Cleaning Out The DVR, Again #1: The Stepchild (dir by Roma Roth)


Two weeks ago, I finally finished my Fabulous Forties series of reviews!  Yay!

I was so excited and I could not wait until I could move onto the Nifty Fifties box set from Mill Creek.  However, before doing that, I decided to check the status of my DVR and guess what?

I discovered that I only had 10 hours of space left!

Basically, stating in March, I recorded so many movies that I am now nearly out of space.  So, before I do anything else, it’s time for me to, once again, clean out the DVR!  I have 36 films to watch and review before I can truly declare that my DVR has been cleaned out.  Fortunately, I’ve recorded a good variety of films — everything from Lifetime movies to horror films to Oscar nominees.  Watching and reviews all of them should be fun!

So, let’s get started!  Because you know what?  If I don’t hurry up and get this done, my DVR’s going to start automatically deleting my older recordings.  And that means that I’m running the risk of losing not only Jesus Christ Superstar, Bend It Like Beckham, and American Anthem but the final six episodes of Saved By The Bell: The College Years as well!

The first film that I watched was The Stepchild, which premiered on Lifetime on March 12th!

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As you probably tell from the picture above, The Stepchild is a movie about secrets, lies, murder, tears, and possible insanity.  In short, it has everything that we have come to expect from a Lifetime movie!  Even better, it has a Degrassi connection.  (Degrassi, as our regular readers should be aware at this point, is my favorite Canadian TV show.)  The Stepchild stars Sarah Fisher, who played a somewhat unbalanced Christian named Becky Baker on Degrassi.  Becky was perhaps one of the most annoying characters in the history of Degrassi but Sarah Fisher always did a good job playing her and she does a pretty good job in The Stepchild as well.

The Stepchild opens with Ashley (played by Fisher) in a mental hospital.  She spends her time talking to her therapist and occasionally having brightly-lit flashbacks to the night that she found her father’s dead body and dropped — in a slow motion, naturally enough — a snow globe on the floor.  Not only is Ashley shaken over the demise of her father, but she also fears that she may have inherited her dead mother’s schizophrenia.  And again, it bears repeating that Sarah Fisher does a really good job in the role of Ashley, making her a character whose outward fragility disguises more inner strength than even she realizes that she possesses.

When Ashley is finally released from the hospital, she goes to live with her stepmother, Beth (Lauren Holly).  Ashley is upset because it’s obvious that, in just the short time after her father’s death, Beth has rather quickly moved on to a new man, John (Paul Johansson).  John was Ashley’s father’s business partner and, like Ashley, we are immediately suspicious of him.  This is largely because he’s played by Paul Johansson and anyone who has ever seen One Tree Hill knows better than to trust any character played by Paul Johansson.

Ashley is convinced that John or someone else murdered her father.  But did he?  Or could it be that Ashley is having another nervous breakdown?  (It’s a testament to Sarah Fisher’s performance that, even though the answer is obvious, the viewer still is never totally sure.)  With the help of her boyfriend, Michael (Keenan Tracy), Ashley attempts to solve the mystery.

There’s nothing really original about The Stepchild.  If you’ve ever seen a Lifetime film before, you’ll be able to guess what’s going to happen.  That said, their inherent predictability is part of the appeal of Lifetime films in general and The Stepchild is an entertaining-enough diversion.  Lauren Holly and Sarah Fisher both do good with their ambiguous characterizations and Paul Johansson always does a good job when he’s playing a jerk.  The film has a few nicely shot dream sequences and, as we all know, dream sequences are always fun!

The Stepchild may not be a classic but it’s a perfectly enjoyable way to waste two hours.

(For those keeping track of my progress in cleaning out the DVR, that’s one down and thirty-five to go!)

Here’s The Latest Trailer for Nate Parker’s The Birth Of A Nation!


Here’s the latest trailer for the film that has already been named by many as the front runner in this year’s Oscar race!

Nate Parker’s The Birth of a Nation tells the story of Nat Turner’s slave rebellion.  They went crazy about it at Sundance and you’ll be able to judge it for yourself in October.

Andrea Arnold is Back With American Honey! Check out the Trailer!


I will be the first to admit that it feels strange to admit that I’m actually looking forward to a movie featuring Shia LaBeouf.

(You ever notice how I always say stuff like that, despite the fact that Lawless wasn’t terrible and I enjoyed Fury about as much as I can enjoy any movie about war.  Despite the fact that he’s actually appeared in a lot of decent films, I will always think of Shia as being the whiny kid from The Battle of Shaker Heights.  That is the revolting power of Shia LaBeouf…)

However, I am very much looking forward to American Honey!

And you know why?

Because it’s the latest film from Andrea Arnold, who previously directed the absolutely exquisite Fish Tank.  Fish Tank is one of those films that I watch and I just see myself, who I’ve been and who I could have become.  It’s an amazing film.

Will American Honey be just as amazing?

I hope so!  Check out the trailer below:

There Are Three Things You Should Know Before Watching The Trailer for War On Everyone


Okay, before you watch the trailer for War On Everyone, there are three things you should know!

Number one, this is a red band trailer.  That means that, if you watch it at work or in a public place, you will be immediately arrested and deported to Vermont.  That is not something you want to risk because, as we all know, Vermont is an evil, evil place.

Secondly, this is the latest film from the brilliant Irish director, John Michael McDonagh.  McDonagh directed two of the best films in recent cinematic history, The Guard and Calvary!  (He’s also the brother of Martin McDonagh, who directed both In Bruges and Seven Psychopaths.)  From what I’ve heard, War on Everyone is another McDonagh triumph!

Third, Michael Pena and Alexander Skarsgard play corrupt cops!  After what happened to his honest cop in End of Watch, can you blame Pena for going bad?

Anyway, here is the red band trailer!  It’s full of cursing and all sorts of fun stuff.

Here’s The Trailer for Mrs. Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children!!!!


Is Tim Burton ever going to make another good film?

That’s a good question.  For whatever reason, we are always expected to get excited whenever Tim Burton announces that he’s directing a new movie.  Every year, someone says that Burton’s latest movie is going to be an Oscar contender.  Somehow, Burton has gotten a reputation for being one of our greatest directors, despite the fact that it’s been a while since he’s really done anything that memorable.

(I did like Frankenweenie but both Dark Shadows and Big Eyes put me to sleep.)

(Tim Burton probably should have, at the very least, received several Oscar nominations for Ed Wood but that movie came out a long time ago.)

Anyway!  The latest Tim Burton film that people are getting excited about is Mrs. Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children.  This is being called Tim Burton’s X-Men.  It’ll probably be better than Apocalypse.

You can watch the new trailer below!

Artist Profile: H. W. Wesso (1894 — 1948)


Han W. Wessolowski (better known as H.W. Wesso) was born in Germany in 1894 and lost his left eye as a child.  Because he had a glass eye, he was exempt from military service and was free to study art at the Berlin Academy of Art.  He joined the merchant marines in 1910 and spent two years traveling the world on a steamship.  In 1912, when his ship was sailing through the Gulf of Mexico, Hans jumped overboard and swam all the way to New Orleans.  From there, he worked odd jobs and made his way to New York City.  In 1913, he became an American citizen and started to pursue a career as a commercial illustrator.

He sold his first science fiction illustration to Amazing Stories in 1929 and soon became one of the most popular artists in the sci-fi pulp field.  Though he was only 53 when he died after a short illness, Wesso’s work continues to be highly acclaimed and sought after by collectors.

A small sampling can be found below.

1 Duel of the SorcerersBeetle HordeGalactic PortalHunters From BeyondMurgunstrummRaiders InvisibleRaiders of the UniverseThe Gate to XoranThe Invisble DeathThe Mind MasterThe Place of the PythonsThe Planet of DreadThe Saragasso of Space

Happy Birthday Errol Flynn: DESPERATE JOURNEY (Warner Brothers 1942)


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The actor known for his “wicked, wicked ways”, Errol Flynn was born June 20, 1909 in Hobart, Australia. The dashing Flynn skyrocketed to fame with a series of swashbuckling exploits: CAPTAIN BLOOD , THE SEA HAWK, and most notably THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD. He was also featured in some of the great Westerns of the era (THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON, SANTA FE TRAIL). Like all stalwart screen heroes, during the 1940’s Flynn made a number of wartime propaganda films to boost morale for the masses. One of these was DESPERATE JOURNEY, a totally improbable but highly exciting action yarn from the two-fisted, one-eyed Raoul Walsh, director of such macho fare as THE ROARING TWENTIES, HIGH SIERRA, and WHITE HEAT.

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An RAF bomber squad is sent on a dangerous mission behind enemy lines to take out a train depot. They accomplish the task, but are shot down by Nazi heavy artillery. Forced to…

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