GUEST REVIEWER ALERT!!! Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Freddy’s Nightmares, a horror anthology show which ran in syndication from 1988 to 1990. The entire series can be found on Plex!

Marsha (Mariska Hargitay) is a medical student with childhood trauma and an affinity for peeping toms. Yep, she likes peeping toms, which made me realize that Gilbert Adler – the story’s writer is not great at writing. In fact, he’s pretty terrible at it, but he did produce an awesomely bad movie “Ghost Ship.” Marsha joins a sleep study with Zach (Darren Dalton) who created a machine that can DVR your dreams. Why would you want to DVR dreams? Who knows?! Have you ever heard someone try to describe their dreams? If so, you need to politely smile and weather the storm.

During her sleep study, Zach gets pervy and sends peeping toms into her dreams and she quasi-undresses. It’s really really weird. I couldn’t figure out what the big mystery was. We learn that Marsha’s parents died, leaving Marsha to be raised by her ultra religious abusive grandmother. Marsha argues with her grandmother and her Nonna has a fatal heart attack. Ok, I don’t understand the mystery. Your parents are dead and your grandmother was mean. Why do you need dream recordings for that? You were there! You were there the whole time!!!

Freddy does make some appearances in the story itself, but doesn’t really cause any harm to Marsha. The perpetual lack of blood really killed the show. At this time, Freddy had sliced his way through at least 4 movies in horrific fashion; so, seeing him impotently nudge a potential victim really makes me sad because you could feel the franchise dying before your eyes.

With no chemistry at all, Marsha hooks up with Zach and he goes into her dream and Freddy bloodlessly takes him away. The story could have been better if it ended after 22 minutes; unfortunately, the story dragged on for another 20 minutes. It’s interesting that there were so many anthology shows coming up at the same time in the late 80s. It wouldn’t be until the mid 90s that The Outer Limits made a return. While science fiction can get traction, it was only a serialized drama “Supernatural” that could really entertain with horror as the theme. The closest we came to a horror anthology was Dark Mirror and that is trash! If you are a “Dark Mirror” fan, who hurt you? I mean it’s like if the reboot of The Outer Limits just decided to be mean all the time. It does make a question though maybe for Lisa: Maybe we should start reviewing the 90s outer limits??? I mean it’s a legit good show….just sayin.