Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 3.13 “Making Whopee”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, it’s an Arthur episode! …. really?

Episode 3.13 “Making Whopee”

(Dir by Eleanore Lindo, originally aired on February 27th, 1989)

With all of the season three drama surrounding Wheels, Shane, Spike, Joey, and Caitlin, it can be easy to forget that Degrassi Junior High started out as a show about a nerdy but well-meaning kid named Arthur trying to navigate his way through a brand new world.  Indeed, almost the entire first season revolved around Arthur and his friend, Yick.  By the time the third season rolled around, neither character was particularly prominent in the show’s ensemble.  I think one reason why Arthur and Yick went from being the main characters just being in the background is because their storylines never presented as much potential for excitement as the stuff going on with everyone else.  While Spike dealt with being a mother at 14 and Caitlin dealt with epilepsy and Wheels struggled with depression, Arthur and Yick were just average kids with average kid problems.

That’s why its a little bit jarring — after all of last week’s drama — to suddenly be presented with an Arthur episode.  In this episode, Arthur struggles to accept the fact that his dad has a girlfriend and that he would rather hang out with her than watch Space Cadets with his son.  When Arthur wakes up one morning to discover that his father’s new girlfriend has slept over, Arthur is stunned.  Later, when Arthur’s Dad comes to the Degrassi open house with his girlfriend, Arthur loses it and says that he’s sick of her coming between him and his father.  The end result is that Arthur’s father ends up single and depressed.  Arthur begs his Dad to watch television with him.  Arthur’s Dad sobs on the couch.

Damn, what a sad ending!  Of course, sad endings are a bit of a Degrassi trademark.  I’ve lost track of how many episodes of this show ended with someone in tears.

As for the B-plots, Luke continues to feel guilty over giving Shane that hit of LSD and the fact that everyone in school blames him for Shane’s accident certainly doesn’t help matters.  (Shane, for his part, is still in a coma.)  Meanwhile, Melanie finds herself competing for Snake’s attention with a snooty ninth-grader named Allison (Sara Holmes).  Melanie has nothing to worry about.  Allison may be older but Melanie is still the one who Snake asks to the graduation dance.  In fact, not only does Melanie get a date but she also gets her best friend back.  Kathleen forgives Melanie for reading her diary and also announces that she is now in therapy for her eating disorder!

Yay!  A happy ending for some….

And a totally tragic ending for others!

That’s Degrassi for you.

As for this episode, I’m a child of divorce so I could relate to a certain extent to what Arthur was going through.  I always hated it whenever my Mom dated anyone new and I will admit that I could be a bit of a brat about it.  That said, I never reduced her to crying on the couch.  I mean …. seriously, Arthur, what the Hell?  I preferred Melanie’s story because it had a happy ending and it was another storyline to which I could relate.  Talking to your crush and not realizing you have lipstick on your teeth?  Hey, we’ve all been there!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 10/14/24 — 10/20/24


Halloween quickly approaches!

This has been a fun Horrorthon so far, except for the fact that I’ve been sick since Friday.  But no matter!  I can’t wait to watch all of my favorite films over the upcoming week!  This is the greatest time of year.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week!

Films I Watched:

  1. The Birds (1963)
  2. A Blade In The Dark (1983)
  3. Blind Date (1984)
  4. Break Every Chain (2021)
  5. The Burbs (1989)
  6. Burnt Offerings (1976)
  7. The Creeping Terror (1964)
  8. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (1979)
  9. Delirium (1979)
  10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)
  11. Dracula (1931)
  12. Festival of the Living Dead (2024)
  13. Frankenstein (1931)
  14. Fraternity Demon (1992)
  15. Gary (2024)
  16. God’s Not Dead: In God We Trust (2024)
  17. Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999)
  18. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  19. Handling The Undead (2024)
  20. The Haunted Palace (1963)
  21. Hellweek (2010)
  22. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
  23. House on Haunted Hill (1959)
  24. The Invasion of Carol Enders (1973)
  25. The Linguini Incident (1991)
  26. Killer’s Delight (1978)
  27. The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog (1927)
  28. The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
  29. Nosferatu (1922)
  30. The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
  31. Psycho (1960)
  32. Psycho II (1983)
  33. Psycho III (1986)
  34. Pulp Fiction (1994)
  35. Rebecca (1940)
  36. Scream of the Wolf (1974)
  37. Smiley Face Killers (2020)
  38. Sorority House Massacre II (1990)
  39. Tales of Terror (1962)
  40. Teenage Zombies (1959)
  41. They Turned Us Into Killers (2024)
  42. To Save A Life (2009)
  43. Trilogy of Terror (1975)
  44. Vampirella (1996)
  45. The Wolf Man (1941)
  46. Wrong Turn (2003)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez
  2. Dr. Phil
  3. Hell’s Kitchen
  4. Homicide: Life on the Street
  5. The Love Boat
  6. Night Flight
  7. One Step Beyond

Books I Read:

  1. The Lifeguard (1988) by Richie Tankersley Cusick

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. The Bangles
  2. Barry Adamson
  3. The Bauhaus
  4. Bernard Herrmann
  5. Bikini Kill
  6. Bing Crosby
  7. Bobby Pickett
  8. The Chemical Brothers
  9. Chloe Adams
  10. Clint Mansell
  11. The Cranberries
  12. Crazy Lixx
  13. Creedence Clearwater Revival
  14. Damien Carter
  15. Dana Dentata
  16. Devon Thompson
  17. Duran Duran
  18. Ennio Morricone
  19. Fabio Frizzi
  20. Francesco De Masi
  21. Goblin
  22. INXS
  23. Jakalope
  24. John Carpenter
  25. John Williams
  26. Madness
  27. Mike Oldfield
  28. Nina Simone
  29. Panic! at the Disco
  30. Rachel Elkind
  31. Radiohead
  32. Ramones
  33. Raven Numan
  34. Ray Parker, Jr.
  35. Riz Ortolani
  36. Saint Motel
  37. Sweet
  38. Talking Heads
  39. The Vampires Sound Incorporation
  40. Warren Zevon
  41. Wendy Carlos
  42. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  43. X
  44. ZZ Ward

News From Last Week:

  1. Mitzi Gaynor Dies At 93
  2. Liam Payne, Dead At 31

Links From Last Week:

  1. Tater’s Week in Review 10/18/24
  2. Haunted Halloween Decorations! From Killer Doormats To Brownstone Ghosts!
  3. Happy Caturday! (10.19.2024)

Trailers:

  1. The Electric State
  2. Werewolves
  3. Wallace & Gromit: Murder Most Fowl
  4. The Legend of Ochi

Live Tweets:

  1. Vampirella
  2. Pulp Fiction
  3. The Burbs
  4. Wrong Turn

Films I Reviewed:

  1. Pardoned By Grace
  2. Tales of Terror
  3. Festival of the Living Dead
  4. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla
  5. Killer’s Delight
  6. Blind Date
  7. Phantom Fun-World
  8. Two Steps From Hope
  9. Godzilla
  10. The Haunted Palace
  11. The Masque of the Red Death
  12. The Invasion of Carol Enders
  13. They Turned Us Into Killers
  14. Godzilla 2000
  15. Smiley Face Killers
  16. Hellweek
  17. Fraternity Demon
  18. God’s Not Dead In God We Trust
  19. Handling the Undead
  20. Delirium

Books I Reviewed: 

  1. The Lifeguard by Richie Tankersley Cusick
  2. Child of God by Cormac McCarthy

Films Jeff Reviewed:

  1. Blood Harvest
  2. Murder In The Dark
  3. Vampirella
  4. Hillwalkers
  5. Babydoll
  6. The Stone Tape

Films Case Reviewed:

  1. Ghost Stories

Films Leonard Reviewed:

  1. Fear No Evil

Horror on The Lens:

  1. Trilogy of Terror
  2. The House on Haunted Hill
  3. The Creeping Terror
  4. Nosferatu
  5. The Phantom of the Opera
  6. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
  7. The Lodger

Horror on TV

  1. One Step Beyond 2.14
  2. One Step Beyond 2.17
  3. One Step Beyond 2.24
  4. One Step Beyond 2.25
  5. One Step Beyond 2.27
  6. One Step Beyond 3.3
  7. One Step Beyond 3.5

4 Shots From 4 Films

  1. William Castle
  2. Wes Craven
  3. Lamberto Bava
  4. Mario Bava
  5. Tobe Hooper
  6. Alfred Hitchcock

Horror Scenes We Love:

  1. House on Haunted Hill
  2. The Shining
  3. A Nightmare On Elm Street
  4. Nosferatu
  5. Shock
  6. Poltergeist
  7. Birdemic

Songs of the Day:

  1. Something Wicked This Way Comes
  2. Theme From The Shining
  3. Buio Omega
  4. Main Theme From Zombi 2
  5. Theme From The Fog
  6. New York One More Day
  7. Theme From Psycho

Bonus Songs of the Day:

  1. Electronic Battle Weapon 7
  2. Bela Lugosi’s Dead
  3. The Lions and the Cucumber
  4. Do It To Me
  5. Hanging Out With My Family

Artwork of the Day:

  1. Gripping Terror!
  2. Fireside Ghost Stories
  3. Thrills Action Adventure
  4. Ghost Stories
  5. Weird Tales
  6. Psycho
  7. Science Fiction Adventures

Music Videos of the Day:

  1. Dana Dentata
  2. Chloe Adams
  3. Devon Thompson
  4. Duran Duran
  5. Crazy Lixx
  6. Raven Numan
  7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Retro Television Reviews:

  1. Degrassi Junior High
  2. Miami Vice
  3. CHiPs
  4. Fantasy Island
  5. Baywatch Nights
  6. The Love Boat
  7. Monsters
  8. Malibu CA
  9. Highway to Heaven
  10. T and T
  11. Friday the 13th: The Series
  12. Welcome Back Kotter
  13. Check it Out
  14. Homicide: Life on the Street

Other Stuff:

  1. I shared my week in television!
  2. Erin congratulated the Yankees and the Dodgers!
  3. Check out Erin’s pictures at Images By Erin!
  4. Check out my daily song picks at Lisa Marie’s Song of the Day!

Click here for last week!

 

Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers


Congratulations to the Los Angeles Dodgers, who clinched the National League Championship tonight and who will be facing the Yankees in the World Series!  It’ll be the west coast vs east coast and I’m not sure who I’ll be cheering for.  It’ll probably be the Yankees, because I’m an American League girl.

This will be the Dodgers first World Series appearance since 2020.  Even though neither one of them is my team, I look forward to watching the Yankees and the Dodgers battle for the championship.

Horror On TV: One Step Beyond 3.5 “If You See Sally” (dir by John Newland)


On tonight’s epiosde of One Step Beyond, we visit the legend of the ghostly hitchhiker.

Will Sally ever make it home?

This episode originally aired on October 18th, 1960!

Retro Television Review: Homicide: Life on Street 1.3 “Night of the Dead Living”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing Homicide: Life On The Street, which aired from 1993 to 1999, on NBC!  It  can be viewed on Peacock.

This week, the Homicide Squad works the night shift on the hottest night of the year.

Episode 1.3 “Night of the Dead Living”

(Dir by Michael Lehmann, originally aired on March 31st, 1993)

On the hottest night of the year, Giardello’s homicide squad works the night shift.  Everyone comes in grumpy.  Munch has just broken up with his girlfriend.  Bolander is trying to work up the courage to call Dr. Blythe.  Bayliss is still obsessing on the Adeena Watson case and he and Pembleton are still trying to figure out how to work together.  Kay’s sister is having trouble at home.  Felton’s wife hates him.  Crosetti worries about his teenage daughter and her boyfriend.  Giardello tries to figure out why the air conditioner is only blowing out hot air on what Lewis claims is the hottest night in history.

Despite the heat and the statistics that show that most homicide occur at night, no calls come in.  Bayliss is convinced he’s cracked the Watson case when he discovers that the fingerprints on Adeena’s library book belongs to someone named James.   He sends Thorson out to arrest James.  James turns out to be a seventh grader who thinks he’s being arrested by not paying a library fine.  (James did check out the book, when he was in the fifth grade.)

A drunk man dressed as Santa Claus is brought in and later falls through the ceiling when he attempts to escape custody.  A baby is found in the station’s basement but it turns out to the cleaning lady’s baby.  She brings him to work with her to protect him from the rats that live in their apartment building.  Eventually, Bolander works up the courage to call Blythe and Bayliss and Pembleton figure out that Adeena’s body was found where it was because her killer brought the body down a fire escape.  At the end of the shift, Giardello assembles his detectives on the roof and joyfully sprays them with the water hose.

It’s an episode that feels like a play, taking place in one location and featuring a lot of monologuing.  Each member of the squad gets a their chance in the spotlight, with the episode revealing that every one of them is a bit more complex than they initially seem.  Even Munch, the misanthrope, is shown to light a candle in memory of “all those who have been killed.”  It’s one of those episodes that makes you understand why Homicide is considered to be classic while also showing you why it struggled in the ratings.  In this episode, Homicide revealed itself to be not a cop show but instead a show about people who happened to be cops.  Most shows about detectives end with an arrest.  This episode ends with Giardello showing his love for the people who work for him.  After spending an hour with everyone sweating and complaining, it’s nice to see them happy on the roof of the station house.  Yaphet Kotto’s joy in the final scene is a wonder to behold.  And yet, it’s easy to imagine how confused audiences, whose expectations had been set by more traditional crime show, would have been.

This episode was meant to be the third episode of the series.  NBC decided that it worked better as the finale of the first season and instead made it the ninth episode.  Peacock has this episode placed where it originally belonged and, with this review, that’s what I’m going with as well.

 

Bonus Horror Song of the Day: Hanging Out With My Family by Damien Carter


Whenever I watch 2010’s Birdemic, I wonder how the birds could possibly want to destroy a civilization that is capable of something like Hanging Out With My Family.

Horror Scenes I Love: The Birds Attack in Birdemic


Today’s scene that I love comes from 2010’s Birdemic: Shock and Terror!

Those who claim that Brian De Palma stole too much from Hitchcock obviously never met director James Nguyen.

4 Shots From 4 Alfred Hitchcock Films


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films lets the visuals do the talking.

Today, we honor the master of suspense, Alfred Hitchcock.  Not all of his film were horror films, of course.  In fact, the majority were not.  But his influence on the genre cannot be overstated.  Just try to keep track of how many horror films owe a debt to Psycho or The Birds.

It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 Alfred Hitchcock Films

Rebecca (1940, dir by Alfred Hitchcock, DP: George Barnes)

Shadow of a Doubt (1943, directed by Alfred Hitchcock, DP: Joseph A. Valentine)

Psycho (1960, dir by Alfred Hitchcock, DP: John L. Russell)

The Birds (1963, dir by Alfred Hitchcock, DP: Robert Burks)

Horror on the Lens: The Lodger (dir by Alfred Hitchcock)


A serial killer known as “The Avenger” is murdering blonde women in London (which, once again, proves that its better to be a redhead).  And while nobody knows the identity of the Avenger, they do know that the enigmatic stranger  (Ivor Novello), who has just recently rented a room at boarding house, happens to fit his description.  They also know that the lodger’s landlord’s daughter happens to be a blonde…

Released in 1927, the silent The Lodger was Alfred Hitchcock’s third film but, according to the director, this was the first true “Hitchcock film.”  Certainly it shows that even at the start of his career, Hitchcock’s famous obsessions were already present — the stranger accused of a crime, the blonde victims, and the link between sex and violence.

Also of note, the credited assistant director — Alma Reville — would become Alma Hitchcock shortly before The Lodger was released.

Horror Song of the Day: Main Theme From Psycho by Bernard Herrmann


Today’s horror song of the day really needs no introduction.

From 1960, here is the main theme from Alfred Hitchcok’s Psycho, composed by Bernard Herrmann.