Horror On The Lens: The Beast of Yucca Flats (dir by Coleman Francis)


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Since Tor Johnson’s birthday was just 9 days ago, it only seems appropriate that today’s Horror on the Lens should be one that he starred in, 1961’s The Best Of Yucca Flats.

My friend, the writer and chef Tammy Dowden, claims that this is the worst movie ever made.

Well, technically, she may be right.  The Beast of Yucca Flats is a thoroughly inept film that makes next to no sense and has massive continuity errors.  It’s a film that also features the legendary Tor Johnson as a Russian scientist who gets mutated by radiation and becomes a monster, but not before taking off almost all of his clothes while walking through the desert.  For that matter, it’s also a film about a family that comes together though adversity — namely, being shot at by the police after the family patriarch is somehow mistaken for Tor Johnson.  And finally, it’s the story of how a dying monster can find comfort from a rabbit and that’s actually kind of a sweet message.

Here’s the thing — yes, The Beast of Yucca Flats is bad but you still owe it to yourself to watch it because you will literally never see anything else like it.  Plus, maybe you’ll be able to figure out what the whole point of the opening scene is.

Because I’ve watched this film a few times and I still have no idea!

Enjoy!

Horror Song of the Day: Ave Satani by Jerry Goldsmith


Today’s horror song of the day is the only hymn to Satan to have been nominated for an Oscar.  From 1976’s The Omen, here is Ave Satani.  Don’t sing along as much as you may be tempted too.  We’ve all seen Hellraiser.

Composed by Jerry Goldsmith, this version of this song was performed by the Tenerife Film Orchestra and Choir.

Horror Scenes That I Love: The Man Behind The Dumpster From Mulholland Drive


It’s not usually described as being a horror film but this scene from David Lynch’s 2001 Mulholland Drive literally made me jump the first time I saw it.

Personally, I think this is the scariest moment that David Lynch ever directed.

4 Shots From 4 Horror Films: Special Curtis Harrington Edition


4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films is just what it says it is, 4 (or more) shots from 4 (or more) of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 (or more) Shots From 4 (or more) Films lets the visuals do the talking

Today, we pay tribute to experimental surrealist and horror director, Curtis Harrington!  It’s time for….

4 Shots from 4 Curtis Harrington Films

Night Tide (1961, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Vilis Lapenieks)

Queen of Blood (1966, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Vilis Lapenieks)

The Killing Kind (1973, dir by Curtis Harrington, DP: Mario Tosi)

The Dead Don’t Die (1975, dir by Curtis Harrington DP: James Crabe)

Horror on the Lens: The Horror at 37,000 Feet (dir by David Lowell Rich)


Today, we have the 1973 made-for-TV movie, The Horror at 37,000 Feet.  This film starts off like a typical disaster film, with a collection of familiar celebrities catching a flight from Heathrow Airport.    What they don’t know is that celebrity is not the only thing flying across the ocean!  There’s a sacrificial altar sitting in the baggage hold and soon, all sorts of strange things are happening!  Truly, it’s a horror at 37,000 feet!

This film is silly and perhaps even a little bit dumb but it’s also definitely a lot of fun.  To be honest, when you’ve got William Shatner playing an ex-priest who is wondering what happened to his faith, how can you go wrong?  Along with Shatner, keep an eye out for Chuck Conners, Buddy Ebsen, Roy Thinnes, Paul Winfield, Tammy Grimes, and France Nuyen.  Basically, every TV actor who needed a job in 1973 boarded The Horror at 37,000 Feet. 

Happy October and enjoy The Horror at 37,000 Feet!

Horror Song of the Day: Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield


It’s Sunday and today’s horror song of the day comes from a film that I plan to watch later.

Mike Oldfield didn’t write Tubular Bells specifically for The Exorcist but it’s a song that works perfectly for the film.  Oldfield’s song, which was rumored to have originally envisioned as being a Christmas instrumental, become an iconic horror them.

Horror Scenes I Love: “Names that Start With S” from Suspiria


Suspiria (1977, dir by Dario Argento, DP: Luciano Tavoli)

I can’t wait to re-watch Dario Argento’s Suspiria tonight!  Today’s horror scene of the day is one of my favorite scenes from that film.

As you probably guessed from the title of this post, that scene is the famous “Names that start with S” scene.  This is the scene in which dance student Suzy Banyon’s new roommate explains that names that start with S are often the names of snakes!  Suzy’s new best friend, Sarah, disagrees.

When I first saw Suspiria, this was a scene to which I, as a dance student, could immediately relate.  As odd as the dialogue may have sounded and as silly as the two students may have appeared to be, it actually felt very authentic.  By nature, dancers are competitive and we are dramatic.  If anyone is going to accuse you of having the name of a snake, it’s probably going to be dancer.

Admittedly, no one ever told me that I had the name of the snake.  But there was the girl who told me that I was “soooooo pretty,” or at least I would be pretty if I got the nose job that I obviously required if I ever had any hope of being happy or successful.  “But,” she added as she turned away from me, “I guess you’d have to figure out how you could possibly pay for it.”  Of course, she was also quick to explain that she was only telling me the truth and that she had the best of intentions.  I had about the same reaction to her advise as Sarah has to be calling a snake.

(Sarah stuck out her tongue.  I may have said something about her boyfriend not having any issue with the size of my nose when he was hitting on me the night before.  But basically, it was pretty much the same reaction…)

This scene made such an impression on me that, in the months after I first saw Suspiria, I would often randomly launch into the name of snakes monologue.  Unfortunately, I had failed to take into account that I was literally the only student at my high school who would actually take the time to watch an Italian horror film from the 1970s.  As such, no one knew what I was talking about and I lost a few friends named Susan and Sarah as a result.

Oh well!

Anyway, you can watch the scene below!  Pay special attention to the way Jessica Harper reacts to being caught in the middle of the conversation.  Dario Argento will probably never be known as a great director of actors but Jessica Harper is great in Suspiria!

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Jacques Tourneur Edition!


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today’s director: Jacques Tourneur!

4 Shots From 4 Films

Cat People (1942, dir by Jacques Tourneur, DP: Nicholas Musuraca)

I Walked With A Zombie (1943, dir by Jacques Tourneur, DP: J. Roy Hunt)

The Leopard Man (1943, dir by Jacques Tourneur, DP: Robert De Grasse)

Night of the Demon (1957, dir by Jacques Tourneur, DP: Ted Scaife)

Live Tweet Alert: Join #ScarySocial For A Halloween Double Feature


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, we’ve got a special Halloween double feature!  First up, we’ve got 1977’s Suspiria, directed by Dario Argento and hosted by me!

After Suspiria, we will watch the original Terrifier, starring Art the Clown!

Along the way, we will have tricks, treats, trivia, and prizes!  The Halloween season is always fun at #ScarySocial!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start Suspiria at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The films are available on Prime!  I’ll be there co-hosting and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Horror On The Lens: Silent Night, Bloody Night (dir by Theodore Gershuny)


The 1974 film Silent Night, Bloody Night is an oddity.

On the one hand, it’s pretty much a standard slasher film, complete with a menacing mansion, a horrible secret, a twist ending, and John Carradine playing a mute newspaper editor.

On the other hand, director Ted Gershuny directs like he’s making an underground art film and several of the supporting roles are played by actors who were best known for their association with Andy Warhol.

Personally, I like Silent Night, Bloody Night.  It has a terrible reputation and the film’s star, Mary Woronov, has gone on record calling it a “terrible movie” but I like the surreal touches the Gershuny brought to the material and the sepia-toned flashbacks have a nightmarish intensity to them.  The film makes no logical sense, which actually makes it all the more appealing to me.  As the saying goes, your mileage may vary.

Watch and decide for yourself!