As July comes to a close, the Oscar picture is still pretty fuzzy. To be honest, it’s hard to get that excited about any of the contenders that have been mentioned. It all pretty much sounds like more of the same, with the exception of Sinners.
Anyway, with that inspiring introduction out of the way, here are my predictions for July.
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This morning I got up to make coffee for me and my wife. When I came back to our room, she had started the movie ENOUGH (2002) with Jennifer Lopez on the new projector that she bought me for Christmas. I’m not that big of a fan of Lopez, but I decided I’d go ahead and sit down to sip on my coffee prior to starting my day. I ended up watching the whole movie!
Jennifer Lopez plays Slim, a waitress in a diner in L.A., who meets a rich guy named Mitch Hiller (Billy Campbell) who impresses her when he gets rid of this rude jerk (Noah Wyle) trying to hit on her. Mitch and Slim get along famously, eventually getting married and having a cute little girl named Gracie. Everything seems perfect in their little world. Unfortunately, things aren’t what they seem, and one night Slim checks her husband’s pager. She calls the number and discovers Mitch has been cheating on her. When she confronts him about the affair, his entire countenance changes, and he begins beating the crap out of her. After the altercation, and before heading out to continue his affair, Mitch warns Slim not to leave because he refuses to live without her. With the help of her friend Ginny (Juliette Lewis) and a couple of others, Slim takes Gracie and they escape from Mitch. With all his money and connections, Mitch is able to track her down no matter where she goes. Feeling like she has no other options, Slim turns to her wealthy, estranged father, Jupiter (Fred Ward). He provides her the funds she needs to set up a new life and identity. Unfortunately, that damn Mitch tracks her down again. Narrowly escaping, Slim decides that she’s done running. She sends Gracie away with Ginny and begins training rigorously in self defense techniques. This time she’s taking the fight to Mitch with plans to end this shit once and for all.
If you’re looking for a realistic drama about the effects of spousal abuse on the family unit and then across the larger society, ENOUGH is not the movie for you. This movie is more for the Charles Bronson crowd, where the bad guys are truly evil and the audience is in complete agreement with their need to perish. This is a formula that continues to work even if you have to completely suspend your disbelief. For example:
-Is it realistic that Mitch would be able to conceal what a complete and total asshole he is for many years from Slim, but then one night turn out to practically be the sidekick of Satan?
-Is it realistic that Mitch would be able track Slim and Gracie down time and time again, no matter where she goes across the country, even after she uses her Dad’s resources to change her identity?
-Is it realistic that Slim would be able to get enough self defense training in a short period of time to be able to confront the extremely fit Mitch at the end and kick his ass?
While the setup is probably not the most realistic, we have to see images of Mitch beating up Slim on multiple occasions, even trying to kill her at one point. We also see him knock little Gracie to the ground and hurt her. We see him terrorizing her and anyone who tries to help her. This audience member just wanted to see Mitch pay.
I don’t really have any close connections to the main actors in ENOUGH, but they all do their jobs well enough to keep me involved. I have always been a fan of its director, Michael Apted. He’s made a few movies that I really like in CLASS ACTION (1991) with Gene Hackman, THUNDERHEART (1992) with Val Kilmer, and BLINK (1993) with Madeleine Stowe. He’s a more than competent director who knows how to get a reaction from his audience. This certainly may not reflect his best work, but he still handles the material in a professional manner.
My final word on ENOUGH… I enjoyed the film in the same way I like the 3 piece combo at KFC, which I really do enjoy. I know it’s probably not the best stuff out there, but the classic formula still works, and I’m satisfied when it’s all gone!
This may be my favorite for the Superbowl evening so far. Sometimes, a person can ask a lot of a friendship. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon’s friendship gets pushed to the limit in this Dunkin Donuts commercial. Like Wonder Woman once said, “Children. I work with Children.” Jennifer Lopez puts up with a lot. 🙂
Let’s start February with Jennifer Lopez’s second video for Can’t Get Enough! We featured the first version earlier this year. I know that actually feels like 20 years ago but I believe it was only a few weeks ago.
Today’s music video of the day is the latest from Jennifer Lopez. Supposedly, this video was inspired by her wedding to Ben Affleck and her previous marriages. I like the idea of getting married in the rain. Rain makes everything better. Also, even if a bouquet is cursed, you should make every effort to catch it. Curses are temporary but celebrity bouquets are forever.
Let’s start the final week of 2023 with Jennifer Lopez playing seven different characters in the video for Get Right. This video was directed by Francis Lawrence, who famously worked with another Jennifer when he took over directing duties on The Hunger Games franchise.
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Thursdays, I will be reviewing South Central, which aired, for 10 episodes, on Fox in 1994. The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!
This week, South Central comes to an end.
Episode 1.9 “Dog”
(Directed by Stan Lathan, originally aired on May 31st, 1994)
Deion finally gets to be the focus of an episode and it’s seriously, the most depressing 30 minutes ever.
After eight episode of never speaking and never smiling, Deion is briefly happy when a stray dog follows him and Andre home. Deion loves playing with the dog and he even starts to bark just like the dog. Joan, however, is not happy about the idea of having the dog in the house. As she sensibly points out, they don’t know if the dog is sick and dog’s are expensive to keep. Still, when she sees how Deion loves the dog, she says that the dog can stay as long as he doesn’t make a mess in the house. Andre agrees to watch over the dog.
Joan leaves for the Co-op, where Bobby has declared the day to be “Black Dollar Day.” Of course, as soon as Joan does leaves the house, the dog makes a mess on the floor. Neither Andre nor his friend Rashad are willing to clean it up, with Andre is more concerned with calling Nicole and begging her to take him back. Finally, Tasha’s friend Shanelle (Shar Jackson) cleans up the mess because she wants to get together with Andre. However, Andre rejects Shanelle, telling her that she needs to have more respect for herself. (Andre wasn’t too concerned about Shanelle’s self-esteem when she was cleaning up after the dog for him.) Later, Andre and Tasha catch Shanelle and Rashad fooling around in Joan’s bedroom. This leads to multiple fights and the dog getting so agitated that it bites Shanelle.
The end result is Shanelle goes to the hospital, animal control takes away the dog, and Deion is left without his only friend. The next morning, Deion steps out of the house and stands on the sidewalk, barking like a dog.
My God, what a depressing show! But I should also add that it was a remarkable well-acted episode, especially the scene in which Joan explained to Deion that the dog wouldn’t be coming back but that the dog was okay and still cared about him. Seriously, I’m tearing up just writing that and I’m not even dog person.
Let’s move on to the series finale.
Episode 1.10 “Date”
(Directed by W.E. Baker, originally aired on June 7th, 1994)
Joan orders Andre and Rashad to take Tasha to the Ujamaa Hi-Life and pushes Deion onto Sweets so that she can have the house to herself for a night. However, almost as soon as the kids leave, Ray (Ken Page) shows up. (Yay! Ray’s back!) Ray sweetly asks Joan if she would like to have dinner with him. They head out to the local catfish place but they discover that there is a 45-minute waiting time for a table. Except …. OH MY GOD, IT’S ISAIAH! Isaiah (Michael Beach) explains that he is friends with the owner of the restaurant and he always has a table. Isaiah invites Joan (and, by extension, Ray) to have dinner with him.
Needless to say, dinner is a bit awkward, with Ray and Isaiah each mentioning that they own multiple homes and tying to impress Joan. Isaiah is as much of a charming jerk as he was the last time he went out with Joan. Ray, once again, promises to always be there for Joan and Andre despite the fact that Joan is obviously not interested in him. As bad as I do feel for Ray, he should realize by this point that Joan doesn’t share his feelings. You can’t create chemistry where there isn’t any.
Meanwhile, at the Co-Op, Rashad and Andre look for dates (which I guess means that Andre is over Nicole) and Tasha eventually cheers up when she gets to perform on stage.
To be honest, it’s a bit of an underwhelming ending for a show that featured so many powerful episodes. The finale feels far more conventional in its humor than the previous episodes and that probably has something to do with the fact that this was the only episode of South Central to not be directed by Stan Lathan. The finale feels more than a bit off when compared to what came before but, at the same time, it’s nice that the show ended with Tasha finally getting a moment to be the center of attention.
South Central only ran for ten episodes and it’s easy to see why it struggled in the ratings. For a comedy, South Central could be a very dark show. There weren’t a lot of standard happy endings to be found in South Central and even the upbeat finale left viewers feeling that things were only going to get more difficult for the Mosely family. Joan is still going to be working herself to death at Ujamaa. Andre is still going to often be his own worse enemy. And, even after performing in front of the entire community, Tasha is still going to be the one who is always expected to sacrifice to help out around the house. This show was all about the small moments of happiness that can be found even in the most difficult of circumstances. Ultimately, though, those moments can only take you so far.
Next week, just in time for October, we start a new Thursday show and it features a ghost! Are you ready for …. Jennifer Slept Here!?
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Thursdays, I will be reviewing South Central, which aired, for 10 episodes, on Fox in 1994. The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!
This week, Andre is nearly killed while riding the bus and Joan is embarrassed by her new employer.
Episode 1.3 “RTD”
(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on April 19th, 1994)
It’s Andre’s day to watch Deion but when Joan sees Andre’s report card and discovers that Andre failed one class and came close to failing several others, she orders him to go all the way to Inglewood to see his “mentor,” Ray (played by Ken Page). Because Joan has to go to work and there’s no one around who can drive Andre all the way across town, she gives Andre permission to ride the bus. However, she also orders him to sit in front, where it’s safe. Joan then tells Tasha that she’s going to have to give up her day to look after Deion. Tasha gets angry, wondering why she’s the one having to give up her freedom when she’s also the one who actually gets good grades and “doesn’t need a mentor to keep (her) from messing up (her) life.”
I have two thoughts about this.
First off, Tasha is absolutely right to be upset. Why did Joan adopt Deion when she was already financially struggling and she had two children to raise? The show suggests that Joan adopted Deion because she needed a replacement for Marcus but still, it does seem like the responsibility for looking after Deion falls on Tasha much more often than it does on Andre. When Tasha says that she feels that she’s punished for being responsible, she has a point. Obviously, someone has to look after Deion but Joan could, at the very least, acknowledge that the whole situation isn’t easy for Tasha.
Secondly, I have to admit that I’ve always taken the idea of riding the bus for granted. Of course, it’s not something that I do on a regular basis but, whenever I have been on a bus, I’ve felt safe and the only thing that really worried me was dealing with motion sickness. One of the things that South Central did so well was it showed how the experiences that I, as someone living in the suburbs, take for granted (like being able to safely ride a bus) are far different for people living in neighborhoods that are dealing with poverty and crime.
Andre and his friend Rashad, for instance, defy Joan and sit in the back of the bus, where they are eventually confronted by two gang members who steal Rashad’s radio. When Andre tries to stand up to them, one of them pulls a gun on him. Rashad escapes by jumping out the bus’s back window and probably the only thing that saves Andre’s life is that the gunman’s friend recognizes him as being Marcus’s brother. In the second episode, a friend of Marcus’s gave Andre money. In this episode, another one of Marcus’s friends saves Andre’s life. Marcus may be dead but his name still carries some power and it’s hard not to compare the respect that Marcus commands with Joan having to take a job bagging groceries just to keep her home.
Andre finally does reach Ray’s home and is immediately impressed with Ray’s big house, his big TV, and his stereo equipment. (He is less impressed with what’s playing on Ray’s radio, asking Ray why he’s listening to “white music.”) Ray tells Andre that the only way he’ll ever have a decent home is if he improves his grades and goes to college. Andre, however, is more interested in Nicole (Maia Campbell), who comes from a wealthy family and who works, “after school,” as Ray’s administrative assistant. When Andre hears that Nicole wants to go to Princeton, Andre decides that he wants to go there too.
Ray is hesitant to give Nicole’s number to Andre, which Andre takes to mean that Ray thinks that Andre isn’t good enough to date a girl from an upper class family. However, the next day, Ray has a change of heart and invites Andre to come to church with him and Nicole’s family. An excited Andre agrees but, unfortunately, this means taking the bus once again. When the guy who previously pulled a gun on him sees Andre on the bus, he not only beats up Andre but also steals his good church shoes.
Andre shows up at Ray’s house, bloody and barefoot. It’s not the best way for Andre to meet Nicole’s parents. When Nicole promises that she’ll check on how Andre is doing after church, Nicole’s mother responds, “No, you won’t.” Ouch!
Ray takes Andre home where Joan announces that Andre is no longer allowed to ride the bus, regardless of how he feels about Nicole. Andre, having paid Nicole’s cousin five dollars for her number, calls Nicole and promises her that they’ll see each other, regardless of what their parents think.
This was a strong episode. It can be easy to get annoyed with Andre, who tends to talk a big game but, watching this episode, it’s obvious that he’s perhaps the most naïve character on the show. The only male role model that he has in his life is Ray and, as this episode makes clear, Ray is well-meaning but doesn’t exactly understand the realities that Andre has to deal with on a day-to-day basis. I mean, what’s the point of having a mentor if there’s a good chance you’re going to get killed trying to visit him? Andre refuses to surrender and rides the bus a second time in order to see Nicole and he gets mugged for his trouble. With the whole world seeming to be against him, who can be surprised that getting good grades isn’t his number one concern?
Episode 1.4 “CO-op”
(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on May 3rd, 1994)
It’s a big day for all the members of the Mosely family!
Andre manages to get a ride into Inglewood, where he shows up unannounced at Ray’s office and finally gets Nicole to agree to go out on a date with him on Friday. I have to admit that I cringed a bit at the scene where Andre showed up, if just because I worked as an administrative assistant when I first got out of college and I know how annoying it is to have some jerk show up and try to keep you from getting your filing done. If the previous episode was about revealing Andre’s hidden depths, this episode was all about his immaturity. Nicole’s decision to kiss Andre and make a date with him honestly felt more like her rebelling against her parents than actually being attracted to Andre as an individual.
While Andre is getting a date with Nicole, Joan is getting humiliated on television. When Bobby (Clifton Powell) arranges for the local news to come do a live spot from the Ujamaa Co-op, he introduces Joan as being someone that he (and the Co-op) saved from having to go on welfare by hiring her to bag groceries. When Joan snaps that Bobby humiliated her, Bobby challenges her to tell him what was inaccurate about anything he said. Joan points out that, for someone who claims to be all about sacrificing for the community, Bobby certainly has the money to afford “a new dashiki.” And Joan does have a point. Bobby is one of the more interesting characters on the show, mixing a sincere desire to improve his community with a healthy ego that prevents him from realizing just how condescending he can be when spreading his message.
Of course, with Andre and Joan both occupied, it falls on Tasha to once again sacrifice her plans so that she can take care of Deion and make sure that he goes to his therapy session. Deion, who doesn’t converse but does often yell, strikes Tasha at one point and, by the time Tasha arrives at the therapist’s office, she’s sick of dealing with him. The therapist (CCH Pounder) sends Deion to play in another room and then talks to Tasha. Tasha finally gets to talk about how unfair it is that, because she’s the responsible one, she’s the one who is always expected to give up her plans. This really was Tasha Scott’s showcase episode and she did a great job showing how difficult it is to have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. This episode works because it not only acknowledges Tasha’s anger but it also admits that there isn’t an easy solution. The therapist doesn’t come up with some perfect turn of the phrase that makes everything better. Instead, in the end, Tasha takes some comfort in the fact that the now calm Deion briefly reaches out towards her, showing her the first real appreciation that she’s received in the series.
Next week, Tasha and Andre’s father briefly returns to their lives.
Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Thursdays, I will be reviewing South Central, which aired, for 10 episodes, on Fox in 1994. The entire show is currently streaming on YouTube!
Having just spent a year reviewing City Guys, it only seems appropriate to devote a month to looking at South Central. Both City Guys and South Central were sitcoms about growing up in an urban community and being forced to deal with grown-up issues at a very young age. However, in many ways, SouthCentral was the anti-City Guys. Whereas City Guys always ended with an easy solution and some words of wisdom from Ms. Noble, South Central was a frequently bleak show and one in which there were never any easy solutions. Perhaps not surprisingly, as opposed to the five seasons that City Guys received, South Central ran for only 10 episodes.
South Central revolves around one black family living in South Central Los Angeles. Joan Moseley (Tina Lifford) is a divorced mother, working hard to support her family and ending almost every day in a state of exhaustion. Andre (Larenz Tate) is Joan’s son, an underachieving high schooler who is continually at risk of flunking out of school and whose attempts to act hard cannot hide the fact that he’s essentially a sensitive soul. Tasha (Tasha Scott) is Joan’s daughter, who is intelligent but resents all of the responsibilities that have been put upon her. Deion Carter (Keith Mbulo) is Joan’s foster child, an autistic three year-old who was abandoned and who Joan brought into the house. Looming large over the family is the memory of Marcus, Joan’s oldest son, who was murdered shortly before the series begins.
Episode 1.1 “Pilot”
(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on April 5th, 1994)
The pilot of South Central opens with a chaotic morning. Deion wakes up Joan by screaming. Tasha begs Joan for the money to buy a new jacket. In a scene that reminds us that, while South Central dealt with timeless issues, the show was definitely made in the 90s, Andre wants to get a beeper. Joan says that there is no way that her son is going to have a beeper and become a target of every gangbanger in the neighborhood. Joan says that only drug dealers carry beepers and she’s not willing to lose Andre the way that she lost Marcus.
What the family doesn’t know is that Joan is even more stressed than usual because she has lost her job. After working for the school district for 13 years, she has been laid off and she has not been able to find another job. (One potential employer is interested until he learns that she never graduated college because she dropped out after her husband left her.) When Joan goes to Ujamaa, the local black-owned co-op, she discovers that she’s been put on a list on people from whom checks can no longer be accepted. She gets into an argument with Lucille, the cashier. If Lucille looks familiar, that’s because she’s played by a young Jennifer Lopez.
Returning home, Joan discovers a message on her answering machine (another reminder that this pilot is from the 90s) from someone who works at a beeper store and who is checking to make sure that Andre gave his correct address. Andre comes home and refuses to surrender his beeper, accusing his mother of treating him like a child. Ray McHenry (Ken Page), a doctor who is obviously in love with Joan and who volunteers to mentor teenagers like Andre, comes by and reveals that, as a doctor, he carries a beeper of his own. A frustrated Joan accidentally calls Andre “Marcus.” Shaken, Joan announces that she doesn’t care what happens to her ungrateful, irresponsible children and then goes next door where she talks to her friend, Sweets (Paula Kelly). At first, Joan is upset when Sweets says that Joan is acting just as irrationally as her children but then Joan breaks down into tears, saying that she wishes that “it could all just stop.” Joan returns home, tells Tasha that she put her coat on layaway and makes peace with Andre. Bobby (Clifton Powell), the head of Ujamaa, calls the house and leaves a message that he thinks he can help Joan with her problem.
“What problem?” Tasha asks.
“We’ll talk about it tomorrow,” Joan says as the episode comes to a close.
As far as pilots go, the first episode of South Central did exactly what it needed to do. It introduced the characters, it told us enough about them to make them individuals while still leaving them room to grow and develop over the next few episodes, and it established everyone’s relationships. That said, the pilot’s dialogue was a bit more jokey and the laugh track was a bit more intrusive than they would be in later episodes, as if the show’s producers really wanted to make sure that everyone understood that, despite all of the serious stuff being discussed, South Central was a comedy.
Episode 1.2 “Money”
(Dir by Stan Lathan, originally aired on April 12th, 1994)
“Money” picks up the morning after the pilot. Joan tells Tasha and Andre that she has lost her job and has been unemployed for a month. Tasha asks if they’re going to have to go on welfare. “No!” both Joan and Andre snap at the same time. Andre announces that he’ll steal money from someone before he goes on welfare. Joan reprimands him and then heads down to Ujamaa in order to see what help Bobby was going to offer when he called the previous night.
Joan is expecting Bobby to offer her a line of credit but instead Bobby offers her a job. Bobby explains that he needs an assistant manager, who will do bookkeeping, community relations, and “bag groceries.” Joan is not happy to hear that, after all her years of experience, she’s being offered a job bagging groceries. She’s even less happy when Bobby tells her that the job only pays $350 a week.
“Embrace the Ujamaa spirit, sister,” Bobby tells her.
“Then I’m going to need more money, brother,” Joan replies.
Considering the fact that her family is struggling and Andre’s friend Rashad (Lamont Bentley) keeps coming by the house and eating all of their food, one might be tempted to think that Joan needs to set her pride aside for a moment. I certainly thought that the first time that I watched this episode. My mom worked a lot of jobs that she hated but she did it because she had a family to support. But, upon rewatching this episode, I found myself sympathizing with Joan. Joan was an administrator, someone who everyone agrees did a good job for 13 years. Now, she’s nearly broke and Bobby is offering her a position as a glorified cashier and he’s offering to pay her considerably less than she made before. Bobby’s offer not only comes across as being charity but Bobby’s reaction, when he hears that Joan wants more money, is to smugly tell her to suffer for the good of the community. The sensible thing would be for Joan to set aside her pride but, at this point, pride is about the only thing that Joan has left.
However, when Joan returns home, she discovers that Andre is mysteriously $500 richer. Andre tells Joan not to worry about where the money came from but Joan says that there’s no way that Andre got the money legally and that she won’t have it in the house. She attempts to flush the money down the toilet. Andre rescues the money and then admits that he got the money from Spoon, a gang member who was close to Marcus.
Joan drags Andre down to Spoon’s apartment building, where she discovers that, while the building may be covered in graffiti, Spoon’s apartment is full of expensive electronic equipment and furniture. Spoon lives with his mother, who explains that her son takes care of her. When Spoon comes out of his bedroom and says, “Marcus was my boy,” Joan snaps, “No, he was my boy!” and throws the money back in Spoon’s face. After telling Spoon’s mother that she should be ashamed of herself, Joan goes down to Ujamaa and accepts Bobby’s job offer.
More so than the pilot, this episode is a good representation of the show that South Central would become. None of the characters are idealized. Both Joan and Andre are stubborn. Tasha is too quick to get upset. Bobby can be condescending. But they’re all trying their best to make it through hard times without selling out their beliefs. The scene with Spoon and his mother was a bit heavy-handed but, at the same time, it also allowed Joan to make clear that she would rather be poor than make money off of the suffering of others in her community. It also revealed that the reason why she is so protective and strict with her children is because she feels that she failed Marcus. In the end, Joan shows that she’ll do what she has to do to feed her children, even if that means bagging groceries.
Next week: A bus ride leads to Andre not only getting mugged but also falling in love.
This song was written for the 2002 film, Enough. The music video also features scenes from Enough so if you want to watch that particular film but you don’t have two hours to spare, fear not! Here’s the four minute version!