Late Night Retro Television Review: CHiPs 1.22 “Flashback!”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing CHiPs, which ran on NBC from 1977 to 1983.  The entire show is currently streaming on Freevee!

This week, the first season comes to a close!

Episode 1.22 “Flashback!”

(Dir by Michael Caffey, originally aired on April 1st, 1978)

When a recent graduate from te motor school joins the unit, he immediately rubs everyone the wrong way.  Brent Delaney (Joe Penny) may have graduated at the top of his class but, as Baker points out, he flunked public relations and everyone quickly tires of his holier-than-thou approach to policing.  Add to that, his father is a bigshot politician and everyone assumes that Delaney is just some rich kid who got the job through his connections.  Delaney’s arrogant and cocky attitude doesn’t do much to change that impression.

Fortunately, Baker and Ponch are both willing to look past Delaney’s cockiness.  In fact, they spend the majority of the episode remembering how, one day, a CHiP officer named Jon Baker met a cocky dirt bike rider named Ponch (Erik Estrada) and also how Baker talked Ponch into applying for a spot on the force.  No one gave Ponch much of a chance, largely because of his background as a juvenile delinquent and his friendship with a gang leader named Henry (Edward James Olmos).  But, soon, Ponch and Baker were patrolling the streets and rescuing two women who were trapped in a car that they accidentally drove into a swimming pool.  Ponch proved himself.  Will Delaney?

Yes, this a flashback episode but, interestingly enough, most of the flashbacks appear to have been shot specifically for this episode.  (There were two clips that I recognized as coming from the show’s pilot but the rest of the flashbacks appeared to be original.)  The flashbacks don’t play out in a chronological order, either.  Instead, they are somewhat randomly triggered by Ponch or Baker hearing an engine backfiring or spotting some person on a bike.  This episode comes as close as one can to answering the question of what a cop show directed by Nicolas Roeg would look like.

As for Delaney, he eventually proves his worth when he takes down a group of bikers who were stealing CHP motorcycles.  (One of the bikers is played by John Furey, who is best-known for playing Paul in Friday the 13th Part II.)  It’s a pretty good thing that Delaney caught those guys, seeing as how his motorcycle was one of those that was stolen.  Having proven himself, Delaney is welcomed into the CHP.  Even the formerly skeptical Grossman and Bear end up shaking his hand and telling him that he did a good job.  Way to go, Delaney!  I imagine we’ll never see him again.

And so ends the first season of CHiPs.  It was a fun season.  There was nothing particularly challenging about any of the first 22 episodes but the scenery was gorgeous and some of the chase scenes were exciting.  That’s really all you can ask for with a show like this.  Though I understand that Larry Wilcox and Erik Estrada did not particularly like each other, that wasn’t obvious during the first season.  In fact, even Estrada’s tendency to overact was nicely paired with Wilcox’s tendency to do the opposite.  For the first season at least, they came across like legitimate partners and friends.

Next week, we start season 2!

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Easy Money!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

After we finish up this week’s #MondayActionMovie on Mastodon, we will be hopping over to twitter where #MondayMuggers will be showing 1983’s Easy Money!  The film is on Prime and Tubi and it starts at 10 pm et!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Truth or Dare on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then switch over to twitter, pull Easy Money up on Prime, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag! 

Enjoy!

Retro Television Review: Miami Vice 2.10 “Bought and Paid For”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Mondays, I will be reviewing Miami Vice, which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1989.  The entire show can be purchased on Prime!

This week, things get bleak.

Episode 2.9 “Bought For Paid For”

(Dir by John Nicolella, originally aired on November 29th, 1985)

This is a dark episode.

It opens with Gina’s friend, a Haitian immigrant named Odette (Lynn Whitfield), being attacked and raped in Gina’s apartment.  The rapist is easily identified as Nico Arroyo (Joaquim de Almeida), the sociopathic son of a Bolivian general (Tomas Milian) who has been exiled to Miami after a failed coup attempt.  Odette used to work as a maid in the general’s Art Deco mansion and Nico is obsessed with her.

Gina is able to convince Odette to testify against Nico but then the general brings Odette’s mother to America and offers her a good deal of money in return for Odette agreeing to testify that the encounter with Nico was consensual.  Because her family is poor and desperately needs the money, Odette agrees.  With the charges dropped,  Nico goes to Odette’s home and kills her.

Gina goes to the general’s mansion and confronts Nico, knowing that it will lead to him trying to attack her in her apartment.  When Nico shows up, he’s carrying a switchblade but he drops it as soon as he sees that Gina has a gun.  Gina shoots him dead.

Watching this show, one gets the feeling that being a supporting player on Miami Vice could be a thankless task.  Switek, Zito, Trudy, and Gina are in every episode but they rarely get to do much.  This week Gina gets to have a moment and Saundra Santiago makes the most of it.  This episode exists in the shadow of the first season’s Give A Little, Take A Little, in which Gina was raped by Burt Young and, at the end of the episode, shot him dead as well.  At one point, when Sonny is arguing that Gina needs to accept that Odette is not going to press charges against Nico, Gina says that he knows why she can’t do that.  Later, after Odette dies, Gina fears that, because of her own experience, she may have pushed Odette too hard.  In the end, Gina shoots and kills an unarmed man, just as she did in Give A Little, Take A Little.  It’s a ruthless move but both of the men were scum who totally deserved it.  It’s hard not to appreciate the idea of Gina serving as Miami’s version of Ms. 45.

As I said at the start of this review, this is a dark episode.  Nico’s father committed war crimes in Bolivia but now he’s remade himself as a respectable member of Miami society.  Nico and his father live in a fabulous mansion and Nico spends his day lounging by the pool.  Meanwhile, Odette struggles day-to-day and is essentially sold out by her own mother.  (One of the things that gives Nico away as the rapist is the fact that Sonny recognizes the smell of his extremely expensive — and apparently rather pungent — cologne on Odette’s clothes.)  Nico feels that he can do whatever he wants to Odette because he’s rich and  she’s “bought and paid for.”  The system fails and Gina is forced to put her life at risk to get some sort of justice for Odette.  This is Miami Vice at its bleakest.  The world under all of the glitz and glamour is a dark one.

There is one funny moment though.  Gina and Sonny go out to a club with Tubbs and Odette.  Sonny watches Tubbs dance with Odette and he starts laughing.  And he simply can’t stop.  It feels like such a spontaneous moment that I have to wonder if it was scripted or if Don Johnson really did think Philip Michael Thomas was just a terrible dancer.

Next week, a figure from Crockett’s past resurfaces in Miami.  Maybe Castillo can give him so advice on how to deal with that.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us for Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be Truth or Dare?  A Critical Madness, from director Tim Ritter!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Truth or Dare on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!

Enjoy!