Horror Book Review: The Visitor by Christopher Pike


The 1995 Christopher Pike novel, The Visitor, is a strange one, even by the very strange standards of Christopher Pike.

Mary is a high school student who has taken up smoking and general cynicism in response to the tragic death of her boyfriend Jerry.  Jerry was shot and killed by a school security guard who, it is believed, then shot himself out of guilt for having accidentally killed Jerry.  The truth of the matter is that the security guard came across Mary and Jerry while they were breaking into the school so that they could count the votes for homecoming queen to see whether or not Mary won.  (And, of course, Mary totally won.)  A struggle with the guard led to the guard shooting Jerry and then Mary shooting the guard!  No wonder Mary is struggling with guilt and now spends her time lying, half-undressed, on Jerry’s grave.

An attempt to contact Jerry via a séance goes terribly wrong after a spirit says that Mary has “lived before” and that she used to claim to have God-like powers.  Things get even stranger when Mary meets Tom, the new kid at school who has white-blonde hair and who has secrets of his own, all linking back to Mary’s past.  What are those secrets?  Well, let’s just say that it all links back to aliens and secret powers and there’s some “ancient astronauts as Gods” silliness and eventually, Jerry is brought back to life but he’s kind of whiny and leaking embalming fluid all over the place and Mary has to make a decision about how to deal with all of these weird complications.  But it also turns out that there’s more to Mary’s situation than even Mary originally realized and the entire book ends with a mind-screw that leaves you wondering who killed who and who might be an alien and who might be human….

Seriously, this is one weird book!  There’s a tendency among some to file Christopher Pike and R.L. Stine together but Pike’s books were always a hundred times darker and more macabre than Stine’s.  Whereas Stine’s books usually involved good kids in bad situations, Christopher Pike specialized in writing about bad kids dealing with uniquely Hellish problems.  If Stine’s books usually only featured one or two murders and a lot of misunderstandings, Pike specialized in books in which entire communities were destroyed and people really had absolutely no control over their fates.  In The Visitor, no one escapes unscathed.

The world of Christopher Pike was a dark one and that’s certainly the case with The Visitor.  Does the book always make sense?  Not really.  With its combination of aliens and zombies and ghosts and mysterious white-haired teenagers, the plot plays out like a uniquely demented dream.  It makes for an entertaining read.  And, in the end, the book provides an important lesson.  There’s nothing wrong with waiting a day to find out how the homecoming election went.  Don’t break into the school to count the votes yourself.  Nothing good ever comes from that!

October True Crime: Dahmer (dir by David Jacobson)


2002’s Dahmer opens in a chocolate factory.  As the opening credits role, the camera lingers over the machinery effectively pouring, molding, and wrapping chocolate.  Much like the human body, the machines are set to do everything efficiently and automatically.  The only reason anyone works at the factory is to keep an eye on the machines and to make sure that they don’t break down.

A new worker at the factory is introduced to a veteran of the machines, a friendly guy named Jeffrey (Jeremy Renner, in his first starring role).  Jeffrey shows the new guy how the machines work and he flashes a somewhat friendly smile.  He seems like a nice enough human being.

But, of course, we know different.  We know what the title of this film is and, therefore, we know that the smiling man at the factory is also an infamous serial killer and cannibal named Jeffrey Dahmer.  We know enough to be nervous when, in the very next scene, Dahmer is in a department store and asking a young man (Dion Basco) if he wants to come back to Dahmer’s apartment so that Dahmer can take some pictures of him.  The man agrees and we watch as Dahmer drugs the man and then drills into the man’s head.  When the man, in a dazed state, manages to get out of the apartment, the police respond by returning him to Dahmer.

The film flashes back and fourth, between Dahmer’s life as an alcoholic cannibal in Minneapolis and his adolescence as a gay teenager from a dysfunctional family.  In the past, Dahmer steals a mannequin from a department store, tries to hide his homicidal urges from his confused, if well-meaning, father (Bruce Davison), and picks up the hitchhiker who will become his first victim.  In the present, Dahmer invites a man named Rodney (Artel Great) back to his apartment but, instead of automatically killing him, Dahmer instead talks to him about being alienated and shunned by society, almost as if Dahmer is trying to justify his own abhorrent actions to a future victim.  Rodney proves to be a bit more intuitive than Dahmer realized.

In many ways, the structure is similar to Ryan Murphy’s recently Netflix miniseries about Dahmer.  Many of the same incidents are detailed, including the time that Dahmer’s father demanded to see what Dahmer was hiding in a box.  Of course, Dahmer manages to tell the complete story in under two hours while Murphy, for some reason, dragged things out to ten episodes.  If Murphy’s miniseries sometimes came dangerously close to making excuses for Dahmer’s crime, David Jacobson’s film leaves us with no doubt that Jeffrey Dahmer was a monster.  In the film, Dahmer spends his time with Rodney trying to justify his anger and his murderous impulses, just for Rodney to continually shoot him down.  If Murphy’s miniseries often seemed to be too stylized for its own good, Jacobson’s film is directed in a near-documentary fashion, with the grainy and harsh images creating a pervasive atmosphere of evil.  The film may explain the motives behind Dahmer’s crimes but it never attempts to excuse them.

Of course, today, Dahmer is mostly known for being an early film of Jeremy Renner’s.  This was Renner’s first starring role and he received an Independent Spirit nomination for his performance here.  (As well, Kathryn Bigelow cast Renner in The Hurt Locker on the basis of his performance.)  Renner gives a haunting and frightening peformance, playing Dahmer as someone who suspects that his murderous impulses are wrong but who has given up trying to control them.  As played by Renner, Dahmer is friendly and good-looking enough that one can understand why people were willing to go back to his apartment but, at the same time, there’s always something a bit off about him.  Even when he’s surrounded by people, Renner plays Dahmer as someone who knows that he’s destined to be forever alone.

Dahmer is a haunting portrayal of evil.

Horror Film Review: Meandre (dir by Mathieu Turi)


The 2020 French film, Meandre, opens with a woman named Lisa (Gaia Weiss) lying in the middle of the road, as if specifically begging someone to drive up and run her over.

When a man named Adam (Peter Franzen) approaches in his car, Lisa makes a last minute decision to get out of the car’s way.  Adam stops the car and offers Lisa a lift to wherever she wants to go.  Lisa accepts his offer and, as they drive through the night, Lisa reveals that today would have been the ninth birthday of her daughter, Nina.  Adam, who has a cross tattooed on his wrist, appears to be sympathetic.  However, then a report comes over the radio about a serial killer who is murdering hitchhikers and who has a cross tattooed on his wrist.  Realizing that Lisa now knows that he’s a murderer, Adam slams down on the brakes and throws Lisa against the dashboard, knocking her out.

When Lisa wakes up …. well, Adam is nowhere to be seen.  In fact, neither is the car.  Now wearing a white, skin-tight uniform, Lisa is in a small room.  She has a device on her wrist.  She has no idea where she is or how she got there.  She appears to be a prisoner but she doesn’t know why or who is holding her in captivity.  Suddenly, a door slides open, revealing a narrow tunnel.

Lisa spends the majority of the movie crawling from one location to another.  It’s never made quite clear just where exactly she is but it’s a place that’s full of tunnels, bobby traps, and the occasional rotting corpse.  Whenever the device on her wrist starts to beep, the viewer knows that something bad is about to happen to Lisa and she’s going to have to either avoid fire or sharp blades or being crushed as the walls of the tunnel suddenly come together.  Eventually, she also has to deal with a bizarre creature that chases her through the tunnels.  Through it all, she thinks that she can hear the voice of her daughter….

For me, Meandre got off to a good start by featuring a main character named Lisa.  Seriously, with a movie like this, it’s very important to be able to relate to the main character and, as soon as I found out that she shared my first name, I was totally on Lisa’s side.  That said, Gaia Weiss gives such a strong performance that even people who are not named Lisa will be rooting for the character.  The viewer sincerely wants Lisa to not only survive the traps but also discover why and where she is being held prisoner.  Meanwhile, Peter Franzen gives an appropriately intimidating performance as Adam (who does make a return appearance to the film after the incident in the car), alternating between being friendly and murderous.

I was not a huge fan of the film’s ending, which felt a bit too obscure and new agey for its own good.  But, ending aside, Meandre is an effective and claustrophobic horror film, featuring an excellent lead performance from Gaia Weiss.

4 Shots From 4 Films: Special Luigi Cozzi Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

This October, I am going to be using our 4 Shots From 4 Films feature to pay tribute to some of my favorite horror directors, in alphabetical order!  That’s right, we’re going from Argento to Zombie in one month!

Today’s director is the underrated Italian filmmaker, Luigi Cozzi!

4 Shots From 4 Luigi Cozzi Films

The Killer Must Kill Again (1975, dir by Luigi Cozzi, DP: Riccardo Pallottini)

Starcrash (1978, dir by Luigi Cozzi, DP: Paul Beeson and Roberto D’Ettorre Piazzoli)

Contamination (1980, dir by Luigi Cozzi, DP: Giuseppe Pinori)

Paganini Horror (1989, dir by Luigi Cozzi, DP: Franco Lecca)

Horror Film Review: The Deeper You Dig (dir by John Adams, Zelda Adams, and Toby Poser)


Released in 2019, The Deeper You Dig tells the story of three people who live in one of those rural states where it never seems to stop snowing.

Kurt (John Adams) is a recluse who lives in a farmhouse and who goes out of his way to avoid contact with the outside world.  It only takes a minute or two of watching him to pick up on the fact that he’s haunted by something that happened in his past and now, he wants to spend his life separated from the rest of the world, except for when he goes out to the local bar.

Living nearby is Ivy (Toby Poser), who was once a legitimate psychic but who now makes her living by doing fake Tarot card readings.  Residing with Ivy is her 14 year-old daughter, Echo (Zelda Adams).  Echo, as one might expect from someone who grew up in less than conventional surroundings, is a bit of a proud eccentric.  She wears black lipstick, she listens to old music, and she enjoys hunting and sledding through the constantly falling snow.  Echo, to be honest, is extremely cool.  When I was 14, I probably would have wanted to hang out with Echo.

Unfortunately, being the coolest girl in town does not always protect you from bad things happening.  (I’ve been the coolest girl in multiple towns so I definitely know what I’m talking about here.)  One night, after he’s gone out to the local bar and had a bit too much to drink, Kurt swerves his car to avoid running over a deer.  The deer survives but, unfortunately, Kurt runs over Echo!  The panicked Kurt decides to bury Echo on his property.

Soon, Kurt is gripped by paranoia.  Despite the fact that he’s buried her, Echo keeps appearing to him and reminding him that he killed her and that she’s going to get her revenge.  He keeps hearing the old music that Echo liked.  Kurt’s attempt to move the body around doesn’t do anything to help the situation.  In fact, if anything, it makes thing worse.  Meanwhile, Ivy is searching for daughter….

The Deeper You Dig takes a few unexpected turns, as Echo goes from simply haunting Kurt to literally starting to possess him and one of the more interesting things about this film is watching the taciturn and middle-aged Kurt start to act like an angry 14 year-old girl.  Playing out in a no-nonsense and no frills style, the film does a good job of keeping you guessing as to whether or not John is truly seeing and being possessed by Echo or if his own guilt is pushing him over the edge.

As you can probably guess by the number of people involved with the last name of Adams, The Deeper You Dig is a family affair.  John Adams and Toby Poser are married and Zelda Adams is their daughter.  (Another daughter who regularly appears in their films was away at college when Deeper You Dig was filmed.)  All three of them collaborated on the film’s direction and the end result is a rather chilly ghost story that plays out at its own deliberate pace but which definitely sticks with you after it ends.

Horror Film Review: The Screaming Skull (dir by Alex Nicol)


1958’s The Screaming Skull opens with a promise.  If you die of fright while watching the climax of this movie, you will be given a free burial.  It’s a nice promise, though I have my doubts as to whether or not it would still be honored 65 years after it was made.  I mean, who exactly would be paying for the burial at this point?  It’s probably a moot point as I don’t think anyone would die of fright while watching the climax of The Screaming Skull.

That’s not to say that The Screaming Skull is a bad movie.  Though the film does not have a great reputation amongst film historians, I actually really enjoyed The Screaming Skull when I watched it a few weeks ago.  It’s an atmospheric and gothic horror film, one that mixes ghosts with hints of paranoia and insanity.  That said, it’s not really a frightening movie, at least not by today’s standards.  I think your heart will be fine while watching The Screaming Skull.

The Screaming Skull tells the story of Jenni (Peggy Webber), who has just recently been released from a mental hospital.  She had a nervous breakdown following the death of her parents in a drowning accident.  The tragedy left Jenni very wealthy but also very emotionally fragile.  She has just married Eric (John Hudson), a young widower whose first wife, Marion, died when she fell into a decorative pond on their estate and drowned.  Jenni fears that she’ll never be able to live up to Eric’s memories of Marion and it doesn’t help that Eric’s handyman, Mickey (played by the film’s director, Alex Nicol), was apparently in love with Marion and is very protective of her memory.  Marion’s portrait still hangs in the house and Jenni immediately sees that Marion looks a lot like her late mother.

Soon, Jenni thinks that she’s hearing screams in the middle of the night and she starts to see skulls almost everywhere that she looks.  Eric insists that Jenni is just letting her imagination get the better of her but Mickey is just as adamant that Marion’s ghost haunts the estate.  Eric even agrees to burn Marion’s portrait but doing so just reveals another skull sitting in the ashes.  Is Marion’s ghost haunting Jenni or is something else happening at the estate?  Who can Jenni trust?

Independently-made, The Screaming Skull is very much a horror film of the late 1950s, which means lots of tight sweaters, pointy brassieres, translucent nightgowns, and shadowy rooms, along with an important supporting character (played by Ross Conway) who just happens to be a minister and whose main job is to assure the audience that everything is going to be alright.  It’s a film that creates an effectively creepy atmosphere and Peggy Webber gives a sympathetic and likable performance in the lead role.  Most viewers will probably be able to guess the big twist within minutes of the film starting but no matter.  This is an enjoyably simple haunted house film and suspense thriller.  The Screaming Skull is not a film that exactly has a sterling reputation but I really enjoyed it.

Even more importantly, I made it through the film without having to take advantage of that free burial service!  I’m proud of myself.

Horror on the Lens: Dementia (dir by John Parker)


Today’s Horror on the Len is 1955’s Dementia, an experimental horror film without dialogue.  The film follows a young woman (Adrienne Barrett) over the course of one surreal and nightmarish night on Los Angeles’s skid row.

Despite an opening endorsement from no less a Hollywood luminary as Preston Sturges, audiences in 1955 were not sure what to make of this dream-like film.  However, it has since been rediscovered and reappreciated by audiences who appreciate the film’s surreal vision.

Music Video of the Day: Mirror Man by The Human League (1982, directed by Brian Duffy)


In the music video for Mirror Man, Philip Oakley plays a ghost who is haunting a theater.  A few years after this video came out, Oakley mentioned in an interview that the song wasn’t actually about a ghost but was instead about Adam Ant.

Director Brian Duffy was best-known for his work as a fashion photographer.

Enjoy!

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Monsters 1.2 “Holly’s House”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Wednesdays, I will be reviewing Monsters, which aired in syndication from 1988 to 1991.  The entire show is streaming on Youtube.

This week, on Monsters, a creepy robot gets a bit too possessive of its operator.  How monstrous is this robot?  Read on and find out!

Episode 1.2 “Holly’s House”

(Dir by Theodore Gershuny, originally aired on October 29th, 1988)

This week’s monster is Holly.

Holly is a robot.  (Sitting inside the Holly costume was actor Michael J. Anderson, who is best known for playing the backwards-talking Man From Another World on Twin Peaks and The Man Who Secretly Controlled Hollywood in Mulholland Drive.)  Holly is the star of an incredibly corny and kind of annoying children’s show called Holly’s House.  Every day, Holly deals with her friends, Early Bird and Mike the Mailman.

Mike the Mailman is actually an actor named Lenny (Perry Lang).  Lenny is the sometime boyfriend of Katherine (Marilyn Jones), the actress who not only provides the voice of Holly but also controls the robots movements during filming.  Katherine has been the star of Holly’s House for four years but she has just discovered that she is pregnant.  Katherine wants to quit the show, marry Lenny, and raise her child.  Holly, however, has other ideas….

This episode was basically a variation on the old idea of the ventriloquist being taken over by their dummy.  Is Holly the one who is being rude to Lenny and deliberately ruining the show or is it Katherine acting through Holly?  And when Holly snaps and starts attacking people, is Holly the one doing it or is it Katherine acting out through Holly?  Unfortunately, regardless of whether Holly is acting on her own or not, Katherine is still the one destined to take the blame for all of her anti-social behavior.

Holly was indeed creepy but this episode was still a bit of a let down.  I think the main problem was that there was no way that Holly’s House would have been a success.  I understand that the show’s portrayal of Holly’s House was probably meant to be a commentary on how vapid most children’s shows were but, even at their most vapid, most children’s shows are still somewhat cute.  Holly’s House only has three cast members — an ugly bird, a creepy robot, and an overly cheerful mailman.  There’s not a kid around that would watch that.  Holly obviously wasn’t happy about Lenny encouraging Katherine to quit the show but seriously, the show was probably on its last legs as it was.

One final note: This episode was directed by Theodore Gershuny, who was the ex-husband of cult film star Mary Woronov and who also directed Silent Night Bloody Night and wrote the excellent book, Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture.  While his direction of this episode didn’t really work for me, I do recommend his Christmas film and the book.