Chuck Vincent was widely considered to be one of the best directors to work in the adult film industry during the Golden Age of Porn. As a director, he put as much emphasis on characterization and plot as he did on getting the so-called money shots. One of his adult films, Roommates, even got a favorable write-up in The New York Times.
Unfortunately, Vincent was less successful when he tried to move over into mainstream filmmaking. Vincent directed B-movies, most of which went straight to video. The majority of them were either dumb sex comedies or erotic thrillers and they often featured porn stars in “straight” roles. Though the majority of Vincent’s mainstream films were adequately put together, they never got the attention that his adult films did. In the adult film industry, Vincent was an artist but, when it came to mainstream films, he was viewed as just being another competent director who churned out B-movies. One of the few places where Vincent’s movies were appreciated was on late night Cinemax.
Young Nurses In Love is typical example of Vincent’s mainstream work. It takes place at Hoover Hospital, where the doctors are all rich and strange and the nurses all wear the tightest uniforms around. The plot, as it is, involves a sperm bank where sperm from some of the most brilliant people in history is being stored. Nurse Ellis Smith (Jeanne Marie) is an agent of the KGB who has gotten a job at the hospital so she can steal that sperm and the Russians can use it to create supercommunists. Dr. Reilly (Alan Fisler) is also a CIA agent and he hopes to use his “bedside” manner to convince Nurse Smith to turn against her employers. Can he do the trick?
Young Nurses In Love is meant to be a satire of medical soap operas. (It was advertised as being a sequel to Garry Marshall’s Young Doctors In Love, though Marshall himself was in no way involved with the production.) While Dr. Reilly is trying to save the super sperm, the rest of the hospital staff get caught up in their own softcore dramas. There’s a mafia subplot. There’s plenty of nurses trying to land a rich doctor husband subplots. Jamie Gillis, Annie Sprinkle, and Veronica Hart all have small roles. The humor is frequently forced. Instead of letting the jokes develop naturally, Young Nurses In Love just piles one incident on top or another without much comedic rhyme or reason. With the exception of Jamie Gillis, none of the actors seem to have a natural talent for comedy and the stiff delivery of their “funny” lines will probably inspire more groans than laughs. For all the attempts to be racy, this R-rated film is mild enough to qualify as a PG-13 today.
This was one of Chuck Vincent’s lesser mainstream films. For a better Chuck Vincent-directed comedy, check out Student Affairs.