A Chorus Line always leaves me feeling angry.

Now, I should make clear that I’m talking about the 1985 film adaptation and not the show that ran for 6,137 performances on Broadway.  The original show was a tribute to the so-called Broadway gypsies, the dancers who went from show to show and performed anonymously behind the star.  It was a portrait of both the veteran performers and the young up-and-comers who still dreamed of someday moving out of the chorus and becoming stars on their own.  When it opened in 1975, it was considered to be groundbreaking in its frankness about things like sexuality and aging.  It featured heartbreaking monologues and, even more importantly, amazing songs.  The show was a true tribute to people who lived to be on stage.

The movie, on the other hand, is about a jerk of a director named Zack (Michael Douglas) and his ex-girlfriend, a rather self-absorbed dancer named Cassie (Alyson Reed).

My main issue with the film can be seen right at the start.  We watch as a large group of dancers are put through a strenuous audition process.  Everyone is working hard, trying to make an impression on Zack in the little time that they have.  Zack sits in the darkness of the theater, a malevolent presence with a sharp, cigarette-shaped voice.  Most of the dancers will only know him as the pitiless voice that dismisses them from the audition.  We watch as everyone pushes themselves.  The older dancers try to ignore the aches and pain that come with age.  The younger dancers are desperate to finally get their big break.  It’s an exciting sequence, one that shows just how much hard work goes into even getting through the auditions to be a finalist for a part in the chorus.

The only dancer who isn’t there is Cassie.  Cassie has just flown into New York.  She’s stuck in traffic.  She doesn’t arrive until towards the end of the initial eliminations.  She is greeted by the assistant choreographer, Larry (Terrence Mann, who gives one of the better performances in the film).  At first, Zack refuses to allow Cassie to audition.  Cassie says she needs the job.  Zack replies that she’s too good to just be a member of the Chorus Line.

Now, actually, Zack is right about one thing.  Cassie should not be allowed to audition.  But it’s not because she’s too good to be in the chorus.  She shouldn’t be allowed to audition because she didn’t show up on time!  She’s showed up late!  There are sixteen finalists and only 8 spots available.  The other finalists showed up on time and have spent the entire day dancing and proving themselves.  They’ve worked hard for their spot.  They fought for the opportunity.  Cassie just shows up late and basically acts as if she’s entitled to take away one of their spots.

We’re continually told that Cassie is special but we don’t really see any evidence of it.  A lot of that is because the film was rather stodgily directed by Richard Attenborough, who stages each scene in a way that makes everyone — including Cassie — seem rather bland.  One wishes the film could have been directed by a Bob Fosse or a Stanley Donen or a Vincente Minnelli or even a Rob Marshall.  All four of those director knew (or, in Marshall’s case, know) how to shoot a dance number so that the dancer’s personality and skill comes through.  Under Attenborough’s direction, everyone comes across as being vaguely generic.  Indeed, Attenborough focuses the film so much on Zack and Cassie’s relationship that the other performers get pushed to the side.  Some of the show’s best songs are either not featured or just occur in the background.  Attenborough’s film takes a show that was meant to be a celebration of an ensemble and instead turns it into a star vehicle.

Both the film and the show end with a rather heart-breaking scene in which 8 dancers are told to step forward before Zack thanks them for their time and sends them home.  In the show, it’s reflection of life on Broadway.  The director picks who he thinks is best for the show.  Sometimes, that means that a likable or talented actor is still not cast.  In the film, it feels cruel because we notice that Zack sent home 8 dancers who showed up on time and worked hard but still made room for Cassie, who didn’t.  (Notably, in the show, Cassie and Zach had the same relationship as in the film but Cassie also showed up on time for the audition.)  Now, I will say that Zach casting someone with whom he had a personal relationship over someone who he didn’t is probably realistic but it’s still annoying.

It’s debatable whether A Chorus Line could have ever been made into an effective film.  That said, picking Richard Attenborough to direct and an apparently disinterested Michael Douglas to star certainly didn’t help matters.

Previous Icarus Files:

1. Cloud Atlas
2. Maximum Overdrive
3. Glass
4. Captive State
5. Mother!
6. The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
7. Last Days
8. Plan 9 From Outer Space
9. The Last Movie
10. 88
11. The Bonfire of the Vanities
12. Birdemic
13. Birdemic 2: The Resurrection 
14. Last Exit To Brooklyn
15. Glen or Glenda
16. The Assassination of Trotsky
17. Che!
18. Brewster McCloud
19. American Traitor: The Trial of Axis Sally
20. Tough Guys Don’t Dance
21. Reach Me
22. Revolution
23. The Last Tycoon
24. Express to Terror 
25. 1941
26. The Teheran Incident
27. Con Man
28. Looker
29. 1776
30. Here
31. The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
32. The Cable Guy