Here’s The First Full Trailer For A Little Film Called Justice League!


It says something about how terrible the previous DC films were that people are currently amazed that trailer for Justice League looks kind of fun.  That’s what trailers are supposed to do.  Let’s not forget how excited some people got over the trailers for Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and Suicide Squad.

“OH MY GOD!  JARED LETO LOOKS GREAT IN THIS!”  Don’t deny it.  A lot of you yelled that.

That said, the trailer for Justice League does look kind of fun.  I might not see the movie but I’ll definitely rewatch the trailer.

Here’s that trailer for Wonder Woman!


Despite my better instincts, I hope Wonder Woman turns out to be a good movie.  I know it probably won’t, just on the basis of Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad.  But still, I hold out hope.

I mean, let’s consider the positives:

Patty Jenkins is a wonderfully unorthodox pick to direct a comic book movie.  Of course, sometimes being unorthodox works and sometimes, it doesn’t.  Ang Lee was an unorthodox pick to direct that Hulk movie and when was the last time you voluntarily watched that?

But Gal Gadot — OMG, Gal Gadot kicks so much ass!

Let’s hope this film does her justice.

Anyway, here’s the trailer!

Here’s the Trailer for Atomic Blonde!


Here’s the trailer for Atomic Blonde, which stars Charlize Theron as an ass-kicking British spy.

I have to admit that, whenever I have the office to myself here at the TSL Bunker, I often imagine what would happen if a bunch of spies suddenly showed up and started trying to hack into our files.  In my imagination, it usually plays out something like this trailer.

Except, of course, it’s called Atomic Redhead

Here’s The Trailer for Geostorm, which is apparently a real movie


This trailer only needs a few more cats to look like a heavy-handed YouTube parody but apparently, Geostorm is a real movie that will be opening in October.  It was directed by Dean Devlin, who is a frequent partner of Roland Emmerich’s.

(In other words, expect a subplot about how Shakespeare didn’t actually write Twelfth Night.)

Geostorm will open in October and I imagine it will make its SyFy debut the following June.

Here’s The Red Band Trailer For Free Fire!


Hi, everyone!

When Jeff and I went to see Logan on Thursday night, one of the many trailers that played before the film was this red band one for Free Fire.  Free Fire is an action comedy, one that I think is meant to satirize the ultra violent heist films of the 90s and early aughts.  Seriously, there are parts of this trailer that should make Guy Ritchie cringe.

That said, this trailer is also about a minute too long.  At first, everyone in the theater thought it was kind of funny but then, around the two minute mark, the yawns started to kick in.  “Are they just going to shoot at each other for the entire trailer?” someone asked.

The answer is yes.  And you know what?  The trailer probably doesn’t do Free Fire justice because this movie was directed by Ben Wheatley and I’m still having dreams inspired by his oddly hypnotic A Field in England.  I’ll follow him anywhere!

Free Fire has a March 31st release date in the UK and an April 21st release date in the States.

Anyway, here’s the red band trailer for Free Fire!