Ten Trailers From Jess Franco


francohimself1I was saddened to learn of the passing of Jess Franco. Franco directed at least 199 films and, while he was never a favorite of the critics, he was a favorite for those of us who appreciated his unique aesthetic and improvisational style of filmmaking. Franco made a few good films and a lot of a bad films but even his worse films were usually more interesting than the usual films churned out by more “respectable” filmmakers. In a time when every director is claiming to be an independent artist, Franco truly was.

Trailers for Franco’s films often showed up in my Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers series.  Here’s ten of them.

1) Female Vampire

2) The Awful Dr. Orloff

3) Faceless

4) Venus In Furs

5) Necromonicon (a.k.a. Succubus)

6) Kiss Me Monster

7) Eugenie: Story of Her Journey Into Perversion

8) Vampyros Lesbos

9) The Castle of Fu Manchu

10) 99 Women

 

Jesus Franco Manera, R.I.P.

6 Trailers For Easter


Hi everyone!  The trailer kitties have teamed up with the trailer bunnies and they’ve come up with the latest edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers!

1) Spasmo (1974)

2) Grand Slam (1967)

3) Nightmares Come Out At Night (1970)

4) Count Dracula (1970)

5) High Crime (1973)

6) Johnny Hamlet (1967)

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

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Six Prehistoric Trailers


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Today’s edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film Trailers has a theme!  Enjoy!

1) Teenage Caveman (1957)

2) Caveman (1981)

3) One Million Years B.C. (1966)

4) The Land That Time Forgot (1975)

5) The People That Time Forgot (1977)

6) The Lost World (1960)

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6 Trailers For The Hungover Viewer


Did everyone out there have a good St. Patrick’s Day weekend?  I know I did and, the morning, I woke up with the hangover to prove it!  Fortunately, even though I was busy dancing and drinking, I knew that I could depend on the trailer kitties to gather 6 more of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers.

Here’s what they found for us this week:

1) The Pink Angels (1971)

2) The Mad Bomber (1973)

3) The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

4) Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1985)

5) Hercules (1958)

6) The Last Chase (1981)

What do you think, trailer kitty?

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6 Trailers For Spring Break


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Welcome to another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers!

1) Terminal Island (1973)

This trailer (which contains some nudity and is NSFW) seems appropriate for Spring Break. 

2) The Big Gundown (1966)

How can you go wrong with Lee Van Cleef and Tomas Milian in the same film?

3) Slaughter (1972)

With a name like Slaughter, he’s got to be good.

4) Slaughter’s Big Rip-Off (1973)

Not surprisingly, Slaughter would return.

5) The Beatniks (1960)

However, before Van Cleef, Milian, and Slaughter, there were … BEATNIKS!

6) The Horror of Dracula (1958)

I’m including this trailer in honor of Christopher Lee who is now … Sir Christopher Lee!

What do you think, Trailer Kitties?

Keep Marching On Into March With 6 More Trailers


Hi everyone and welcome to the merry month of March!  As I sit here writing this, I’m still trying to recover from the amazing shock of having not only The Amazing Race, The Walking Dead, Enlightened, and Girls to watch on Sunday but now, the Celebrity Apprentice as well!

(I’m rooting for Lisa Rinna, by the way.  She’s a Lisa and we stick together…)

However, I will not allow a little exhaustion to prevent me from sharing yet another edition of Lisa Marie’s Favorite Grindhouse and Exploitation Film trailers!

1) Heavy Traffic (1973)

2) Who Saw Her Die? (1972)

3) Navajo Joe (1966)

4) The Blood-Stained Shadow (1978)

5) Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971)

6) A Black Veil For Lisa (1968)

I’ve actually shared this one before but I just love this trailer so much that I had to share it a second time.  “Every man fears a Lisa…”

What do you think, Trailer Kitty?

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Here Are The Oscar Winners


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Best Picture — Argo

Best Director — Ang Lee for Life of Pi

Best Actor — Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln

Best Actress — Jennifer Lawrence in Silver Linings Playbook

Best Supporting Actor — Christoph Waltz in Django Unchained

Best Supporting Actress — Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables

Best Adapted Screenplay — Argo

Best Original Screenplay — Django Unchained

Best Animated Feature Film — Brave

Best Documentary Feature — Searching For Sugar Man.

Best Foreign Language Film — Amour

Best Cinematography — Life of Pi

Best Costuming — Anna Karenina

Best Editing — Argo

Best Makeup and Hair-Styling — Les Miserables

Best Original Score — Life of Pi

Best Original Song — “Skyfall” in Skyfall

Best Production Design — Lincoln

Best Sound Editing — Zero Dark Thirty and Skyfall

Best Sound Mixing — Les Miserables

Best Visual Effects — Life of Pi

Best Live-Action Short Film — Curfew

Best Animated Short Film — Paperman

Best Documentary Short Film — Innocente


By the numbers:

Life of Pi — 4

Argo — 3

Les Miserables — 3

Django Unchained — 2

Lincoln — 2

Skyfall — 2

Amour — 1

Anna Karenina — 1

Brave — 1

Curfew — 1

Innocente — 1

Paperman — 1

Searching for Sugar Man — 1

Silver Linings Playbook — 1

Zero Dark Thirty — 1

Here are the Razzies!


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I don’t have much respect for the Razzies, to be honest.  They’re more about scoring easy points than actually recognizing the worst films of the year.  Case in point: there is no way that Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was the worst film of 2012.

WORST PICTURE
“Battleship”
“The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure”
“That’s My Boy”
“A Thousand Words”
X — “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”

WORST ACTOR
Nicolas Cage, “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance” and “Seeking Justice”
Eddie Murphy, “A Thousand Words”
Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Tyler Perry, “Alex Cross” and “Good Deeds”
X — Adam Sandler, “That’s My Boy”

WORST ACTRESS
Katherine Heigl, “One for the Money”
Milla Jovovich, “Resident Evil 5: Retribution”
Tyler Perry, “Madea’s Witness Protection”
X — Kristen Stewart, “Snow White and the Huntsman” and “Twlight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Barbra Streisand, “The Guilt Trip”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
David Hasselhoff, “Pirannha 3DD”
X — Taylor Lautner, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Liam Neeson, “Battleship” and “Wrath of the Titans”
Nick Swardson,  “That’s My Boy”
Vanilla Ice, “That’s My Boy”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Biel, “Playing for Keeps” and “Total Recall”
Brooklyn Dekcer, “Battleship” and “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
Ashley Green, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Jennifer Lopez, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting”
X — Rihanna, “Battleship”

WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
“Battleship”
“Madea’s Witness Protection”
“The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure”
“That’s My Boy”
X — “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”

WORST DIRECTOR
Sean Anders, “That’s My Boy”
Peter Berg, “Battleship”
X — Bill Condon, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Tyler Perry, “Good Deeds” and “Madea’s Witness Protection”
John Putch, “Atlas Shrugged: Part II”

 

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
“Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance”
“Madea’s Witness Protection”
“Pirannha 3DD”
“Red Dawn”
X — “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Any combination of “Jersey Shore” cast members, “The Three Stooges”
X — Mackenzie Foy & Taylor Lautner, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, “Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”
Tyler Perry & His Drag Get-Up, “Madea’s Witness Protection”
Adam Sandler & Leighton Meester/Andy Samberg/Susan Sarandon, “That’s My Boy”

WORST SCREENPLAY
“Atlas Shrugged: Part II”
“Battleship”
X — “That’s My Boy”
“A Thousand Words”
“Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”