Dick Tracy (1990, directed by Warren Beatty)


The year is 1937 and “Big Boy” Caprice (Al Pacino) and his gang of flamboyant and often disfigured criminals are trying to take over the rackets.  Standing in their way is ace detective Dick Tracy (Warren Beatty), the yellow trench-wearing defender of the law.  Tracy is not only looking to take down Caprice but he and Tess Trueheart (Glenne Headly) are currently the guardians of The Kid (Charlie Korsmo), a young street kid who witnessed one of Caprice’s worst crimes.  Tracy’s investigation leads him through a rogue’s gallery of criminals and also involves Breathless Mahoney (Madonna), who has witnessed many of Caprice’s crimes but who also wants to steal Tracy’s heart from Tess.

Based on the long-running comic strip, Dick Tracy was a labor of love on the part of Warren Beatty.  Not only starring but also directing, Tracy made a film that stayed true to the look and the feel of the original comic strip (the film’s visual palette was limited to just seven colors) while also including an all-star cast the featured Madonna is an attempt to appeal to a younger audience who had probably never even heard of Dick Tracy.  When Dick Tracy was released, the majority of the publicity centered around Madonna’s participation in the film and the fact that she was dating Beatty at the time.  Madonna is actually probably the weakest element of the film.  More of a personality than an actress, Madonna is always Madonna no matter who she is playing and, in a film full of famous actors managing to be convincing as the members of Dick Tracy’s rogue gallery, Madonna feels out of place.  Michelle Pfeiffer would have been the ideal Breathless Mahoney.

It doesn’t matter, though, because the rest of the film is great.  It’s one of the few comic book films of the 90s to really hold up, mostly due to Beatty’s obvious enthusiasm for the material and the performances of everyone in the supporting cast who was not named Madonna.  Al Pacino received an Oscar nomination for playing Big Boy Caprice but equally good are Dustin Hoffman as Mumbles, William Forsythe as Flaptop, R.G. Armstong as Pruneface, and Henry Silva as Influence.  These actors all create memorable characters, even while acting under a ton of very convincing makeup.  I also liked Dick Van Dyke as the corrupt District Attorney.  Beatty knew audience would be shocked to see Van Dyke not playing a hero and both he and Van Dyke play it up for all its worth.  Beatty embraces the comic strip’s campiness while still remaining respectful to its style and the combination of Danny Elfman’s music and Stephen Sondheim’s songs provide just the right score for Dick Tracy’s adventures.  The film can be surprisingly violent at times but the same was often said about the Dick Tracy comic strip.  It wasn’t two-way wrist radios and trips to the Moon.  Dick Tracy also dealt with the most ruthless and bloodthirsty gangsters his city had to offer.

Dick Tracy was considered to be a box office disappointment when it was originally released.  (Again, you have to wonder if Beatty overestimated how many fans Dick Tracy had in 1990.)  But it holds up well and is still more entertaining than several of the more recent comic book movies that have been released.

The TSL’s Daily Horror Grindhouse: Hell High (dir by Douglas Grossman)


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Don’t go to the swamp tonight, indeed!

Actually, that’s pretty good advice in general.  Swamps are dangerous.  They’re full of malaria-carrying flies and crocodiles and ghosts of angry Cajuns.  Of course, none of those show up in the 1989 slasher film Hell High.  In fact, there’s only one scene set in a swamp and that scene happens during the day.

It involves a little girl who is out in the swamp, playing with her doll and watching two teenage lovers get killed as the result of a macabre motorcycle accident.  It’s a pretty disturbing sight, especially since one of the lovers ends up getting impaled and spitting blood all over the place.  BLEH!

Anyway, that girl grows up to be a high school science teacher named Brooke Storm (Maureen Mooney).  She’s a good teacher but she’s also extremely repressed and haunted by the image of that impaled girl spitting up blood.  Unfortunately, one of her students is a sociopath named Dickens (Christopher Stryker).  Dickens is the type of student who goes to football games just so he can threaten the injured players with a gigantic switchblade.  Oddly, no one seems to notice Dickens standing on the sidelines, holding a gigantic knife over a helpless jock.  At first I thought that this meant that Dickens was meant to be either a ghost or a figment of someone’s imagination but no, Dickens is real.  I guess people are just so used to being threatened by Dickens that no one even notices anymore.

Anyway, Dickens has three friends.  Queenie (Millie Prezioso) is the tough girl who bares her breasts to anyone who stops by her house.  Smiler (Jason Brill) is the fat guy who is always smiling, no matter how upset he is.  Smiler continually says things like, “What’s gotten into that Dickens?” and “My mamma said there’d be days like this.”  And then there’s Jon-Jon (Christopher Cousins).  Jon-Jon is Dickens’s newest friend.  Jon-Jon’s a good kid but a little weak-willed.  He’s got a crush on Queenie and Dickens seems to have a crush on him.

Anyway, Dickens and his friends decide to play a prank on Miss Storm but, in the process of doing so, they cause her to have flashbacks to that day in the swamp.  And soon, Miss Storm is stalking all four of them.  How dangerous is Miss Storm?  Well, she’s dangerous enough that she can kill you with a number two pencil.  You think Liam Neeson was a creative and relentless killing machine in Taken?  He’s got nothing on Brooke Storm!

Anyway, Hell High is kind of an oddity.  On the one hand, it’s pretty much a standard slasher film.  On the other hand, the film has just enough strange moments to distinguish it.  Yes, there’s Dickens with the knife on the football field.  But there’s also Smiler with his nonstop grin.  And Queenie with her relentless mood swings.  And there’s the strangely 0ff-kilter dialogue, which is full of random song lyrics.  And then there’s the film’s twist ending, which makes little sense but it is still satisfying in its own over the top way.  Hell High is a thoroughly odd but undeniably effective 80s horror film.

A lot of the credit has to go to the film’s cast, all of whom give far better performances than the material really deserves.  Maureen Mooney is both scary and sympathetic as poor Miss Storm while Christopher Cousins is likable as the somewhat weak-willed Jon-Jon.  The film, however, is truly dominated by Christopher Stryker.  Stryker goes all out as the crazy Dickens and it’s unfortunate that he died shortly after Hell High was released.  Had he lived, he’d probably now be a Sid Haig-style character actor, popping up in indie horror movies and Quentin Tarantino films.

So, watch Hell High if you get a chance and definitely stay out of the swamp tonight!

Lisa Marie’s 10 Favorite Novels of 2011


Continuing my series on the best of 2011, I now present my 10 favorite novels of the previous year.  For a lot of reasons, I didn’t get to read quite as much as I wanted to over the past year.  My New Year’s resolution — well, one of them — is to do better in 2012.

Without further ado, here’s my list.  All 10 of the novels provided an entertaining, thought-provoking read over the past year and you should read them all.

1) The Art of Forgetting by Camille Noe Pagan

2) Swamplandia! by Karen Russell

3) Bumped by Megan McCaffrey

4) The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides

5) There is No Year by Blake Butler

6) Girls in White Dresses by Jennifer Close

7) Skipping a Beat by Sarah Pekkanen

8) The Forgotten Waltz by Ann Enright

9) Best Kept Secret by Amy Hatvany

10) The Pale King by David Foster Wallace

Coming up tomorrow: The list we’ve all be waiting for — my top 26 films of 2011.