Late Night Retro Television Review: Degrassi Junior High 2.10 “Censored”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sunday, I will be reviewing the Canadian series, Degrassi Junior High, which aired on CBC and PBS from 1987 to 1989!  The series can be streamed on YouTube!

This week, Degrassi tackles freedom of the press and freedom of lockers.

Episode 2.10 “Censored”

(Dir by Mike Douglas, originally aired on March 7th, 1988)

The inside of Joey’s locker is covered with pin-ups.  When L.D. and Alexa walk by and see Joey, Wheels, and Snake rating the pin-ups, L.D. is offended while Alexa is amused.  (Alexa, I have to admit, has become the character to whom I relate on this show.)  When Joey the announces that he would only rate L.D. “a four,” L.D. responds by covering the inside of her locker with pictures of half-naked men.  L.D. then goes to the principal to complain about Joey’s pin-ups.  When Joey gets in trouble, he complains about L.D.’s locker.  In the end, both Joey and L.D. end up in school suspension together.  Awwwwww!

However, that’s not the only case of censorship in this episode!  When Caitlin overhears the principal talking to two parents who want Spike to be forbidden to attend school until she gives birth, Caitlin decides to use the power of the press.  She writes an editorial called “Keep Spike At Degrassi,” in which she announces that everyone knows that Spike is pregnant and that Spike should be allowed to continue to go to class.  Everyone who reads it says that it’s the best thing that Caitlin has even written but Mr. Radish, the faculty advisor to the school newspaper, announces that it is a violation of school policy and that it can’t be published.  So, Caitlin decides to print up several copies of the editorial and then just hand them out to students in the hallway.

Now, you may have noticed that Caitlin did not talk to Spike before writing or printing up her editorial.  And, to Caitlin’s shock, Spike is not at all happy about the editorial, explaining that she’s under enough stress without everyone at the school reading about her life.  Spike feels that Caitlin used her and Spike is totally correct.  Everyone tells Caitlin that she’s a great writer and she’s a hero for standing up to the school administration but Spike is still pretty much alone and isolated at school.  The episode ends with a classic depressing Degrassi freeze frame, this time of Spike walking up the school’s front steps and looking totally alone.

With this episode, Caitlin becomes the first of many crusading journalists to pass through the halls of Degrassi.  What sets this story apart from future episodes about the school newspaper is its willingness to admit that not all issues are as a simple as they originally appear.  I appreciated the fact that Spike was given a chance to call out Caitlin for essentially using Spike’s problems to promote herself and I liked the fact that the show didn’t pretend like there was some sort of easy or perfect solution for any of the issues that both Spike and Caitlin were dealing with.

Degrassi Junior High has often been called the most realistic and honest teen show ever made and episodes like this one show why.

Lisa Marie’s Week In Review: 3/18/24 — 3/24/24


As I spend this Holy Week with my sisters, I shall be keeping Kate Middleton in my thoughts.

I’ve seen a lot of social media posts over the past few days that all, more or less, say that, “We should all feel ashamed for spreading rumors about William and Kate.”  While I agree that there are a lot of people who should be ashamed, I don’t really appreciate this “we” business.  I didn’t make a single joke, post a single rumor, or otherwise join in the online harassment of Kate and William.  The same is true of most of the people that I know.  Most people are better than that.  If anyone should feel ashamed, it’s the members of the media who spread rumors and innuendo for clicks and attention.  Don’t let them get away with pretending everyone else was in on it with them.

Here’s what I watched, read, and listened to this week:

Films I Watched:

  1. Coherence (2014)
  2. Fatal Deviation (1998)
  3. In Broad Daylight (1971)
  4. One Night With The King (2006)
  5. Premonition (2007)
  6. War-Gods of the Deep (1965)

Television Shows I Watched:

  1. Abbott Elementary
  2. Blind Date
  3. Changing Patterns
  4. Check It Out
  5. CHiPs
  6. Degrassi Junior High
  7. Dr. Phil
  8. Fantasy Island
  9. Friday the 13th: The Series
  10. Highway to Heaven
  11. Jenny Jones
  12. The Love Boat
  13. Miami Vice
  14. Monsters
  15. The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase
  16. The Phil Donahue Story
  17. Quiet On The Set
  18. Sally Jessy Raphael
  19. T and T
  20. The Trisha Goddard Show
  21. Welcome Back Kotter

Books I Read:

  1. A Death in Canaan (1977) by Joan Barthel

Music To Which I Listened:

  1. Adi Ulmansky
  2. Amy Winehouse
  3. Avril Lavigne
  4. Bambie Thug
  5. Big Data
  6. Bon Jovi
  7. Britney Spears
  8. The Chemical Brothers
  9. David Bowie
  10. David Naughton
  11. DJ Khaled
  12. Elton John
  13. Haim
  14. Katrina and the Waves
  15. Katy Perry
  16. Kool & The Gang
  17. Kylie Minogue
  18. The Maccabeats
  19. Madness
  20. Marko Hietala
  21. P!nk
  22. Public Service Broadcasting
  23. Queen
  24. Saint Motel
  25. Sia
  26. Softcult
  27. Stephen Bishop
  28. Taylor Swift
  29. Tomoyasu Hotei
  30. Tish Melton

Live Tweets:

  1. Fatal Deviation
  2. Premonition
  3. War-Gods of the Deep
  4. Coherence

Trailers:

  1. Alien: Romulus

News From Last Week:

  1. Princess Catherine reveals her cancer diagnosis.
  2. Kate Middleton ‘wrote every word’ of emotional speech announcing cancer diagnosis
  3. ‘Shame on You’: Stephen Colbert Torn Apart for Spreading Affair Rumors About Cancer-Stricken Kate Middleton and Prince William
  4. Rose Hanbury’s lawyers send legal notice to Stephen Colbert over Prince William affair joke: report
  5. Blake Lively apologizes for mocking Kate Middleton ‘Photoshop fails’ after princess reveals cancer diagnosis
  6. Kim Kardashian taken to task for not removing ‘insensitive’ Kate Middleton post
  7. Actor M. Emmet Walsh Dies At 88

Links From Last Week:

  1. I Hope You All Feel Terrible Now: How the internet—and Stephen Colbert—hounded Kate Middleton into revealing her diagnosis
  2. Colbert, Cohen, Kardashian: All should be ashamed of mocking Kate Middleton’s ‘disappearance’
  3. Happy New Year (for real)
  4. Tater’s Picks of Madness
  5. Do 007’s “Diamonds” Sparkle? Sean Connery’s James Bond Is Back – But It Could Have Been Burt Reynolds!

Links From The Site:

  1. I reviewed Degrassi Junior High, Miami Vice, CHiPs, Baywatch Nights, Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, Monsters, Changing Patterns, Highway to Heaven, T and T, Friday the 13th, Welcome Back Kotter, Check it Out, and In Broad Daylight!
  2. I shared my week in television!
  3. I shared a scene from Blood Simple!
  4. I shared music videos from Sia, Brian Eno, Tish Melton, Marko Hietala, Softcult, The Maccabeats, and Bambie Thug!
  5. Erin shared Beach Heat, The Brass God, Island Ecstasy Coronet, Summer Heat, Dime Mystery Magazine, and Palm Sunday!

More From Us:

  1. At her photography site, Erin shared Church Path, Lamp, Trash, Untitled, Butterfly, Creeping, and Rock!
  2. At my music site, I shared songs from Avril Lavigne, Amy Winehouse, Katy Perry, Amy Winehouse (again), Haim, Big Data, and Tomoyasu Hotei!

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Retro Television Review: In Broad Daylight (dir by Robert Day)


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Sundays, I will be reviewing the made-for-television movies that used to be a primetime mainstay.  Today’s film is 1971’s In Broad Daylight!  It  can be viewed on YouTube.

Tony Chappel (Richard Boone) is an actor who has just recently lost his sight as a result of an accident.  Released from the hospital, Tony struggles to adjust to living in a world without his vision.  When one cab driver says to him, “Didn’t you used to be Tony Chappel?,” he flinches as he realizes that his career as a famous actor is now considered to be over.  One day, he comes home early and overhears his wife (Stella Stevens) fooling around with his lawyer and “best friend” (Fred Beir).  Tony promptly decides to murder his wife and frame his friend for the crime.

Tony decides to use his acting skills to his advantage.  He memorizes the the area around him so that he can make his way through it by memory.  He puts on a fake beard, speaks with Greek accent, and makes a point of carrying a camera with him.  He starts taking public transportation and going out of his way to be talkative and social  Everyone that he meets, he tells them about how he’s been taking pictures of the city and how he can’t wait to see how they come out.  When his wife is eventually murdered, the police receive a reports of a mysterious Greek man, one who was definitely not blind, in the area.  However, Lt. Bergman (John Marley) has his doubts and comes to suspect that Tony is the killer.

In Broad Daylight was made from an early script written by Larry Cohen, who would later go on to direct films like God Told Me To.  It’s a clever script, one that sets up an intriguing premise and which ends on a properly twisty and satisfactory note.  The film works because it is as much of a character study as a thriller.  Tony’s wife not only cheats on him but also betrays him at the moment when he needs her and his friends the most.  Tony has gone from being a movie star to being a man who can barely walk from one room to another.  He’s already angry.  Discovering that his wife is laughing at him behind his back is the last straw.

Larry Cohen reportedly felt that Richard Boone was miscast as Tony.  I felt that Boone did a pretty good job, even if he did overact a bit while Tony was trying to convince everyone that he was a Greek tourist.  Stella Stevens is perfectly cast as his wife and Suzanne Pleshette is sympathetic as his nurse.  Godfather fans will be happy to see John Marley not having to deal with a horse’s head but instead playing the clever detective who attempts to solve the murder.

In Broad Daylight is a clever and entertaining thriller and character study.

Late Night Retro Television Reviews: Check It Out! 2.21 “Jack Be Numbskull”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing the Canadian sitcom, Check it Out, which ran in syndication from 1985 to 1988.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week’s episode defies description.  Read on.

Episode 2.21 “Jack Be Numbskull”

(Dir by Alan Erlich, originally aired on March 5th, 1986)

Awwww, look how cute these two are!

After an office party, Marlene and Christian go home together.  The next morning, Christian has decided that he is totally in love with Marlene while Marlene will do just about anything to get Christian to stop bothering her with his romantic declarations.  (In real life, Kathleen Laskey and Jeff Pustil have been married since 1990.)

Marlene’s solution to her Christian problem is to invite her ex-boyfriend, the brutish Bruno (Eric Keenleyside), to the store and to tell him to threaten to beat up Christian, just to scare him off.  Marlene doesn’t want Bruno to actually hurt anyone, of course.

Bruno, however, mistakes Howard for Christian and threatens him.  When Howard makes a sarcastic comment about how he is going to fight Bruno in the alley, a visiting Mrs. Cobb (Barbara Hamilton) overhears and decides that sponsoring a boxing match between Bruno and an employee will be the perfect way to advertise Ka-Blam, a vitamin supplement that is so powerful that it’s sold in a container that looks like a hand grenade.  Mrs. Cobb also decides that Bruno will be Mr. Ka-Blam.

So, to make clear:

  1. Mrs. Cobb thinks it will be a good idea to have a fight in one of her stores
  2. Mrs. Cobb thinks hiring a violent criminal to be a store mascot is a good idea
  3. Mrs. Cobb wants to have Bruno beat up one of her store managers
  4. Mrs. Cobb wants the manager to get beaten up while the customers watch.

Yeah, it doesn’t make much sense to me, either.

A few hours before the boxing match, Howard breaks his hand so he has to find a replacement to fight Bruno.  Christian volunteers.

Christian is not much of a fighter but he impresses everyone with his refusal to surrender or throw in the towel.  However, after an illegal blow sends Christian to the canvas, Howard rushes into the ring and punches Bruno in the stomach and then knocks him out with an uppercut.  Wait a minute, I thought Howard’s hand was broken….

This episode was just silly.  It was so silly that it almost worked, just on the basis of weirdness alone.  The action played out like a fever dream and logic was abandoned early on and perhaps that was for the best.  This episode was so strange that it defies a traditional review but I will say that Christian and Marlene did make for a cute couple so I hope this is something that the show continued to explore.

Next week, the first season comes to a close!

Lisa Marie’s Week In Television: 3/17/24 — 3/23/24


Abbott Elementary (Wednesday Night, ABC)

I’m now caught up with Abbott Elementary.  Season 3 has been a bit rocky for me and, as I watched the latest episode on Thursday morning, I realized that it really did come down to the fact that it seems as if Abbott is running the risk of losing its edge.  The celebrity cameos are nice and often funny but they also take the viewers out of the reality of the show.  I’m also still not a fan of Janine working for the District.  I love teachers but I cannot stand bureaucrats.  I also think, after three seasons, it might be time for Gregory to stop looking stunned by everything.  It was funny at first but now, it’s just coming across as being a bit lazy.

That said, when this show works, it really does work.  Mr. Johnson debating how AI will effect the future of janitoring made me laugh so hard that I had to get a drink of water to stop myself from choking to death.

Blind Date (YouTube)

I watched two episodes on Tuesday afternoon.  No one found love.

Chappelle’s Show (Netflix)

On Sunday, I watched an episode in which Wayne Brady took over Dave Chappelle’s Show.  Dave later talked about the time Wayne forced him to smoke crystal meth and murdered at least three people.  It made me laugh.

Dirty Pair Flash (YouTube)

On Friday, I watched an episode in which the two main characters had to hide out at a private school, one that was haunted by a ghost.  I related to Yuri’s enthusiasm.

Dr. Phil (YouTube)

On Tuesday afternoon, I watched an episode in which Phil talked to a white kid from the suburbs who thought he was a gangster.  A real-life former gangster was brought on to talk to him about the “realities” of life on the street.  I’ve never heard so much psycho-babble in my life.

The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase (YouTube)

I read about this infamous 2002 Roast on Wednesday so I decided to watch it on Thursday.  It’s true that the humor was brutal.  I thought the roast of Michael Scott on The Office was brutal but it was nothing compared to what Chevy Chase was put through.  It was kind of obvious that everyone involved had been waiting for a chance to let the world know how much they hated Chevy Chase.  It was …. awkward.  I’m just not a huge fan of the whole roast thing.  It just seems mean!

Jenny Jones (YouTube)

On Monday, I watched a 1992 episode of this talk show.  Easily flustered host Jenny Jones talked to teenage girls who were dating older boys and basically made things awkward by asking them to tell her and the entire audience about their first time.

The Phil Donahue Show (YouTube)

On Monday, I watched a 1993 episode of this ancient talk show.  The pompous host talked to girls who were dating older men.  Everyone was amazingly inarticulate.

Quiet On The Set (Max)

A four-part docuseries, Quiet On The Set took a look at the rise (and eventual fall) of Nickelodeon and television producer Dan Schneider.  The centerpiece of the series was an episode-long interview with Drake Bell, in which he bravely discussed being sexually abused by Brian Peck, who was one of three Nickelodeon employees to be convicted of child sexual abuse over a short period of time.

While Drake was compelling and the series did a good job of detailing the toxic atmosphere on many of Schneider’s shows, the series also featured a few too many journalists and a few too many interviews with other former child stars who came across like they were mostly annoyed that their careers fizzled out.  Dan Schneider comes across as being a terrible boss and a selfish human being but, at the same time,  the series started out with an agenda and sometimes, I wondered how much of the narrative was shaped to fit that agenda.

In the end, the main thing I took away from watching this docuseries was the Nickelodeon really was as creepy as I always kind of suspected it of being.

Rollergames (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this old show on Saturday morning.  The roller derby was brutal!

Sally Jessy Raphael (YouTube)

On Monday, I watched a two-part episode from 1993.  Sally interviewed teen girls who were sexually active and basically spent two hours scolding them,  There was also an army of virgins in the audience who would say stuff like, “I am a virgin,” and the audience would go crazy.  It all felt very weird and judgmental.  For someone who claimed to be a feminist, Sally sure was quick to judge her guests.

Trisha Goddard Show (YouTube)

I watched an episode of this talk show (which I had never heard of before) on Sunday night.  Trisha Goddard, who was a kind of annoying British woman, talked to a 68 year-old woman whose deceased son was thought to be the father of two 27 year-old women.  For some reason, a psychic was brought out to give her opinion.  “I’m sensing the number three,” she said, for reasons that were never explained.

I watched another episode on Wednesday.  It featured a man who refused to accept that he was the father of his ex-partner’s baby, even after a DNA test proved that he was.  “That test could have been doctored!” he yelled while the audience gasped in shock.

Watched And Reviewed Elsewhere:

Baywatch Nights

Changing Patterns

Check It Out — Review to come shortly  (unless I fall asleep)

CHiPs

Fantasy Island

Friday the 13th: The Series

Highway to Heaven

The Love Boat

Miami Vice

Monsters

T and T

Welcome Back Kotter

Retro Television Review: Welcome Back, Kotter 3.14 “Epstein’s Madonna”


Welcome to Retro Television Reviews, a feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past!  On Saturdays, I will be reviewing Welcome Back Kotter, which ran on ABC  from 1975 to 1979.  The entire show is currently streaming on Tubi!

This week, Epstein is finally the center of the action.  Unfortunately, the episode doesn’t really take advantage of the character and all of his possibilities.

Episode 3.14 “Epstein’s Madonna”

(Dir by Bob Claver, originally aired on December 8th, 1977)

For his art project, Epstein paints a picture of a naked woman on the outside wall of Buchanan High.  (Actually, it stretches out across two walls.)  The Sweathogs are impressed.  The local media wants to do a story on the painting.  Epstein is proud of himself.  Woodman is offended, even after Gabe points out that Botticelli also painted nudes.

“Botticelli,” Woodman replies, “didn’t paint a nude with Born To Boogie tattooed on her thigh!”

Gabe is all about defending Esptein’s right to express himself …. up until he realizes why the painting looks so familiar to him.  As Epstein explains it, he put Julie’s head on Debbie Del Vecchio’s body.  Gabe likes the body but he’s less happy about Julie’s face staring at him from the wall.  And it must be said that the painted Julie looks even more annoyed with Gabe than the real-life Julie.

Julie, surprisingly enough, is flattered.  That’s not really the reaction that one would expect from Julie, who is usually a lot more uptight.  But, after being married to Gabe for five years or however long they’ve been together, Julie is probably just happy to know that there are still other options out there for her.  Seriously, Julie …. Epstein takes care of his family and he has that cute gap between his front teeth.

Does Gabe deface Epstein’s artwork?  Though tempted, he does not.  Someone else does and there’s some confusion when Gabe is caught holding the spray-paint can but that’s all forgotten when the other Sweathogs jump in to help fix the painting.  Good for them!  Epstein passes his class, the painting gets to say on the wall for a week, and …. well, that’s it.  Wow, that wasn’t a very consequential episode.

“Lisa, what about the jokes!?”

Oh yeah!  Gabe tells Julie about his Cousin Janet, who lied about being pregnant and seriously injured so that her parents would be less upset about the D she got in English.  He also talks about his Uncle Willie who used his resemblance to Jimmy Cagney to get laid.  Julie was amused by both jokes, which I think was a record for her.

This episode really didn’t have much going on.  In the first season, Gabe would have had a semi-serious heart-to-heart talk with Epstein about his love for art and it would have been touching.  But, in the third season, the show was more about catch phrases and audience applause than teaching life lessons.  It’s a shame because Robert Hegyes usually did a pretty good job as the tough but secretly sensitive Juan Epstein.  This episode has to be considered a bit of a missed opportunity.

Live Tweet Alert: Watch Coherence with #ScarySocial


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in a few weekly live tweets on twitter.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We tweet our way through it.

Tonight, for #ScarySocial, Deanna Dawn will be hosting 2014’s Coherence!

If you want to join us on Saturday night, just hop onto twitter, start the film at 9 pm et, and use the #ScarySocial hashtag!  The film is available on Prime.  I’ll probably be there and I imagine some other members of the TSL Crew will be there as well.  It’s a friendly group and welcoming of newcomers so don’t be shy.

Late Night Retro Television Review: Friday the 13th: The Series 1.22 “The Pirate’s Promise”


Welcome to Late Night Retro Television Reviews, a new feature where we review some of our favorite and least favorite shows of the past! On Fridays, I will be reviewing Friday the 13th: The Series, a show which ran in syndication from 1987 to 1990. The show can be found on YouTube!

This week, there’s something in the fog!  Can Micki and Ryan stop the horror of the thing in the fog?  FOG!

Episode 1.22 “The Pirate’s Promise”

(Dir by Bill Corcoran, originally aired on June 27th, 1988)

In the 18th century, a group of pirates killed their captain, Angus McBride, and stole his treasure.  They used the money to start a seaside village in New England and to become respectable citizens.  Over two hundred years later, the spirit of Captain McBride is hanging out in the fog and desiring vengeance on the descendants of his crew.

Hmmm …. this sounds familiar.

This episode has more than a little in common with John Carpenter’s The Fog.  This time, as opposed to it being the result of an anniversary curse, it’s a crazed lighthouse keeper named Joe Fenton (Cedric Smith) who summons the ghost of Captain McBride with a cursed foghorn but otherwise, much of the plot and the show’s imagery feels as if it was lifted directly from Carpenter’s classic horror film.  Captain McBride emerges from the fog several times during the episode.  He kills his victim’s with a hook and then tosses a few coins at Joe.

Micki and Ryan show up in town to retrieve the foghorn.  (This is another episode in which Jack is not present.)  It’s interesting how these cursed antiques often tend to end up in small towns, like the one in this episode or The Quilt of Hathor.  The previous few episodes featured Ryan having to say goodbye to someone as a result of a cursed item.  This time, it’s Micki whose heart is broken when the sweet proprietor of the local history museum is stabbed with a saber while trying to protect her.  The episode ends with Micki sobbing while Ryan tries to comfort her, which is quite a change from how these things usually go.  For once, Micki is the one who gets to show emotion while Ryan is the one who takes a more pragmatic approach to dealing with the horrors of the cured antiques.

As for the episode, it wasn’t bad.  Director Bill Corcoran did a good job of creating a properly ominous atmosphere and Cedric Smith was perfectly creepy as the evil lighthouse owner.  The low-budget was evident by the fact that the time itself seemed to be nearly deserted.  Even though the town was described as being small, it still seems like it should have been home to more than just a handful of people and I found myself wondering if maybe the show decided to save money by not hiring extras.  That minor quibble aside, this was an effective episode as long as you were willing to overlook the plot’s similarity to Carpenter’s film.

Next week, hopefully, Jack will come back and maybe Micki will have cheered up.  Someone likeable dies in every episode so you would think they would be used to it by now.