For all eight of you Family Guy fans out there, here’s the red band trailer for Seth MacFarlane’s upcoming film, A Million Ways To Die In The West.
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Quite possibly the unfunniest trailer I’ve ever seen–the next time there’s a major shooting, the culprit shall most likely be a frustrated screenwriter who can’t get sell his scripts, and just loses it at a gaggle of Hollywood executives, as they sit around a café table, smoking their skinny cigars and sipping their Evian water, as they discuss plans for the next Seth McBullshit film.
Honestly, who writes this dialogue and who finds it amusing? Doesn’t anybody have the balls to stand up to these jokers and tell them in plain English that they suck and have zero talent? Why is there this unspoken agreement between Hollywood superstars to not come out and say in public that most of their colleagues are just a bunch of hacks? Actually, I KNOW the reason, Hollywood has turned into one big Mutual Appreciation Society.
Fucking stupid language about 100 years too contemporary, too–people did NOT talk like that in the Old West. They didn’t even talk like that in the 1970s. And what’s with all the Yankee accent in Arizona? I know the North won the Civil War, but really…
Let’s not forget all those modern hairstyles, either. If you’re not gonna be funny, at least strive for authenticity. But what would you expect from the same diseased brain cells that brought you “Ted”?
Some years ago, people told me I should pursue a career in movies, or some sort of acting, and nowadays, because I’m a film buff, occasionally people tell me I ought to go into The Film Business. I’ve always resisted those suggestions. You know why? Because I gazed deeply into the future, and yay my brothers and sisters, I saw the future of Hollywoodland, and it was dark, oh so very dark, and I saw the Face of the Apocalypse, and it was the face of Seth McBullshit, and he razed the once noble art form of Cinema down to the charcoaled ground.
Fuck you, Seth McBullshit, and everybody who accepted a role in this piece of shit film. My only saving grace is that Liam Neeson (yeah, fuck you too, Lee-um–serious loss of respect for the man as an actor) didn’t use his regular stuntman, who has the same name as me, thus keeping my name off the credits of this bullshit.
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As I watched this trailer, I was like, “As bad as Seth probably is, Liam is actually worse because he could be acting if he actually felt like it.”
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That’s true in a certain way. Seth McBullshit just isn’t funny, but Liam Neeson is the stupid clod who is clearly slumming. He clearly doesn’t need the money. I know he must pay a load of tax, but tell it to the guide who does the catering.
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