by Doug Weaver

“Adults only!”  I guess that’s what they call breaking training.  I probably shouldn’t tell this story but, back in high school, the coach of our football team had all of the cheerleaders gather in the gym and then gave us a lecture about how he didn’t want any of his boys “breaking training” and how it was on all of us to make sure we didn’t offer them the temptation or the opportunity.  We all pledged to put the team first but we should have told him to get out of there with all of his sexist crap.  Our football team sucked anyways.

This cover was done by Doug Weaver.