trailer for James L. Brooks’s first film in 15 years, a political comedy for adults.  It was full of familiar faces and it looked absolutely awful.  Seriously, the trailer was so unappealing that I became rather fascinated by it.  Even the worst films can usually scrounge together enough good material to at least come up with a passable trailer.  Watching the trailer for Ella McCay, I could only wonder who was responsible for putting it together.  Who thought it was a good idea to lead off with that lengthy Woody Harrelson scene?  Who thought the wedding scene didn’t look weird?  Who didn’t take the time to do something about Spike Fearn’s hair?

There were some who said that Ella McCay shouldn’t be judged based solely on its trailer.  They pointed out that director James L. Brooks directed three films that were nominated for Best Picture, two of which were actually good.  They pointed out that Ella, her brother, and her husband were all played by British actors who had appeared on niche television shows.  Soon, there was a mini-civil war being fought on twitter between those who dismissed Ella McCay based on the trailer and those who promised that they would love the film once it was released.

Then, on December 12, the film was released, the reviews were uniformly terrible, and it tanked at the box office.  It took the film a little less than two months to go from the theater to streaming online.

Having now watched Ella McCay, I can say that …. well, yeah, it’s pretty bad.

It’s not necessarily bad for the reasons that I thought it would be.  Watching the trailer, I thought the film’s downfall would be the performances of Woody Harrelson and Jamie Lee Curtis.  Both of them looked to be acting up a storm.  Having now seen the film, I can say that both of them actually do probably about as good a job as could be expected to do with the material that they were given.  Neither one is particularly memorable but they’re not terrible either.  For that matter, Albert Brooks is amusing as Ella’s boss and mentor, Governor Bill.

Instead, the main problem with the film is that Ella McCay is not a particularly interesting or even likable character, not matter how much the film’s narrator insists otherwise.  A policy wonk from a broken home who, at the age of 34, has become lieutenant governor of some nameless state up north, Ella is boring, humorless, and ultimately more than a little annoying.  She’s the girl in elementary school who always told on the kids who talked while the teacher was out of the room.  She’s your high school classmate who got all judgey if you wore a short skirt.  She’s your self-absorbed college roommate who always had to remind you that, no matter what you were going through, her father was a philanderer and her mom was dead.  She’s the colleague who voluntarily does all the work on your group project without being asked and then complains that no one helped her.  She’s the person who insists that she can change the world but who is still so emotionally stunted and immature that, at 34, she needs her aunt to teach her primal scream therapy.  Emma Mackey gives a disjointed performance as Ella, speaking with bland intensity whenever Ella is being serious and then overacting whenever Ella has to be flustered.

As bad as Mackey was, though, she was nowhere near as bad Spike Fearn, who plays Ella’s agoraphobic younger brother, Casey.  For some reason, Casey gets a huge subplot that doesn’t really seem to go anywhere.  We’re told that Casey hasn’t left his apartment in over a year and we repeatedly see that Casey struggles to communicate with people.  The film treats most of this as being a joke and Spike Fearn gives such a twitchy performance that Casey comes across as being far more creepy than he probably should.  We’re meant to cheer when Casey reconnects with his ex but I wasn’t silently yelling at her to run as far aways as possible.  We spend so much time with Casey that it’s hard not to wonder if maybe the filmmakers themselves realized that Ella wasn’t very interesting but Casey is hardly an appealing alternative.

There’s a lot about Ella McCay that doesn’t work.  Just the fact that the film features what appears to be hastily written narration from Ella’s secretary (Julie Kavner) would seem to reveal that someone understood that the film’s mix of tones and incidents really didn’t gel.  (Having Kavner actually say, “Hi, I’m the narrator,” is a touch that is more than a bit too cutesy.)  Ella’s husband (Jack Lowden) is such an obvious and odious villain that it was hard not to feel that Ella had to have been an idiot to marry him in the first place.  There’s a weird plotline involving Ella’s state troopers trying to get overtime.  Ella gets involved in one of the most jejune scandals of all time and the film ends with on a note that leaves you wondering how the 80-something Brooks can be so naive about politics.

But really, the main problem with the film is that it never convinces me that I should want Ella McCay to be governor.  To quote Karen Black in Nashville, she can’t even comb her hair.

 

Song of the Day: Faithfully (by Journey)


Back in junior high in the early ’80s, Faithfully dropped in 1983 on Journey’s Frontiers album, and those haunting piano chords instantly hooked us during slow skates or late-night mix tapes. Steve Perry’s raw, soaring voice captured the ache of young love stretching across town, turning everyday pangs into something profound. Even by 1988, deep into high school, it had evolved into a staple power ballad at dances and teen parties, standing tall among the era’s anthems.

What elevated it to one of Journey’s all-time greatest was its blend of emotional depth and universal appeal—highways symbolizing distance, hearts straining but vowing “to be there faithfully,” all without the bombast of hair metal excess. It felt authentic, perfect for those fog-shrouded bus rides home, fueling dreams amid neon-lit awkwardness. Rock historians often hail it as the pinnacle of ’80s power ballads, outshining peers with its sincerity and that unforgettable guitar climb.

Hearing it today still transports me to cassette decks and feathered hair, a true time capsule of innocence. Journey mastered crafting songs that promised soul-deep connection against all odds, cementing Faithfully as their crown jewel and the era’s ballad benchmark.

Faithfully

Highway run into the midnight sun
Wheels go ’round and ’round, you’re on my mind
Restless hearts sleep alone tonight
Sendin’ all my love along the wire

They say that the road ain’t no place to start a family
Right down the line it’s been you and me
And lovin’ a music man ain’t always what it’s supposed to be
Oh, girl you stand by me, I’m forever yours, faithfully

Circus life under the big top world
We all need the clowns to make us smile
Through space and time, always another show
Wondering where I am lost without you

And bein’ apart ain’t easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh girl, you stand by me, I’m forever yours, faithfully

Faithfully, I’m still yours
I’m forever yours, ever yours
Faithfully

Scenes I Love: John Carradine in Fallen Angel


Today, we celebrate the 120th birthday of actor John Carradine.

John Carradine appeared in over 300 movies over the course of a career that spanned nearly a century.  Born in 1906, Carradine made his film debut in 1930 and worked steadily until his death in 1988.  He was so prolific that films featuring him were still being released for years after his passing.  Though he’ll probably always be most-associated with the low-budget horror and thriller films that he appeared in, Carradine was also a favorite of directors like Cecil B. DeMille and John Ford.  He played key roles in such Ford films as Stagecoach, The Grapes of Wrath and The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.  Carradine, however, often said that his true loves were Shakespeare and the theater and that the films were just something he did so he could afford to work on stage.

In this scene from 1945’s Fallen Angel, John Carradine plays a traveling fortune teller named Prof. Madley.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Michael Mann Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking!

Today, we celebrate the 83rd birthday of the great Michael Mann!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Michael Mann Films

Thief (1981, dir by Michael Mann, DP: Donald Thorin)

Manhunter (1986, dir by Michael Mann, DP: Dante Spinotii)

Heat (1995, dir by Michael Mann, DP: Dante Spinotti)

Public Enemies (2009, dir by Michael Mann, DP: Dante Spinotti)

Late Night Retro Television Review: 1st & 10 3.2 “A Second Chance Once Removed”)


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing 1st and Ten, which aired in syndication from 1984 to 1991. The entire series is streaming on Tubi.

This week, OJ Simpson makes things awkward.

Episode 3.2 “A Second Chance Once Removed”

(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on August 12th, 1987)

With Coach Denardo no longer around, Diana has kept her promise and promoted Fred Grier to head coach.  However, Diana’s boyfriend and the new co-owner of the Bulls, Teddy, wants to hire T.D.’s old college coach, Red Macklin (John Robinson).  Though T.D. isn’t comfortable with the idea of betraying Fred or doing anything behind Diana’s back, he does agree that Macklin would be a better coach.  After an argument with his wife, T.D. flies out to his old college.

T.D. doesn’t do a very good job of selling the team to Macklin.  Macklin finally says, “You don’t want to be the head coach of the Bulls, do you?”  T.D. says that he does but the position has already been given to Fred and T.D. doesn’t believe in doing things without being upfront with everyone because …. well, I’ll let T.D. explain it….

This episode is a good example of what happens when one of a show’s main characters is played by someone who is now best-known for somehow getting acquitted of stabbing his ex-wife and a waiter to death.  Even the most innocuous of lines seem to take on an entirely different meaning.  I have to admit that I cringed every time T.D.’s wife called and said that he was working too hard and spending too much time with the team.  No, I wanted to yell, don’t make him mad….

As for the rest of the episode, it largely dealt with training camp.  Veteran defensive player John Manzak (John Matuszak) fears that he won’t make the team.  There’s a young rookie who seems to have more energy and strength than him.  However, Manzak has a secret weapon …. steroids!  I cannot imagine that this is going to end well.

Meanwhile, the government wants to deport the Bulgarian kicker, Zagreb (John Kassir).  Zagreb applies for political asylum but it turns out that his father is some sort of official in the Bulgarian government and, as such, Zagreb would not be in any danger if he was sent back home.  (I don’t really follow that logic, to be honest.  Communist dictators, like Zagreb’s father, are notoriously unsentimental when it comes to their children.  Fidel Castro had children all over the world and he didn’t leave Cuba to a single one of them.  Instead, Justin had to settle for Canada.)  Diana has a solution, though.  They have to find Zagreb a wife.  Again, I cannot imagine that this is going to end well.

Meanwhile, Yinessa is still holding out for money, Bubba is still arguing with his wife, and I’m still not sure what Jethro does on the team.

This episode of 1st & Ten …. actually, it wasn’t that bad.  I could actually follow the story for once and it didn’t feel like it had been cut to ribbons for syndication.  John Matuszak actually gave a very touching performance as a player who might be past his prime.  Hopefully, things will work out for him.  We’ll find out next week!

Review: Fallout (Season 2, Episode 8 “The Strip”)


“Well…Welcome to the Wasteland.” — Maximus

Diving headfirst into the season 2 finale of Fallout, episode 8 slammed into me like a radstorm tearing through the garish neon fog of New Vegas—a whirlwind of high-octane mayhem that cranks the overarching tension to eleven while scattering a bunch of tantalizing loose ends across the irradiated sands. Christened “The Strip,” this powerhouse installment rolled out in Prime Video’s carefully recalibrated evening premiere window, the sort of strategic time shift they pulled to maximize viewer frenzy and keep everyone glued from the opening credits. What starts as a scrappy tale of individual survival in the prior episodes morphs here into a sprawling canvas of factional blood feuds, deftly interweaving those delicious Easter eggs from the beloved games with audacious original flourishes that pay homage to the source material’s spirit without ever feeling shackled by it. For the uninitiated casual viewer dipping their toes into the post-apocalyptic pool, there’s just enough emotional resolution on the core trio’s personal odysseys to leave you with a satisfied glow, yet the longtime wasteland wanderers—those of us who’ve logged countless hours in the Mojave—can practically hear the massive plot engines revving up for an explosive season 3 detonation.

From the jump, the episode plunges us into the seedy shadows of Freeside, where Aaron Moten’s Maximus finds himself locked in a ferocious tussle with a rampaging pack of Deathclaws that have breached the barriers, mutating the opulent Strip into a primal pit of razor-sharp talons, spurting blood, and raw survival instinct. Walton Goggins absolutely commandeers the screen as the Ghoul in these sequences, his haunting pre-war flashbacks delivering visceral emotional haymakers as he finally corners Robert House, reimagined here as a razor-tongued artificial intelligence overlord yanked straight from the New Vegas playbook, complete with that signature blend of megalomania and dry wit. Goggins’ Ghoul doesn’t mince words or pull punches, grilling House relentlessly for intel on his vanished family, only for the AI to unload a cascade of devastating revelations: Cooper Howard, in a moment of misguided patriotism, unwittingly funneled critical cold fusion technology right into the Enclave’s greedy claws, igniting the chain reaction that birthed the Great War—turns out the President himself was neck-deep in their shadowy cabal. This bombshell doesn’t just land; it excavates and reframes every lingering enigma from season 1, transforming Coop’s well-meaning actions into the tragic catalyst that obliterated civilization, all underscored by a chilling flashback to his arrest at the hands of a HUAC-inspired congressional witch hunt that systematically dismantles his glittering Hollywood existence, blacklisting him into oblivion.

Shifting gears underground, Ella Purnell’s riveting portrayal in the vault sequences forms the pulsating emotional heartbeat of the entire hour, thrusting Lucy into a harrowing confrontation with her father Hank—now a zombified shell of his former self—trapped within one of House’s ingeniously rigged management vaults that double as psychological torture chambers. Kyle MacLachlan devours the role with gleeful malevolence, laying bare Hank’s insidious brain-chip initiative, where he’s hijacking Congresswoman Welch’s saccharine “gold standard” personality template to overwrite minds, churning out armies of compliant drones stripped of free will. The mercy killing of Welch’s grotesque severed head with a hefty crowbar stands out as a gruesomely poetic flourish, mirroring House’s own hard-knocked tales of endurance in the wastes, but the true masterstroke comes when Lucy seizes control, reversing the procedure to implant the chip into Hank himself—a merciless, ice-cold denouement to their shattered father-daughter dynamic that had been simmering all season. Emerging from the depths, she collapses into a profoundly earned, battle-scarred embrace with Maximus, who moments earlier had improvised a roulette-wheel fragment into a desperate shield during an unarmored casino melee against the Deathclaw horde, only for a thundering cavalry charge from the NCR to barrel in, smashing together divergent game endings in a symphony of chaotic convergence.

The Ghoul’s storyline weaves in its own brand of understated heartbreak, steering clear of mawkish sentimentality; the discovery of empty cryopods meant for his wife Barb and daughter Janey hits like a sledgehammer to the irradiated chest, yet a cryptic postcard from the Colorado badlands injects a slender thread of optimism, slyly foreshadowing a seismic geographical pivot toward the Rockies in the seasons to come. Notably absent is any grand, weepy reunion or reconciliation with Lucy—sure, the group hauls her out of the vault inferno, but they gloss over any substantive dialogue probing the Ghoul’s savage underbelly, marking a subtle but noticeable lapse in peeling back another layer of his evolving humanity. Across the factional divide, the Legion’s intrigue reaches a fevered crescendo as the cunning Legate anoints himself the new Caesar upon deciphering the ailing leader’s final missive—”it ends with me”—executing a textbook power consolidation by silencing potential rivals and forging the splintered hordes into a singular, unstoppable juggernaut aimed squarely at storming the Strip. Brotherhood of Steel devotees score a tantalizing post-credits morsel with blueprints for the colossal Liberty Prime, strongly implying that Michael Cristofer’s Elder Cleric Quintus is gearing up to deploy some serious mech-stomping firepower in future clashes.

Deeper in the vault network, Vault 32 erupts into pandemonium as Annabel O’Hagan’s Steph pries apart Betty’s fortified Enclave Pip-Boy cache, inadvertently triggering “Phase 2” with ominous undertones of Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) poised to warp the inhabitants into rampaging super mutants, a thread that masterfully callbacks to the season’s mid-point murmurs. Moisés Arias’ Norm threads the needle through a frenzied Radroach ambush that decimates Bud’s sycophantic crew, hauling Claudia to momentary safety, while Johnny Pemberton’s Thaddeus undergoes a nightmarish metamorphosis into a centaur-esque abomination—proliferating mouths, shedding limbs, and even picking off distant rescuers with opportunistic foot-triggered shots before his body fully succumbs to the mutation. Those fleeting super mutant sightings from episode 6 crystallize in a torrent of exposition, but for all its revelations, this segment mostly serves as intricate groundwork: cementing the Enclave as the puppet masters of apocalypse, with the scorched surface world reduced to their perpetual laboratory playground.

Where “The Strip” truly excels is in its pulse-pounding action choreography and the nuanced character evolution that anchors the spectacle. The Deathclaw showdown unfolds as a ballet of brutality—gory eviscerations and desperate dodges that highlight Moten’s Maximus shedding his power-armored persona for gritty, improvisational brawling prowess. The production design dazzles at every turn: heads bursting in crimson fountains, flesh shredded by incoming missiles, the Strip’s eternal neon splendor grinding mercilessly against the pervasive wasteland squalor for that quintessential Fallout aesthetic tension. Pacing remains a tightrope triumph, deftly juggling a constellation of interwoven plotlines without ever tipping into overload, while those interspersed flashbacks elegantly suture the halcyon pre-war era’s illusions of security to the grim post-apocalyptic reality. The soundscape elevates it further, layering ambient dread with precision—those eerie payphone rings slicing through the cacophony like personalized harbingers of doom.

That relentless propulsion toward future conflicts, however, exacts a toll on immediate gratification. Vault 31 lingers as overt season 3 appetizers rather than a sealed chapter, and the simmering Brotherhood internal schisms peter out without the anticipated fireworks. Hank’s reduction to a mind-wiped vagrant unceremoniously exiled to the wastes provides a poignant, if understated, capstone to his arc, but it lacks the thunderous finality one might expect for a villain of his stature after seasons of buildup. Lingering voids—like a more introspective Ghoul-Lucy exchange or a meatier exploration of House’s centuries-spanning machinations with the Enclave—cry out for expanded breathing room between the explosive set pieces. Ultimately, the episode embraces its serialized “act two finale” DNA, lavishing attention on narrative springboards and cliffhanger bait over comprehensive bow-tying, which suits the binge-watching ecosystem to perfection but might leave traditionalists yearning for a more self-contained punch.

Thematically, “The Strip” captures Fallout‘s savage satirical soul with unerring precision: the pre-war megacorporations like Vault-Tec and the Enclave emerge not as mere enablers of nuclear Armageddon, but as its deliberate architects, with the bombs themselves relegated to collateral damage. Hank’s casual invocation of the surface as his “grand experiment” reverberates with chilling authenticity, evoking the darkest chapters of Cold War psy-ops, loyalty purges, and human experimentation on a societal scale. The major factions stand poised on a razor’s edge—NCR forces rallying for resurgence, a revitalized Caesar’s Legion under iron-fisted renewal, House’s immortal digital tyranny—all converging toward an explosive proxy war in the uncharted expanses of Colorado, terra incognita even for the most seasoned game explorers. The ensemble cast remains a towering strength across the board: Purnell masterfully alloys Lucy’s wide-eyed vault idealism with burgeoning wasteland ferocity, Moten infuses Maximus’ redemption arc with hard-won authenticity, and Goggins perpetually threads the Ghoul’s needle between irreverent monster and profoundly wounded everyman.

All told, “The Strip” forges a riveting, hook-saturated exclamation point that propels Fallout season 2 far beyond the claustrophobic vault escapades and shattered Los Angeles vistas of its debut year, ascending into intricate games of wasteland realpolitik while honoring its RPG lineage and boldly scripting its own legacy. Veterans of the franchise revel in the New Vegas allusions without a whiff of exclusionary gatekeeping, ensuring broad accessibility. As the end credits fade, the anticipation builds unbearably: the Ghoul’s high-stakes pursuit into the peaks, the ripple effects of rampant FEV outbreaks, and the brutal scramble over those reality-warping chips that could redefine power in the wastes. Prime Video has cemented its grip on a genuine phenomenon; those irradiated Rockies are calling, and the fallout promises to be cataclysmic.

Fallout Season 2 Episodes

  1. Episode 1: “The Innovator”
  2. Episode 2: “The Golden Rule”
  3. Episode 3: “The Profligate”
  4. Episode 4: “The Demon in the Snow”
  5. Episode 5: “The Wrangler”
  6. Episode 6: “The Other Player”
  7. Episode 7: “The Handoff”

Retro Television Review: The Love Boat 7.6 “Friend of the Family/Affair on Demand/Just Another Pretty Face”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing the original Love Boat, which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1986!  The series can be streamed on Paramount Plus!

This week, the cruise is not especially pleasant.

Episode 7.6 “Friend of the Family/Affair on Demand/Just Another Pretty Face”

(Dir by Ted Lange, originally aired on October 29th, 1983)

This week, Herbert (Gordon Jump) and Anita (Florence Henderson) are setting sail.  Herbert and Anita have been married for 25 years and Herbert has never cheated on Anita.  However, as he tells his old friend Isaac, he’s decided that it’s finally time for him to have his first affair.  He’s even decided to trick Anita into giving her approval.  Herbert is an insurance agent and he shows Anita an article that suggests that men who don’t cheat are more likely to succumb to a heart attack.  Anita is so concerned that she not only gives Herbert permission to cheat but she decides that maybe she should have an affair as well….

Needless to say, Anita knows exactly what Herbert was trying to do with the article and, once she’s played her practical joke, she is surprisingly forgiving.  I probably would not have been.  Then again, Herbert does promise to buy her a sable coat to make up for attempting to cheat on her.

Meanwhile, Jack (Robert Reed) is dating Leslie (Deborah Shelton), the much younger daughter of his best friend, Bill (Clint Walker).  Bill is not happy when he learns about this and orders Jack to stay away from his daughter.  Fortunately, Bill’s wife (Cathryn Damon) is able to show Bill the error of his ways.  Leslie gets to fulfil everyone’s fantasy of dating a tall, thin, neat, single 60 year-old with a mustache.

(Yes, Robert Reed and Florence Henderson do both appear in this episode but they only share one scene.  While getting breakfast out by the pool, they see each other and give each other a questioning look before shaking their heads.  Personally, I think this episode would have been a classic if it had featured Robert Reed as the husband trying to trick Florence Henderson into giving him permission to cheat.)

Finally, Deanna (Kim Lankford), the spoiled niece of one of the cruise line’s executives, boarded the boat and immediately developed a crush on Gopher.  I don’t blame her.  Gopher can be adorable when he wants to be.  But, as with the other two storylines, something just felt off here.  Gopher being such a passive character didn’t quite feel right for who the character has become by season 7.  This felt like a season 1 Gopher plot.

This episode didn’t do much for me, which is a surprise considering that it was directed by the usually dependable Ted Lange.  It was hard to sympathize with any of the passengers and the crew just seemed to be going through the motions.  Usually, I love The Love Boat but this episode didn’t work for me.