Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.14 “Black & White”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

With the school year coming to an end, prejudice raises its ugly head.

Episode 3.14 “Black & White”

(Dir by John Bertram, originally aired on March 5th, 1989)

The school year is nearly over.  While Bart and Scooter take pictures for the yearbook, the other students prepare for the big graduation dance.  BLT asks Michelle to be his date to the dance and Michelle says yes.  I have to admit that I was a bit surprised that BLT and Michelle weren’t already dating at the start of this episode.  Nearly every time that we’ve seen Michelle over the course of the third season, BLT has been right there with her.

Alexa says that it’s great the Michelle is going to the dance with BLT because BLT is a great dancer.  “That goes without saying,” Alexa says.  After an appropriately awkward silence, Alexa adds, “Because he’s black.”  Okay, Alexa, thanks for sharing…. Alexa goes on to say that her parents would never allow her to date a black person because they hate anyone who isn’t Greek.  That must make their lives in Toronto very interesting….

Unfortunately, it turns out that Alexa isn’t the only student with prejudiced parents.  Michelle’s mother takes one look at BLT and suddenly decides that Michelle is too young to start dating.  After Michelle tells BLT the news, BLT suggests that Michelle’s mom doesn’t want her to date him because he’s black.  When Michelle finally works up the courage to ask her mom if BLT is correct, her mom replies that she’s not racist at all.  Instead, she’s so progressive that she understands how racist everyone else is and therefore, she has a unique understanding of how difficult it would be if Michelle ended up marrying someone who wasn’t white….

AGCK!  It’s like a Canadian version of the “I would have voted for Obama a third time,” line from Get Out.

Finally, Michelle works up the courage to go with BLT to the dance anyway, regardless of what her parents may think.

Meanwhile, Spike tries to get a part-time job at a deli.  The owner takes one look at her hair and then claims that Spike was late to the job interview and is therefore unhirable.  “That’s prejudice,” Liz says as they walk away from the deli.  And it is but it’s really not the equivalent of what BLT is dealing with.  Sorry, Degrassi.

For the most part, this was an effective episode.  It starts out with a jarring scene in which another students bumps into BLT and uses the “n-word.”  BLT and the racist student get into a fist fight, which is broken up by an assistant principal.  BLT is told that he’ll be suspended if there’s another fight but, as he explains to Snake and Wheels, there’s no way he’s going to back down if he sees the student again.

“Can’t you just ignore it?” Snake asks.

“You’re not the one being called a….” BLT says, uttering the slur.

It’s an honest scene and not one that most teen shows would have the guts to include.  Hearing the word used so casually in 2024 is jarring.  For American audiences, it’s sometimes good to be reminded that racism is not something that is unique to only one region of our country.  It’s a worldwide thing and often those who are the quickest to brag about their tolerance are actually the most prejudiced people around.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/21/24 — 10/27/24


Halloween is next week!  Unfortunately, this week, I had to deal with some non-TSL related stuff so I don’t get to do as much Horrorthon stuff as I wanted to.  Fortunately, we’ve still got four more days to go and I believe in finishing strong!

Highlights for this week: I saw Creature From The Black Lagoon, in 3-D, at the Alamo Drafthouse!  I introduced the Monday Action Movie crowd to Zombi 4.  I watched Kill, Baby, Kill for Friday Night Flix.  And, best of all, I hosted the Scary Social double feature on Saturday!  It was a lot of fun.  I love my friends in the film and horror community!

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. 10 to Midnight (1983)
  2. Awakening the Zodiac (2017)
  3. Bay of Blood (1971)
  4. Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  5. Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
  6. Carnival of Souls (1962)
  7. The Church (1989)
  8. Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)
  9. Damien: Omen II (1978)
  10. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  11. Drag Me To Hell (2009)
  12. The Exorcist (1973)
  13. The Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
  14. The Final Conflict (1981)
  15. Haunting on Fraternity Row (2018)
  16. The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)
  17. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
  18. I Walked With A Zombie (1941)
  19. Inferno (1980)
  20. The Iron Rose (1973)
  21. Kill, Baby, Kill (1966)
  22. Let’s Scare Jessica To Death (1971)
  23. Live and Let Die (1973)
  24. Martin (1977)
  25. Messiah of Evil (1974)
  26. The Midnight Hour (1975)
  27. The Night Strangler (1973)
  28. The Omen (1976)
  29. Planet of the Vampires (1965)
  30. Raiders of Atlantis (1983)
  31. Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
  32. The Reverend (2011)
  33. The Seduction (1982)
  34. Shock (1977)
  35. Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972)
  36. Stagefright (1987)
  37. Suspiria (1977)
  38. Terrifier (2016)
  39. Tormented (1960)
  40. The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
  41. Zombi 2 (1979)
  42. Zombi 4: After Death (1989)

TV Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Degrassi of the Dead
  3. Dr. Phil
  4. Dragnet
  5. Friday the 13th: The Series
  6. Hell’s Kitchen
  7. Homicide: Life on the Street
  8. The Love Boat
  9. It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
  10. Miami Vice
  11. One Step Beyond

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Addison Rae
  2. Adi Ulmansky
  3. Annie Lennox
  4. Barry Adamson
  5. Bob Dylan
  6. Britney Spears
  7. The Chemical Brothers
  8. Clint Mansell
  9. Donavon
  10. Ennio Morricone
  11. Fabio Frizzi
  12. Five Man Electrical Band
  13. Goblin
  14. Jakalope
  15. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
  16. John Carpenter
  17. John Williams
  18. Keith Emerson
  19. Riz Ortolani
  20. Saint Motel
  21. Souixsie and the Banshees
  22. X

News From Last Week:

  1. Legendary Lifeguard Michael Newman Dies At 67
  2. Producer and author Lynda Obst Dies At 74
  3. Jack Jones, singer of the Love Boat theme song, dies at 86
  4. Cinematographer Dick Pope Dies At 77
  5. Writer Gary Indiana Dies at 74
  6. Bassist Phil Lesh Dies at 84
  7. TV Producer Alan Sacks Dies At 81

Links From Last Week:

  1. Procrastinating can be a virtue for creativity
  2. Tater’s Week in Review 10/25/24
  3. A 007 Spoof With “Connery – NEIL Connery!” It’s The “We Are Family” Blogathon With James Bond’s Brother!

Live Tweets:

  1. Zombi 4
  2. Drag Me To Hell
  3. Kill Baby Kill
  4. Suspiria
  5. Terrifier

Films I Reviewed:

  1. The Reverend
  2. Tormented

Films Jeff Reviewed:

  1. Haunting on Fraternity Row

Films Case Reviewed:

  1. Okay, Google

Horror On The Lens:

  1. Horror on Party Beach
  2. The Night Stalker
  3. The Night Strangler
  4. Messiah of Evil
  5. Carnival of Souls
  6. Silent Night, Bloody Night
  7. The Horror at 37,000 Feet

Horror on Television;

  1. One Step Beyond 3.6
  2. One Step Beyond 3.15
  3. One Step Beyond 3.17
  4. One Step Beyond 3.19
  5. One Step Beyond 3.21
  6. One Step Beyond 3.23
  7. One Step Beyond 3.25
  8. Degrassi of the Dead

4 Shots From 4 Films:

  1. Jean Rollin
  2. Dario Argento
  3. Ruggero Deodato
  4. Michele Soavi
  5. Jack Arnold
  6. Jacques Tourneur 
  7. Curtis Harrington

Horror Scenes I Love:

  1. Jaws
  2. Inferno
  3. Raiders of Atlantis
  4. Stagefright
  5. Creature From The Black Lagoon
  6. Suspiria
  7. Mulholland Drive

Songs of the Day:

  1. Theme From Jaws
  2. Mater Tenebarum
  3. Main Theme From Cannibal Holocaust
  4. Profondo Rosso
  5. Main Theme From Prince of Darkness
  6. Main Theme From Suspiria
  7. Tubular Bells

Bonus Songs Of The Day:

  1. The Zombie Stomp
  2. The Dead Are After Me
  3. Atlantis
  4. Demon
  5. The Love Boat
  6. Season of the Witch, by Donovan 
  7. Season of the Witch, cover by Joan Jett

Artworks of the Day:

  1. Spicy Mystery
  2. The Sure Hand of God
  3. Bound Girl
  4. Crypt of Shadows
  5. Horrific
  6. Baffling Mysteries
  7. Nightmare

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Sinnerella 
  2. Young Hunter
  3. STRFKR
  4. Duran Duran
  5. Bill Wyman and Terry Taylor
  6. Addison Rae
  7. Jodie Lauren

Retro Television Reviews:

  1. Degrassi Junior High
  2. Miami Vice
  3. CHiPs
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Baywatch Nights
  6. The Love Boat
  7. Monsters
  8. Malibu, CA
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. T and T
  11. Friday the 13th: The Series
  12. Welcome Back, Kotter
  13. Check It Out
  14. Homicide: Life on the Street

Erin’s Days Til Halloween

  1. 6 Days Til
  2. 5 Days Til
  3. 4 Days Til

Other Stuff:

  1. I shared my week in television!
  2. Erin endorsed the Yankees and congratulated the Dodgers!
  3. Erin shared the Astounding Covers of Astounding!
  4. Check out Erin’s pictures at Images By Erin!
  5. Check out my daily song picks at Lisa Marie’s Song of the Day!

Want to see last week?  Click here!

Bonus Horror On TV: Degrassi of the Dead


Hey, remember that time in 2007 when all the students at Toronto’s Degrassi Community School were turned into zombies?  This 10 minute film takes a non-canonical look at what would happen to everyone’s favorite Canadian high school if there was a zombie apocalypse!

(By the way, I know what you’re thinking but this was actually made in 2007, long before the premiere of The Walking Dead.)

Enjoy watching Drake turn into a zombie!

Horror On TV: One Step Beyond 3.25 “The Room Upstairs” (dir by John Newland)


When an American couple rents a home in London, Esther (Lois Maxwell, the future Mrs. Moneypenny) swears she can hear a baby crying.  Eventually, she tracks the crying down to an upstairs room.  In that room, however, she finds not just a child but also a portal into the past.

Can you prove it didn’t happen?

The episode aired on March 21st, 1961.

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life on the Street 1.4 “Son of a Gun”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, things get emotional on Homicide!

Episode 1.4 “Son of a Gun”

(Dir by Nick Gomez, originally aired on February 10th, 1993)

Officer Chris Thormann (Lee Tergesen), a patrol officer who is friendly with the Homicide detectives and who is a bit of protegee to Steve Crosetti, has been shot.  While Thormann lies in surgery with a bullet in his brain, his wife (Edie Falco, in one of her first television appearances) waits for news from the doctors and tries to avoid the members of the callous press.  Crosetti demands to be put in charge of the investigation into Thormann’s shooting and when Giardello points out, quite correctly, that Crosetti is too close to the victim to be objective, Crosetti strips down to his boxers and shows Giardello the scars left behind by every time that he’s been shot.

It’s an odd scene, one that seems to come out of nowhere in an episode that, up until that moment, had been pretty serious.  Kotto does a great job of capturing Giardello’s horror as Crosetti drops his pants.  It’s obvious that this is not the first time that Crosetti has shown off his scars to get assigned to a certain case.  It’s a scene that shouldn’t work but it does work because not only is it well-acted by Yaphet Kotto and Jon Polito but it also captures the insanity of being a homicide detective.  Just four episodes in, Homicide has already shown that it can be a funny show but the humor is rooted in the darkest corners of the human experience.  To survive as a homicide detective, you have to harden yourself to the point of being callous and you have to be able to see the humor in just about everything.  Crosetti, with his constant analysis of the Lincoln assassination and his inventory of bullet scars, may seem crazy but actually, he’s doing what he has to do to survive.

The episode ends with Thormann alive but in a coma and possibly brain-damaged.  And it ends with the shooter still at large.  Crosetti has received an anonymous tip from someone saying that the killer was a man named Alfred Smith.  But who knows if that’s true.

The Adeena Watson case remains open, as well.  Bayliss and Pembleton are still struggling to figure out how to work together.  Bayliss is too obsessed with the case.  Pembleton is too determined to show up the new guy.  A raid on the apartment where it’s believed Adeena was murdered turns up nothing but more evidence of human misery.  That said, a cheerful guy (played by Paul Schulze) who claims to be an agent for hitmen does give up several of his clients, allowing Howard and Felton to close even more cases.  Even Calpurnia Church (Mary Jefferson), the “black widow” from the pilot, is finally arrested due to the agent’s testimony.

Finally, Stanley Bolander goes on his first date with Dr. Blythe.  Before going on his date, he meets his neighbor, Larry Molera (Luis Guzman).  Larry is a carpenter.  He’s built a coffin that is currently sitting in living room.  Bolander’s date goes well but the nervous Bolander turns down Blythe’s offer to go back to her place with her.  Bolander returns to his apartment, where he discovers that Larry is dead and lying in his coffin.  (Much, who was called when Larry’s body was discovered, is shocked to see Bolander.  Bolander is not happy that Much now knows where he lives.)  Larry’s death inspires Boland to return to Dr. Blythe’s apartment.

This was an emotional episode.  Thormann is clinging to his life while his wife and Crosetti wait for him to wake up.  The recently divorced Bolander finally found the courage to go out with Dr. Blythe.  Bayliss appears to be so obsessed with the Adeena Watson case that he’s struggling to think straight.  This episode takes a look at the mental strain that comes from dealing with crime and death on a daily basis.  It’s well-done, even if it’s not quite as memorable as Night of the Dead Living.  (The stuff with Larry and his coffin was a bit too self-consciously quirky to be as emotionally devastating as the show obviously meant for it to be.)  If I took anything away from this episode, it’s that fate is random.  Officer Thormann has been shot in the head but he survived hours of surgery.  Larry seemed to be healthy but he suddenly died while Bolander was on his date.  Adeena’s killer may never be caught while Calpurnia Church was caught because of an initially unrelated investigation.  Some of the detectives are skilled.  Some of them are not.  But, in the end, they’re all at the random mercy of fate.

Bonus Horror Song of the Day: Season of the Witch, covered by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts


Did you know that Joan Jett did a cover of Season of the Witch?

I didn’t, at least not until the YouTube algorithm decided to let me know.  For once, the algorithm was a force of good.  (Apparently, this song was used on the soundtrack of Netflix’s Son of Sam documentary.  I did watch that documentary and I do remember this song being used in it but I didn’t realize that it was Joan Jett performing the song.)

Here’s Joan Jett and the Blackhearts with their cover of Donovan’s Season of the Witch.

 

Horror Scenes That I Love: The Man Behind The Dumpster From Mulholland Drive


It’s not usually described as being a horror film but this scene from David Lynch’s 2001 Mulholland Drive literally made me jump the first time I saw it.

Personally, I think this is the scariest moment that David Lynch ever directed.

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Curtis Harrington Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking

Today, we pay tribute to experimental surrealist and horror director, Curtis Harrington!  It’s time for….

4 Shots from 4 Curtis Harrington Films

Night Tide (1961, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Vilis Lapenieks)

Queen of Blood (1966, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Vilis Lapenieks)

The Killing Kind (1973, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Mario Tosi)

The Dead Don’t Die (1975, dir by Curtis Harrington DP: James Crabe)

Horror on the Lens: The Horror at 37,000 Feet (dir by David Lowell Rich)


Today, we have the 1973 made-for-TV movie, The Horror at 37,000 Feet.  This film starts off like a typical disaster film, with a collection of familiar celebrities catching a flight from Heathrow Airport.    What they don’t know is that celebrity is not the only thing flying across the ocean!  There’s a sacrificial altar sitting in the baggage hold and soon, all sorts of strange things are happening!  Truly, it’s a horror at 37,000 feet!

This film is silly and perhaps even a little bit dumb but it’s also definitely a lot of fun.  To be honest, when you’ve got William Shatner playing an ex-priest who is wondering what happened to his faith, how can you go wrong?  Along with Shatner, keep an eye out for Chuck Conners, Buddy Ebsen, Roy Thinnes, Paul Winfield, Tammy Grimes, and France Nuyen.  Basically, every TV actor who needed a job in 1973 boarded The Horror at 37,000 Feet. 

Happy October and enjoy The Horror at 37,000 Feet!

Horror Song of the Day: Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield


It’s Sunday and today’s horror song of the day comes from a film that I plan to watch later.

Mike Oldfield didn’t write Tubular Bells specifically for The Exorcist but it’s a song that works perfectly for the film.  Oldfield’s song, which was rumored to have originally envisioned as being a Christmas instrumental, become an iconic horror them.