Horror Film Review: Godzilla vs. Megaguirus (dir by Masaaki Tezuka)


It has always bothered me whenever a long-running franchise decides that the best way to reboot things is to wipe away its own history.

Consider the James Bond films, in which the current producers apparently decided that Daniel Craig’s grim and whiny interpretation of the character was so definitive that it would be no big deal to wipe all of the previous Bond films out of existence.  Sorry, Sean Connery.  Sorry, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and even George Lazenby.   Sorry, everyone who enjoyed the original Bond films and who enjoys spies who are relatively free of angst and self-pity.  Your films are now no longer canon, all because someone thought it would be a good idea for Bond and Blofeld to be brothers.

Consider the DC films, in which there are so many different versions of the same characters floating around that it’s next to impossible to keep straight what is an “official” film and what isn’t.  Admittedly, the majority of the DC films weren’t that good but still, there’s just something kind of annoying in the way that franchise in particular tends to just shrug and say, “Okay, that film doesn’t really count.”  Own your mistakes.

And then there’s my beloved Halloween franchise, ruined by David Gordon Green’s belief that he was better than the genre.  After years of brother/sister drama between Laurie Strode and Michael Myers, Green simply decided to do away with all of that and, in the process, he made the entire story (and Laurie Strode as a character) far less interesting.

Usually I think of this as being a relatively new phenomena but, as I watched 2000’s Godzilla vs. Megaguirus, I realized that reboots that do away with years of continuity are nothing new.  Godzilla vs. Megagurius opens with a narrator literally telling us to forget about all the films that came out after the original Gojira.  And we’re also told to forget about the ending of Gojira because that never happened either.  The Oxygen Destroyer was not used and Tokyo had to be abandoned.  Godzilla survived the end of Gojira and he continues to use Japan as his own personal power source, attacking not only a nuclear reactor but also a plasma reactor.  So, sorry, Mothra.  Sorry, Rodan.  Sorry, all of you fans of Ghidorah.  Sorry everyone who enjoyed the classic Godzilla films.  We’re now in a universe where none of that happened.

That’s not to say that Godzilla vs. Megagurius is a bad film, of course.  The majority of the people who watch these films (and films in general) could hardly care less about continuity.  They want to see a fight between giant monsters and they want to hear Godzilla’s roar and this film provides both of them.  After Japan attempts to destroy Godzilla with a satellite that shoots — I kid you not — miniature black holes, it finds itself being attacked by prehistoric dragonflys.  While Godzilla searches for a new power source, the dragonflys attempt to siphon off Godzilla’s energy for their own uses.  As so often happened with these movies, humanity’s attempt to destroy Godzilla actually leads to far more destruction than if they had just left Godzilla alone.  It turns out that creating miniature black holes and ripping open the time/space continuum is not the solution to all the world’s problems.  It’s the human beings who are ultimately the bigger threat than the giant monsters.

It’s an entertaining film.  The Megagurius is a good monster and a worthy opponent to Godzilla.  Godzilla does what he does best.  The film wiped out a decades worth of continuity but at least it kept the Godzilla roar.  In the end, you can’t silence a good giant monster.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Biollante (1989)
  19. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1992)
  20. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  21. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 (1994)
  22. Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
  23. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  24. Godzilla (1998)
  25. Godzilla 2000 (1999)
  26. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  27. Godzilla (2014)
  28. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  29. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  30. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  31. Godzilla Minus One (2023)

Horror Film Review: Godzilla vs Biollante (dir by Kazuki Omori)


In 1989’s Godzilla vs Biollante, Godzilla returns and gets into a fight with a giant plant named Biollante.  Created by mixing plant cells with Godzilla cells and the cells of one human who was killed in a terrorist attack, Biollante has the body of a monster, the head of a giant rose, and the soul of a human.  In fact, because her cells were used to help create Biollante, the late Erika Shiragami (Yusko Sawaguchi) can telepathically communicate from inside of Billante.

Now, you might be tempted to laugh at all of that but, silly origin story aside, Biollante is actually a wonderful creation and a fierce competitor to Godzilla.  As Biollante was created using DNA that Godzilla left behind during his previous rampage of Tokyo, Godzilla and Biollante have a bit of a mental connection.  One could even argue that this film features Godzilla fighting a mutated version of himself.  (This was a theme to which many of the future Godzilla films would return.)  Biollante is not only capable of wrapping monsters, things, and people in its tendrils but it’s also implied to literally be immortal.  Damaging Biollante just causes it to release spores that presumably will lead to the creation of a new Biollante.

How did Biollante come into existence?  As usual, it’s all the fault of the government and the corporations.  Following Godzilla’s previous rampage in Japan, the government of the Middle Eastern nation of Saradia demanded some of Godzilla’s cells so that they could experiment with creating plant life that could survive in the desert.  Meanwhile, an American company called Bio-Major decided that it wanted the cells for itself and they even sent over terrorists to blow up a Saradian lab, leading to the death of Erika and the apparent madness of her father, Dr. Genichiro Shiragami (Koji Takahashi).  Dr. Shiragami fused Erika’s cells with the cells of one of the Godzilla plants and Biollatne was created….

Yeah, it doesn’t always make a lot of sense.  That’s to be expected of a Godzilla film, though.  The important thing is that, no matter how ludicrous the plot, the cast delivers their lines with enough skill and conviction that the viewer is willing to accept what’s being said without worrying too much about the logic behind it.  There’s definitely a political subtext here for those who want to find it.  Japan once again finds itself saving the world from the mistakes made by America and, this time, the Middle East.  For Japan, every Godzilla rampage is a tragedy.  For America and the rest of the world, it’s an economic opportunity.  Just as the rest of the world reacted to the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by saying, “Cool, we’ve got to figure out how to do that!,” the world reacts to over 30 years of Godzilla-led death and destruction by trying to figure out how to create their own Godzilla.

There’s a lot going on in Godzilla vs Biollante.  Psychic Miki Saegusa (Megumi Odaka) makes her first appearance in the Godzilla franchise.  There’s a fear assassin named SSS9 (Majot Bedi) who pops up throughout the movie so that he can shoot people.  There are scenes of corporate espionage and car chases and action sequences featuring a lot of gunfire.  This is one of the more violent and fast-paced Godzilla films that I’ve watched.  In the end, though, the main attraction is watching Godzilla battle a giant plant and both Godzilla and Biollante acquit themselves well.  It makes for an exciting film, one that feels worthy of starring the King of the Monsters.

Previous Godzilla Reviews:

  1. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (1958)
  2. Godzilla Raids Again (1958)
  3. King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
  4. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964)
  5. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
  6. Invasion of the Astro-Monster (1965)
  7. Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (1966)
  8. Son of Godzilla (1967)
  9. Destroy All Monsters (1968)
  10. All Monsters Attack (1969)
  11. Godzilla vs Hedorah (1971)
  12. Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
  13. Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
  14. Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
  15. The Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
  16. Cozilla (1977)
  17. Godzilla 1985 (1985)
  18. Godzilla vs. Mothra (1992)
  19. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)
  20. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
  21. Godzilla (2014)
  22. Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters (2017)
  23. Godzilla, King of the Monsters (2019)
  24. Godzilla vs Kong (2021)
  25. Godzilla Minus One (2023)