Scenes That I Love: Marjoe Gortner in Earthquake


Today is Marjoe Gortner’s 81st birthday!

The former child evangelist-turned-whistleblower-turned-recording-artist-turned-golf-tournmanet-organizer appeared in some of the most memorable exploitation films of the 70s and 80s, usually playing villains.  (Personally, I’ve always liked his heroic performance in Starcrash.)

In today’s scene, from 1974’s Earthquake, Marjoe gives au unforgettably creepy performance as the type of character who, today, would probably be called an incel.  Usually, no one takes him serious but, when an earthquake hits, he puts on his uniform and becomes a mini-tyrant.  Few actors were as effective at playing crazy as Marjoe Gortner.

 

The Films of 2025: Alone In Venice (dir by Jules East)


Venice is my favorite city in Italy.

I mean, it’s such a cliché, isn’t it?  Tourists always fall in love with Venice, even though the majority of us really don’t know much about the city beyond the canals and the gondolas.  I spent a summer in Italy and Venice was definitely the city that had the most American visitors.  Sadly, the majority of them didn’t do a very good job representing the U.S. in Europe.  One night, a bunch of drunk frat boys approached me, all wearing University of Texas t-shirts.  One of them asked, “Are you from Texas?”

“No,” I lied.

“You sound like you’re from Texas!” his friend said.

“No, ah’m not from Texas,” I said, “Sorry, y’all.”

That’s not something that would have happened in Florence or even Naples!  In Rome, handsome men on motor scooters gave me flowers.  In Venice, on the other hand, I had to deal with the same jerks that I dealt with back home!

I still fell in love with Venice.  And yes, it did happen while riding in a gondola.  At that moment, I felt like I was living in a work of art.  I can still remember looking over the side of the gondola and watching as a small crab ran across someone’s front porch.  That’s when I realize that, by its very existence, Venice proved that anything was possible.

It is said that Venice is slowly sinking.  That Venice has a reputation as being a dying city would probably have come to a surprise to the drunk Americans who were just looking for a girl from Texas that summer.  And yet, Venice has always been associated with death.  Just consider Thomas Mann’s Death in Venice and the subsequent film adaptation from Luchino Visconti.  Consider the controversial Giallo in Venice and Don’t Look Now.

Venice is a city that is beautiful at day and ominous and menacing at night.  That’s certainly something that’s captured in Alone in Venice.

Made for an obviously low-budget but featuring some stunning shots of its title city, Alone In Venice tells the story of Saul Larson (Apollo Luce), a young actor who has spent the last year in Venice.  He says that he was told to stay in the city by a Chinese film director who is in love with him.  He says that he’s waiting for her to come out to Venice to join him.  At one point, he says that she has even arranged for him to be classified as a permanent resident of the city so that he doesn’t have to worry about his visa expiring.  How she did that is never really explained, though its implied that, while she’s arranged for him to stay in Venice forever, she’s also trapped him there.  He can live in Venice but he can’t leave it.

A friend from America (played by Lisa Jacqueline Starrett) visits him and tells him that she thinks that he’s being used.  She points out that he’s living in a crummy apartment that doesn’t even have a good view and that the director is 1) married and 2) hasn’t contacted him in months.  A man named Tommaso (Luca Rosini) invites Saul back to his place and it’s implied that the two have a brief affair, though Saul continues to obsess  over the director and her love of orchids.  When the prostitute who lives down the hall offers herself to Saul for free, Saul appears to have a panic attack.  Saul insists that the director exists and that she will be coming for him in just a few days.

The majority of the film is made up of scenes of Saul walking around and sometimes running through Venice.  The city is the main attraction here.  At day, the city is vibrant and full of life.  At night, the city is full of shadows and a frightening clown makes an appearance.  There’s more than few shots that owe a debt to Don’t Look Now and its sequences of Donald Sutherland chasing after the figure in the red raincoat.

What does it all mean?  The film largely leaves that up to the viewer.  Whether or not the film works will depend on how much tolerance the viewer has for open-ended storytelling and unanswered questions.  (As you may have guessed, neither one is particularly an issue for me.)  Saul is committed to believing that his director is coming for him and occasionally, there’s something a bit disturbing about his obsession with her.  Throughout the film, he’s given plenty of opportunities to move on, whether it’s returning to America with his friend or pursuing a new relationship.  Instead, he chooses again and again to be alone in Venice.

 

CONVICTION (2010) – Hilary Swank and Sam Rockwell star in the real-life story of a sister who saves her brother from a wrongful conviction!


My wife and I love movies based on real-life stories. We were looking for something to watch this afternoon on the MAX app and came across their “Real Life Dramas” section. One of the movies we saw listed was CONVICTION (2010) starring 2-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank. My wife loves Hilary Swank so we decided to give it a spin.

Betty Anne Waters (Hilary Swank) watches as her brother Kenny (Sam Rockwell) is convicted of the murder of Katherine Brow on May 21st, 1980 in Ayer, Massachusetts and sentenced to life in prison. Even though she knows he’s a troublemaker, Betty Anne is convinced that he’s not a murderer, so she gives up everything in her life to try to prove his innocence, especially after she learns that he tried to kill himself while in custody. Her husband (Loren Dean) divorces her and takes their kids with him. This doesn’t stop her. She goes back to school, eventually making her way to law school for the sole purpose of helping to exonerate her brother. In a positive turn of events, Betty Anne realizes that the new field of DNA testing could be the key to overturning her brother’s conviction. She contacts attorney Barry Scheck (Peter Gallagher) from the “Innocence Project” who assists those who believe DNA testing can help overturn previous convictions. Will Betty Anne finally be able to prove Kenny’s innocence, or will he have to spend the rest of his life in jail for a crime she doesn’t think he’s capable of committing?

Movies like CONVICTION are such an interesting watch for me, especially since we can know how these stories play out with a simple google search. When I see a movie is based on a real story, I purposefully avoid the facts of the actual events so I can see the events depicted on screen without my own internal bias taking front and center. I enjoyed watching how the events unfolded in CONVICTION. Hilary Swank and Sam Rockwell are such good actors, and I appreciate the work they put in here. I don’t pretend that everything depicted on screen is exactly how it was in real life, but I do believe that the actors portray the essence of truth, and I must admit to a tear in my eye when that truth is finally acknowledged for Kenny Waters at the end of the film. I also enjoyed telling my wife that the director of CONVICTION is Tony Goldwyn, the bad guy in the blockbuster film, GHOST. I just thought that was kind of cool, and so did she.

The real truth of Betty Anne Waters and Kenny Waters is ultimately bittersweet, but their story is both a testament to, and an indictment of, the American judicial system. As a person who truly loves our country, I think it’s important to realize that things aren’t always perfect, even in the United States of America!

See the trailer for CONVICTION below:

Lisa Reviews An Oscar Nominee: Gravity (dir by Alfonso Cuaron)


Remember Gravity?

Released in 2013, Gravity is largely a two-person film.  There are a few other characters who appear at the start of the film and we hear different voices throughout the movie (including the voice of Ed Harris, cast once again as the voice of NASA) but, for the most part, this film centers on George Clooney and Sandra Bullock floating through space.  Clooney is Kowalski.  Bullock is Stone.  They’re two astronauts who are in space trying to fix the Hubble Telescope when their shuttle is struck by a wave of space debris.  When the shuttle inoperable and the rest of the crew dead, Kowalski and Stone try to figure out how to get back down to Earth.

Space, it turns out, is not as empty as we tend to assume.  Along with the space debris that caused them to get stranded in space in the first place, there’s also a lot of abandoned equipment and outposts that they can use to get back to Earth.  Unfortunately, they’ve got limited oxygen and limited time with which to reach any of that equipment and, even if they do reach it, there’s no guarantee that they’ll be able to get any of it to work.  After Kowalski sacrifices himself to help Stone reach the International Space Station, Stone alone must find a way to return to Earth before the space debris complete their orbit and again threaten to send her hurtling into space.

Gravity is one of those films that demands to not only be seen on the big screen but also to be seen in 3D.  (I say this as someone who was not exactly a fan of the post-Avatar 3D boom.  Too often, 3D felt like a distraction.  In Gravity, it feels like a key part of the story.)  The film not captures the terror of being alone in the emptiness of space but, at the same time, it also captures the beauty of having the entire universe in front of you.  It’s a visually stunning and beautiful film.  Kowalski says, at one point, that he has a hell of a view and it’s hard not to agree with him.  Space may be deadly but it’s beautiful as well.  Stone finds herself tempted to simply allow herself to spend the rest of eternity floating lifelessly in space but ultimately, she embraces life.  She refuses to give up and the film refuses to give up on her or, by extension, the rest of humanity.  Gravity celebrates the beauty of space and creation while also showing that life on Earth has its own beauty as well.  By the film’s end, one can argue that Stone has literally been reborn.

It’s a powerful film, one that is well-acted by both Bullock and George Clooney, both of whom have the star power necessary to hold our interest even when the overwhelming grandeur of space threatens to steal our attention.  (I would argue that Bullock’s performance here is far superior to her Oscar-winning turn in The Blind Side.)  Gravity received ten Oscar nominations and it won seven of them, including the Best Director award for Alfonso Cuaron.  However, it lost Best Picture to another powerful film, 12 Years A Slave.

Monday Live Tweet Alert: Join Us For Nemesis and Wanted: Dead or Alive!


As some of our regular readers undoubtedly know, I am involved in hosting a few weekly live tweets on twitter and occasion ally Mastodon.  I host #FridayNightFlix every Friday, I co-host #ScarySocial on Saturday, and I am one of the five hosts of Mastodon’s #MondayActionMovie!  Every week, we get together.  We watch a movie.  We snark our way through it.

Tonight, for #MondayActionMovie, the film will be 1992’s Nemesis, from director Albert Pyun!

Then, on twitter, #MondayMuggers will be showing 1986’s Wanted: Dead or Alive, starring Rutger Hauer!  The film is on Prime and it starts at 10 pm et!

It should make for a night of fun viewing and I invite all of you to join in.  If you want to join the live tweets, just hop onto Mastodon, pull up Nemesis on YouTube, start the movie at 8 pm et, and use the #MondayActionMovie hashtag!  Then switch over to twitter, pull Wanted: Dead or Alive up on Prime, and use the #MondayMuggers hashtag! 

Enjoy!

 

Scenes That We Love: Robert Stack in Airplane!


106 years ago today, actor Robert Stack was born in Los Angeles, California.

Though Stack found his greatest success on television and as the original host of Unsolved Mysteries, he also had an active film career.  Here he is in 1980’s Airplane!, demonstrating how to provide encouragement and build up confidence.

4 Shots From 4 Film: Special John McNaughton Edition


4 Shots From 4 Films is just what it says it is, 4 shots from 4 of our favorite films. As opposed to the reviews and recaps that we usually post, 4 Shots From 4 Films is all about letting the visuals do the talking.

Today is the birthday of director John McNaughton!  It’s time for….

4 Shots From 4 John McNaughton Films

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Charles Lieberman)

The Borrower (1991, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Julio Mucat and Robert C. New)

Normal Life (1996, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Jean de Segonzac)

Wild Things (1998, dir by John McNaughton, DP: Jeffrey L. Kimball)

The Films of 2025: When It Rains In LA (dir by David M. Parks)


When it Rains In LA features Eric Roberts as Nate.

Nate is a happy man who lives in a big house and who obviously has a lot of money.  He’s even got a much younger trophy wife, a Russian named Sasha (Monroe Cline).  One day, Nate receives an odd package, a box that contains a rather hideous mask.  Nate looks at the mask and then takes a sip of tea.  He promptly drops dead.

After Nate’s funeral, the suddenly widowed Sasha flies to Los Angeles to see her friends from college.  (Or, at least, that’s how I assume she met these people.  At times, it’s difficult to really keep track of how anyone in this film actually knows anyone else.)  Though she’s just buried her husband, she still flirts with the pilot of her airplane, the likably dorky Harry (Tom Gipson).  She also meets a mysterious woman named Anna (Leslie Stratton) and doesn’t seem to notice that she’s being watched by a mysterious, bearded man (Mike Ferguson) who continually hides his face inside of his hoodie.

From the minute that Sasha lands in Los Angeles, it starts to rain.  Everyone that Sasha meets mentions how strange it is that it’s raining in Los Angeles.  Some people say the rain is probably no big deal.  Other people act as if the rain has some sort of secret meaning.  Sasha keeps her opinions to herself.

Her friends seem to be curiously unconcerned with Sasha suddenly being a widow.  One of them won’t stop talking about the death of his former lover.  They go to a club, where the bartender gives out free drinks and the owner seems to be strangely hostile.  Sasha meets Harry.  Characters appear and then disappear without anyone seeming to notice.  Everyone comments on the strangeness of rain in Los Angeles.  People start to die in brutal ways but again no one seems to really care.  It’s a slasher film where societal detachment is the biggest threat.

It’s an odd film.  The budget was obviously low and the majority of the performances are a bit amateurish but, whether it was intentional on the part of the filmmakers or not, the film often plays out like a surreal dream.  Sometimes, the film moved at an almost rushed pace and then other times, a heavy sense of ennui seems to descend over the action and the characters.  Characters repeatedly do things that don’t make any sense but they do it with such determination that it becomes rather fascinating to watch.  The film’s final moments are surprisingly effective, certainly more effective than you might expect from all the moments that came before them.  Visually, this low-budget film has moments of almost ghostly beauty.  The scenes of the rain falling in Los Angeles are effectively atmospheric and ominous.  In the end, the film qualifies almost as a work of outsider art.

And, let’s not forget, Eric Roberts is in it!  This was the first Eric Roberts film to be released in 2025.  Nate dies before the opening credits and Eric still gets top billing.  I imagine it will be the first of many.

Previous Eric Roberts Films That We Have Reviewed:

  1. Star 80 (1983)
  2. Blood Red (1989)
  3. The Ambulance (1990)
  4. The Lost Capone (1990)
  5. Love, Cheat, & Steal (1993)
  6. Love Is A Gun (1994)
  7. Sensation (1994)
  8. Dark Angel (1996)
  9. Doctor Who (1996)
  10. Most Wanted (1997)
  11. Mercy Streets (2000)
  12. Wolves of Wall Street (2002)
  13. Mr. Brightside (2004)
  14. Six: The Mark Unleased (2004)
  15. Hey You (2006)
  16. In The Blink of an Eye (2009)
  17. Enemies Among Us (2010)
  18. The Expendables (2010) 
  19. Sharktopus (2010)
  20. The Dead Want Women (2012)
  21. Deadline (2012)
  22. The Mark (2012)
  23. Miss Atomic Bomb (2012)
  24. Bonnie And Clyde: Justified (2013)
  25. Lovelace (2013)
  26. The Mark: Redemption (2013)
  27. Self-Storage (2013)
  28. This Is Our Time (2013)
  29. Inherent Vice (2014)
  30. Road to the Open (2014)
  31. Rumors of War (2014)
  32. Amityville Death House (2015)
  33. A Fatal Obsession (2015)
  34. Stalked By My Doctor (2015)
  35. Enemy Within (2016)
  36. Joker’s Poltergeist (2016)
  37. Prayer Never Fails (2016)
  38. Stalked By My Doctor: The Return (2016)
  39. The Wrong Roommate (2016)
  40. Dark Image (2017)
  41. Black Wake (2018)
  42. Stalked By My Doctor: Patient’s Revenge (2018)
  43. Clinton Island (2019)
  44. Monster Island (2019)
  45. The Savant (2019)
  46. Seven Deadly Sins (2019)
  47. Stalked By My Doctor: A Sleepwalker’s Nightmare (2019)
  48. The Wrong Mommy (2019)
  49. Exodus of a Prodigal Son (2020)
  50. Free Lunch Express (2020)
  51. Her Deadly Groom (2020)
  52. Top Gunner (2020)
  53. Deadly Nightshade (2021)
  54. Just What The Doctor Ordered (2021)
  55. Killer Advice (2021)
  56. The Poltergeist Diaries (2021)
  57. The Rebels of PT-218 (2021)
  58. A Town Called Parable (2021)
  59. Bleach (2022)
  60. My Dinner With Eric (2022)
  61. Aftermath (2024)
  62. The Wrong Life Coach (2024)

Jennifer Lopez has had ENOUGH (2002)! 


This morning I got up to make coffee for me and my wife. When I came back to our room, she had started the movie ENOUGH (2002) with Jennifer Lopez on the new projector that she bought me for Christmas. I’m not that big of a fan of Lopez, but I decided I’d go ahead and sit down to sip on my coffee prior to starting my day. I ended up watching the whole movie! 

Jennifer Lopez plays Slim, a waitress in a diner in L.A., who meets a rich guy named Mitch Hiller (Billy Campbell) who impresses her when he gets rid of this rude jerk (Noah Wyle) trying to hit on her. Mitch and Slim get along famously, eventually getting married and having a cute little girl named Gracie. Everything seems perfect in their little world. Unfortunately, things aren’t what they seem, and one night Slim checks her husband’s pager. She calls the number and discovers Mitch has been cheating on her. When she confronts him about the affair, his entire countenance changes, and he begins beating the crap out of her. After the altercation, and before heading out to continue his affair, Mitch warns Slim not to leave because he refuses to live without her. With the help of her friend Ginny (Juliette Lewis) and a couple of others, Slim takes Gracie and they escape from Mitch. With all his money and connections, Mitch is able to track her down no matter where she goes. Feeling like she has no other options, Slim turns to her wealthy, estranged father, Jupiter (Fred Ward). He provides her the funds she needs to set up a new life and identity. Unfortunately, that damn Mitch tracks her down again. Narrowly escaping, Slim decides that she’s done running. She sends Gracie away with Ginny and begins training rigorously in self defense techniques. This time she’s taking the fight to Mitch with plans to end this shit once and for all. 

If you’re looking for a realistic drama about the effects of spousal abuse on the family unit and then across the larger society, ENOUGH is not the movie for you. This movie is more for the Charles Bronson crowd, where the bad guys are truly evil and the audience is in complete agreement with their need to perish. This is a formula that continues to work even if you have to completely suspend your disbelief. For example:

-Is it realistic that Mitch would be able to conceal what a complete and total asshole he is for many years from Slim, but then one night turn out to practically be the sidekick of Satan?

-Is it realistic that Mitch would be able track Slim and Gracie down time and time again, no matter where she goes across the country, even after she uses her Dad’s resources to change her identity?

-Is it realistic that Slim would be able to get enough self defense training in a short period of time to be able to confront the extremely fit Mitch at the end and kick his ass? 

While the setup is probably not the most realistic, we have to see images of Mitch beating up Slim on multiple occasions, even trying to kill her at one point. We also see him knock little Gracie to the ground and hurt her. We see him terrorizing her and anyone who tries to help her. This audience member just wanted to see Mitch pay.

I don’t really have any close connections to the main actors in ENOUGH, but they all do their jobs well enough to keep me involved. I have always been a fan of its director, Michael Apted. He’s made a few movies that I really like in CLASS ACTION (1991) with Gene Hackman, THUNDERHEART (1992) with Val Kilmer, and BLINK (1993) with Madeleine Stowe. He’s a more than competent director who knows how to get a reaction from his audience. This certainly may not reflect his best work, but he still handles the material in a professional manner. 

My final word on ENOUGH… I enjoyed the film in the same way I like the 3 piece combo at KFC, which I really do enjoy. I know it’s probably not the best stuff out there, but the classic formula still works, and I’m satisfied when it’s all gone! 

See the trailer for ENOUGH below:

Lisa Marie Reviews An Oscar Nominee: The Country Girl (dir by George Seaton)


First released in 1954 and based on a play by Clifford Odets, The Country Girl is centered around the production of a believably terrible stage musical called The Land Around Us.

Director Bernie Dodd (William Holden) is known for his willingness to take risks.  One of his previous plays was about a punk-drunk boxer so he cast an actual punch-drunk boxer in the role.  For The Land Around Us, Bernie wants to cast Frank Elgin (Bing Crosby), a former singing star who has fallen on hard times.  Frank was once a hitmaker but, after the tragic death of his son, his career went downhill.  He’s now lucky if he can get a job singing a commercial jingle.  Though Frank aces his audition, the show’s producer (Anthony Ross) insists that Frank is just too unreliable and that everyone know that he’s now a drunk.  Bernie, however, insists on casting Frank and Bernie, as always, gets his way.

Bernie grew up looking up to Frank and it’s hard for him to see that his idol is now struggling.  Bernie squarely puts the blame on Frank’s wife, Georgie (Grace Kelly, wearing glasses and her hair tied back).  Whenever Bernie sees Georgie, she seems to be criticizing Frank and micromanaging his life.  Bernie tells Frank that Georgie is holding back his career but Frank explains that Georgie is unstable and that, whenever he’s tried to leave her, she’s responded by attempting to commit suicide.  Bernie, who seems to have issues with women in general, believes everything that Frank says.  Whenever Frank makes a demand during the rehearsal process, Bernie blames Georgie.  Whenever Frank seems to be insecure about whether or not he can still be a star, Bernie blames Georgie.

Of course, Bernie’s wrong.  As is obvious to everyone watching the film (and as should have been obvious to Bernie from the moment he first saw Frank and Georgie together), Georgie is the the only person who is keeping Frank from totally falling apart.  If she seems to be demanding, she knows that it’s because Frank is so desperate to be a star again that he tends to let people walk all over him.  If she’s overprotective of Frank, that’s because she knows that Frank is an alcoholic who blames himself for the death of their son.  Frank is the one who tried to commit suicide, not Georgie.  Georgie has dedicated her life to taking care of Frank and, if she is sometimes overly critical with him, it’s because she alone understands that Frank is throwing his life away.

It’s a sad film.  Both Georgie and Bernie are almost fanatically loyal to Frank but it’s hard not to feel that the self-centered and self-destructive Frank doesn’t really deserve their loyalty.  That we have any sympathy at all for Frank is due to the performance of Bing Crosby, who plays the role with just enough self-awareness that the audience gets a hint of the man Frank was before he turned to alcohol and self-pity.  As usual, William Holden is well-cast as a cynical but ultimately kind-hearted character and he does a good job of hinting at what lies underneath Bernie’s rough exterior.  Grace Kelly won her only Oscar for playing Georgie and she does a fairly good job, even if she does seem to be miscast.  Georgie is far cry from the glamorous characters that Kelly usually played.  Personally, I think she was far more Oscar-worthy in Rear Window, which was released the same year and featured Kelly in a far more interesting role.  George Seaton directs the film as if it were a film noir, with Holden, Crosby, and Kelly often acting in the shadows.  The Country Girl works best when it contrasts the artificiality of Bernie’s show with the real-life human drama taking place backstage.

The Country Girl was nominated for Best Picture, Director, Actor, and Actress.  While Grace Kelly was named Best Actress, the rest of the awards were won by On The Waterfront, with Bing Crosby losing to Marlon Brando.