Horror Film Review: Waxwork II: Lost In Time (dir by Anthony Hickox)


1992’s Waxwork II opens with the finale of the first Waxwork.  The cursed waxwork is burning to the ground, taking out the monsters within, along with Sir Wilfred (Patrick Macnee) and Wilfred’s army of do-gooders.  Only Mark (Zach Galligan) and Sarah (now played by Monika Schnarre) are able to escape.  Fleeing the burning building, they manage to catch a cab.  Sarah wonders what they’re going to do now.  Mark replies that they’re going to go back to school and pretend that none of this ever happened.

Good luck with that!  It turns out that one other thing did escape from the waxwork.  A disembodied hand follows Sarah home and murders her abusive stepfather.  Sarah manages to drop the hand down the garbage disposal, destroying it but also destroying the only proof she had that she didn’t kill her stepfather.  Sarah is put on trial for murder and the jury does not appear to be impressed with her “It was a supernatural creature” defense.

What she and Mark need is proof that the waxwork was full of monsters.  Fortunately, a trip to Sir Wilfred’s house reveals not only a recording of Sir Wilfred explaining how there’s an alternative universe known as the Kartagra but also a compass that can be used to find portals into the Kartagra.  Mark and Sarah enter the Kartagra, searching for proof of Sarah’s innocence.

Mark and Sarah go from one universe to another, meeting iconic horror characters along the way.  Just as with the exhibits in the first film, each universe features it own set monsters and its own distinctive style.  For instance, Mark finds himself suddenly cast in the role of Henry Clerval, best friend of Baron Frankenstein (Martin Kemp) and the lover of the Baron’s wife, Elizabeth (who is actually Sarah).  Of course, the Baron has more to worry about than his wife cheating with his best friend.  There’s also the angry monster living in the basement and the angry villagers that are due to start pounding on the front doors of the mansion.

Later, Mark finds himself in a black-and-white recreation of The Haunting of Hill House, working with a researcher (Bruce Campbell) and two psychics to investigate reports of a ghost at an old house.  Mark must bring peace to the ghost while avoiding all of the slapstick complications that one might expect when Bruce Campbell shows up as a paranormal researcher.  While Mark is dealing with that, Sarah is floating in space, trying to protect the crew of her dingy spaceship from an acid spewing alien.

You get the idea.  Waxwork II is essentially an affectionate collection of homages to other, better-known horror films and it must be said that Waxwork II does an excellent job of recreating each film, from the crisp black-and-white of haunted house scene to the grittiness of the Alien sequences to the over-the-top swordplay of a trip to a medieval world.  There’s even a trip to the mall from Dawn of the Dead!  Wisely, Waxwork II doesn’t take itself particularly seriously, with many scenes developing into outright comedy.  Zach Galligan gives an enjoyable and nicely modulated comedic performance, even holding his own with Bruce Campbell.

At 104 minutes, Waxwork II runs a bit too long for its own good but it ends on a sweet note that nicely wraps up the entire saga.  It’s a film that works as both a continuation of Waxwork and as an entertaining film on its own.

Horror Film Review: Invisible Agent (dir by Edwin L. Marin)


In 1942, the world was at war and everyone, whether a soldier or a civilian, was expected to do their part for the war effort.  That included the best and the brightest of Hollywood.  Stars like Jimmy Stewart, Clark Gable, and Henry Fonda enlisted in army.  Others sold war bonds and narrated patriotic news reels.  Even the Universal monsters did their part for the war effort, with the Invisible Man becoming the Invisible Agent in the 1942 film of the same name.

Invisible Agent opens in 1940, with Frank Griffin, Jr. (Jon Hall), the grandson of the original Invisible Man, being confronted by a Nazi (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) and a Japanese spymaster (Peter Lorre) at his print shop in Manhattan.  They want his grandfather’s invisibility formula.  At first, they offer to pay him for it.  Then, when Frank refuses, they threaten to chop off his fingers.  Frank manages to escape with both his fingers and the formula.  As Frank later tells the Americans, he’s not willing to give the formula to anyone because he knows how dangerous it can be if not used properly.  As far as Frank is concerned, the formula must never be used again.  Frank does say that he might change his mind under extraordinary circumstances.

The film cuts to a series of headlines announcing that the Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor.  The circumstances are now extraordinary and Frank agrees that it is time to use the formula for the war effort.  But he agrees to do so on the condition that only he be allowed to take the formula.  Frank becomes the Invisible Agent, taking the formula and then parachuting into Nazi Germany.  Unseen, Frank searches for information about Nazi spies in the U.S. and the details of Germany’s plan to bomb New York.  Along the way, he meets Maria Sorenson (Ilona Massey), a wealthy German woman who is lusted after by the members of the German high command but who is actually working for the Resistance.  Frank also finds himself, once again, coming across the two men who previously threatened him in New York.

Here are the positive things about this film.  Invisible Agent has an intriguing premise.  The Nazis are such monsters that even the once fearsome Universal monsters are joining the effort to take them down.  The film also features two intelligent performances from Cedric Hardwicke and Peter Lorre, both of whom bring some unexpected shadings to their villainous roles.  The opening scene in Manhattan plays out like an intense film noir and, once the action moves to Germany, director Edwin L. Marin keeps things moving at a steady pace.

Unfortunately, Invisible Agent has one huge problem that it cannot overcome.  Jon Hall gives a remarkably charmless performance in the title role, flatly delivering his lines and showing very little in the way of personality.  When you’re not seen for the majority of the film, it’s important to have a voice that’s full of personality.  That’s one reason why the previous Invisible Man films benefitted from the casting of actors like Claude Rains and Vincent Prince.  Jon Hall, on the other hand, just comes across as being dull.  He gives a boring performance, whether visible or not and, as a result, Invisible Agent falls flat in a way that the previous Invisible films did not.  There’s no real stakes in his turning invisible because there really wasn’t much to him to begin with.

Still, I thank the Invisible Agent for his service.

Previous Universal Horror Reviews:

  1. Dracula (1931)
  2. Dracula (Spanish Language Version) (1931)
  3. Frankenstein (1931)
  4. Island of Lost Souls (1932)
  5. The Mummy (1932)
  6. The Invisible Man (1933)
  7. The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
  8. Dracula’s Daughter (1936)
  9. Son of Frankenstein (1939)
  10. The Invisible Man Returns (1940)
  11. The Wolf Man (1941)
  12. Ghost of Frankenstein (1942)
  13. Frankenstein Meets The Wolf Man (1943)
  14. Son of Dracula (1943)
  15. House of Frankenstein (1944)
  16. House of Dracula (1945) 
  17. Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954)

Horror on the Lens: Svengali (dir by Archie Mayo)


In this atmospheric film from 1931, sinister singing teacher Svengali (John Barrymore) used hypnotism to not only turn Trilby O’Ferrall (Marian Marsh) into the most popular singer in Europe but he also takes control of her mind.  Trilby’s former boyfriend, Billie (Bramwell Fletcher) attempts to break Svengali’s hold over her, with results that are …. well, you’ll have to watch the movie.

And really, you should watch the movie!  There are moments of dream-like beauty to be found in Svengali, with my favorite being an extended sequence in which the camera seems to float above the streets of Paris.  John Barrymore gives one of his best performance as Svengali, playing the role with a mix of menace and sly humor.  The film keeps you guessing as to how much of Trilby’s actions are of her own free will and how many of them are due to Svengali’s influence.

(Interestingly enough, Barrymore’s Svengali is a dead ringer for the infamous Rasputin.)

With its dark humor and its “arty” style, Svengali struggled with audiences but it has since been recognized as one of the best of the early psychological thrillers.

Enjoy!

Music Video of the Day: Candy by The Killer Barbies (2002, directed by Oliver Sommer)


Today’s music video of the day comes from the Spanish punk rock group, The Killer Barbies.  Silvia Superstar buys a comic book featuring an animated version of Dracula who starts to speak directly to her.  Not coincidentally, this video was released at the same time that the band was preparing to star in a film called Killer Barbys vs. Dracula, which was directed by Jesus Franco.

(For the film, the band changed their name from the Killer Barbies to the Killer Barbys to avoid being sued by Mattel.)

This video was directed by Oliver Sommer, who is one of the busiest and most prolific music video directors out there.  At this point, it would probably be easier to keep track of who, in Europe, Sommer has not worked with than with who he has.

Enjoy!

AMV Of The Day: Haunted House (Various)


It’s October 3rd and that means it’s time for our first horror-filled AMV of the month!  Enjoy!

Song: Neoni — Haunted House

Animes: 0:11 Death Parade 0:16 Angels of Death 0:21 Demon Slayer 0:24 Attack on Titan 0:32 Tokyo Ghoul 0:43 Akame ga Kill! 0:48 Parasyte 0:55 Kakegurui 1:05 High School of The Dead 1:13 Fire Force 1:20 The Future Diary 1:36 Vinland Saga 1:49 Chainsaw Man 2:02 Jujutsu Kaisen 2:06 The Ancient Magus Bride 2:23 Deadman Wonderland

Creator: BAN AMVS (as always, please subscribe to this creator’s channel)

Past AMVs of the Day

Horror on TV: The Hitchhiker 4.4 “Why Are You Here?” (dir by Chris Thomson)


Tonight’s episode of The Hitchhiker is an early example of found footage horror.

Jerry Rulack (played by the star of Midnight Express, Brad Davis, in one of his final performances) is a smarmy TV host who, along with his camera crew, goes from nightclub to nightclub and asks the clubgoers, “Why are you here?”  Eventually, Jerry runs into a rich girl named Donette (Helen Hunt), who turns the question around and leaves Jerry to wonder why he’s there.  Donette and her friends are rich, decadent, and ultimately dangerous.  Eventually, Jerry discovers that there is a price to pay for asking too many stupid questions.  Brad Davis does an adequate Geraldo Rivera impersonation while Helen Hunt seems to be having fun playing someone who literally cares about nothing.  As the Hitchhiker, Page Fletcher is wonderfully judgmental while introducing Jerry and later while considering his fate.

This episode originally aired on March 10th, 1987.

October Hacks: Don’t Go In The Woods …. Alone (dir by James Byran)


Don’t watch this movie …. alone.

Or with a group.

Don’t do it!

Seriously, this is probably going to be the worst and most rushed review that I’ve ever written because I spent 80 minutes watching this film and I really don’t want to spend another 80 writing about it.  First released in 1981, Don’t Go In The Woods …. Alone is the story of a maniac (Tom Drury) who looks like some sort of crazed Barbarian cosplayer and who spends his time hunting people in the Rocky Mountains.  He’ll kill just about anyone that he comes across and he’ll laugh while he does it.  We don’t even find out much about why he’s killing but he certainly seems to enjoy it.  Ten minutes into the film, he’s already killed a woman running in a creek and a bird watcher wearing a bow-tie.

The Rockies are full of campers.  The Maniac takes out a painter.  The Maniac takes out a honeymooning couple who thought it would be a good idea to stop their van in the middle of the woods.  He follows a group of campers.  Craig (James Haydn) is an experienced camper and he gets to utter the film’s title.  His girlfriend (Angie Brown) likes to play surprisingly mean-spirited pranks.  Of course, Craig’s idea of a good time is trap his girlfriend in a sleeping bag and hang her from a tree until she cries uncle.

And then there’s Peter (Jack McClelland), who is not an experienced camper.  Peter is about as close as this film has to a hero but he’s a remarkably unlikable hero.  He spends way too much time screaming and whining and crying.  Peter’s girlfriend is Ingrid (Mary Gail Artz) and she’s the type of girlfriend who screams, “Peter!” while Peter tries to hide from the maniac.

It’s an oddly paced film.  The film really ends around the 50 minute mark but there’s about 30 minutes of filler afterwards which pads out of the film’s running time.  The final third of the film is basically footage of the sheriff and his idiot deputies wandering around the Rockies and talking about how they haven’t been able to find anything.  How have they not been able to find anything?  The Maniac makes absolutely no effort to hide his existence.

It’s poorly acted and terribly written and the cinematography is so dark and grainy that it’s sometimes hard to see what’s happening on the screen.  That said, the film features a lot of blood and I imagine that’s why it has something of a cult following.  This is one of those slasher films where it’s obvious that the majority of the budget went to purchasing fake blood and entrails.  Limbs are cut off.  Blood splatters all across the countryside.  The Maniac is truly savage when he attacks and, if the film itself wasn’t so inept, he would be a truly terrifying character.

Don’t Go In The Woods …. Alone was amongst the film that were banned in the UK for being too violent.  I’ve never understood why the censors felt it would be a good idea to refer to these films as being on the “video nasty list.”  Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie called a video nasty?  In the end, the attempts to ban this film are probably the main reason why the film is still remembered today.  It’s certainly not for the film’s quality.

The TSL Horror Grindhouse: My Friends Need Killing (dir by Paul Leder)


At the start of 1976’s My Friends Need Killing, Gene Kline (Greg Mullavey) and his wife, Laura (Meredith MacRae) lie in bed together.  Gene can’t sleep.  He’s haunted by the sounds of gunfire and explosions and people barking out orders at him.  A Vietnam vet, Gene has been seeing a Dr. MacLaine (Eric Morris) for help with dealing with his wartime PTSD but it hasn’t done him much good.  Without telling Laura, Gene has been sending letters to the former members of his platoon, letting them know that he will soon be visiting them in each of their home cities.  Gene says that he’s just dropping by for a visit but the reality is that Gene has decided that his friends need killing.

Without telling his wife, Gene leaves home in the morning and heads to San Francisco.  While Laura is looking at old pictures of Gene and having flashbacks to their perfect wedding day, Gene is stalking the people with whom he committed an atrocity in Vietnam.  Like Gene, the former members of his platoon have struggled to adjust to returning home.  One lives in Texas, loves to hunt, and brags about how he never thinks about the war.  Another has found work as a trucker.  Another has a nice big house and a pregnant wife and still suffers from flashbacks of his own.  Perhaps the most tragic of Gene’s friends is Les Drago (Roger Cruz), who is now a performance artist and an anti-war activist and who recites Lady MacBeth’s “out damn spot” speech while discussing his activities during the war.

My Friends Need Killing is a short but intense movie.  It may only have a 73-minute running time and a portion of that running time may be taken up with filler but Gene pursues his mission with a relentless and ruthless determination that is ultimately very unsettling to watch.  As played by Greg Mullavey, Gene wanders through the film with the thousand-yard stare of a man who has truly snapped.  Years after the war, he can’t forgive anyone, including himself.  To him, it doesn’t matter that someone like Les returned from Vietnam and decided to dedicate his life to preventing another pointless war.  What matters to Gene is getting vengeance on those who he blames for his sins.  Even though the film makes clear that Gene’s actions are due to his experiences during the war, Gene himself never becomes a sympathetic figure.  He’s too vicious in his murders, even targeting the wife of one of his platoonmates.

Adding to the film’s unsettling and grim atmosphere is the film’s rather ragged editing.  Scenes begin and end abruptly, sometimes in mid-conversation.  Each murder is followed by a shot of an airplane landing in another city as Gene continues his mission.  Scenes of Gene having flashbacks are haphazardly mixed with scenes of Laura and Dr. MacLaine trying to figure out where Gene has disappeared to.  One is tempted to smile at the film’s score, which sounds more appropriate for a 70s cop show than a movie about a murderous vet, but even the score ultimately adds to the film’s off-center feel.  The score feels as out-of-place as the happiness of his friends does to Gene.  My Friends Need Killing ultimately feels like a film about a world that is spiraling out of control.  The film ends on a truly odd note, one that suggests that there is hope for the future, even if there’s no place for Gene in it.

Much like Bob Clark’s Deathdream, My Friends Need Killing suggested that mainstream America would never be ready to fully accept what happened in Vietnam.

Ghost Track (2022, directed by Jason M.J. Brown)


Years ago, a teenager named Morris died when he was run over by a train while five of his friends helplessly watched.  Even though they did not mean for him to die, Morris’s friends grow up feeling guilty.  Years later, all of Morris’s now-adult friends find themselves being stalked by a ghostly presence who slips notes under their door telling them that they are going to die.  Marcus (Adam Probets) thinks that Morris is responsible for the disappearance of the school bus that was carrying his son (along with many other children).  Can Morris’s friends put his soul to rest before he kills all of them?

I will give this movie some credit.  Considering that it wasn’t made for much money, the scenes around the train tracks are effectively shot and feature vivid cinematography.  The inside scenes are too darky lit but the movie looks fine whenever the action moves outside.  Ghost Track also had one good twist towards the end.

For the most part, though, Ghost Track was poorly acted with some of the least convincing death scene that I’ve ever seen.  I think part of the problem is that I never felt like a knew who the characters were either before or after the accident with the train so I never knew how their lives had been effected by Morris’s death.  Plus, the subplot about the missing school bus felt like an unnecessary distraction.  Maybe if we had actually seen the kids on the school bus before it disappeared, it would have been different but instead, the school bus is something that we hear a lot about with really having the context to know what to think about it.

Ghost Track felt like a feature-length version of one of those public information films that the BBC used to air, warning children not to play on the railroad tracks. It’s just not as scary as The Finishing Line.